#Teleport pokemon go iphone

[paledoptera]

after COUNTLESS minutes of research i have devised the perfect pokemon team for shoplifting

first, jigglypuff.

an obvious pick for any criminal. busy store? boom, after one song all the security and any witnesses are knocked out. why don't any of the criminal teams use jigglypuffs?!?! second, gengar.

consider this.

gengar can "appear almost anywhere" GENGAR CAN TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS gengar can go to the back room and steal shit that hasn't even been STOCKED ON THE SHELVES YET i could send gengar in and it could LITERALLY appear ANYWHERE IN THE SHOP. it's like a teleporting chaos gremlin. this is only true if gengar has a corporeal form however, which i have found IS TRUE

gengar has SEVERAL physical moves like sucker punch and lick, which would mean it HAS to have a physical form and can indeed shoplift shit. OH AND GUESS WHAT TM GENGAR CAN LEARN

YEAH. PERFECT SHOPLIFTING BUDDY this isn't even considering the potential for fast-travel. if gengar can pick up stuff and bring it with them through their multidimensional travel, they are ALSO the PERFECT getaway driver. police running at me? GRAB ME GENGAR AND TELEPORT ME TO THE WOODS. the last two are two that i think would synergize very well. while gengar is my main shoplifter/getaway driver and jigglypuff is my distraction, greninja and meowscarada are respectively my demolitions expert and my backup

greninja is, first of all, a literal ninja. stealth is NO issue. second:

THEY CAN MAKE WATER SPLIT METAL. LET ME REPEAT. THEY CAN MAKE WATER. SPLIT METAL. iphone chained down? no problem!! greninja fucks that shit up. lockdown happens and walls come down? my PRESSURE WASHER FROG CAN FUCK THOSE METAL DOORS UP meowscarada is also a master of stealth, having reflective fur. AND GUESS WHAT

IT CAN MAKE FLOWER-SMOKE BOMBS. WHAT BETTER COMBINATION IS THERE THAN A SMOKE-BOMB THROWER AND A FUCKING NINJA???? in conclusion, if i was ever in the pokemon world every tesco, walmart and hungry jacks around the world would fear me. i would be the shadow of corporations. i would be UNTOUCHABLE and i would eat shoplifted marshmallows with my happy poke-gang in the woods every night

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