#The only reason Ness dosn't tell him is because he'll kill them all. Everyone know this

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If Wade were to ever get a third romantic partner, such as Iceman (and yes, there is a canon two-page comic section where it is a what-if relationship), how would the Little!Wades react?

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Hmm, while I do know which comic you're talking about, and Im not an idiot, wades body count is longer than a walgreens receipt (both kinds)

I do think that if we're involving the other two, you're going to have to get by Wolvie first. He's a very jealous man you know, very protective too. He's very hesitant around who he let's kid wade around just because A. The bathtub chapter, and B. Because he dosn't want him to get hurt more and damage what progress they've already made.

I don't know much about Bobby, so I'll answer this question with someone I do.

In this scenario, let's use Peter, someone he does and has actively crushed on for a while. While I don't think Peter (If you ever hear me talking about Spideypool, it's Andrew Garfield's, not Tom Hollands) would be into the whole 'joining an already confusing relationship' thing I do think that he definitely does like Wade enough to worry and care about him in the "Fine Ill kiss your booboos but if you tell me its on your dick im going to fling you off of the empire state building" way.

Since you mentioned a third romantic partner, im going to go ahead and assume this is Poolveriness smaller Wade, and he has quite an attitude, but like most kids, he's still very Naïve at times which means getting attached way too quickly.

On big days it's not uncommon for Wade to be like "Alright, Have fun at work, Im hanging with ___" today!

Whether that be Colossus for his x men training, Peter, Weasel, Dopinder, or literally anyone else he finds to annoy. This sometimes (but more rarely) includes Tony Stark, Cable, Dr. Strange or hell sometimes, even Beast or Banner. He likes spending time annoying people who think they are smarter than him. People forget just how intelligent Wade actually is. No, he doesn't understand the names of chem compounds, but he knows this thing, plus that thing equals boom!)

And usually, Logan won't care that much. Why would he? The man can't die. Besides, they're married, which puts a large rest of ease on his shoulders. Not that he thought Wade would cheat before but theyre much less open then before hand, not like with Vanessa who could do practically anyone she wanted and not have to tell wade about it, as long as shes clean and not favouring them over him, wade dosnt give a shit. Logan gives a shit though. He cares a lot about who's around him like the trainrd protection dog that he is.

He wants to make sure that the intentions are clear and that they won't hurt Wade anymore, and then he's already been hurt, and as a walking lie detector, he's perfect for the job.

If Peter and him ever did become even a little romantic, Logan would probably do his best to keep him away from him until he trusted him enough not to judge or be weird about it.

One day when he's sitting with Al, he's looking at and describing the pictures to her and Logan opens the door, Instantly leaning agisnt it with that 'Ill stab you and hide your body somewhere no one will ever find it' kind of glare and body lanuage. "What?"

"Oh- hey! Wade said he was coming around earlier but didn't show. Is he okay? Throwing up again? T-thats Okay if so I just meant.. you know.. wanted to make sure hes doing alright."

Of course, hearing him, Wade jumps up off the couch (literally) and comes to the door, Trying to see but Logan pushes him away, blocking him from getting out, keeping himself between the two.

"He's sick." He lies, putting a foot agisnt the door too.

Whining, Wade stands on his tippy toes to see, waving. "No, I'm no- Gasp!! Hi spidey! You wanna play? Kitty said-" only for a hand to be slapped over his mouth.

"He's super sick, actually. Delirious. And contagious. So you should leave."

For a second or two he tilts his head, giving Logan this 'really man?' Look then smiles. "He's not sick is he?"

"Super sick."

No matter how much Wade licks his hand, Logan dosn't move it, Not wanting him to embaress himself infront of someone he held respect for.

"Logan... He's definitely not sick. Look, maybe I can help with whatever is going on, okay?"

He grunts, letting Wade bite his hand, chewing on it even as he glances between the two of them. He didn't want Wade to be mad at him later for this, but knew he wasn't going to stop either.

"...I don't know what you're talking about.."

"Alright. I get it. You just want to keep him safe but... Just.. a word of advice?"

Logan growls as he puts his hands up.

"Woah woah! I just mean... He does better with a playmate."

It's now that he slams the door, going to collect all the spiderman stuff and threw it into the closet.

"Hey! My cup!"

"Shush. I swear if you give me shit for this later.. this is for YOU understand?" He says this because Wade doesn't have a lot of playmates at all, too scared to get him any little friends and too nervous to let him play with actual children seeing how rough he plays and their parents would probably accuse him of bad things anyway.

Coming back, He unlocks the door, hesitantly letting him in as Wade squeals, clapping, happy to have his friend here. That and hes FUCKING SPIDERMAN who wouldn't get excited?

He watches them closely, almost suspicious of alterier motives, watching as Peter takes his hands and holds them to keep him from flapping them around, potentionally hitting him.

"Hey, lovebug. What are you doing? Colouring?"

He nods quickly, practically bouncing with excitment before hugging him tight.

It's now that Logan realizes he already knows. He's not sure if he likes that or not, but it does give him a small piece of mind.

So, for about an hour and a half, It's almost like Wade gets a babysitter while Logan does some chores. He doesn't let them go out of the living room, though, not trusting him enough to be unsupervised. Between 'baby games' like pattycake and Wade proudly getting his stuff out of the closet to show him (while it does make him a teeny bit uncomfortable, he's used to many other kids showing him their lunchboxes and such. The only difference is Wade dosn't really want him to sign them, rather play spiderman with him.)

"So this guy is a bad guy?"

"Mhm!"

"And you want me to be cap?"

"Mhm!"

"...and you want to be...well- me?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay... But why's stark a bad guy?"

Now you'd expect something silly to come out of his mouth but instead, in the most serious tone he whispers "Goatees are evil."

"Oh...Right. Ill be sure to tell him that. But.. Instead of beating him up can't we just take him to the barber shop?" He asks. Wade shakes his head.

"Oh.. we gotta beat him up?"

Wade nods.

It's a bit awkward but seeing how good Peter is with regular kids it does help Logan build a tolerance much quicker. The only part he doesn't really enjoy is comforting Wade after he leaves but it does make him believe that perhaps leaving and returning did help Wade with his abandonment problems.

"I'm sorry, I have to go. Hero stuff you know?"

"I come?"

"No not this time. Next time. I'll come see you tomarrow, okay? Bye-bye lovebug!"

"Bye bye..." He whines, not happy but not crying either because he understands he'll come back some other time.

Just before he can leave, Logans on the stoop, leaning against the house. "You better not have just lied to him."

"I'm spiderman. I don't lie."

"Why do you call him that?" Its said with a tad of jealousy.

"Call him what?"

"Lovebug."

"Oh! It's cause his suit looks like a ladybug."

"Hmph.. yeah. Alright."

"Bye Mr. Howlett."

"Seeya Peter."