#UGH HES SO ANNOYING IM🤬🤬❤️

[mossyythoughts]

platonic genshin headcanons

yo yo yo

w/ diluc, venti and hu tao!

g/n reader ❤️

not spell checked whoops~

diluc

the biggest dad friend ever we love him <3

he definitely has told you to stop spending money on stupid shit but like shut the fuck up, look at this dog figurine that is just sitting there like a polite little boy 😒🙄

will NOT have you in his house doing stupid shit

“get down from that bookshelf.”

ughh he probably makes the best cookies

or the worst no in between 🙄

but my bets is he is a pretty decent cook 🧐

he would get on your ass if you ate raw dough though 😒 like bitch i’m hungry

ugh feel like he would be the type of person to be like “are you fr playing scary games at 4 am again…”

he WILL NOT comfort you either 🤬 like whore i’m scared to go to the bathroom by myself

doesn’t get scared about shit 🙄

until he does 😈

feel like he gets scared of things that could possibly happen

will watch ghost movies with you but cannot even fathom watching like a space movie or like idk natural disaster thriller movies

is that what they’re called AKDJSKDJ natural disaster thriller movies ?????

bitch is the type of person to fall asleep on you and crush you

like GET TF OFF OF ME ❗️❗️❗️🤬🤬🤬 🔪

i feel like you guys are the type of friends to watch stupid romcoms and just like AJSKSDJSJ LAUGH AT THEM

i feel like he would be such a cool person to hang around seems very sweet

but you suck diluc !! 👎🏾👎🏾

stop coming home i do NOT need c2 diluc 🙄🔪

venti

if you’re fine with it is gonna be the most touchy bitch in this whole bullet point list 😒👎🏾

gonna drag you to an ice cream parlor and then make you pay with his broke ass

whallop his sorry ass if he does

horrible fucking cook

dude literally tried to cook NORMAL EGGS and they looked like dog shit ⁉️

like venti.

get out

the amount of play fights you guys have gotten in

and you’ve won them all like a baddie 💞

fuck venti

snuck into your house once to try and use your easy bake oven

like bitch i oughta…

ugh is such a bitch about everything

will straight up whine and whine for the smallest thing

it’s fine though we love venti

he pays for it by giving you small gifts 😍🥰

like wow thanks venti for paying back my maxed out credit card with a four leaf clover ❗️❗️😍

he wouldn’t actually though he knows his limits

(smtimes)

IS THE MOST ANNOYING ASS BITCH DURING ONLINE GAMES THOUGH

play scary games with him 🥺

give that bitch nightmares ❗️❗️🤬

he gets scared at the smallest thing halloween is his favorite holiday 😍

threaten him!!! to not pay!!! for his!!! cosplays!!!

idk why but i feel like he would be a cosplayer

he looks good and stuff but like go away 🙄👎🏾

go PAY YOUR TAB 🤬🤬

come home next time your banner is here tho i wanna bully you by throwing you off a cliff!! 💞

hu tao

FUCK HU TAO 🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪❗️❗️❗️❗️

ugh is the type to like push you off a cliff

also the type to drive super fast in parking lots???

don’t know where that one came from

is the type to want to do tiktok trends w/ you

like that one where people were like… hiding out in walmarts? like behind toilet paper?

ugh LEAVE ME ALONG HU TAO IM TRYING TO SLEEP

is the type to repay your lost time with drinks 💞

you like energy drinks? here! you like coffee? yup, got one right here! soda? water? JUICE?

where tf do you keep getting these bitch 🤨

is def gonna come to you when the police are after her after she lit smth on fire…

like NO you can’t hide out in my house😨

SO FUNNY WHEN PLAYING HORROR GAMES

kinda reminds me of coryxkenshin 🧐

she would scream so hard and then just look blankly at her webcam

she always accidently pauses the game when she gets jumpscared 😭

LMAODHSJDJS SHES THE TYPE OF PERSON TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THE MONSTER AND THEN JUMP SO HARD WHEN IT COMES FOR HER 💀

she would be like

“and the ghost always stalks these halls, screaming out in agony for help. will you help them?”

“joe mama hahaha- nO NO STOP-“

luke bitch you asked for this shit 😐

gonna be so whiny too 🙅🏾‍♀️ like if you do NOT stop clinging onto my arm stfu

the type of person to fucking spit on someone if they made you upset tho <3

i got you one your rerun banner but you were giving me a run for my fucking money 😐 you kept me from thoma AND waited until 90 pity wtf… why the hell has thoma NOT come home yet…….

author notes

yo first post- expect me to post a lot about venti he is my comfort character and he is super fun to make fun of considering the amount of anger i have festered from the fact that he didn’t wanna come home 😊😍 its fine tho, i was only wishing for him because i wanted to see the pretty colors even tho i wasn’t supposed to because i had been saving for klee for like idk SINCE JANUEARY 🤬 …i missed her first banner, and she is another comfort character 😔 it’s fine tho, she hits numbers 😋✌🏾