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tswwwit · 1 year ago

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I was busy fawning over some fictional men and this question suddenly hit me…Has Dipper ever really got into a celebrity or a character or something similar like that? And how would Bill react if he did, would he tease him about it or be jealous?

I think it would be amusing if there was, say, a demon hunter type, a colleague of Ford's, who gained some celebrity! Dipper, when he was younger, would easily be swayed by the 'charismatic heroism' of some Cool Young Guy in the profession he admires.

Bill is obviously jealous, as is his nature.

I can't decide, however, if it's funnier if Ford regrets not introducing Dipper to that guy when he had the chance, or if he's appalled. That man? His scientific rigor is terrible! His results are shoddy! Dipper should find a partner who respects science, damn it.

#answers #I just find it amusing for people to continually shake their heads at Dipper's terrible taste in men #Also if Ford's main objection to his younger colleague is that he's an idiot who couldn't science his way out of a paper bag #And yes he's a douchebag but MAINLY it's that he's terrible at doing anything but looking flashy. Dipper please. Look at these statistics.#The formatting is off and his math doesn't track #This graph doesn't even have the AXES labeled for crying out loud #He has to spend a long moment debating with himself whether or not that guy would have been worse than Bill #I mean Cipher's a horrific nightmare demon and Ford's nemesis but at least *he* knows what P>.05 is for god's sake #It also presents: One of the very #*very* rare occasions when Ford and Bill could be united against a common target #And that's always fun!

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