#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.

[uesp]

Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."

[fluffle-writes]

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[According to all known laws of aviation, Malletsum should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Malletsum, of course, flies anyway, because tsums don't care what humans think is impossible.]

I drew Malletsum as a dragon! I referenced his baby mode AND the Maleficent dragon Tsum to come up with this design lol. I hope y'all like him

[sirfatcat-mccatterson]

♡ Fic masterpost ♡

Valentines Drabbles

Collection of drabbles written for millportisntreal's Valentines calender on tumblr

Rating: General Audiences

Chapters: 1/14

Pairing/s: Laila Dumont/Catalina Alverez

Words: 1,723 out of ?

Through the Ashes

more tags and pairings will be added as i complete chapters

Enrolling into Basgiath War College was not something Neil ever thought he would do, especially when his father ran the place. Now that he's here, he fights with everything in his arsenal to survive, to bond with a dragon, and to keep out of his fathers way. With the war outside the college walls getting worse and the wards that protect them weaker, Neil soon learns that there is more to fear in the world than his butcher of a father.

Rating: Mature

Chapters: 1/?

Pairing: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard

Words: 10,191 out of 39,054 (ish)

Based on Fourth Wing, using only AFTG characters and some creative license. No knowledge of the original series should be necessary!

Mafia Cats

Andrew is canvassing an uptown neighbourhood for his mom's cat charity and rings on the latest of rich-shit houses doorbell. That house? The Wesninski residence.

Rating: G

Words: 4015

Pairing/s: andreil

Adventures of the Heart

Andrews life is turned upside down when he recieves a package from his dead sister-in-law and a phone call threatening his brothers life. One flight to South America later he meets Neil, a snarky jungle boy who promises to help him find his brother, and they find much more along the way.

Rating: E

Words: 18719

Pairing/s: andreil

Dead Like Me

Andrew was bored. He worked a deadend job to support his brother through medical school, lived with his cousin, and basically had no life or prospects of his own and no drive to change that.

Rating: M

Words: 16,321

Pairing/s: andreil

After a freak accident (and his subsequent death) Andrew is recruited to the FOX reapers to serve his time before moving onto "the great beyond". Now Andrew has a second chance. He collects souls, protects his family, and even falls in love after death.

BEE MINE

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Rating: G

Words: 108

Pairing/s: andreil

Relapse

Andrew had almost slammed the door in Katelyn's face when she came and knocked on his dorm room.

Rating: T

Words: 1390

Pairing/s: katelyn/aaron, andreil

He was halfway there before she blurted out. "Aaron’s missing."

Trail Talk

The twinyards have a heart to heart before Aarons trial

Rating: G

Words: 1638

Pairing/s: katelyn/aaron, andreil

The Greatest Show

Dan Wilds has always dreamt of fame and fortune. Exotic performances, daring feats, flashing lights. If the whole world is a stage, her life was to be the greatest show on earth. After some hard work, Dan and her family seem to have it all. And it was them against the world.

Rating: T

Words: 23106

Pairing/s: dan/matt, renison, andreil

When a charismatic singer pulls her away from her family, she has to fight to get her life back, and hope that it's not too late to save what's left.

[hanroz1117]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way an Eastern Dragon should be able to fly. It doesn’t even have wings to get its long heavy body off the ground. The Eastern Dragon, of course, flies anyway, because Dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.

[sackrilegoo]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry?- Adam?

[man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy... until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming. [horse whinnies] It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. [crows caw]

[bloodthirstymoonstone]

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible,"

“Please,” Valter sighed with a roll of his eyes. “You simpletons are so dense. The common bee obviously must utilize a rudimentary form of wind magic to stay aloft. Bees are the world’s first wind mages, much how dragons were the world’s first fire mages. That’s science.”

[ask-a-lazy-rainwing]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

...Okay but if us dragons can fly all over the continent, I think bees are more than allowed to buzz about to their hearts content.(OMG thank you I finally got the bee movie ilu)

[nirnrude]

According to all known laws of aviation,   there is no way a dragon should be able to fly.   Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.   The dragon, of course, flies anyway   because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.

“All right then, I’ve always wanted to know this - considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?”

Akatosh paused, and then carefully responded, “Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos.”

–Excerpt from King Edward