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Batfam and Danny, Part 26
At Jason's office at his Gang's Headquarters.
Danny: Nice office.
Jason: Thank you. Now before my governors arrive remember, the Red Hood that they work with is not the Red Hood that works with the Bats. The Red Hood that works with the bats is a wannabe and only wears a simple domino mask, while I am the original Red Hood who wears a helmet that covers my whole head.
Danny (trying not to laugh): And the two Red Hoods have major beef with each other.
Jason (smiling): Yes it's a little dumb, but I can't go around as both a vigilante and a crime lord, I need to keep both of those identities separate.
Danny: But why the same name? You already have two entirely different suits for both Red Hood identities.
Jason: I thought it'd be funny.
Danny: I guess.
Jason: And you're not Phantom, you're my new righthand man, Phantasm, a extraterrestrial child who I adopted.
Danny: I am born of the stars themselves, I have not flesh but am made of stardust, look into my eyes for they hold the universe itself.
Jason (proud dad): Making your skin look like the night sky was a nice touch to hide your identity both as Danny and Phantom, but did you really have to make your face devoid of features except two green voids for eyes? It's a little creepy.
Danny smiled, revealing razor sharp teeth in front of a green void. Jason leaned back, a little scared of his son's flair for the dramatic.
Jason: Case and point... the suit is nice though, I like the sci-fi look.
Danny: Thanks dad.
There's a nock at the door.
Jason (sat up): You may enter.
The doors opened and four goons walked in.
The Goons (happy): Good morning boss!
The four goons walked towards Jason's desk and stood in front of it. Only then did they notice the strange alien child. They looked at Danny, then at Jason, then back at Danny, then finally back at Jason.
Jason: Good morning everyone, I would like you to meet my new righthand man, Phantasm, he is an alien child that I have adopted.
Goon #1: You're a dad?
Jason: Yes.
Goon #2: We have a nephew!
Goon #3: I'm an aunt!
Danny: What...?
Jason (embarrassed): We're all family here, if you wear my bandana you're my family, speaking of here you go.
Jason handed Danny a red bandana with the silhouette of Jason's hood embroidered in the middle with white silk.
Danny: It looks like you.
Jason: That's the idea, that way people know that if you mess with this person, you're messing with the Red Hood's family.
Danny (wrapping the bandana around his neck): It's cute.
Goon #4: It was your dad's idea.
Goon #3: We love it, we may be criminals, but we do crime with style.
Goon #2: By the way welcome to the family, little boss.
Goon #1: "Little boss," that's so cute, can we call you that?
Danny: Sure thing!
Jason (clearing his throat): As sweet as this is, we're here to talk about past month's reports. Sarah, do you mind stating us off?
Sarah "Goon #3": Sure thing boss, the Northern Sector has done well this past month, we were finally able to stop the drug ring that popped up there two months ago, we deposited the ringleaders at Commissioner Gordon's station.
Jason: Good, those bastards should have never showed up there in the first place, we're going to have more diligent in the future.
Sarah: My apologies, the north is my sector, I should have never let that happen.
Jason: It's alright Sarah, we all make mistakes, I wouldn't have made you one of my governors if I wasn't confident in your skills.
Sarah: Thank you.
Jason: Robert, what of the Eastern Sector?
Robert "Goon #1": All is well, the orphanage just opened its new wing, now we can accommodate another hundred kids. The new home ed. classrooms have also finished construction, but we're still looking for teachers properly qualified to teach.
Jason: Let's get working on that, those kids need to learn basic life skills, but remember to do thorough background checks, those kids have been through a lot, they don't need a maniac teaching them how to cook or how to use a circular saw.
Robert: You got it boss.
Jason: Amelia, what of the south?
Amelia "Goon #2": The Southern Sector is doing well, our food bank is still going strong thanks to Wayne Enterprises' weekly food donations. There is one thing however, this week the WE agent overseeing the delivery approached our head of operations for the food bank and said that Mr. Wayne would like to make a direct donation of 100 million dollars so we can expand our current location, as well as open a few more around the city. Elizabeth said she would have to talk to her superiors before accepting such a large monetary donation, the agent is expecting a response by the next delivery in five days.
Jason: How n̵͓̟̏͌i̴͎̎̔͜c̸͍̺͆̔è̷̢ of Mr. Wayne, I should pay him a visit to thank him in person. Amelia you can tell Elizabeth that she can accept Mr. Wayne's g̴̞̲̈́e̷̺͌n̶̞̝̉͒ḛ̷̹̍̀r̵̤͙̅o��͎͆u̷͎̎s̴̪̒͌ donation. I'll also entrust you with setting up a committee to appropriate those funds, simply show me the names for approval.
Amelia: I'll start drawing up a list.
Jason: Henry, what of the west?
Henry "Goon #4": Uneventful, the arts academy is almost ready to open, the whole placed is furnished, we have staff lined up, final details should only take us a few more weeks, at most a month.
Danny: Arts Academy?
Henry: Hood's Academy for the Arts, a school to teach kids more artistic subjects, painting, pottery, acting, dancing, music, photography, cinematography, poetry, and the boss' favorite writing.
Jason: A well rounded education should allow kids to express their creativity, the Academy will hold classes during the weekends, as well as a summer semester for those who would be interested. We will be able to enroll as many as 5,000 students.
Henry: We made sure to hire a large staff, there will be plenty of teachers to ensure each classroom is a reasonable size, as well as many deans, councilors, library staff, and other members of administration, everything and anything that will make the students' time at the academy as easy and assessable as possible.
Jason: Thank you Henry.
Henry: Sure thing boss!
Jason (standing up): Well if that is all, then we're done here.
Sarah: Boss, wait!
Jason: Yes?
Sarah looked at Amelia.
Amelia: We're throwing a party, to celebrate all the progress we've made this month.
Robert: We know parties aren't your thing, but everyone would be happy to see you attend.
Henry: It'll make everyone's day.
Jason looked unsure about accepting the invitation, he looked over at Danny who was giving him a "please dad, let's go" face.
Jason (sighed): I suppose I can make an appearance.
Sarah, Robert, Amelia, and Henry: Yes!
Robert: You won't regret this boss!
Sarah: I'll run ahead and tell everyone!
Henry: Tonight it's going to be lit!
Amelia: We'll party till dawn!
Sarah, Robert, Amelia, and Henry ran ahead, Jason and Danny followed behind.
Jason: Kid, we will not be able to leave that party till well past dawn, my gang are party animals.
Danny: That's fine, besides you still need to introduce me to the gang at large.
Jason: I suppose that's true.
Danny: Come on dad, relax, you guys did a lot of good this month, you deserve to celebrate.
Jason: Ok, one night, but tomorrow it's back to work.
Danny: You got it!
(Master Post)
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