#Tengen's a jerk but he means well

[giggly-squiggily]

okay okay wait i have some non-angsty hashira hcs too <3

okay so we know it's canon that sanemi can read but he can't write and given tengen's upbringing there's no way he can't write so when he finds out i bet he uses it against sanemi, he'll tickle him and when sanemi tells him to back off he'll be like "idk what you mean, can you spell that out for me :)"

So MEAN! 😭 Call me sadistic, but I love it lols! I've gotcha covered, Rey! :D

CW: Swearing

“Gah! What the actual- TENGEN!” Sanemi whirled, glaring daggers as the grinning ex-shinobi, arms pressed tightly into his sides.

“Hey Grump-zugawa! Got a question for ya-” He reached out poking Sanemi again and again. “Is it true you don’t know how to write? Like- you read really well, but you can’t write letters?”

“F-Fuhuhuck off, you oversized rock!” Sanemi snarled, stumbling back as he tried fighting off the hands prodding at him. His face burned, both from the tickles and his weakness brought up. “Geheheht the hell oohoohoff me!”

“Can I get that in writing?” Tengen winked, grabbing Sanemi’s fist before it could collide with his face. “Okay, mean- I get it. Still, I didn’t just come over here to bully you.” His free hand shot down, wiggling along the Wind Hashira’s exposed side. “Okay, maybe I did a little.”

“Geahahhahhahaha! T-Tehehehengen, I’ll fuhuhuhuhcking muhuhuuhurder yohuhuhuhou!” Sanemi shot up with a cackle, torn between yanking himself away and throwing another fist into the bigger man’s direction. For now, he had settled on trying to yank the offending hand away from his ribs. “Bahahhahahack ohohohohoohff!”

“Nah, this is too fun. Anyway- I genuinely came over about it. See- I grew up required to write, and I’m fairly good at it.” Tengen changed gears, clawing five fingers along Sanemi’s belly and making him double over with a squeal. “I can teach you how to write!”

“I dohohohoohn’t neehehehehehd yohohohohohur hehehehehelp!”

“They all say that- but in the end, my students are master writers. Here- first lesson’s free! T…I…” He poked out the shapes along Sanemi’s skin, giggling between letters himself at the way the pale haired man doubled over. “Hold still, I’m teaching you to spell! C…K…”

“TEHEHEHEHNGEHEHHEEHEN!” Sanemi cried, unable to fight back the laughter any longer. Figuring he was screwed either way, he reeled his leg back and kicked upward. Tengen’s instincts kicked in as he jumped back, releasing the other. Sanemi was free!

For five seconds. Then his back hit the ground and Tengen was looming over him with a new glint in his eyes.

“Wow, and I thought I was mean! Did you really just try to kick me in the chin?” His hands were back along Sanemi’s torso, making the other swear and scream. “Fine, let’s work on another word. S…O…R…R…Y… Can you spell that one for me?”

“TEHEHEHEHENGEHEHEHHEHEHEN, SCREHEHEHEHEHW YOUHUHUHUHHU!” Sanemi howled, feet kicking as he flailed about. “FIHIIHIHINE I’LL LEEHHEHET YOU TEHEHEHHEACH MEHEHEHEHEHE!”

“See? Was that so hard?” Tengen grinned, releasing him but stayed hovering. “Really- I do want to teach you, Shinazugawa. I think it’d be nice for both of us.”

“Heheh…hehe..hohow so?” Sanemi groaned out, too tired to do more than push his bangs out of his face.

“I feel accomplished as a teacher, and you get to send love letters to Tomioka!” Tengen grinned, laughing when Sanemi went beet red.

It wasn’t long before their positions were reversed, Sanemi’s fingers flying over Tengen’s armpits and the big oaf cackling for mercy.

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[loveemii]

Adventures with the Kamaboko Trio!

SKIT: Adventures with the trio are not like any other. (2)

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“So..what are we looking for again?” Y/n asked with a semi-confused look, “We’re looking for a gift that will surprise Mr. Tengen. After all the last mission we went on with him, well he was so angry on how we did things..” Tanjiro spoke as he hung his head low in disappointment.

Y/n placed a hand over his shoulder, “Hey, I’m sure we’ll find something great.” She gave him a reassuring smile; he mirrored her. “How about this?” Inosuke asked as he pointed with his index finger to a shiny bracelet that dangled pretty low, it has rein-stones of all sorts of colors, red, green, blue, yellow, and purple. It was the perfect gift for Mr. Tengen.

“Who cares, Mr. Tengen was a jerk!” Zenitsu snared with a pouted face as he crossed his arms. “Was he? I don’t remember him being that way at all; I mean he did say some things that did get on my neves but that was it.”

“Well maybe for you..” Zenitsu muttered, Y/n gave an awkward smile as she turned back to look at the bracelet. “Let’s all pitch in.” Y/n suggested, Tanjiro nodded; Inosuke didn’t have any money on him so Zenitsu, Tanjiro, and Y/n had to pay; although it is still a gift from the four

As they bought the bracelet the seller placed it safely in a velvet box, they traveled back from the entertainment district to the butterfly mansion where another Hashira meeting was taking place.

———

After the meeting the four slayers walked over to Mr. Tengen with the velvet box. Y/n was holding onto it and she placed the box over her palm as she revealed it to him. “Huh? What’s this?” He asked with a semi-confused look while pointing to the velvet box in Y/n’s palm.

“We’ve brought you a gift.” said Y/n, “For the trouble we caused on our last mission with you.” Tanjiro added, Tengen took the box; Zenitsu had that same poured face, except he seemed to care less than before, Inosuke on the other hand was picking inside his ear. It was a habit Y/n found a little weird.

“Inosuke..” Y/n whispered enough for him to hear, Inosuke had a sort of sweet spot for Y/n; he stopped licking his ear. Ino had a somewhat annoyed yet unbothered face. Suddenly they all hear the box click.

“Oh wow! I wasn’t expecting something this flashy, you four know me so well!” Tengen exclaimed in excitement, the four demon slayers watched him put it on as they all smiled.

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“Inosuke!-” Zenitsu shouted as Inosuke took Zenitsu’s last onigiri and ate it. Y/n laughed, “Here you can have one of mine.” She put one into Zen’s bento. So did Tanjiro, “Here you can have one of mines too!” Inosuke pouted as he kept looking at Y/n, “Sometimes I think he is possessed by a boar.” Y/n commented as she stuffed one into Ino’s mouth. Inosuke was chewing when he shouted in complete gibberish, “Wat chid ju say!?”

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[akiranzee]

📃 • ° ` — “MARRIAGE IN PAPER”

-> PAIRINGS: Tengen Uzui x f!Y/n -> SUMMARY: You’re a hopeless romantic who was always fooled by love, but one day, this certain man comes in and changes your perspective in love. -> WORD COUNT: 2.5k+ -> CONTAINS: fluff, angst (reader’s backstory), a little swearing, too many exes/breakups, cold/mean reader, talks of trauma and abuse, & tengen is 26 while reader is 25. -> A/N: this is modern au lol. also, his wives js play the roles of his ex gfs, so yeah u have him all by urself no sharing😉.

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May 15, 2000.

It was in the heat of summer when your parents decided to take home a tall, muscular, and handsome young man together along with his parents, whom your mom called “son in law”, while his parents called you, “daughter in law”.

Everything was going great so far, and you didn’t like it. Not even a single bit.

Because 1st, the fact that your parents never told you about this kind of shit until now, and 2nd, because they knew damn well you had a boyfriend, but still decided to push this “arranged marriage” contract thing.

The guy’s name was revealed to be Tengen Uzui, and his parents’ head whipped directly towards you and started to ask you questions.

You were not comfortable about it, and fortunately enough, your phone started to ring, and it was your bestfriend that was calling.

Oh, thank the lords for this amazing best friend you have.

“I’m sorry, but I have to answer this. It's an urgent call.” You say, standing up while putting the phone to your right ear.

Uzui’s parents whispered “go on”s, and off they go ahead with their chatting.

You then answered your bestfriend’s call.

“Oh lord, thank god you called me! I was almost gonna be interviewed in this whole marriage thing! Like, can you believe it!? They actually set me off to date someone when I don’t even know him. Plus, the fact that they know my boyfriend Luke is still here!? Ugh! They don’t know how to consider my feelings!” You ranted on your bestfriend, not even giving her a single chance to speak.

“Okay, calm down girl. I just called you to update you that your boyfriend Luke is in a cafe all sweet while holding another girl’s hands! So yeah, you maybe wanna reconsider about Luke being your boyfriend now.” She said, her last sentence saddening.

“...Wow. That fucking jerk. I’m gonna beat him up to a pulp once I see him. I swear to god, that motherfucker doesn't know how to be grateful!” You said, really feeling angry now, but deep inside, you hate yourself for loving and trusting someone like him.

“Well, you should give him a taste of his own medicine, right?” Someone behind you spoke up, startling you with his tall figure.

“Is this what you call as ‘urgent’?” He asked, putting his hands on his hips.

“What are you doing here?” You looked up at Uzui, but not really high, just enough to meet his eyes who strangely has an amusing expression while putting your phone down from your ear.

“Well, you’re taking quite a while aren’t you? So, your flashy husband comes in and saves the day!” He grins widely.

