#Techno and Tommy haven't even met yet....

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Guys I miss Temporal Transcendence(it is literally my own WIP)

[kenjo-arts]

What was everyone’s wishes are you willing to give that information yet

Ok so wishes right, they can inform what kinda powers the character ends up with too. In general I'm keeping the wishes kinda... vauge also because alot of the au isn't 100% developed but here's a few of what I think is the wishes unless i change my mind later:

C!Techno, wished to be able to feed his family with infinite pigs. He... Ended up with a power to transform into a pig. A pig that could be "eaten" infintely. Which also gave him the ability to regenerate his body easily. His magical boy outfit is a knight, tho it's changed since he first became a magical boy, originally it's a knight because he dreamed of becoming a knight as a child.

c!Wilburs wish is more shaky, meaning i haven't really worked out the specifics yet. But in basic he wished for power and ability and to be seen because he wants to prove himself. He didn't know about magic for a long time and when he found out what his dad was hiding from him he wanted to prove he could stand by his Dad and be an amazing magical boy and that he wasn't useless. Philza who knows the secret of magical kids was of course horrified to find out his son had made a wish because he wanted to prove himself to him.

c!Philza's wish is something he hasn't shared with anyone but his wife. Though people speculate he wanted freedom or to be able to rise above everyone since he got wings.

c!Tommy's wish was styled after what he thought c!Dream's power is. It was during a fight with a witch where c!Wilbur got injured and c!Tommy by kyubey's insistance that if Wilbur wasn't healed he might die, made a wish to be able to heal him just like Dream once healed Tommy when he'd gotten in the way of a witch and so he got the power to heal! He also has a few diffrent smaller powers and abilities on the side like his ability to "float/glide" which come through in his design comes from his wants to be free from the goverment systems as an orphan.

c!Sapnap made a wish to be strong and be able to save people. He'd met c!Bad before becoming a magical boy who told him not to, but when he encounterd with a witch who had people marked, he decided to save them because he knew he couldn't get to Bad in time despite Bad's warnings against it.

c!George's wish is more pragmatic and somewhat selfish.

c!Dream's wish was to save c!Sapnap when kyubey brought him to a fight he'd been having agaisnt a strong witch! It was bit of a rush but he got the ability to enhance others and himself and boost/strength magic. Basically his basic abilities is a bit like enchanting and potion effects. He learned "normal" healing himself on the side which is how he could heal Tommy before he became a magical boy since his ability to heal magical kids works by boosting/strengthening magic so their natural magical healing work again as it cleans soul gems when they're are getting muddied.

c!Bad's wish was made so long ago he doesn't even remember it anymore. He'd like to think he wished for good things but sometimes he feels the fact he transforms into a demon is proof he didn't. And Kyubey isn't telling him

[simplyasimpformen]

Technoblade(xreader) HC's that make me wanna cry(also, this isn't irl Techno, this is his persona on the SMP)

Will cook you dinner every night, unless you want to ofc, and will love your cooking nonetheless.

He's a huge cat person, there I said it.

He loves the winter since there never were different seasons in the Nether.

Will sit by an unlit fireplace and read a book about mythology.

Favourite food is prolly steak and mashed potatoes.

He loves it when you and Steve are together, yet will pretend to be angry that Steve is tryna take you away from him.

First few nights sleeping in the same bed were a bit awkward, tho he quickly warmed up to your presence and now can't sleep without you next to him.

You have a cat(this is undebatable idc), his name is Chunky, he is absolute chonckers and Techno loves him very much.

Will cuddle with Chunky on the couch and read in peaceful silence.

Even with his monotone voice, you ask Techno to sing to you, which he does reluctantly so.

You first had a house next to his, but then you two moved in with each other, now your house stands open.

You two will listen to music discs while cooking, cleaning or just chilling.

Let's you braid his hair and play with it, it's relaxing for him.

It's become a regular for you to make tea for the both of you when you get home from trips to the nether or close by villages.

He'll teach and train you how to defend yourself and will spar against you.

If you already know all that, you two would just mainly focus of sparring.

He would help you with house chores, like cleaning and shit.

He first introduced Tommy as his younger brother, but then you found out later that he was actually adopted.

You knew Phil before you met Techno.

Phil was actually the one to set you two up with each other, since he knew you two would instantly click with each other.

Phil is definitely that parent that just wants grandchildren.

Bro would be like-

"So.. when is it?", Philza asked as he placed the cup of tea he was holding down. "Uh.. when is what?", Technoblade asked as he stared at his adoptive father quizzically.

"When am I going to be a grandfather?", Phil asked, causing you to choke on your tea as you were taking a sip, Techno slightly patting your back as you calm down, all while staring at the man he came to see as a father in shock and embarrassment.

