#The Jolly Good Show Caper? That man wasn't just slaying Nigel iykwim

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

RED TEAM SEXUALITIES AND GENDERS

So yeah. Of course she's lesbian. Also her black sheep to Carmen Sandiego pipeline is kind of a trans allegory ngl.

Hm. I see a pattern. She radiates Mean Lesbian energy and c'mon. I like transfems okay.

Little boyfailure twink that is a people magnet, of course he's pan. Everybody fucking likes him. Look at him. He's magnificent.

It is law that the father figure must have the most complicated identity. He is a little homo but you need to earn his trust if you want that. God. If you. I'm trying so hard to type this. If you want that shadussy. Fuck. Also yes, he does have a little butch in him. The They/Them side of him is a little lesbian. OKAY FINE, YOU LOOK AT THAT TWINK WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND YOU TELL ME THEY WEREN'T PICKING UP CHICKS AT GAY BARS. That middle-aged transmasc is a fagdyke and you can't tell me otherwise. Look at his face. He has that slightly old-cool-lesbianish look to it. You see it don't you. don't you. Can you tell he is one of my favorites. I always do this shit to my favorites, I project, and now this little queer boy with the snatched waist and long limbs of a pin-up model is a gender enigma.