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kurara-black-blog · 2 months ago

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My favorite part of Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief is when Percy looks at the audience and says “the moral of the story is: stealing is wrong!"

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

#People really think every book is Espo's Fables #now I just need to spend a few minutes trying to reduce my favorite works into a “moral of story” line #The Raven: don't talk to creepy crows #Lod of the Rings: don't wear rings you don't know the precedence of #Narnia: follow lions and find out #Inkheart: don't read out loud #The Black Cat: don't kill your animals. and wife. and then brick both bodies in the basement.#wait that last one actually works ksskkskskskks #The pit and the pendulum: don't be caught by the Spanish Inquisition #Mask of the Red Death: don't be a rich asshole and run away from the plague. someone tell this one to our billionaires—#Ordem Paranormal: don't get eaten by the beings of the other side

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