Weird Animal Crossing Headcanons!
Tom Nook used to be married to Redd, now is dating KK Slider. He used to just have a crush on him, but after KK came to the island they got drunk on vacation juice and hooked up in the closed Able Sisters’ changing room, and other places after Sable caught them and kicked them out. The next morning, they talked about it and decided to take things slow. After meeting up every Saturday for a few months, they put labels on things. Timmy and Tommy who were so glad to see their Dad/Uncle happy, even though Tom Nook had to make up a sfw story about how they got together.
Redd is single, but still likes Tom Nook. He’s scornful and jealous that Tom has moved on. He always hopes that he will see him in his boat and want him back. It hasn’t worked yet, but he’s hoping if he keeps selling fake art, Tom will get mad enough to talk to him. Recently he came to tell Redd that he was welcome to sell his art on the regular part of the island as long as he didn’t claim the forgeries were real, but Redd told him to go fuck himself.
Blathers is married to Brewster. It was hard being long distance so Brewster decided to move to the island, too. Sometimes Blathers is self-conscious about how much he talks, but Brewster finds it adorable. Sometimes a family is a bird who talks too much and a bird who doesn’t talk enough.
Harvey, Harriet, Leif, and Pascal are in a polyamorous relationship with each other. Harvey and Harriet got together first, then they met Pascal and Leif. Harriet isn’t dating Pascal, but they are good friends. They’re currently a closed polycule.
Flick and CJ are dating. They were childhood best friends, then got together as teens. Now they live together in a 2 bedroom apartment. One of the bedrooms belongs to the bugs and fish. Flick doesn’t talk to his dad much, and people assume it’s because he’s homophobic. Really it’s because Nat loves eating bugs. Another example of politics destroying families 😔
Pelly moved on from Pete after she caught him pirating content from Phyllis’s Onlyfans. She’s now with a pelican named Pierre, who is a Boondoxian. Pierre is scared of Phyllis, as everyone should be.
Gracie is friends with benefits with Pavé and Resetti. She’s a dom and they’re into that.
Dr Shrunk’s wife wanted to open up their marriage and he agreed, but now regrets it. He talked to Dr Shrunk (his wife) about his regrets and she told him she wanted a divorce. He is having a midlife crisis, and now the only reactions he can teach are ‘heartbreak,’ ‘hefty child support,’ and ‘look at my exotic tattoo.’ This is why he is absent in New Horizons, as Nintendo didn’t think these reactions would be profitable. (Geez, show the man some compassion.)
Ankha is taking a break from dating after someone leaked her nudes. She went on a coffee date with Wisp once, but he was too much of a scaredy-cat for her.
Don Resetti has a crush on Beppe at OK Motors. They don’t see each other much, but every time they do is magical. A scrapped part of New Horizons was the player setting them up on a date in exchange for bells, but Nintendo decided against it.
Reese and Cyrus are happy as ever, and are that couple you mute on social media because they make you feel bad about your own love life.
Franklin used to have a Tinder, but deleted it after he only got messages from vore roleplayers. Speed dating hasn’t worked out well for him, either.
Gillivarr has an unrequited crush on Celeste. Celeste is the unrequited crush of many, many people.
Wardell and Niko are in a committed relationship after working together for years. Digby and Lottie had to make amendments to the HHA rule book because they were sick of the PDA.
Lloid is well-endowed, but he still has a difficult time with dating because it’s made of clay, and no size in the world can make up for that.
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Thought up another ReddNook prompt for you! Super open ended: Timmy and Tommy find a photo hidden among Tom's things, one of him and Redd back when they dated back in the day (of course assuming the common headcanon that they dated before the events of the first game and had a nasty break-up is true). If it suits your shipping fancy, have fun with this one!
this has been on my mind since you sent me this and never really had a way to do it til now!! hope you enjoy it!
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Sorry I'm late to the party, things are kind of on fire! Idea: Sonic and Spider Ham comparing their gloomy boyfriends, or Shadow and Spider Noir comparing their sunshiny boyfriends. Or perhaps TFFS kids and Timmy and Tommy Nook getting up to trouble? Trying to provide variety of ideas, sorry if it's overwhelming-
its never too late to send me ideas >:]
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just animal crossing sketches
sorry for posting not really much
maybe i just have artblock... maybe no
idk:(
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Hope has had a very busy first week on the island of Melve
The days are long, so she found herself sith more time then she ever imagined having. She'd spend most of it fishing, relishing in the nothing sound of the sea and the snow. It was very cold on the island. Eventually, she brought enough fish to Mr. Nook that he invited his Owlish friend over to start a museum. When the cold becomes too much Hope finds herself wandering the halls of the building watching the fish and wondering.
She also helped the young Nook twins open up their first shop on the island, it was only right after they helped her turn her tent into a home is just one day. She often brings them cherries both to sell and as a snack to the hard working boys.
Finally, Hope herself built a bridge connecting the main part of the island with the right chunk. Opening up more room for her soon to be neighbors moving in during the up and coming week. She has found Kevin bolting across the bridge and she worries if it is truly strong enough to hold more than one person at a time. She'll have to talk with Mr. Nook about getting a sturdier bridge set up.
As Hope started to fall asleep for the night she kept thinking the waves sounded... different. Almost as if they washed something large ashore. Perhaps it was that Gulliver fellow again?
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