With a slight blush, Techno cleared his throat and tried to speak, but he was still shocked from his father's previous question that no words came out, and instead all that was heard were croaking sounds.

Clearing your throat and take hold of Techno's hands, calming him down as you stare at Phil. "We haven't considered children yet, Phil, but believe me- we might have one on the way soon with the way-", stopping you mid sentence, Technoblade clears his throat and puts his hand a top yours and gives it a small squeeze, telling you to shut up.

"ahem- yeah-"

That's it, sorry :(

[wildcardjoey]

Joey I just had the FUNNIEST idea for the dsmp hc au. Consider the facts:

1. The End is banned on the DSMP

2. Grian brought the tegg with him onto the rocket

3. Mama birb-brained Grian. What I'm saying is:

Tommy: holy shit that's a big egg you got there G Man what's tha-

Grian: HISSSSSSS

Tommy:

Tommy: noted.

"Wooow" was Ghostboo's first reaction to seeing the dragon egg.

He'd come to visit him where the Boatem Crew were staying and Tommy opted to show him, since Ranboo and the Dragon were both creatures from that mythical dimension.

"Cool right?"

"Why haven't you stolen it yet?" Ghostboo reached out to touch it.

"Don't-" Ghostboo put his hand against it, and then... nothing.

Tommy looked stunned, thencalmed quickly. He nearly had a panic attack just then.

"Right, you are part enderman."

"What does that-"

"Back away first."

Ghostboo reluctantly took a few steps away from the egg.

"I've never seen you this scared of anything."

"Well, you haven't met Groin. The egg would normally teleport when someone touches it. I can't even put it back and pretend I didn't touch it because he just knows."

"That doesn't explain why you're afraid of him. You're intimidated by Techno, but that's because he's scary, not because of his chat's omnipresence. I doupt you'd be this scared of Puffy when she's being protective of Foolish like this."

"It's different. You know like how in old stories fairies are like, not evil, but, alien?" Ghostboo nods. "The Hermits are like that sometimes. Groin especially. With them, I never know if the'll curse me, or turn my house upside down, or find a very inventive way to kill me, or if they're being genuine they may gift me riches beyond my wildest imagination. But Groin hates me. I touch the egg and it's the end for me. His way of showing endearment usually gets himself and the the target of affection killed and I don't want to see what happens to people he genuinely wants gone, or he considers a threat to his dragon child."

"You are taking this very seriously for someone you actively choose to call Groin."

"We all cope differently. You disassociated completely the second you died."

"I sure did. You should try it sometime"

"No thank you"

"Is this the same guy who renovated the prime path and everything around it in like, a day?"

"The others took shifts helping a bit, but yea, that was mostly him."

"Not that is worth being afraid of."

[adelior]

Name: Unconditionally

Author: R. Adelio

Genre: Romance, Minecraft, Comedy, Fluff

Main Lead: Technoblade, Dreamwastaken, DreamXD

Female Lead: Reader

Chapter: 2

Special Addition: Tchnomaid

Letters: 7,463

Tags: Kissing, Deep Kisses, Fluff

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You felt Niki wrap her arms around you, including Tommy and Tubbo. Fundy stood by the entrance with Eret leaning against the wall. "We thought you'd never come back" Niki admitted, tears pouring out of her eyes. "What do you mean? Did something happen?" Tommy pushed himself away from the embrace and looked at Wil, giving him a slight nod.

"Dream has taken away our traveling rights to the Nether. We only found out not too long ago, and when Niki told me you went to get spider eyes from the piglin market I was scared you were going to get trapped in there forever."

"And this is all because I trespassed their fucking territory?!" You questioned, clenching your fists. "Well," Fundy started, stroking his fingers through his hair. "Dream has always been seen as someone strict and demanding. I'm not surprised he's doing this. If we want to gain his trust back we need to go contact... him." He elaborated, making sure to exaggerate the last word.

"Him?" You, Tommy, and Tubbo asked in unison, confused on what Fundy meant. "Men who are on neither side, with odd genetics." Wilbur pinched the bridge of his nose, seeming disappointed that they'd have to go that far as to contact these 'Men'

"Oh!" Tommy perked up, instantly standing. "You mean Techno and Phil?! I haven't fucking seen them in ages! I wonder how they're doing" Eret cleared his throat, gaining everyone's attention. "This might just be a rumor but I heard that they are no longer staying in the inn. They moved to a cold tundra where barely anyone inhabits"

"Tundra... We'll have to look more into it." Wilbur shrugged his jacket off, gently wrapping it around you. You looked into his eyes, you could see a mix of emotions, but you weren't too sure on what they were. "Everyone, except for [Name], get ready. We're going to be visiting an old friend."

