#Technically Bill's bankrolling all the magic you're using in your career Dipper | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tswwwit · 3 months

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Bless that trophy wife anon because they’re right. There’s no way mindscape citizens see whatever dipper does in the real world as a real career and he has no job in bill’s realm either, whether he likes it or not he’s entwined with bill’s world and his people and he can’t blame them for thinking his job is being bill’s husband.

That’s what pisses him off, the fact that they’re right.

No matter how Dipper protests that yes, he DOES have a job, the beings in the Fearamid don't believe it's 'real', or worse - humor him, then give Knowing Looks to the other demons in the room.

Meanwhile, Bill knows it's real - but sometimes he plays along like it isn't just to piss Dipper off.

#answers #Oh of COURSE it's great that you're keeping busy sweetie!!#I'm sure this..... 'hero' thing is pretty. Um. Interesting!!#All the while clearly Not Getting It in the same way tech-illiterate grandparents don't believe the Internet has Careers #Demons give negative shits about human life on average #When said lives are basically a point on a scorecard devoting your own to Improving them is very much an eyebrow raising 'job' choice #Dipper might as well be talking about his own personal MMO for all that they care about the 'points' he's scored or any of the 'characters'#Bill's smarter and gets that it's a serious gig - but he's also a very infuriating spouse at times #It's a good thing he has other qualities or he'd be intolerable #Some would even say he is even WITH his supposed 'positive' traits!#Sadly Dipper has very bad taste in men and loves the hell out of him anyway #Also the demons *do* have a point #Technically Bill's bankrolling all the magic you're using in your career Dipper #Even if it IS a real job you're still a bit of a sugar baby #Watch Dipper throw a fit and go no-magic for a time just to Prove Them Wrong #This in turn upsets Bill who's not thrilled about all the close calls to his husband's life #If Dipper weren't so stupid CLEVER about it he'd be furious!!#Now Bill's all conflicted with 'stupid not to use all the advantages and NEARLY DYING' and 'ah crap that was smart as hell and SUPER hot'#Overall leaving him very >:(

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