#UDJKAHF WTF I'M COMBUSTING WTFWTF

[taegularities]

Hi Rid! Don’t know if you’re still doing this, but I’ll tell you anyways ☺️

Reasons Why I’d Date You:

You’re really sweet 😊! Even though you’re married (Kas, you’re SO LUCKY, I SWEAR-) to I don’t even know anymore, lmao. I’m pretty sure everyone in the discord is wiped for you because YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE CUTIE AND SWEETHEART!!! 🥰

Hot chocolate (lol). When the snow falls lightly, but it’s too cold to go outside, I’d wake you up every morning with hot chocolate and breakfast in bed. We can spend the whole day watching movies or just snuggle under the covers in bed. ☺️

Noodles. I would make you noodles (pasta, whatever you want) for lunch or dinner (or maybe even breakfast if you want). I would cook for you (even though I’m not as good as Jin, but at least it’s edible lol). Just let me take care of you and GET SOME SLEEP!!! I SWEAR, I WILL DRAG YOU TO BED AND AGGRESSIVELY CUDDLE YOU UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP AND GET TIRED OF ME.

Again, let me take care of you. I’m pretty sure everyone would have a goodnight’s sleep if you actually GET SOME SLEEP. We cannot stress that enough. But seriously, we worry about you and your mental health. You’re an amazing writer with a beautiful mind, and your beautiful mind NEEDS SLEEP!!!

Music. Music is my life just as much as it’s yours. I sing for Christ sakes and I would’ve danced too if I was good at it (lmao). Let me sing to you, whether it’d be to help you sleep or just because. Let’s have a candle lit dinner and slow dance under the stars. Let me pull you close and softly sing in your ear. Let the music drown out the world for you and me.

You remind me of Taehyung (lol, you even got your bias in the quiz I gave you! God, you’re so lucky). ☺️ And even though you’re heart belongs to him, I would give him up for you (and let’s be honest, you have a better chance in dating or marrying him than me anyways. I’ll gladly subside to dreaming and loving him from afar). Also I really wouldn’t want to argue with you about “who’s turn it is with Taehyung” (lmao, if that’s even a thing). I would just lose on purpose for you to be happy, and if that means giving up my bias then so be it. 🥲

And because I got Joonie, I’m very accident prone, but I promise I won’t break your heart (I know that sounds like a pick-up line and a very bad one) 🙃. But seriously, your heart is more fragile than glass and you deserve to be loved and cared for. I wouldn’t forgive myself if I hurt you (physically and/or emotionally).

I swear you are the sweetest person ever! I hope Kas is keeping you happy (I bet she is because her wife is amazing). And your such a cutie! The way you just ranted on about noodles was funny, yet really cute...? 🥺 You’re heart deserves to be protected (and if I had the confidence, I would’ve said something to anon about you and Hads, and just fuck off)!

You’re a Scorpio and I’m a Taurus, so it’s a guarantee that our “relationship” would be heated (unless you hate me. In which case, I’m sorry?). We’re opposites, but we go really well together (or not at all). Also I’m really clingy, so I’d probably just spend the whole day cuddling you (and what not, but I’ll leave that up to you 😉).

Please accept this rose 🌹 as very late love confession (I didn’t want to write you a note that asked the question “date me...?” with two check boxes for yes and no. Honestly, that sounds pathetic to me. You deserve a poem song about how much you mean to me) and let me take you out on a date. Or just take the rose and run back to your wife if I lured you into having an “affair” (lol). I don’t want any problems and I totally accept your choice (even if you decide to “friend zone” me).

Anyways, love you lots 💜 and if you decline these reasons for why I would date you, I’ll just run over to Hads and ask her to “marry” me (lmao, I’m kidding. I bet she’s already “married” too) instead. 🥲

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, DEE DEE, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

excuse me, i read this three times now and i'm 😭🤯 <-- just that !! this is the sweetest love letter i've ever received (not that i get any on other occasions LOL), but SERIOUSLY, i'm here for pasta, late night talks/cuddles, singing and dancing under the stars 😪

THE FACT THAT YOU SAID I REMIND YOU OF TAEHYUNG ?!?! OF MY FAV MAN ?? is such a compliment ?!?! i'd love to know why omg but that's so freaking cute of you to say :')

ALSO

And because I got Joonie, I’m very accident prone, but I promise I won’t break your heart

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS, I'M LOSING MY SHIT

honestly, @kassrole you have a rival here, babe