"Wait a second, why can't I come-" You stood up, only to be stopped by Wilbur himself. "[Name], you still need to finish brewing the potions. Besides you don't know the vicinity well better than we do, you've only been here for a year and a hal-"

"But I don't want to feel useless Wil, please let me come with you I'll do anythi-" The brunette lifted his hand, causing you to stop in place as the rest of the group walked out of the nether portal room. Tubbo looked back, giving you a compassionate smile before following everybody else. "It's best if you stay here. That's an order as your Leader."

"Wh.." You stood there, completely in shock. Never have you experienced Wilbur giving you orders that you were against, especially because it made the both of you seem distant. "I'm sorry." Was all he said before walking away.

The rest of the day was spent alone in your office, lazily brewing the potions that you were ordered to finish. You understood why he made that decision, you knew better than to question his motives. But even so, leaving you alone in this empty house was suffocating.

You darted your gaze over to his leather jacket, the one he gently placed on your shoulders. It was enough to make your heart skip a beat. 'No, I shouldn't' Shaking your head, you put the ingredients away and placed the finished potion bottles into the chest.

Deciding that you should spend the rest of your day exploring the facility, you shrugged your sweater on and turned to follow a path that led to a cave once you left the building. Something that has been catching your attention ever since you arrived. You've never really explored this route, nor did you question anybody about it.

"Do not enter.." You mumbled as you softly swiped your hand over the carvings of the wooden sign. "Shit, then this is probably dangerous." Stepping back, you were about to turn around but you hear a faint voice coming from deep inside the cave, urging you to go further in.

"Come here, human." The voice singsonged, it was comforting yet deep, a voice that sounded similar to the one that Clay had. You looked back as a soft breeze escaped the entrance of the cavern. Usually, when facing obscure and suspicious areas such as this one, you tend to stir away, not wanting to cause any trouble.

But this is different, the voice is so soothing to the point your legs moved on their own. Panic surged through your veins, unable to stop yourself from going deeper into the cave. It was dark, you couldn't see anything but a singular light at the end of the tunnel.

"Good girl.." The masculine voice praised, your cheeks warmed, eyes tightly shut. You refused to see what was beyond you, feeling the presence of something much more superior than yourself. "What is the matter? Are you afraid of me?" It questioned, causing you to vigorously shake your head.

The being chuckled, crouching to your level until his face was close to yours. "I've never seen a beautiful human such as yourself before." He brushed a singular finger over your closed eyelids, only tempting you to open them. "What the hell are you..-" You asked, gulping as you feel its hand travel towards your neck.

You couldn't move, you were unable to lift a single hand. And even if you did you don't think you'd have the courage to hit whatever was in front of you. "It is futile for you to know who I am, human."

The both of you stayed in silence for a few seconds, until you feel the warmth of someone pressing their lips against yours. You quickly opened your eyes, only to be met with a dazzling emerald gaze. "What are y-" Once your lips parted, he deepened the kiss, sliding his tongue into your mouth where your muscles danced.

"Sleep my gem," You heard his voice in your head, "We will meet again soon." Darkness, the next second you saw nothing but the void. "This is simply a see you next time gift." He whispered against your mouth, a smirk breaking out.

Your body jolted forward, causing you to wake up from your slumber. You quickly looked around, scanning your surroundings, it was your bedroom. "What the hell, was that all just a dream?" The realization hit you when you blinked the tiredness away. 'I JUST MADE OUT WITH SOME RANDOM MAN IN MY DREAM-'

You slouched forward, pounding your fist against the bed. 'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME-' The more you think about how the kiss made you feel the more your face burned. "UGHHHHHHHHHHH" Throwing one of your pillows towards the door, you didn't expect Wilbur to show up, the cushion hitting his face.

"Oh shit-"

Wil stared at you in confusion, pillow in hand. "Is something wrong?" He asked, walking to where you sat on your bed. "No, don't worry about it" You lied, darting your eyes anywhere but the man who you crushed on. The feeling of guilt surging through you as you recalled the 'dream'

"It doesn't look like it." He sighed, sitting at the end of your bed. "[Name], did something happen when we were gone?"

"HM?" You snapped your head towards him, causing the brunette to jump a bit. "Oh nothing at all, hahaaahhah" Awkwardly laughing, you forced out a cough. "Why do you ask-"

"Well... When we arrived you were passed out in your office. You seemed drained so I carried you here. It's been 19 minutes."

"Oh, I was just tired there's no need to worry!" Sitting there with a dumbfounded expression, the image of the man you kissed in your dream flashed in your head. 'Why am I so shameless..-' You silently cursed yourself for imagining it once more, a random man out of all things. Despite your reassuring words, Wil looked at you as if he had something on his mind.

"If you say so."

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ec: @quacobs (instagram)

[occultdaddy]

Some thoughts for the karlnapity fae au I wrote a while ago. I'm thinking about working on it again. (and might rewrite part 1 for ao3) Some of this will be spoilers.