You just cringed at that, looking at him with a look on your face as if he was the most disgusting creature to ever deal with.

“Stop acting like you’ll be the greatest husband in the world, every man is the same.” You said, walking pass by him while bumping your left shoulder on his right shoulder.

“Oh? Damn, did this Luke guy hurt you really hard? Look, we may not know each other yet, but in my past relationships, I have not seen one of my girlfriends cry because of me, like seriously, never. I never hurt them.” He tried to explain.

“Oh really? How come you’re now single huh?” You replied, sparing him a side eye glance.

“Well, that was because you came along.” Was all he said, and it was simple, but that stopped you in your tracks for a minute, and you could feel your cheeks warming and heart beating.

~~~~~

October 23, 2000.

“You may now kiss the bride.” The priest said, and everyone cheered on the both of you as both your lips touched. You didn't want to do this, but for the sake of your parents’ and families’ reputation, you’re forced to go along with it.

As the kiss ended, the both of you smiled brightly, but the both of you also know that you’re only faking it.

And then the crowd goes cheering on.

~~~~~

“That was a hell of a wedding, was it?” He asked, laughing slightly. But you found his joke no fun at all.

“Let me get things clear, for the next 5 or 6 months, we’re getting a divorce. And within this house, you can drop your sweet husband act and you can go to your girlfriends. And you’re sleeping here in the bedroom, while I’m sleeping in the guest room. I hope we don’t mind each others’ businesses by then.” Was all you said, and bam you left the room.

And of course, your husband didn’t find that quite agreeable.

~~~~~

9:00PM

You were about to head to bed, when suddenly there’s a knock on your door.

You sigh, and opened it up only to reveal Tengen.

You looked up at him with a confused look, but he just smiled and said,

“Um, it’s kind of hot in there, so I thought maybe I could-” He hadn’t even gotten a chance to finish the sentence, when the door slammed right in front of his face.

You feel bad, of course. But you can’t allow another man get into the way of your life again. Luke was the 7th time. And you can’t let the 8th time happen. Never again.

Not with Luke, Haku, Sendo, Kaedo, Andres, Davin, and Caesar.

Those were the names you hated the most, that made you remember the most pain.

Caesar that bastard, he was decent at first sight, but after the both of your engagement, he took a wild turn and almost killed you. Luckily, your father stepped in and stopped him right on time.

Davin that prick, fooled and manipulated you into giving him all your money, but luckily enough you had your bestfriend by your side to expose him.

Andres that rapist, raped a lot of women and child, and you were the next victim. Luckily your neighbor was there to hear your scream.

Kaedo that criminal, who killed a total of 16 people threatened you to not say anything and play the role of his sweet innocent girlfriend. Luckily there was a bottle of wine in front of you, and knocked him down. He was said to be in a coma.

Sendo that robber, tried to rob your money to help his poor family, and yes, you feel sorry for him, but that was no excuse to rob you. He should’ve just asked for your help. Luckily you caught him red handed when he snuck up to your room.

Haku that drunkard, abused you way too many times that you had enough of it. Luckily enough, when he was about to hit you with the bottle of beer he was holding, there was a knife beside you and you instantly had to stab him. It wasn’t your fault, you weren’t given enough choice anyway.

And Luke that cheater, dated with another girl behind your back. Luckily, your bestfriend was there to see him.

And with all of this that happened, did you really think you could trust ‘love’ once again? It had hurt you way too many times than you’ve hurted yourself.

And what, you’re gonna give this Tengen an 8th chance so that he’ll betray, hurt, or even to the point he’ll kill you?

No way, you don’t want that to happen. That’s why, starting from now on, you’re never gonna trust love for the 8th time. Never again.

What if this Tengen turns out to be like Caesar? Decent at first, then now plays an opposite part once married.

You can’t blame yourself. You can’t help it. You’re just afraid to trust again, afraid to get hurt again. It wasn’t your fault they turned out to be bastardous rodents. But yes, it was also your fault for trusting. And you hate yourself because of that. Because you’re dumb, fool, and a fucking useless bitch.

And you swore to God that Luke is gonna be the last one to hurt you.

Although you won’t admit it, but you felt bad for slamming the door in his face.

You wanted to say sorry, but it's better this way. To be a cold, heartless wife than a soft, foolish wife. It’s better this way, if you keep being mean to him, then maybe, he will come to hate you.

Or atleast that’s what you think.

The next day, you found yourself waking up to smell a delicious meal, and when you went downstairs, the food you smelt revealed a drooly meal served in the table, with the chef fixing and preparing it.

“Oh, you’re awake now? I was about to head upstairs and wake you up.” He said, smiling gently at you.

Your heart almost melted at the scene right in front of you, but you know better to not get fooled again. So, you went back upstairs and locked yourself up in the guest room.

It was followed by a knock then, with Tengen asking if you were okay or not. You really wanted to open up to him, you felt pity and weak, but your past experiences taught you best to never feel that way once again.

And then the knocking stopped, thinking he already went away, so you opened the door to find him sitting down on the floor, patiently waiting for you.

“Ah, did you calm down now? Guess what, I made you a flashy breakfast!” He said, standing up and smiling brightly.

“I don’t need your stupid breakfast, just leave me alone, okay?” You sighed out, walking past him and going straight to the bathroom.

“Oh well, guess that didn’t go well as I thought…” Tengen thought, scratching the back of his neck.

~~~~~

And then the next day, you find Tengen tending to your flowers when you came back home from the supermarket.

“Ah, welcome back, Y/n! Your poor flowers here wanted something to drink, so I gave them water!” Tengen smiled brightly.

You decided it’ll be hard to brush him off if he acts this way. Maybe this was apart of his plan after all to make you feel attached to him, then break your poor, sorry, heart.

And then the next day, you were asking him if he got the water and electricity bills only to find out he had already paid for them, so you grabbed your wallet and give him the money bill, but he insisted you keep it, so you ask him why. His answer being,

“Because you are my wife, and married couples look out for one another.” He said and it sounded so sincere, but you thought this was just apart of his ‘plan’, so you just ignored and walked away.

And then the next, then the next, then the next next next next day, he still made you breakfast, drove you to work, gave you gifts, and kissed your forehead while sleeping despite you being mean, arrogant, and cold to him.

Days went on like that, up until you grew sick and tired of it.

“Seriously, what do you want?” You asked, while chomping down the food inside your mouth.

“What?” He asked, talking while his mouth is full.

“You keep on trying to make amends with me, while me on the other hand, visibly don’t like you. Why do you keep pushing yourself to me?” You question, putting down your fork and spoon.

“Because, Y/n… You are my wife.” He said, smiling gently while wiping the sauce off of his mouth.

“So, if another girl was your wife, would you have treat them this way?” You asked, looking deep into his eyes, trying to look for the true answer.

“No, Y/n. That will never happen. For me, you are the only one.” He said, continuing to eat.

And you can’t help but fall in love with him little by little, even when you think or maybe know, he’s just gonna break your heart, just like what your exes have always done.

For you, it was a sin to fall in love again.

So, you can’t. You never can and never must let this man turn your once cold heart go back to the once kind heart.

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You were out in the market to get some groceries, when all of a sudden, you accidentally bumped into someone, his figure tall and muscular. You expected it to be Tengen, but no. You were dead wrong.

“Pfft, you’re still the old short Y/n I knew, huh?” It was Kaedo.

You dropped the eco-bag you were holding on, terrified to see the face of one of the men who brought you terror.

You faced your back to him, about to run away, but was stopped with him holding your wrist tightly.

And everything around you just… started to get blurry. You were filled with nothing but panic and rage, but mostly it was because you were traumatized.

He was about to drag you somewhere, when someone spoke and held his hand that held your wrist.

“Hey, what do you think are you doing with my wife?” A familiar voice interrupted, that the panic you were feeling suddenly went away and now you were feeling safe and comfort.

“Wife? This bitch is your wife?” Kaedo asked the man, who you now looked at to be the one and only flashy man, Tengen Uzui.

“Yes, and don’t call her ‘bitch’, that’s so not flamboyant.” Tengen replied calmly, but you could see a vein popping in his forehead.

“Seriously? You defend someone like her? That’s the bitch that put me in coma for 4 months! Plus, she’s a filthy spoiled brat anyway. She only depends on her parents’ money, and then claim that it’s from her own hard work. Seriously, you women are pathe-” He was cut off by a large fist hitting his right cheek, leaving you shocked and gasp by the way 2 of his tooth fell out.

“If you ever come near me and my wife ever again, I’ll make sure I’m gonna be the one to put you to coma again.” Tengen warned the man with a death stare, and pulled you out of the scene.

“Hey, hey, are you okay? Did you get hurt? Did he touch you? Did he-” Tengen frantically looked around your body, but you cut him off saying,

“Why would you do that?” You said, feeling an unknown feeling that was familiar to you, but was unfamiliar.

It was you falling in love. Heart thumping rapidly, cheeks flushing, palms, neck, and forehead sweating, and hands and knees trembling.

What happened? What has happened to the swore you made, to never get fooled again?

But can you even ever call this getting fooled?

In all those years that you’ve wasted finding the perfect boyfriend for you, you’ve finally found someone.

