#Tite Kubo can't remember his own plot

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One thing I remembered is that Ginjo finding Tsukishima as a child and pretty much raising him to adulthood while remaining the same implies that Substitute Shinigami don't age the same way average humans do.

Fullbrings however do.

Tsukishima aged.

Ginjo stayed the same.

Even in the World of the Living, with a boring ass, mediocre, normal life, Ichigo was supposed to stop aging the same way humans do. His longevity grows exponentially.

None of his "friends" will live that long. They're just Fullbrings. Inoue will not live that long. She's just a Fullbring, remember? Nothing else was done with her character since gaining her powers, therefore we can assume that's all she is.

Ichigo will live for centuries...

Inoue will die of old age like a human does...

His powers would probably make it so that he wouldn't be able to stay in the World of the Living anyways...

But you know... Tite Kubo is a fucking genius... right?

Right?

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

Loved this Watsonian take on the characters of Bleach and how they are fundamentally idiots and incompetent...

Now let's go Doylist:

Tite Kubo is actually incompetent when it comes to thinking through his plot points and his characters' motivations.

He writes like a beginner fanfic writer. He does very little research and, apparently, he doesn't take notes of his own storyline. It feels like he doesn't map out anything...

The characters aren't stupid. Kubo is.

The difference between Kubo and someone like me is that, no one expects professional coherence from me and I can always go back and edit my stories.

Kubo, on the other hand, is a published author and mandatorily should know better, do better, expect better from himself.

He made a good Main Character with side characters ranging from good to downright mediocre.

He made an initial awesome Villain with good motives (still murder though...) and then the following villains decreased in quality until we got to that overbearingly boring Yhwach...

Kubo began creating more, and more, and more, and even more characters. To the point he cornered himself and his failings as a storyteller became evident.

Let's all remember that Kubo's favourite character is Mayuri, to get a better sense of how he is a person in real life...

I mean. Kubo is obsessed with drawing tits and ass, sexualising underaged female characters, and portraying harmful so-called Queer representation. (the aggressive lesbian trope? Giselle? Yumichika's ooc transphobia? Etc...)

The story can't be actually good when its creator sucks...

Most of us don't really love Bleach. Not the version Kubo gave us.

We love our spin on it. Our interpretation. Our analysis on themes and storylines that aren't really there.

Symbolisms, metaphors and allegories?

We see what we project onto it. Then we post our Meta and sometimes it resonates with others, taking a life of its own.

I've begun to realise we love Fanon Bleach more than the Canon one.

Everyone “Smart” in Bleach is Actually Stupid as Hell

I’m angry about PVP in Brave Souls so I’ve decided to focus that energy into something that’s been gnawing at me.

I think it’s pretty easy to take for granted that Aizen was chilling out, screwing around with Las Noches and the Espada and all his nonsense in Soul Society, because he was busy doing “research” to produce Wonderweiss. Literally nothing else mattered to him except nullifying Yamamoto. (Put another way: he was trying to cheese the raid by waiting for a 100% fire resist link to drop from the gacha.) Which is why he tried to kill Harribel himself for no good reason: dude didn’t care, all that was a game.

Fine, fair enough, whatever.

But what the fuck were Kisuke and Mayuri doing?

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