Karl is a monarch in a Seelie court. (I haven't decided on the courts in this au yet.) As said monarch he has the ability to alter the flow of time in his court, Seelie lands, and maybe even other parts of the Faerie. But not without great risks. Messing with time is always dangerous.

Sapnap is Karl's knight, and an Unseelie. One of the few, if not only, in Karl's court. Seelies tend to look down upon Unseelie, but you're pretty fucked if you show any of that infront of Karl. He has a lot of scars and while Unseelie warriors&knights usually tend to take pride in them, Sapnap's are hidden away under clothes and armor. The one on his throat and the cut in his brow are the exceptions. Sapnap knows more about humans than Karl as he's very close friends with Dream and George.

Quackity is human and a university student. Appearently in his friend group he's one of the few not in know about the fae.

I'm thinking BadBoyHalo is a wild fae. Wild fae are those not associated with any court. In this he's not Sapnap's father, but he did take care of him for a while.

Dream is human, but he's sligthly fae touched. He has a mask that lets him traverse the faerie on his own more easily and safely. George is also human and pretty close friend with Quackity as well.

Wilbur is half fae who pass as human. When Quackity finally finds out, some of the weird stuff he's said and done suddenly makes a lot more sense. Wilbur and Quackity are friends. Wilbur owns and works at the little book café Quackity likes to study at. He also lives in the appartment above the book café.

Philza was human. The thing about the Faerie is the longer you stay in it, the more it changes you. The Faerie and its people also happened to really take a liking to him, even long before he married one of the most powerful Unseelie Queens. Technically his title is royal consort, but her people regards him as their beloved King almost as much as she is their loved Queen.

Technoblade, Tubbo, and Tommy are all human. Techno is scarier than most fae and even to a lot of fae folk... That is if you don't know him. Tubbo and Tommy are def trouble makers than need to be saved from the Faerie from time to time.

Techno pretends to be upset that his best friend went off to basically be an unseelie King, but is extremely happy for him. Wilbur is how Phil and Kristin met. No actual family ties, but found family for sure.

Ranboo doesn't know he's fae, but he is a secretly a court heir. He befriends Tubbo and then Tommy and eventually somehow gets folded into the entire friend group.

Fundy is fae. There's some human in there, but generally if you're more than half fae you are fully considered fae. Half fae who can't pass as human and/or stays in the Faerie for long enough are often counted as fully fae as well. Sneaky fox you both love and hate.

I haven't decided on Niki, but felt bad leaving her out P: regardless of what she is, she has her own bakery and supply baked goods for Wilbur's book café.

Antfrost and Awesamdude are also wild fae. Though unlike BBH who has always been one, they used to be court affiliated.

Skeppy is a seelie, but mostly stays either with Bad or in the human ream. He often try to troll Technoblade, and fails. He usually wears glamour to look human even in the Faerie.

Callahan is jötunn. (This is me bringing in more lore from my own story. Sorry not sorry) Jötnar are forces of nature, even more so than fae. He's one of the few that are still around and actually interacts with others, even if he doesn't speak.

Ponk??? Human??? Yes.

Punz is human and Purpled is his younger fae brother.

Connor is Sonic.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Heyyooooo, hope all is well!!

Saw you had a miraculous au, and with the new season, wondered if you had any headcannons 🤔

But also questions! Who's hawkmoth is this au, since it was Adrien s father, is it phil or maybe like Dream? His poor Gogy is Emilie😂

And is there a ladybug and Chat noir or does Wilbur have some other partner? Did Wilbur meet Tommy the borrower before or after his miraculous and do they have like a goodish relationship with Wilbur leaving him things to help out while Tommy hides away🙃he does not want to be perceived

Also also does Wilburs kwami have the shows personality, or maybe like Quackity😂😂

hello!! likewise 🙃

i do!! i haven't seen the new season yet unfortunately, so no headcannons for that :'(

buut i do have a bit of worldbuilding for it,,, i hope this will suffice :D

hawkmoth is dream in this au and has the snake miraculous (i'm switching the powers for each miraculous in this au, i haven't rlly figured out any of theirs yet so bear with me lol), and george is actually nathalie (he's got cat miraculous. cat gogy for the win. but don't worry he doesn't have cataclysm) C: i haven't figured dream's backstory yet but it probably won't have to do with love,, (i mean i could totally make fundy emilie LMAO)

ladybug and chat noir, seeing as the powers are switched around and george has the cat miraculous, don't exist. instead they're replaced with a trio of people--wilbur, phil, and techno :) (wil has a sheep miraculous, phil & techno's are obvious. take a wild guess lol)