Someone who treated you better, someone who cared for you, someone who protected you, someone who truly loved you, and someone better than them.

“Because I love you.” He looked down to you, and just from the look of his face, he is obviously smitten and in love with you.

Maybe a marriage in paper isn’t so bad. Maybe, just maybe, he might be the right one.

[midnightshade]

Kenjaku & His Emotional Attachments: An Analysis

Kenjaku is a character with a lot more emotional depth than a lot of the fandom tends to give him credit for. He's peculiar in the sense that he's an incredibly charismatic and lively character who seems to push back against any notion of being close to someone.

I joke with my friends sometimes that Kenjaku is a Tsundere™ but I do think that holds some weight to it. Not in the traditional meaning of the word, mind you, but I have noticed that his words don't always align with his actions 

In his battle against Choso, he refers to Yūji as a "thing" and claims he doesn't have any real plans for him. Despite this, not only did Kenjaku go out of his way to kill the ones who ordered Yūji's execution, he personally thanked Sasaki for being kind to "his son."

We see the same treatment extended to Tengen. He refers to her as an "it" or a "thing" just as he did with Yūji, but as soon as he's alone with her after defeating Choso and Yuki, he refers to her as a friend

Angel, in a previous chapter, refers to Kenjaku as a social chameleon with a forked tongue —

— and I think that's spot on. Kenjaku is a people person. He's not just the manipulative villain pulling the strings from behind for his own curiosity. He actively enjoys living, and I imagine that same zest for life extends to people as well. He almost reminds me of Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist in that aspect. He isn't a good man, but he is nice and honestly very likable.

He has more layers and complexity to his emotions than people give him credit for, but I think part of it is because he himself is so adverse to getting close to people. He's charming and can be polite, but we haven't seen him make any real, deep connections with his current allies.

I think he's scared in some way. He gets connected to a few people without meaning to, namely Yūji and Tengen (who he obviously has history with) and it seems his knee-jerk reaction is to deny that he actually cares for someone, even if it's a twisted version of love

He may have been burned in the past and, as a result, puts up walls to ensure he doesn't get hurt. That, or perhaps he realized getting attached when you're essentially immortal, is foolish, or maybe he really has lived so long it's harder for him to access those emotions

That aside, you can't convince me that a character who is steeped in depictions of motherhood and fertility wouldn't have an attachment to the one child he personally carried and birthed. It might not be a conscious decision on his part, but he definitely feels something for Yūji

Gege always goes the extra mile to humanize his villains. They're treated as real people who, despite their crimes, are still capable of feeling and of having some positive interactions with others. Kenjaku is no exception.

He's still deeply threatening, powerful, and villainous while showcasing a more human side to himself because at the end of the day, that's what he is: a human.

[extra-v1rgin]

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Giyuu’s hips are sore, there’s no surprise about it. The pounding in his head is familiar too, a dull throbbing that will fade by the end of the day. He’s pleasantly warm, two bodies surrounding him on either side.

Uzui’s hands wrap around his middle. Tomioka is not a small man by any means, but compared to Uzui he feels tiny. The arms surrounding his are filled with muscle, beefy even in their lax state. A soft chest cushions his head. Slow and gentle breathing echoes against his hair. It’s a sure sign the man is asleep.

Rengoku covers the other end of the bed. He sleeps on his back, in a perfectly straight line. The man hadn’t moved throughout the whole night. Both arms sit at his sides, though one is slightly moved by Giyuu’s arms wrapped around it.

All three of them are wrapped in thin robes. Giyuu is still mostly exposed however, the fabric has become disrupted in the night. Despite the fact that all three men (well, mostly Kyojuro because Uzui didn’t want to remove his dick from the enticing ass in front of him) cleaned thoroughly, cum has still managed to leak from his ass throughout the night. His sore and slightly sticky hips twitch at the thought of last night’s activities. Despite the rush of blood downwards his cock only gives a weak pulse. Every bit of energy has been drained from him. Though he’s the first to wake, Tomioka can already feel his eyes drifting shut again.

As he shifts, trying to find a position that doesn’t strain his legs, Uzui stirs behind him.

This is a grave mistake.

Giyuu knows this because the older man’s hands awaken simply to roam over his skin. They immediately cup his neck gently. The fingers don’t dig in to choke him, they just ghost over several bruises and bite marks. Another hand drifts down his chest. As it tries to pinch one of his nipples Tomioka jerks backwards.

“Tengen, I’m sore.” He’s glad for the man’s good hearing, because he can hardly get the words out. His throat is dry, scratching the sentence on the way out.

Tomioka is drawn closer to the man’s chest. A face is found buried within his hair as the hands move with more gentleness. “You’re irresistible.” A hand clamps over Giyuu’s hips, forcing a loud and sudden groan from his mouth. It sparks an equally loud laugh from Uzui.

He soothes the area, rubbing circles with his fingers. The man is mumbling words against raven curls. Nonsensical nothings don’t quite make their way to Tomioka’s ears, but the result is a buzzing noise that soothes his ears. He’s aware that the man is still up to something nefarious, given away clearly by the hardon that briefly brushes his back. Tengen’s stamina is incredible, a combination of being a demon slayer and having three wives that he pleasures consistently, alongside his other hookups. The man could probably fuck non-stop for at least a few hours, though their tryst last night only lasted for two at the most.

His dick is trying it’s best to harden again, rising to sit against his stomach. When his eyes slip closed it’s not because he’s tired (mostly), instead shut in bliss. Uzui’s rolling of his hips nearly rock the bed. It’s no surprise that he soon feels a presence in front of his as well.

Before he can even open his eyes, Kyojuro’s lips are bumping into his. Their cocks kiss too, foreskin slipping down to let sticky heads kiss. Tomioka pushes even closer. He can hold his breath for a long time, and plans to as they continue the morning makeout.

Uzui, forever a jealous lover despite the amount of fuck buddies he has, pulls closer too. Giyuu is solidly squished between both chests. Tengen has enough sense not to slip back into the younger man’s tender ass, instead letting his dick slip between the pretty set of thighs in front of him.

“I thought you were tired,” he mocks. His hand dips lower to force Kyojuro and Giyuu’s dicks even closer. Both men moan hips moving quicker.

Picking himself up slightly Tengen moves over to kiss Rengoku. His earlier lip locking with Tomioka finally ended once the two couldn’t contain their moans. A hand grips the side of Uzui’s face, buried in the edged of his hair. As the hand tugs slightly too hard, not done purposefully, it jerks a strangled moan from Tengen.

All three men keep grinding away. With the size Uzui’s cock it peeks out from between Giyuu’s thighs occasionally to engage in the frotting. The area has turned into a sticky wet mess, leaking into the sheets below. It’s a shame considering they had already changed them after the events the night before.

Tomioka had been so pretty between Tengen and Kyojuro. With stimulation from both sides, Kyojuro taking his cock gracefully while Uzui used his ass, the man had been squeezed dry. They had kept going until Giyuu couldn’t even get hard anymore.

It seems a night of rest has done him well. He’s clearly sensitive, red cheeks and tears in his eyes, though Tomioka keeps moving with intense vigor. His arms are wrapped around Rengoku’s neck, toes curled near the edge of the bed. Uzui is still sensitive about not getting all the attention, and makes sure to prove it. Leaning forward he digs his teeth into Giyuu’s shoulder hard, nearly causing the skin to split.

As soon as the teeth come into contact with him, Giyuu unravels. With nearly a scream he spews ropes of cum upwards, covering his stomach and the other cocks sandwiched with his. It doesn’t take long after for Tengen and Rengoku to orgasm as well, both cumming at nearly the same time.

Tomioka has gone nearly still, only letting out low whimpers as the wetness touches his stomach. Teeth are still plunged into his side, saliva covering the skin.

All three pause to recuperate. The entire room, possibly the world beyond, seems to stop for a few moments. Heavy breathing and low noses are the only sounds in the room. It’s few minutes until anyone even moves.

Slowly Kyojuro sits up. Popping his back he turns to his lovers. Red and Yellow hair is wild, two times it’s normal volume, spreading out behind him like a lion’s mane. Despite the energy being wrung from him his eyes are still bright. They focus on Uzui intensely.

“I think you should be the one to clean this time!”

[aiko-the-weapons-robot]

🌟~Kana's Opinions on the Hashira~🌟

[No one asked, too bad. I mean @matthew-knyshait asked for Sanemi's-]

Kanae Kocho: BIG SISTER KANAE! She makes me feel so loved even though I'm considered weird for my love for bugs. I think she minds the pranks I pull? I don't know! She's such a nice mother she makes my heart feel so happy!! She really likes styling my hair- if she likes it so much why doesn't she wear it herself?

Shinobu Kocho: SHINOBU! My other older sister! She got mad at me cause I called her "Shinobooboo" when I first met her. Does she like me? I don't know! She hasn't thrown me away so she must like me right?! I wonder why she smiles so much now?

Sanemi Shinazugawa: SANEMI SANEMI SANEMI!! MY SENSAI HI HI HI- oh wait he's not here, aww! He's such a cool teacher!! No wait he's actually scary- he has no hesitation to keep you outside the whole night if you annoy him- AND HE'S EASY TO ANNOY. He blindfolded me so much and it's so scary I cry- we're ignoring it helps me. I do not recommend him if you're a sane person and want a Sensai, I'm only lucky cause I know Kanae!

