#To sap away his opponent's dominance and ensure that they'll be more submissively inclined and obedient. Far easier to subjugate.
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More rambles because it's just one of them nights, lads.
Baggs and Bat, do NOT get along.
You'd THINK both being some of the shortest fuckers around, with their poncy British accents and their tendency to do mind control shenanigans, and tendencies towards villainous aesthetics (Baggs more in line with a Mad Doctor, and Bat more with being a Gothic Victorian meets Megamind villainsimp) that the two would have common ground.
And anyone out of the loop listening to them chatter, might think they're friends.
But those that know? Can hear the biting edge laced in their courteous words, can see how neither of them takes their eyes off the other, as though eyeing another predator.
Chess games between the two? Have tension so thick in the air, that you'd need a chainsaw to cut through. And also never wind up ending well.
Bat regularly biting at Baggs to keep his little eye tricks out of their game of strategy. And Baggs reminding Bat that he'll behave... So long as Bat keeps his pet Umbra, Quetzalcoatl, right where he can see it.
These two short motherfuckers just constantly glaring at eachother like
THEY'RE BOTH JUST SHORT EGOTISTICAL SHITHEADS YOUR HONOR.
#oxyramblesalot#megalosomnia#dr baggs#depths in despair multiverse#baggs#baggs megalosomnia#Bat Swapfell#Bat is my scrimblo Swapfell of Swapfell Umbra#Lil fucker uses his Umbra; Quetzalcoatl. A fucking black mamba-vampire bat spirit hybrid#To sap away his opponent's dominance and ensure that they'll be more submissively inclined and obedient. Far easier to subjugate.#The funniest shit is that the both of them are the shortest out of the skeletons#Bat is 4'4“ and Baggs is 4'5” (in Depths in Despair MV anyway) they're both just tiny little napoleons that get pissy at eachother.#Everyone else around is just like shit the tinies are fighting get the popcorn.#And Curr is just on standby. Not wanting to intervene with his lord? But also baffled that these two can't fucking play chess right.#It starts with pawn to E-whatever#And ends with Quetzalcoatl's spiritual coils wrapped around Baggs' neck and biting him. Ebbing all of his dominance away#Leaving the good doctor begging Bat to fuck him harder. And Bat be8ng under Baggs' hypnosis and complying with whatever his master orders.#Curr just regularly walks in on this shit like “corr fucken' blimey#AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT? Oi'm beginnin' tae think ye gits don't even know how tae finish a game 'o chess whitout fuckin' eachother.#Fuck this. Mi'lord if ye need me oi'll be jackin' me cocks off in th' corner.“
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