#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
#uesp#the elder scrolls#lore#daggerfall#legends#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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[According to all known laws of aviation, Malletsum should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Malletsum, of course, flies anyway, because tsums don't care what humans think is impossible.]
I drew Malletsum as a dragon! I referenced his baby mode AND the Maleficent dragon Tsum to come up with this design lol. I hope y'all like him
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an Eastern Dragon should be able to fly. It doesn’t even have wings to get its long heavy body off the ground. The Eastern Dragon, of course, flies anyway, because Dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry?- Adam?
[man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy... until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming. [horse whinnies] It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. [crows caw]
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"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible,"
“Please,” Valter sighed with a roll of his eyes. “You simpletons are so dense. The common bee obviously must utilize a rudimentary form of wind magic to stay aloft. Bees are the world’s first wind mages, much how dragons were the world’s first fire mages. That’s science.”
#bee movie legit gets me just the slightest bit salty when people bring it up#I remember seeing that movie when it first came out and legitimately being excited#like maybe it was marketing bullshit but it actually looked like a fun movie#I was so disappointed I literally almost wanted to walk out of the film#I felt cheated and lied to like wtf was the plot even#don't get me started on that movie i appreciate it as a memeing fuck but that's literally it#coldandcomposed
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
...Okay but if us dragons can fly all over the continent, I think bees are more than allowed to buzz about to their hearts content.(OMG thank you I finally got the bee movie ilu)
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The dragon, of course, flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
“All right then, I’ve always wanted to know this - considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?”
Akatosh paused, and then carefully responded, “Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos.”
–Excerpt from King Edward
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