OKAY SO TOMMY IN THIS AU

wilbur and tommy have never met, not even as wil as a citizen. the trio is completely unaware that tommy exists! i'm going to keep where tommy lives a secret until next time,,,,

ANYWAY

i am really not sure what i'm going to do for kwamis. i could technically make them how they'd be in the show but to be completely honest, visualizing them as a part of a real life world and not an animated one is kiinda creepy, so maybe i could go with more humanoid kwamis? tommy is essentially a messed up kwami, where he's more of a hero then a 'servant' but that's not to say that there's other versions of him that act more like how tikki and other kwamis do, where they have like an undying worship for their humans kinda? but seeing as tommy has never met another kwami, maybe he doesn't know this and thinks that he is the only one :0

wow you're giving me good ramble worldbuilding, thank you! :DD

ooor i could just make it so when a holder turns a certain age they have enough power to transform on their own and don't need the kwami anymore

hmmmm

I DON'T KNOW BUT HOPEFULLY I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING SOON

[lunarose-moonflower]

So me and @im-a-star-boy made a Pokemon au and I'm going to forcibly subject to everyone to it

I will not be elaborating on the Pokemon we chose nor will I be elaborating on the nicknames ♥️

"h" stands for hisuian

Ranboo

Was abandoned in the forest at a young age and raised by Pokemon for a good part of his life a little feral but he's grown out of it mostly literally just got found by Tubbo and Tommy one day and brought home he doesn't battle because growing up in the forest every battle that happened between Pokemon had real and legitimate stakes so he can just never do it for fun but he is a contest star / coordinator!

shiny zoroark (ender chest)

shiny h zoroark (ender pearl)

mimikyu (pikaboo)

altaria (Fluffy)

malamar (Jjjjjjjjeffrey)

garchomp (cuddles)

Tommy

He was a combination of a foster kid and also kind of homeless depending on how attentive his current foster parents were he grew up kind of learning to fend for himself in the city and probably got major trust issues because of it he was eventually found and picked up by Phil, has the typical dream of being the very best that there ever was but only evolves his Pokemon sometimes he's a gym trainer

nickit (Walter)

braviary (Henry)

rotom (Zipper)

galvancula (shroud)

plusle (cherry)

monferno (Theseus)

Tubbo

A gym trainer like Tommy except he is very dead set on his goal of becoming champion and makes sure his Pokemon are the very best they can be we're unsure if he was also kind of a foster kid like Tommy or came from not so great home but either way he ended up with Phil and him and Tommy travel together frequently along with Ranboo

vespiquen (Elizabeth)

dubwoo (Rider)

minun (blueberry)

walrain (Big Bertha)

daranitan (monké)

Dragonite (Rocky)

Phil

He's a gym leader we haven't really decided for sure yet but I'm just going to say for now that he's the 8th one rather than having a specific type specialty he's more of just a typical bird catcher kind of trainer so it's more like a theme to his gym rather than a solid type he met Kristen while they were both doing their journeys and they fell in love with the course of it but unlike Kristen who became the full-blown champion he was content with his role as gym leader

decidueye(Alistair)

corviknight (zephyr)

h braviary (Reginald)

skarory (Stymphalian)

talonflame (Phoenix)

tocannon (Aurora)

Wilbur

We haven't decided if he's also a gym leader but we do know that he sometimes participates in contests not often enough for it to be a career but it's definitely a sort of hobby he did the gym challenge when he was younger but didn't become champion

prmarina (siren)

snom (Milo )

Trevenant (pechanga)

sawsbuck (oleander)

beware (Friend)

lopunny (Lily)

Techno

Also went on a journey the same time Wilbur did and we also don't know if he's a gym leader or not nowadays he just mostly does his own thing hanging out with his family and his Pokemon was rivals with dream back in the day and even though he's stronger than dream and always beats him when they do battle he didn't become an elite four member like dream did and frankly he's perfectly fine with that

Embore (herakles)

bareatic (Steve)

boltund (Zeus)

miteyena (Thanatos)

Arcanine (Hestia)

mid lycanrocc (Hades)

Kristen

She is the champion and has held that title for over a decade simultaneously the most feared and respected trainer in the region many have tried to claim her title and many have failed she doesn't intend on giving up her spot anytime soon but she's welcoming any challengers to try provided they have all of the badges of course

honchkrow (Malachi)

Mismagius (melancholy)

Slazzle (Aphrodite)

Haxorus (guardian)

gothatell (Eliana)

Vaporeon (borealis)

[shyrose57]

Rlly love how nice u are abt this all!!! Also ur questions rlly got the cogs in my brain turnin for this au, so ty for that! :3 -🐻

To answer some of the serious questions:

Em primarily stays in his human form. Since he didn't like shifting out of his piglin form as a child he knows that no one knows yet that Michael is a hybrid, and so it's easier to hide his identity this way.