Giyuu Tomioka: This guy, Sanemi hates him and refuses to let me meet him! Real jerk isn't Sanemi? Oh well, what I've heard is he's very quiet and thinks he's better than anyone!

Obanai Iguro: Silly snake guy hehehehehe, he hates me doesn't he? Aw, boo! Kaburara(Kaburamaru..) bite my finger once when I tried to pet him.

Mitsuri Kanroji: MITSURIIII I LOVE HER!! She's such a sweetie pie WHAT!! She's so happy for someone fighting hell spawns! I love her energy, she's such a blast to talk to! Can never have a bad conversation with Mitsuri Kanroji!

Kyojuro Rengoku: This guy smiles so much I love him! He's such a nice guy like honestly you can never NOT trust him- I heard he gets very serious in fights and meetings! I STRIVE to be like him!! Do you ever think Kyojuro ever mistakes his hair for his flame breathing? Weird thoughts.

Tengen Uzui: Who? I've never met this man in my life and if I have I don't remember. Did Sanemi talk about him? Is he the guy with 3 wives? Sick!

Gyomei Himejima: THE REAL FATHER OF ALL THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS! Should I call him grandpa? He's so kind to me all the time and everyone!! I've never seen Sanemi so happy unless he's around! I swear he's too kind to be a demon slayer I refuse to believe he goes batshit INSANE when fighting demons.

Muichiro Tokito: HE"S A KID?! HE MUST BE SO CALM AND COOL! I wanna meet him some day- have I? I heard we have memories problems to, twinsies!!

🌟~Hashira's Opinions on Kana~🌟

[Doing this cuz I want to, might make a part 2 if people really want-]

Kanae Kocho: My sister!! I love her so much, she can be reckless and scare us at the mansion all the time but she has such a sweet heart. I hope she grows up strong and people see that heart inside her!

Shinobu Kocho: Ah my other sister, I think she has potential but she surely needs guidance. She gets along well with everyone at the mansion, her smiles always reminds me of Kanae.

Sanemi Shinazugawa: What the fuck is wrong with your sister Kanae, DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP?? I hate that little brat she's a fucking idiot. (She's my child now, fuck off.)

Giyuu Tomioka: This slayer reminds me of Tanjiro, very loud and annoying. Staying at the butterfly mansion when your injured is almost a nightmare with her around... At least she keeps me company.

Obanai Iguro: Kana? She's loud and annoying last I visited Shinazugawa she was... She's close to him. I don't hate her I'd just rather be away from her.

Mitsuri Kanroji: AW SHINOBU'S SISTER! Shinobu has so many sisters it's hard to keep track! I've talked to her when I'm injured and she's very kind, I love her company!! I'd love to know her better!

Kyojuro Rengoku: Young Kocho's sister correct? Me and her have only crossed path a few times at the mansion but she's been very helpful! She brings great company it seems no one is alone at the mansion as long as she's around!!

Tengen Uzui: Girl is strange that's for sure, but she's got some good energy! Haven't met her much, sorry.

Gyomei Himejima: Ah, the child Kanae found in the forest? Yes I've met her, she's a fun loving kid she sometimes reminds me of some kids I used to know. Her energy is bright and her spirit is strong, but Shinazugawa's told me her battling isn't smart.

[sunshineman2-0]

Art Teacher! Reader x Math Teacher! Sanemi Shinazugawa (X Science Teacher! Kyojuro Rengoku)

Tw: Shinjuro being a jerk, more of Shinjuro being that of a black father (personal experience thank you, o its pretty accurate), cursing, me being a lame ass... (you'll see what I mean...)

Reader is black female

Modern AU

Uh... this is turning into a Sanemi x Reader x Kyojuro thing... You know who you are... But thank you for that comment

Any flashback, or P.O.V changes are obvious (to me at least), but if not let me know and I'll fix it so it is...

Chapter 3: Baby Steps... Or Quantam Leaps

Sanemi stood in his kitchen, rubbing his eyes, pressing thr button on the electric kettle... Just boiling water for his peach tea... Genya was eating cereal, eyeballing the box. Avoiding eye contact with his older brother... Some rumors had been going around the school for the past few weeks.

"Are you dating her?"

Genya blurted out, cringing at the look his brother gave him. The younger Shinazugawa could always bare his brothers looks, but certian subjects required him to only do what he just did... Which was just to say what was on his mind. Sanemi was quiet... But still wore a look of "You got some damn nerve", though he didn't say it...

"Well?"

Genya looked at Sanemi. Who had suddenly gotten all interested in his electronic kettle.

"You can't lie, and I've heard all the rumors... All of the other teachers thought that Rengo-"

A glass shattered, and a low growl emanated from by the sink... Genya closed his eyes, trying to ignore the irritation flowing off his brother...

"Who did you hear that from?"

"Just some of the other students... They..."

Wiping down the counter and cleaning up the class, Sanemi rinsed his hand and wiped it, turning to his brother.

"She and I... We aren't dating..."

~~~~

You sighed, poking your sandwich, then looking up at the cafeteria. None of the rowdy children where at this lunch period. Kyojuro sat next to you, alert as usual. You blinked at him, how does he keep that smile on his face? The pair of you shared this lunch block, the pair of teachers that were in charge, often switching every week. Apparently you were staring at him, he frowned a bit as he looked at you.

"Miss (L/N)? Are you not hungry?"

He was always kind enough to let you eat first. You huffed and shook your head,

"Not really... Tell me. What are you and Mr Uzui up to?"

Kyojuro laughed, hard. It made you pout at him and take a bite out of your sandwich.

"Tengen and I aren't up to anything!"

You'd been at the school a few weeks, not alot of the other teachers were easy to read... But Kyojuro wore his heart on his sleeve. And now he was sweating. Given the man was a fucking furnace, but he never, ever sweated like this.

"Kyojuro."

He smiled broader, if possible.

"Rengoku, talk."

He was shaking like a leaf in the wind.

"Kyojuro Rengoku. If you don't talk I know your little brother, Senjuro will."

The sweet boy seemed to have a soft spot for the newest art Teacher. He was always staying late and trying to help her out. Kyojuro frowned at whatever thought was going on in that empty head of his. You huffed again and pinched his arm.

"Ow!"

Kyojuro let out a whimper, and rubbed his arm. It didn't hurt, he had too much muscle for it to hurt, but it did get his attention back to you.

"Are you gonna talk?"

He shook his head at you, as the bell for the next block started. Standing up and making a bee-line for the double doors, Kyojuro was gone before you could pester him more. You wrapped up the left over sandwich and helped herd the children back to their classes. After shutting your door, you took a look at your class. Senjuro was going to be in the next period. You nodded, starting the lesson for the day.

~~~~

Senjuro stepped into your classroom bright-eyed and happy to see you! Art was one of his favorite subjects! Well aside from Japanese and English. He wanted to be a teacher after all. A future scholar. He set his books and other supplies down, when you approached him, he gave you a sweet, innocent smile. But you had this look of determination on your face... And it made him a little nervous.

"Senjuro. Do you know what your brother and Mr Uzui are planning?"

Senjuro frowned at this... He remembered Kyojuro and his father talking about you...

"Ah, I dont know if Mr Uzui is planning anything with my brother but he and Father were speaking last night. Something about you..."

🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Father."

Kyojuro sat next to Shinjuro, who wasn't drunk... yet.

"What boy?"

"Did you have any competition when you wanted to court my mother?"

Shinjuro blinked and shook his head.

"Nope. I wasn't always like I am now... But when it came to your mother... She... I was..."

He grew quiet for a moment, then fixed his eldest son with a squint,

"Why are you askin? You got someone you like?"

He never figured his son, to be attracted- well at least not to women. He didn't have a problem with it... And it seemed like he spent all his time with that flashy man... What's his name? Didn't matter, Shinjuro was more concerned with who his son was interested in...

".... She's... She's the new art teacher..."

She? SHE? OK!

Shinjuro set his sake aside and smiled. It was the first time he'd seen Kyojuro nervous.

Not when he graduated, and didn't know what to do.

Not when he left the country, to go backpacking with that flashy man.

Not when he returned home, and went back to collage, graduated from that, became a teacher, had to break up a school fight his first day, and got clocked because of the fight.

This... This was different. Shinjuro crossed his arms. Prompting his eldest son to talk about her. Kyojuro licked his lips... Hesitant to have this kind of talk, for once, with his father...

"She... I..."

Kyojuro's eyes met his father's.

"She sets my heart ablaze."

~~~~~

Senjuro shook his head.

"But I was too drozy to remember, I'm sorry, Miss (L/N)."

You patted the boy in the head. Sighing, of course Senjuro wouldn't give out his brother... But it wasn't his fault, school was coming to the middle of the year and everyone including the teachers, were ready for the break coming up... As the other students poured in, Sanemi followed the last student inside. He took a seat towards the back, giving every student a glare. Then looked at you, waving his hand and crossing his arms.

You nodded at him, choosing to ignore his presence for now, you started to write.

"I hope everyone remembers the last class. Because now we'll be studying a little bit of Modern Art."

Pulling down the projector and booting up your computer, you started to show different examples of Modern Art, asking the class which artist had photographed, or painted each work.

This continued for the next ten minutes. After closing it down, you asked every to open their books, finishing reading the current section on Van Gogh. Once you started to take out some supplies for them to begin painting with, Sanemi stood up and started to help you pass things out...

It was odd, but most welcome, as the students started to finish the reading portion. You gave the math teacher a small thank you smile, which he didn't return, but he nodded instead to you. Every so often he'd pass by you, bumping into you with his shoulder. It was a soft lil bump, and he ment no harm...

