#The cryptid answers

[im-his-druidess]

Can you do something about rz michael taking care of the reader when she's on her perioid?

Absolutely! I've talked a bit of this sort of thing here as well 😘

Michael would have absolutely no idea on how to take care of you. All the knowledge he has are fuzzy memories from Sex Ed he was forced to take in school. So he just follows your lead on most occasions unless something strikes his curiosity and he wants to explore.

You will often grab his hands and place them on your lower abdomen or lower back. The large warm heavy weight like your own personal heating pad. Sometimes, with careful goading of your hands, you'll get him to massage you. This will often lead to you being slumped on his chest as he prods away at your sore muscles. Him watching your face curiously as you wince in pain but whine when he tries to move his hand away. The mix of relief and pain making no sense to him, but it makes you happy and he likes the thought of being needed so he continues.

Most of the time he will just stand aside and watch you. Taking note of the medicine you take and the food you eat. Will have him randomly pressing food/medicine against your chest whenever you are in a bad mood. He knows that they make you feel better so anytime you are sick or grumpy he hunts through the house for the items he's seen you grab even if you aren't on your period.

Being intimate with him during this time is either a hit or miss. You either get satisfied and relaxed or end up crying and exhausted and bent like a pretzel as he ravages you.

Michael, like always, is curious about your reactions like you jumping his bones and clawing at him like a cat in heat. Only to turn around a few days later and swat him away. It confuses him every single time. He doesn't like when you push him away, having already grown obsessed with how sensitive and needy you get, and the sight of you covered in blood leaves him fueled with bloodlust. Which leaves him bending you over and fucking you mercilessly and smearing your blood over your thighs and hips. Michael doesn't care for the mess and would happily lay there in your cuddle puddle to sleep but you get grouchy and restless so he reluctantly follows you to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Despite him being an absolute pussydrunk menace during this time he does try to take care of you in his own way. Allowing you to sleep almost directly on top of him to steal his warmth, massaging you wherever you need him, letting you yell and cry your frustrations out as he sits quietly, and even awkwardly petting your hair as you cuddle into him on the couch while you watch TV.

Cockwarming him is something that he demands even when you aren't menstruating, but on your period the sensations have him pawing at you with greed. You are so much more sensitive and warm and wet. Your gummy walls aching and swollen in a way that feels like heaven around his cock. And the way you whimper and cry out when he throbs inside you leaves him breathless. It's something he grows to crave and becomes the easiest way for you to calm him down. During your period it does help to have him inside you, soothing that deep ache that nearly makes you want to weep, and you will surprise him by tugging his pants down at random times.

Also he absolutely loves fondling your sore breasts. Squishing the swollen flesh, kneading with those criminally strong calloused hands, and tugging or sucking on your nipples until you cry from that same pleasure/pain that leaves him oh-so curious.

He's still mystified by the whole process, but he's willing to learn and be as accommodating as he's able.

[cryptidclaw]

dude, i beg of you. Give us some Bigkit art, i need to see this doggo as a puppy. /j

Here have a sketch page of varyingly aged Bignoses <3

I’ve been trying to figure out how to draw him well since I wanna do a side comic for him perchance

Bonus version with some ages labeled !

[whispering-clan]

am I an idiot I just noticed it’s little paw and big paw- excuse me well I scream. I’m so normal about these blorbos

AND WE’RE THE-

[spellboundcities]

I knew you loved soundwave because **I** love soundwave. As Shockwave would say: it is only Logical.

Anyways can I get some Prime! Wave Wave pretty please

I havent actually hit the part where shockwave shows up yet so I like to imagine this is exactly how it goes

[ask-roleswap-utmv]

who are you and where is ink

ERROR: And as for who I am - a skeleton, mostly.

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[spoopdeedoop]

emrmemer can you draw your flufttershy redesign with SIX legs?? :O

anon this is the best ask i’ve ever gotten

[cryptidwrestling]

Thankful I ran into @punksrhea's meme cause it gave me an idea 🤣

[puppetmaster13u]

Ok, Red Hood as a Crime Boss in the Meat Marionette AU.

He wields two enormous custom handguns (I'm talking like Alucard-from-Helsing sized guns) that can combine into a sniper rifle al-la Arkham Knight.