The only item of interest that he has on him is a book which he says is his journal/diary whenever anyone asks. It's labelled "DO NOT READ" in ender (bc like father like son), but he never lets anyone get a close enough look at the book for them to figure that out.

He never really tells anyone how old he is, but then again no one really asks, it's pretty obvious he's a teenager so everyone assumes he's in the same age range as the other minors, maybe a little younger.

No one's really suspicious about his sudden appearance, more curious if anything. Most don't really make a connection between his appearance and Dream's imprisonment, but why would they? Sure, it's a little odd some teenager appears after the server admin's imprisonment, but that's easily chalked up to coincidence. That being said, there are people suspicious for other reasons. Two of which are Quackity and Karl. Karl's only met Em a few times, but there's something familiar about him. But that can't be right, because he's never encountered Em before in the other times he's seen. He knows there's something up with Em, but with his memory deteriorating it's hard to put the pieces together. Quackity is suspicious because he thinks there's something off about Em. Call him crazy, but the way Em interacts with him is just so different compared to how he interacts with everyone else. He's colder with Quackity, and he doesn't understand why.

Em is pretty awkward when interacting with everyone on the server. Originally, he didn't want to interact with anyone much outside of small pleasantries, but it gets hard to do that when everyone is so pleasant and social with you. Besides, some of these people aren't around anymore in his time, so it's hard not to spend time with them.

Em steered clear of his parents in the start (which was actually pretty easy since they were busy doing their own thing and they hadn't actually married yet), but after they brought Michael to the Overworld they went to Em for advice on piglin stuff because "Hey! Em's a piglin hybrid, maybe there's stuff about piglins that he knows that could help us!" and while Em's hesitant at first, the fact that they care so much makes him really emotional so he agrees.

Em knows about Karl's timetraveling, because how else would he have found out about time traveling? He was never particularly close to Karl in his time, with how far his memory had deteriorated by then, but seeing Karl from this time with his memory being so much better still sorta hurts.

I still haven't figured out what exactly happened for Em to jump back, but I have figured out that before everything goes to shit, the Snowchester and Las Nevadas conflict escalates to the point that one day Tubbo and Ranboo just. Never come home. After that Tommy becomes Em's guardian, and while he never actually learns what happened to them, it's pretty easy to put the pieces together.

As for some of the less serious questions:

Whenever someone asks if Em is short for, he always gives different and increasingly ridiculous answers. (I'd give an example but I'm not clever enough for that)

Em occasionally babysits Michael (which is sorta weird at first and the weirdness never really goes away, but he gets used to it) and Michael just thinks he's really cool. Not as cool as Uncle Tommy, but still super cool.

Em is a hundred percent on for pranks and stuff, and once he gets comfortable in the time period, he starts doing quite a few.

He can definitely speak Piglin! While it's not as good as it could be, it's definitely pretty good. Especially since he had Tommy to help him from getting rusty (i am a firm believer of the "Tommy can speak piglin bc he was raised alongside Tehcno" hc). He can't speak Enderian, but he understands it. He also knows how to read and write in it.

He's not the best at fighting, but he can certainly hold his own in a fight. He tends to try and outsmart his way out of fights, though.

Happy to help!

Mkay, mkay. What's his human form look like? Scars, hair length/style? We got any braids in there? When does Michael originally shift-which is an option to expose Em, if somebody noticed the resemblance.

What are the adventures of this 'DO NOT READ' book, considering how much trouble Ranboo's own get into with such a title.

Does Karl have some sort of sense because of his time travel that makes Em odd to him? Or has he perhaps met him? Or will meet him? Or did some Doomed version of him? I'm not actually sure about that last one, do Karl's doomed/lost selves have any effect on him even? And Em's cold towards Quackity? Two out of three fiances find 'em suspicious huh? What did-or, what will Quackity do to warrant such behavior? Is there anyone else Em's a bit cold toward, or otherwise?

Pleasant and social? Why's that? Who exactly talks to him then? I imagine quite a few are less than, well. Pleasant and social, as you put it, considering recent events, so who exactly does he end up interacting with if he gets a warm welcome?

Oh? Do we get bonding then? If so, how so? What sort of advice does he give them?

Did Em learn about time travel from afar-like, see Karl do it and stick around to learn more, or was it like a whole distant/dying mentor thing in a short amount of time? Does he do anything to help Karl? Since Em learned about time travel from Karl in some way, is his memory similarly effected, or does he know some way to fight the effects of that? Has he had any experiences with the Inbetween and Other Side?

Oh no, that's really not good. Poor Em. So the conflict took his parents, huh? How does this effect things for him, once in the past-considering he's face to face with his parents' apparent killer? And since this would be soon after Dream's imprisonment, that means it's a bit before Las Nevadas is formed, right? How does Em feel about Foolish-considering he's part of Snowchester at the time? How does he feel about Snowchester's current residents What's his life like once his parents are gone?