~~~~~

This was Tengen's fucking idea... Sanemi wanted to slap himself in the face...

"Listen to me!" He said, "Its a good idea!"

Ugh... Sanemi should've just let his little brother tell him what to do... And here as of lately, Kyojuro had been avoiding him. Not even accompanying the loud, flashy idiot... It was weird, but Sanemi had a few problems of his own to deal with... Class ended too fast, he didn't even have time to notice you packing up. Once he did, he saw the younger Rengoku talking to you... So he decided to stay put...

"And I hope you can pass your test next week Senjuro!"

You giggled at the boy, patting him on the head, and turning back to your desk. As if some kind of shit magic, Kyojuro walked into the room.

"Senjuro, are you ready to go? I'm a bit hungry so-"

He paused, looking Sanemi in the eyes. His eyes didn't have that usual blankness to them... There was a quiet challenge, it made Sanemi pissed.

Was he challenging him over her?

(Y/N) was ignoring the pair, her attention still on Senjuro, who had grown quiet, and was looking from one male to the other.... Genya poked his head through the door,

"Brother? Are- oh! Miss (L/N)! Do you need some help?"

You were heaving a box in your arms, some papers from earlier in the week you hadn't gotten to grade.

"Ah no im-"

Both men moved towards you to help, but you turned your back to them, almost snarling at them. Instead, Senjuro stepped to your side, gently taking the box from you.

"I've got it! I don't mind helping!"

You smiled at the boy and then gave to two other teachers a glare. Sanemi jabbed a thumb at Kyojuro. Then glared back at you. Kyojuro only hung his head a bit before, cracking a smile at you again.

"I'll help walk you to your car then!"

Pushing Sanemi back with a shoulder, he moved to your side. Sanemi moved back, and stalked to the door, snatching Genya up. Now dragging his sibling into his classroom. Angrily throwing things into his bag, he looked up when Tengen pranced into the room, with his hood down.

"How'd it go?! Did you feel her up?"

Sanemi wheezed, he was so pissed off he couldn't speak!

"Uh.. I dont think so. But Senjuro and Mr Rengoku are walking Miss (L/N) to her car now..."

Genya spoke up as his brother caught his breath.

"FUCK NO! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU TELL ME TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND HE JUST COCK-"

He stopped himself, trying to compose himself.

"I was going to help, but your best friend came out of nowhere. What the hell?"

Tengen just cocked his head.