Harley Quinn is his right hand woman (when she saw what Mr. J did to that little Robin, she finally realized just how much of a monster he was, and she ended up protecting Red Hoods 'cocoon', and now sorta considers Hood her 'son')

So there's that scene in Under the Red Hood where all the drug lords are sitting around a table like 'Who called this meeting?' 'I thought you did?' 'Wasn't me.'

Suddenly the table is riddled with bullets.

'My baby boy called y'all!' It's Harley Quinn with an AK-47 on the catwalk above.

'Yer all workin' fer him now! Kick up 40% to him, no sellin' ta kids, and you'll have protection from the cops AND the Bat! Sound good?'

'OK crazy bitch, why the fuck should we kick it with your-'

Huge ass bat monster in a blood red cloak (that may or may not be made of human skin) and a fucked up face drops from the ceiling with a duffle bag full of severed heads.

Bricks are shat.

(Sorry for spaming you with ideas!)

Honestly, this wouldn't work for Meat Marionettes- but as an AU or scene in general? I think it's hilarious.

Harley & Jason should not be allowed to team up in other people's opinions, they're going to end up blowing something up on a good day.

Taking over all of the Underbelly (practically) overnight? There are prayers being had.

[emmster]

Please please please! I beg of you for more Roach art!

Here’s Roach breaking in the barracks to make tea

[sapphicseasapphire]

Wild surrounded by a loving pile of Blupees and rupees?

He’s just a little guy

(I cannot draw Blupees to save my life)

[cryptid-paint]

Could Ben 10.000 carry Rook bridal style?

I think he definitely could ;)

[im-his-druidess]

Can you do a Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface

His reaction to one of his victims getting to the reader and trying to 'save them' from him?

Your writing skills are amazing BTW and the last one I asked for IS AMAZING

Thank you so much! ❤️

Thomas would be infuriated at the turn of events.

He takes his job protecting the family seriously and to have someone slip away from him and try to steal you away makes him see red.

It would also cause him to panic.

The thought of someone stealing you away, because that's exactly what he thinks of it as, and never seeing you again makes him nearly want to weep.

So he has a lot of intense emotions rolling through him during this and even his family would have trouble reining him in.

The victim wouldn't make it far with you. Probably not even leaving the property before Thomas is on him.

Of course you can only stand there in shock as screams and the revving of a chainsaw fills the night. Red mist coating your body and soaking your clothes as Thomas brutalizes the victim.

Even after they are dead, body so badly ruined that they can't even salvage the meat, he is wild. His dark emotions plus the adrenaline making him a force to be reckoned with.

It's up to you to calm him down.

Even if you are still a victim yourself, or have succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome, it's in everyone's best interest for the big man to be calmed as soon as possible least he attack someone else.

After the incident be fully prepared to be locked away in his room nearly 24/7. He won't make the same mistake twice.

[cryptidclaw]

Here’s all 6 of the Tigerspawn sketches from my ask requests together <3

[whispering-clan]

Hey peak kit- are ya learning new swear words from snow frost? Can we hear some? :3

Now look at what you’ve done!

[spellboundcities]

Transformers One bumblebee meeting transformers Earthspark bumblebee and he just. Wont. Stop. Talking.

Its like his personal hell

[ciel-em]

Eldritch/Cryptid batfam au where Bruce gives birth to all his kids Surinam toad style.

Don't care if he has wings or is a shadow body because he will have babies pop out of his back. In my head he can only have 3 max and they'll come out something like human children of 9 years old.

How do the holes show up? Idk magic or whatever. How do the babies not fall out while he's fighting crime? There's a translucent film over the holes that keeps the babies safely inside that they break when coming out.

He doesn't actually have sex. This is going to go like the fic Bouncing Baby Bat in which they're souls of the children of Gotham. Tweaking it though by them actually made from fragments of children souls that are killed in Gotham. This way it is explained why there's a gap between the births of his children.

And he does need to give birth in a place that is really fuckin dark or very low lighting at least.

Because I do want him to traumatize the JL so he gets his first batch of kids after already joining the justice league for some time. The first time they're on the watchtower and Bruce rushed to get to the cave because it's safe and dark. He doesn't tell the league anything, but they do see little hands coming out of his back. (Think human babies in the belly pushing their hand or foot out)

The batches are:

Dick, Cass, Jason

Steph, Tim, Harper

Duke, Cullen, Damian

They think that's all Bruce will have especially since they asked him when the next will be and his response is "No more". They just didn't know he meant no more right now.

Cue his actual last batch of Terry, Carrie, and Matt.