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Emergency, Empirical, Empire, Chemistry, Emerald, Emma, Emergence, Semi, Email. Those are a few that could work.

How does babysitting go? Is Michael a good child, or is Em silently apologizing to his parents for being a gremlin when he was younger?

Who's the first to fall to his mischief? Is he ever discovered as the culprit, or does he get away with it?

Does Techno or Tommy ever decide to try and drag him into a talk, since he can? How does that go? Do the Bee Duo try and get him to translate for Michael? Since Em understands Ender, does he ever have any encounters with Enderboo? If so, how do those go?

Any favored weapons of his? Long range, mid-range, or short?

Also, is there anything you'd like me to tag this as so you can find it easier? 

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Awsamdude/Technoblade- Rumor Has It

For my beloved @sugarandspicebutnonice

Warnings: sexual innuendo

    Techno was a great Prince. He worked hard to keep his family's name in good graces. All of Phil's boys worked hard to keep their names held high with respect. Tommy was known around for keeping sprits high, any ball or formality with Tommy was always known as the best to attend.

   His older brother Wilbur was a skilled artisan with music. Always teaching and making new sounds like it wasn't any struggle. Anyone could find him out in the court yard with a guitar in hand. Humming and singing a casual song.

   The eldest, Technoblade was a skilled swordsman and statists. Anytime he was called into a meeting, the others shuddered knowing he would trump them all. He made swinging a sword look like art. Trust me, you would know.

   You had a wonderful relationship with techno for a long time. But sadly, you both had parted away from each other. Of course, it was on all good terms, He was more concerned with the kingdom rather than establishing a strong and sturdy relationship.

   You, being a knight- fully understood. But you also choose to be a bit selfish about it. You truly wished for him to give you a bit of attention at least when together. He could be such a ladies man when he choose to in public, yet when it came to the two of you he just became closed off and anything but warm. Even behind closed doors it was lacking some spark of passion.

   So you both agreed it was best to let things lie.

  But what left you with a sour taste was how quickly he moved on.

   You would give him the benefit of the doubt of course, he was a well known man. She could have been someone he had met previously, and during your break off she was there to talk it out with him.

She, she ain't real

   But something about her screamed fake, her smile and movements seemed too thought through. Her words all laced with a sickening sweet hum, it also didn't help she giggled at basically anything techno said.

    Plenty of times you sat with the general and talked about how dense she came off. Respectfully, you had assumed Tech would have went for a well educated woman such as yourself. But after seeing her- you wondered if that type was in short supply.

   Anything she did, she would just bat her eyes and he was wrapped around his finger.

   It honestly made Sam and you laugh.

She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will

   As much as you started to loathe the woman, techno wasn't yours anymore. Thus you started getting closer to Sam. Both of you connecting on how your past relationships had been. Well you were casted aside, Sam was flatly cheated on.

   Of course knowing that, your heart ached for him. Sam was a well educated and handsome man with a heart of gold. Respectfully his whole job was centered on protecting and serving the people.

   Jumping into a relationship was Sam was like practically nothing. You promised him all the love in the world, and just like you, he promised to give you the same.

   And love each other you did.

She is a stranger

   Techno did see you grow close to his general, and honestly it didn't set well with him.

   He liked the woman he was with, but he also had known you since childhood. You both had played within the court yard plenty of times to claim it as your own.

   Sam didn't do that with you. Sam had only started to know you when you joined the ranks.

   Techno would often catch himself watching you and Sam spar. His eyes would watch as Sam's hand grabbed at your waist, gripping your hips and using his own to throw you off balance. He hated how close your bodies were.

   At one point he couldn't help but pull you aside and ask why you let him touch you. But that conversation drove spikes through his heart. "How can you just let him touch you like that?! He’s practically all over your body! You wouldn't let me touch you like that- and You and I have history" he yelled not believing what he saw.

   When your face twisted in front of him into disgust, he thought you were almost joking. "The hell is with you?! I'm not your girlfriend! Or don't you remember!?" You yelled at him. Lightly shoving him back from you. "Don't tell me where he can, and cannot touch me" You sneered. In all his years he never saw you so heated.

Sure, she's got it all

   Truthfully you saw techno leave you as a drop to his pride. He dropped a knight for a soft noble girl. A girl babied all her life. You knew as soon as she was exposed to blood she would have fainted like a goat in pasture. But in the end of the day, you weren't sleeping with her so what did it matter?

But, baby, is that really what you want

   Arguments between Technoblade and you had become more frequent. Sam let you duke it out, he knew he had no place to tell you to leave it be. Sam also didn't appreciate how fast Techno jumped onto your case about finding someone else.