"What?"

~~~~~

Tengen and his wives knocked at the Rengoku residence. He was going to get to the bottom of this. Why was his best friend acting so weird?

"Who is it?! Damn it. I'm trying to eat dinner... if it's one of those newspaper people I'm beatin his ass!"

Tengen rolled his eyes at his wives, Hinatsuru shrugged at him, Suma hid behind him, and Makio crossed her arms. Shinjuro opened the door and frowned deeper than usual.

"Great. It's you. What do you want?"

Tengen pushed past the older male, and into the house.

"I want to speak to Kyojuro. I need to know what his problem is. He's been acting odd...."

Shinjuro just moved to the side. And slammed the door shut. He locked it and waved the guests towards the dining room.

"Kyojuro. Your loud ass friend is here. Mutherfucker, call next time. I dont like people coming here unannounced."

Kyojuro smiled as his friend entered the room, taking a seat next to him.

"Tengen! How-"

"No! No formalities! What the hell is your problem!? I'm trying-"

Senjuro timidly set the table for their guests and Tengen quieted down, as to not to spook the boy in his own home.

"Im trying to set that asshole up! And your ruining my plan-"

Kyojuro set his plate down, which was empty now, and fixed Tengen with a look.

"I never agreed to help you with setting him up. I only observed. And you never asked for my help in helping Shinazugawa. I have my own wants."

Tengen frowned, looking down at his lap, where Suma laid, sleeping for now. What was going on... Tengen had always thought Kyojuro was happy single... His eyes lit up.

"Kyojuro! Why didn't you tell me?! I woul-"

Kyojuro raised his hand,

"No. That's exactly why I didn't say anything to you. I was hoping to keep it from you, but I can see that you're stuck on meddling. So please refrain from trying to help."

Tengen's jaw dropped. He unknowingly created a tension between two of his friends! All because he wanted another couple to hand out with! His own reason, was because he felt bad about leaving his wives at home, whenever he and Kyojuro went out.... He put a finger to his lips thoughtful...

"What if I find-"

"I dont want you to find anyone else. I like her. And at this point I'm sure Shinazugawa does have some kind of feelings for her too. But I'm more than capable of having competition. I can handle this."

"Shinazugawa may prove to be a worthy opponent then."

Tengen spoke, starting to eat. But didn't say anything else, only fixing his friend with a look.

"Im aware of this. But I'm not worried. I can win her over."

Part 2^

Part 1^

Thank you for reading

[phantasmiafxndom]

Can I request Genya, Sanemi, Usui and Inosuke Pet AU scenarios on how would they try to appeal to their owner if she was being cold lately and they were afraid she was growing tired of them? (NSFW with a top reader is very appreciated but not necessary)?

I wasn’t exactly sure how to make these nsfw.... so here’s hoping they work! XD Also, some of these endings are pretty open to interpretation... 

. . . 

Genya

When you use him, Genya tries to be good. Even when he’s scared or when it hurts (never mind that the wounds always heal), he thanks you for everything and acts as sweetly as he can manage. 

That’s... not saying a lot. When he was younger, before you, there was a reason why no one wanted him. 

Even now, it’s hard to make himself the way he knows he should be. 

But lately, you’ve started acting cold. You’re not as interested in him. You interact with him less and less. It’s terrifying. 

After he’s come, in one of the moments where he’s allowed to lay with you and bury his face in the space between your shoulder and chest, Genya tries to convince himself that it’ll be okay. He nuzzles against you in his best imitation of a smaller, cuter demon who might be truly wanted. 

It doesn’t feel right. 

And then, something slips out that shouldn’t. 

“Please, don’t get rid of me...” It’s whispered against your skin so quietly that there’s a slim chance of you hearing. But luck is never on Genya’s side— and you do. 

“You’ve been trying to be better, haven’t you?” Your words make him tense. A tremble settles into his shoulders. He can’t be tough like this. 

“Y-Yeah...”

“I’ve noticed.” Will it make any difference? You don’t sound like you care. Genya fights to swallow down his fear and a whine that threatens to escape along with it. He’s scared. 

Sanemi

Sanemi isn’t good at good. He’s always been the misbehaving type, disrespectful. He can pull off the barest measure of obedience when he needs to, but there’s a reason why no one before you wanted him. 

And now, he’s losing that part too. 

Even though he tells himself he’s tougher than that, that plenty of owners have thrown him out before for being wrong, for some reason...

The thought scares him more when it’s you. 

Since you’ve started acting cold, Sanemi’s been trying— he truly has. He’s fought to bite back his nasty mouth and knee-jerk reflex to resist any kind of command. It’s made him feel sick and pathetic, but he’s trying, and that makes it hurt all the more when it doesn’t work. 

And then, after sex, after you’ve used him as you saw fit, something comes out that Sanemi regrets more than anything. 

“Owner...?” he questions, already sick at how weak his voice sounds. 

“Yes?”

“You want me... right?” It’s a pathetic question. As soon as it’s out, Sanemi grits his teeth with shame. He sounds so needy and weak. But... this might be the only way of keeping his home. 

You don’t answer for long enough that a sharp pang of fear settles itself in his chest. He ducks his head against your chest. He’s doomed. 

Tengen

Sex is easy. Since you started using him that way, Tengen thought he’d be able to stay in your good graces without trouble. 

But that isn’t the case. For whatever reason, you’re not satisfied. Or at least, judging by your uncomfortably cold behavior, that’s all he can assume. It means he’s doing something wrong. It has to. 

So the next time you take him to bed, Tengen tries to be better. You pin his larger frame down with ease— he’s not fighting, after all—, he melts into your grip even more than usual. You don’t do this as often as you used to. That part worries him. 

“Owner,” he breathes, “let me pleasure you. I’ll do whatever you want, as flamboyantly as you could ever expect of me.” He nuzzles into your neck as he speaks, all but purring. You like it when he’s affectionate. 

You’re silent. An anxious whine rises in Tengen’s throat. 

Is begging okay? If he doesn’t do something, this won’t end well, but what will work—?

“...please,” he whispers, at last. It’s a softer tone than he ever uses, and he sounds so desperate it’s pathetic to his own ears. His helplessness is pouring out, unstoppable. “Don’t throw me away. I’ll be good...”

He squeezes his eyes shut. Voicing such things is way too vulnerable. He should never have stepped away from his usual self—

Inosuke

“Y-You can be rougher with me, you know...” Inosuke mumbles. It’s embarrassing to say, but considering how cold you’ve been lately, shame is a way better option than being disposed of. 

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“If you’re angry! Or upset. You can t-take it out on me. I’m strong. I’ll heal. S-So do anything. Please. I don’t want to be thrown away...”

He sounds desperate and scared, nothing like himself. Inosuke squeezes his eyes shut where you have him pinned to the wall. He knows what’s usually coming next, but this time, he can only hope that his words convinced you to do something more to him than usual. 

You look at him with disinterest. Inosuke’s heart thuds way too hard in his chest. He’s terrified, shamefully terrified, but when you lean in and breath along his neck before biting hard, he can only gasp. 

“You want me to use you, hm? That desperate to have a purpose? Don’t worry. I don’t intend to get rid of you anytime soon.”

On reflex, Inosuke ruts forward against you. The blood now dripping down his neck is a stinging reminder of where he stands. The wound will heal in minutes... but that just makes him want more. He’s strong enough to take it, to take anything that makes him yours to stay. 

[xerox-candybar]

So there was a period of time when I considered converting to Judaism, and I went so far as to take classes at the 92nd St Y…there were like five interfaith couples and then me and my friend (not romantically involved just Seized by Something Higher, apparently). The rabbi teaching the class as well as all the students born into Jewish families said that it’s not usual for converts have a deeper understanding of the history and faith because they actively have to learn this as part of their journey, as opposed to others who have picked up most of the major concepts / figures / etc by being born into that culture, and they will be judged more harshly for getting it wrong.

…so when I saw that scene I flashed back to 7 years ago in a Whole Foods in Skokie where I was ardently arguing with a staff member about the meaning of “kosher for Passover” and explaining that anything chametz is probably kosher not not everything kosher is chametz; please confirm that there are no leavening agents or fermented grains in this, please and thank you, my friend has very graciously invited me, an outsider, to their Seder and I do not want to show up with food that nobody is allowed to eat. I would look like a real jerk if that happened:

So yeah tldr somebody probably explained the barrier to Geto (his technique will trigger it; he’s supposed to tell administration any time he practices because all the curses inside him count as unregistered cursed energy/will set off the jujutsu equivalent of a fire alarm any time he loses his temper, which happens often Because Gojo).. and after Geto learned this, he probably thought “wow Tengen sounds important I should probably figure out how they work.”

Wait, wait... wait a second. Geto knew about Tengen (like how evolution and whatnot works with Tengen) but Gojo didn't? How did Geto know?!

[dudeandduchess]

Uzui x F!S/O: Movie Date (Fluff + Smut, Taro Commissions, Modern AU, Slight NSFW Scenario)

Summary: Uzui and his lover went out on a date to the movies, but someone gets a little too frisky.

Note: Uzui is not married in this. Also, thank you sooooo much to everyone who’s donated! I’ll be sure to write things up for all of you soon. Thank you so much, my bby loves! 🥰💜

Warnings: Smut, Public Sex (Movie Theater), Clitoral Stimulation, Teasing, Daddy Kink

***

It had been such a long time since (Y/n) had last gone out on a date with her long-time boyfriend, Uzui Tengen. So, suffice to say that she felt like she was so over the moon when he had taken the initiative and asked her to go out with him during the weekend.

Mostly to have some time together, and partly because Uzui had been wanting to try something out. Especially after he’d heard his co-teacher, Rengoku, talking about how erotic it was to get frisky with his wife in a semi-public area.

So, he wanted to see if his friend was right. There really was nothing wrong with doing so. He could chalk it up to taking one for the team, or merely doing it for science.

A chuckle slipped from the young man’s lips, as he walked down the street with his arm wrapped snugly around (Y/n)’s shoulders— holding her close to his side, as he had found that she liked snuggling up to him.

She felt so warm and protected— according to her, when he had asked her about it a few years before.

It worked out well for him too, since he liked having her close to him.

“So, where are we going next?” (Y/n) asked brightly, tilting her head to look up at him, as she lifted a hand up to lace it with the hand that dangled from her shoulder.

Uzui swore that he almost melted at that; because that breathtakingly beautiful smile of hers, partnered with such an angelic face was a lethal combination. He felt the corners of his lips twitch upwards in a smile, just as he plopped his free hand directly onto her face— which had her immediately moving to tug it off.

“Hey, hey! What are you doing, Tengen?” She cried, almost helplessly, as she tugged on her lover’s wrist. “You’re going to ruin my make up!”

“Don’t smile at me like that,” Uzui leaned down to whisper in her ear; earning a shiver from (Y/n), especially when he parted his lips and nibbled on the shell of it. “Or I might just bend you over and fuck you right here.”

The young woman’s eyes widened in surprise, as a vibrant and warm blush crawled up her neck and settled on her cheeks. “T-tengen!”

Along with her squeak of protest, (Y/n) pushed her lover’s arm off of her shoulders before walking ahead of him— fanning her still warm face with her hands, in an effort to get her blush to go down.

Tengen couldn’t help it then— a loud laugh bubbled free from his lips at the memory of (Y/n)’s embarrassed and highly scandalized expression. He almost doubled over in the middle of the pavement, but pushed himself to go chasing after his lover.

A few people looked over at him with weird expressions as well; all of them wondering what he found so funny, yet giving him a wide berth.

“(Y/n)! Wait!” The young man cried out, all while reaching a hand out so he could grab his lover’s hand. But, unfortunately, she kept walking away from him— or more like hastening. Though she had taken to only fanning her face with one hand, at that moment.

Thankfully, he managed to catch up to her in just a few strides. It really wasn’t any big effort on his part, since he had the long legs to match up to her fast strides— but the people bustling around them made things difficult for him.

Because, if he were to be honest, he would say that he was a hulking size compared to all of the other people around. And that made it hard for him to squeeze between other people on the street.

“(Y/n), baby, wait.” With those words hanging in the air, he held an arm out— instead of just trying to grab her by the hand— and wrapped it around her shoulders once more, pulling her into his side and leaning down to press a kiss to the top of her head. “Did I upset you? Sorry about that.”

It wasn’t like him to be apologetic about anything to anyone— but she was the exception to every single one of his rules and personality traits. That was how much he loved her.

He found himself smiling at the thought of it: being in love with her. Especially when she wrapped an arm around his waist and shyly burrowed her cheek against the side of his chest; which earned her another kiss to the top of her head.

“How about I make it up to you with a movie?” He had been planning on taking her to a restaurant, and getting frisky in the bathroom, but the movie theater was another good option for him— even more so since she was wearing a dress.

He just hoped that she would pick out a movie that didn’t have a lot of people watching it.

***

For once in his life, Uzui was thankful that his lover was very into romantic comedies, because the theater was almost empty— save for another couple at the very back of the place; huddled together in a corner, with popcorn and drinks between them that it erased any suspicions about them.

Meaning: they had food, so clearly, they weren’t there to fuck or anything.

A smirk lifted the corners of the young man’s lips at that, as he ushered (Y/n) onto a seat in the very middle of the theater— providing both of them a good view of the screen.

And, in no time at all, both of them were huddled together— with the arm rest between them lifted up, and with (Y/n) hugging his right arm with her cheek resting against his bicep.

Once his patience had run out in waiting for the previews to end— and for the movie to begin— Tengen gently placed his right hand on his lover’s left thigh, which she didn’t mind at all, as he usually did that when they were watching movies at either of their houses.

But what was different, however, was when he began rubbing his hand up and down along her smooth skin. He inched his pinky further and further up her dress, to the point where he could feel her warm pussy just a few centimeters away from his reach.

“Tengen, what are you doing?” She whispered, as softly as she could, since she was trying to be polite to the few other people in the theatre with them.

“Relax, baby, I’m going to make you feel good, okay?” The young man tried to reassure her, all while growing bolder and pressing the tip of his pinky against her panties— lowering his hand to grip her inner thigh, as he waited for it to brush against her clit.

And when he did find it, (Y/n)’s legs jerked involuntarily as a gasp fell from her lips. “Tengen, there are other people in here.”

With a smile, he dropped another kiss to the top of her head, before pressing one to the side of it— and then nipping at the shell of her ear, much like what he had done earlier on the street. “They’re not going to see, as long as you’re quiet. Can you do that for daddy?”

That did it for (Y/n)— although she was a little bit hesitant what with her shyness coming to the forefront of all her emotions. Still, she trusted Tengen, and it wasn’t as if she’d never thought about asking him to do it before…

So, with a quiet sigh, she clung on tighter to his arm and parted her legs even more for him.

“Good girl,” And with that praise caressing (Y/n)’s ears, Tengen snaked his hand to press against her panty-clad cunt; running his middle finger up and down her slit, while his index finger focused on rubbing her clit through the slowly dampening material.

(Y/n) bit down on her bottom lip then, trying to muffle her moans and gasps as best as she could— especially when her lover tugged her panties to the side and began to toy with her exposed cunt.

Uzui looked down at her face, relishing in the fact that he could make her look so blissed out and embarrassed at the same time. And that look on her face only spurred him to do more, so he found himself pinching her clit between his fingers and watching her squirm in her seat with her legs already shaking in pleasure.

But it wasn’t until he had begun to rub the tip of his middle finger along her entrance that she looked up at him with those captivating eyes of hers, before asking him, “Please, daddy. I want to feel… your cock inside me.”

Suffice to say that they couldn’t finish the movie after that, since he had put her panties back in place and had dragged her to the nearest love hotel— all so they could pick up where they left off.

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[giyuu-no-tsuma]

Headcanons for the Hashira's as parents!

Ahhhhh, thanks for this ask!! I will do it when they are a bit aged up and alive. Those eight lost ones, the two remaining ones stay as normal.

PS: Muichiro and Himejima don’t form part of this, 

Headcanons:

Tomioka Giyuu:

*Giyuu baby, is surprisingly a good father. At first pretty nervous, since his non-experience with children in the past.

*He’s the proud-dad type when his kid does something he deems memorable.

*Strict. Strict but not a killjoy. He’s strict with his kid(s) because he only wants what’s best for them.

*He dishes out the Tomioka discipline, which consist of manners, rules to follow and other things.

*He’s a supportive dad and will do the world to help his kid(s) with whatever they need.

*Overprotective. Mess with his mini-he’s and you’re dead.

*He teaches his children to be independent. 

*He also be the type of dad that will hide his tears when the time has come and his kid(s) are ready to continue their life on their own.

*At the very end, he’s loved them, he’s been there for them since the beginning.

Kochou Shinobu:

*She’s a loving mother. She loves her little one’s to death and raises them well.

*She teaches them of medicine and stuff that would handy in the future.

*Mama means business. She may be loving but heck, she’s scary Mama when there is misbehavior.

“No dessert for a whole month, unless I see those rooms cleaned up.”

*And after that calmly stated threat leaves her lips, the children quickly zips it to clean up.

*Besides loving she’s supporting, but in a few things. She isn’t that permissive, and anything with swords is off limits.

*Does she name a daughter if her first born child is one Kanae? Of course. She does and dresses like her, so she can remember her dear fallen sister.

*This is optional, but she encourages her daughter to go tease on Tomioka’s own kid. The tradition of “no one likes you” runs through the generations. Fufufu.

Kyoujuro Rengoku:

*Every kid’s dad! Not just his, all children, even his fellow Hashira’s kids love him and see him as a their second papa. For how fun and sweet he is.

*He’s the very permissive dad. But it doesn’t mean he permits his children do what they want, sometimes is no. But most of the time yes.

*From the very first time he’s seen his child after being born, he claims them to be the most cutest child in the whole world. Papa Kyou rocks, he’s quite attentive to all the baby’s needs.

*Like any other parents, brats messing his own little flames won’t go without repercussions. That’s the rule, no one messes with his children, you won’t like it.

*He remains enthusiastic and teaches them all the values his mother taught him.

(He may or may not name his first daughter, Ruka. We’ll see.)

*Wasshoi dad, has wasshoi children, they all say “wasshoi” And honestly how cute that is.

*His dad may be alcoholic and a jerk. But Kyoujuro never, I mean NEVER treat his little flames harshly. He’s so proud of them. How could he not be? He brought them to the world, they’re his pride and joy.

*His kids kept his legacy when he died(T-T) and remained smiling and enthusiastic like how their dad would’ve wanted them to be.

Shinazugawa Sanemi:

*Believe or not, he’s a good dad. He’s proud the very first time his wife tells him she’s pregnant.

*When they’re born, he claims them to be his best things ever to happen to him.

“My runts are the best, no other runts can match them. They are great!!”

*He brags that his kids inherited all his goodness. His temper and his outstanding fighting skills. Yes, he trained them when they were pretty young.

*Papa Nemi is a papa that you do not want to see angry. So never, NEVER make him angry.

*His teenage daughter MUST bring a decent boy home. And poor of him if he dares break his princess’ heart, he’ll beat the ever living shit out of him.

*His son MUST win over Tomioka’s kid. The same rivalry is kept even through the next generations.

*One of his daughters is named Shizu and one of his sons is named Genya.

*Little Shinazugawa’s have for dad a super dad.

Kanroji Mitsuri:

*MAMA LOVE MAMA LOVE!! If Shinobu wasn’t already loving, Mitsuri’s even loving with her little puddings! Like the ever loving mum! 

*Her little ones love her more than anything else. She’s been always very precious with them, sweet. A mum that any kid wishes to have.

*She’s like honey itself, so her lil one’s take after her. They all grew up to be just like their sweet lovely mum.

*Mitsuri enjoys baking heart-shaped cookies to them, sugar is a big yes in the family. But to reasonable amounts, she’s loving and fun, sweet, but she also is a responsible mum, knowing well what too much sugar does to kids.

*When she was told she was pregnant she exploded in happiness, saying her little one(s) will have a loving home and life.

*She has all the time of her life to give them attention and affection. No child of her is left out, every single of them are very much loved.

“My little ones are simply the best, I’m glad they are here with me!”

*Speaks to them with love, like she is the Love Hashira, everything love is a thing within her family.

*Mama Love is just the best Mama. Even I would love to have her as my mum!

Iguro Obanai:

*He will have twin daughters, both looking like him. His daughters are his adoration. He’s a full-home time dad. His wife works, but he stays with his little girls.

*I picture him like that sorta type of dad that records all his daughters’ life(It makes sense if this is modern AU)

*Since the day they started talking and called him da-da, he’s developed the baby speech, most proud dads use to their children, specially girls.

“Oooh, who’re my little snakes? Who? You, you”

*Course it’s in his privacy, he wouldn’t live if the others know how he secretly with his daughters.

(I can’t really think more for him, so less headcanons on parenting)

Uzui Tengen:

*Fashion Dad! His children are fashionist just like him. Doing everything with fashion.

*His children are taught martial arts since they could remember.

*He already married to his three wives(I don’t do NSFW, but this has a little mention of it) I can only imagine layind dow with each three at a time, having a very big family.

*His good with kids, so parenting is easy to him but hard sometimes.

(Also short as Obanai’s)

[aranciafiamma]

Kimetsu No Yaiba Fic Rec

So, I’ve seen a couple of underrated fics that I really think needs more love. Mostly genfic. I’m listing them down here with the links and non-spoilery reviews. Yosh!

Party Rock Is In The House Tonight (4483 words) by VillainIHaveDoneThyMother Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iguro Obanai/Kanroji Mitsuri, Kochou Shinobu & Rengoku Kyoujurou, Rengoku Kyoujurou & Uzui Tengen, Pillars Friendship Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyoujurou, Kochou Shinobu, Kanroji Mitsuri, Iguro Obanai, Shinazugawa Sanemi, Himejima Gyoumei, Tomioka Giyuu Additional Tags: Shinobu Makes Horrifying Wine, Pillar Party, Teetotaler Rengoku, Sad Drunk Tomioka, Muichirou is Asleep Under A Table, (He Tried The Wine), Iguro Chapter for Iguro's Birthday Summary:

Legally it qualifies as a frat party. Luckily they’re in Taisho Japan so no one knows what that is.

Rengoku is the Party Chad. He is also the Party Chaperone. He is the Party Chaderone. 

This fic is amazing. The comedy is on point. Everyone is drunk and they’re alive and they’re celebrating, but mostly, they are very very drunk. You just get the feel good vibe that these people really know each other and give each other a lot of shit for it. You know, like a family. Give love to @villainihavedonethymotheronao3​