   Although he knew it irked you about Techno moving on, you never got in his face about it like he would. Sam viewed this as your way of showing you were the bigger person.

   On one particular day he found the arguments amusing. Techno had started up again when Sam was publicly teasing you. Well techno found your back talking distasteful, Sam relished with how powerful you were.

   Listening to techno ramble off on his pathetic reasonings left you a laughing mess, even to the point you cut his argument off. "Bless your soul, you've got you're head in the clouds, she's going to use you like a fool!" You laughed in his face.

   His jaw tightened as he spat at your words, pointing at Sam. "You made a fool out of you General. She doesn't even love you- Your wasting your time on a-" at Tech's words you couldn't help but push back even harder for him targeting Sam.

   "How dare you say that. Your common penny is getting around more than I- And, boy, she's bringing you down!" You called out. Putting a finger to his chest. "She made your heart melt- But its all a lie!" You didn't stop their, you had more to say to him. "She thinks your all that- a fairy tale prince to save her dreams! But you're cold to the core" you said to him. Causing him to back off.

   "Besides. Now rumor has it she ain't got your love anymore"

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh

   You weren't lying. Their were plenty of rumors going around saying she was sleeping with others besides Techno. Although Sam and you had no proof to this. Your hunches seemed right.

   On one day, Sam had left for a out of village meeting. You really didn't mind, you trusted him enough and knew he wouldn't do anything behind your back.

   But sadly you wished to go with him. Techno had asked for you to join him for a round of chess. Something you both greatly enjoyed when together. But now you knew there was meaning to the game.

   Sure enough when you sat with in in the court yard, he brought up Sam.

   "You know he is much older than you..." he said as he moved his knight across the board.

   "And She is half your age" you said flatly. Picking your pawn up. "But I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed" you said moving it to where you pleased. His brows drew together in slight anger. But he did try and keep his calm.

   "I heard you've been missing me" he said, a small smirk growing on his lips. He found pride within those rumors. Knowing that you still supposedly whined and withered about for him.

   Of course, you knew he was gravely mistaken.

   "You've been telling people things that you shouldn't be" you said carefully. Knowing he was probably behind the rumors somehow.

   Techno took this moment to see if he still had a effect on you. Usually during chess you both would flirt a bit. So naturally, he took the chance. "Like when we creep out and she ain't around" he said bemused, your face twisting into disgust again.

   "I sneak out to see Sam... besides Haven't you heard the rumors" you said moving your queen. When he didn't respond you laughed. He didn't even under stand. "Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds" you said, fully amused within the moment.

   "C'mon darlin... I know you fell hard for me when we started dating..." he cooed to you. Your eyes darting up like daggers.

   "You made a fool out of me" you said to him. Wanting to get your point across. Well he moved his pawns about you took your moment to explain how you felt. "You make me sick to my stomach.. And, boy, you're bringing me down" you said softly. Smiling to yourself slowly. "You made my heart melt, yet I'm cold to the core" You said, moving your queen to take his knight. Your eyes slyly skimmed over his. His lost knight now within your fingers.

   "But rumor has it I'm the one you're leaving her for"

   After that game, rumors and tensions soared wildly. Sam at one point thought you were back and evolved with Techno again. Of course you explained to him the situation, which thankfully he understood and apologized for trusting second hand mouths.

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh

All of these words whispered in my ear

   But Techno's mood plummeted fast...

Tell a story that I cannot bear to hear

   A engagement, specifically Sam and yours. Oh how his blood boiled at the news. He thought his hands all over you was bad, but now... now you would take Sam's name in law. You would he his wife. Not Techno's.

Just 'cause I said it, it don't mean that I meant it

   Because of this news he didn't hesitate to run and find you. More than hell-bent on giving you a piece of his mind. He wanted to make it clear you couldn't marry him.

People say crazy things

   He didn't care what people would say, he wanted to claim you again. Techno didn't want anyone else touching you. He especially didn't want Him touching you.

Just 'cause I said it, don't mean that I meant it

   Even if within the past week he yelled hurtful things to you, he hoped you would understand he just wanted to protect you from unworthy suitors. Sam couldn't provide for you like Techno could. Sam was a general born from a farmer. Technoblade was to be crowned king.

Just 'cause you heard it

   So their he stormed. Heading to the stables, knowing full well that's where you were. His anger was fuming. He couldn't wait to shove it in Sam's face that Techno wouldn't let you marry him.

   But lets just say Technoblade was the one left speechless in the end.

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh Rumor has it, ooh,

   Especially when he slammed the door open to the stables and saw Sam's body covering yours, your legs around his waist in a tight hold well he was buried deep inside you.

But rumor has it he's the one I'm leaving you for