Fall of the House of Butterfly (2212 words) by HerenorThereNearnorFar Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Kochou Shinobu & Kanae Kochou Characters: Kochou Shinobu, Kochou Kanae, Tsuyuri Kanao, Kanzaki Aoi (Kimetsu no Yaiba) Additional Tags: Hot Takes From The Butterfly Villagers, 'She's Got A Sword So Clearly Something Is Very Wrong or Very Right', POV Outsider, Period Appropriate Light Misogyny, Spoilers for the Latest Arc Summary:

The Kocho sisters invite speculation, concern, and at least one exorcism.

This is written from an outsider’s perspective which is a favorite of mine. But really, I think what makes this fic shine is the historical detail. You can tell the writer did their best to make this accurate and I enjoy how this gives the Kimetsu no Yaiba world more dimension. It’s not just some fictional fantasy realm. This was Japan, in the Taisho-era (1910s), before WW1. Also, some love for the Butterfly Sisters. It plays with how canonically, the Demon Slayer Corps doesn’t exist in the public eye. Send love to @herenortherenearnorfar

Squaresville (2739 words) by Esselle Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agatsuma Zenitsu & Hashibira Inosuke & Kamado Tanjirou & Kamado Nezuko Characters: Kamado Tanjirou, Kamado Nezuko, Agatsuma Zenitsu, Hashibira Inosuke, Kaigaku (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Tomioka Giyuu, Sabito (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Urokodaki Sakonji, Makomo (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Kochou Shinobu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1950s, Friendship, Fluff, 1950s Slang, Diners, Bullying, Motorcycles, Kimetsu no Yaiba Manga Spoilers Summary:

A familiar, insane cackle reaches Tanjiro's ears. The engine sounds get louder, and then suddenly Kaigaku's boys are yelling, scrambling out of the way, forgetting about Nezuko entirely as a grey Harley Davidson hog blazes through their ranks to scatter them.

"Nyahahaha! Boss Inosuke is here!" The rider wears a white tank top stained with grease and motor oil, and a helmet with a boar painted on it. Tanjiro can see his crazed green eyes under the brim. His grin is similarly unhinged as he points at the gang of stunned hooligans. "You wanna rattle, snakes?"

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All Tanjiro wanted was a milkshake at the local malt shop.

This writer is pretty prolific. And their other KnY fic is loads popular. That I’m a little surprised this doesn’t get more love. This is a fun, period-set fic in the 50s that still keeps the characters very much in character despite the different lingos and setting. Also, I’m a sucker for Zenitsu and Kaigaku, and their little messed up dynamic is in the fic. I’m that easy. Also, like overall, there was like a whole vibe of the “Outsiders” novel that I got from this. I mean that in the most complimentary possible because I really liked the Outsiders. Send love to @esselley

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Alright. Now that’s it for the genfics. This is where I go to sea. Time to ship off!

Bloodstruck (7896 words) by GrowingAHead Chapters: 2/? Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Agatsuma Zenitsu/Kaigaku Characters: Agatsuma Zenitsu, Kaigaku (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Kamado Tanjirou, Kamado Nezuko, Hashibira Inosuke Additional Tags: Female Zenitsu, Fem!Zenitsu, Genderbending, Gender Change, Kaigaku is a jerk with a heart of a JERK, Kaigaku progressively getting protective and possessive of his single food source, Slice of Life, More lighthearted than canon, Kimetsu no Yaiba Manga Spoilers Summary:

An AU where Kaigaku turns into a demon a little early. Turns out, he has a rare constitution. He can only consume the blood of the first person he feasted on.

That person happens to be his hated colleague.

And the Demon Slayer Corps ends up taking TWO teams of demon-hunter pair under their wings.

Okay, it is the the King of Trash and his Cowardly Lionheart. Zenitsu is a girl in this one. It works here mostly to put Kaigaku in increasingly stressed out situations. He just wants to live his life conscience and crybaby free. But it looks like he’s getting both in the form of Zenitsu. I’m recommending this purely on how well they get Zenitsu’s voice right. The writer has a fundamental understanding of what drives Zenitsu and that’s her desire to have a family. Which in this case means, she wants to keep her grandfather safe - from Kaigaku and from disappointment (at learning Kaigaku turned into a demon). The disappointment, really, is deadlier than the demon, in this case. 

Also, it’s really fun to watch Kaigaku (Mr. Everyone Else is the Dirt I Walk On) be held hostage by the pinnacle of dirt itself. This is like the demon equivalent of the “Get Along” shirt. And it is beautiful. 

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

Some thoughts on Korekiyo Shinguuji

SPOILERS FOR NEW DANGANRONPA V3, AND THE OTHER ENTRIES TO A LESSER EXTENT

tl;dr version - Korekiyo has the potential for a complex character squandered at every turn to make a caricature we’re supposed to find physically and morally repulsive

I don’t think I’ve seen a male character done so dirty by his own writers than Korekiyo Shinguuji. Like, so much of this guy is just unnecessary creep factor. He’s already a creepy-looking person, in fact he’s probably the Danganronpa character who most screams ‘I’m a murderer’ by appearance alone and it would be an accurate statement. He’s a serial killer, who’s killed close to 100 women by his own confession. He exclusively targets women of good character, under the twisted belief that hey can be friends for his dear departed older sister, and only makes an exception for Shuichi when they become closest of friends, and despite admitting that he considers the class his friends he also admits he would kill literally every girl there for his mission apart from like 2. He’s into bondage in a big way, and in a possibly non-canon Love Hotel scene he basically sexually assaults the protag. He’s also got a sister complex, and they were sexually involved before she died. He either created a tulpa based on her as a coping mechanism or literally channels her spirit, making him come off as a villain who is simultaneously queer-coded, trans-coded and neurodivergent-coded (outside of any further evidence either way), and is the only murderer in the game who is not written as remotely justifiable or sympathetic apart from the mastermind, as well as the only one who accomplishes multiple murders. Even out of the ‘actively-illegal’ territory, Korekiyo is generally seen as creepy and unstable. If it weren’t for the fact Shuichi’s constantly musing how intersting and intelligent the man is, and his perceptiveness in trials, Korekiyo would basically be written with no redeeming features.

Compare the most despicable and villainous characters up to this point, not including the masterminds. Mukuro oscillates wildly between ‘unwilling pawn of evil’ and ‘just as cold and vicious as her sister’. Genocide Jack is a fan-favourite for her wacky personality, for Touko’s character development in UDG, and for, notably, never killing anyone in the entire series apart from backstory. Celestia is still well-loved by fans for her aesthetic, even though she is cruel, manipulative, and shallowly motivated by greed. Komaeda and Kokichi are both more morally abstract than actively evil, are redeemed by their Free-Time Events and for committing suicide to try and catch out the traitor in the party, and the arguments about whether they are good or bad people will not change that they are both among the most popular characters in the series. Fuyuhiko turned from Token Evil Teammate to the Jerk with a Heart of Gold, and his story with Peko is deeply tragic. Angie is disliked for starting a cult, but also liked for her quirky charm and kookiness, and as such is more neutral than disliked. Juuzo Sakakura earned his redemption by ending his killing game, Ruruka Andou was legitimately nice before slipping into paranoia and subterfuge, and Tengen is still generally seen as a cool old guy and a hardened badass even if he orchestrated the Final Killing Game. Kyousuke Munakata was manipulated into a draconian Anti-Despair who would rather kill everyone if it would end despair. And, of course, the actions of the Ultimate Despair can be traced back to manipulation and brainwashing by Junko Enoshima. I would argue the only characters written as being as evil as Korekiyo Shinguuji are the nebulous evil of the Hope’s Peak Steering Committee and masterminds like Junko (incidentally, doesn’t it strike you how Korekiyo and Junko both are cool with murder, incest dynamics, S&M play, and are not too phased about dying when their schemes are revealed?)

It gets worse when you realise that we can’t trust any of these characters’ backstories because of the Flashback Lights implanting false memories into them. Which means that, in a very meta sense, someone (probably the Tsumugi) literally wrote this into him. It’s like they wanted a melting pot of everything awful they could think of and dumped it all into one person. What if Korekiyo had won? He’d have to leave, go back into the real world, with no recollection of who he was and only this twisted homonculus of a personality to go on. And this has been televised, so he’d probably immediately get arrested for murders he never committed.

It’s not that everyone’s got to be good and pure. It’s that Korekiyo seems like too much of a villain sink. Other people have killed twice (Mikan), other people have abused complicated traps that required special architectural assistance that would have been impossible to know without mistakes revealing privileged insight (Gundham, Kirumi), other people have bloodstained backstories (Touko, Peko), others killed in cold blood to silence a potential witness (Celeste, Mikan), others have conducted sexualised abuse (Junko), but few have composited all of these sins into one person. It just feels like lazy writing, is all.

[knightofbalance-13]

http://dudeblade.tumblr.com/post/160346419196/rerwby-that-one-time-miles-admitted-to-not

God fucking damn it, I thought we were pass this!

That one time Miles admitted to “not caring for” Akira, which we can add to his disdain for the Korra finale. You gotta wonder if Monty gave them any quizzes on their anime homework and whether or not Miles passed.

Okay, first off:

1. This is just a fucking rehash of the stupid Legend of Korra debacle which is one of the reasons WHY I’m here in the first place! Just because Miles personally likes or does not like a something doesn’t mean you can attack him for it! This is akin to saying that a person’s personal opinion about something you like is wrong because they personally didn’t like it! Even though you personally disagree with him doesn’t mean you get to insult and attack them for it!

I mean, Monty liked Neon Genesis Evangelion: Does that mean I should go around slandering and attacking Monty because I despise it? NO! Because it’s immature as fuck and moronic as hell! All it does is circle jerk while everyone is aiming guns at you. (Metaphor, I am not being serious here: That is to show hostility) Honestly, you guys are acting worse than the worst fanboys I’ve ever debated against and THAT conversation consisted of the word “No” repeated with the implication I was a caveman for my opinion. Grow the fuck up!

2. This makes it seem like Monty had perfect taste in anime. And for my example, i’m not going to use NGE as I did before but rather an anime I love very near and dear to me: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. That show was wonderfully made and it shows as it is not only Monty’s favorite anime but it was also a big influence on RWBY, down to the core message of “Keep Moving forward: being shared with it. But whenever Monty tried pulling a Gainax in the writing, he failed miserably. Shit like Penny’s screwed up reveal, Raven’s appearence and the Maidens as well as the tropes and cliches used where all shit Gainax pulled off better due to their superior experience. He wasn’t perfect no matter what you people say and just because Miles doesn’t fit into your hipster mold doesn’t mean a damn thing.

And 3. IT WAS A JOKE! This is the second time I have seen the rwde tag get on Miles’ back over a joke! Him saying “I don’t care for Akira” was followed by Barbara saying “You mean you don’t Akira-bout it” is a fucking pun! The title of the video is “Barbara Pun-kleman, Jr.” You missed the joke! On purpose to attack Miles! And I know you missed it on purpose because there is no excuse for this level of obliviousness. You all had more of a reason to get on Taiyang’s back because there was at least the barest shred of subjectivity there. Here, there is no room for error or interpretation. Stop acting like Miles murdered your dog and grow up!