#THEY"RE DANGEROUS

[nbkdramathings]

Also, I refused to put any weight behind this love triangle because it’s clear that Sam-dal doesn’t like Sang-do(?) in the same way he likes her. They have major friend energy.

Not to mention how she played off raising her arm so that his hand would move after she saw that Yong-pil noticed? Yeah, sorry sir. You and your Lambo ain’t getting the girl.

Sidebar: I want to note (again) that Ji Chang Wook’s smile is SO lovely and that his eyes are also lovely (re: dangerous.)

[itsbenedict]

From the beginning | Previously | Coin standings | 60/70 | 32/32

Quietly, you hide behind an outcropping of stalagmites while poring over the files available on the network down here. The giant skeletons stalk the darkness nearby.

RE: PONY SERVITOR 2076 SCORECARD is a spreadsheet entitled 2076 CRYOPRESERVATION RECORDS. There's not much at all to dig through- it's just a list of thousands of names. Names, addresses, miscellaneous personal information, and some fields with weird labels like KEN (TIN FOX), AN COASTAL STURGEON, INVEST-IN-CORVETTE SLANG, and LOOP TO DECANT COIL.

Not all of these fields are filled out. Many records have blanks in various columns, or notes in an indecipherable shorthand explaining special cases. It's hard to make heads or tails of.

ENCODED::: WRANGLED MOUSEWATER TAFFY is an email chain titled "FW: FW: RE: DANGEROUS ANOMALY DETECTED". It appears to be addressed to a representative of the Solem Deep Hotel, from Governor Thinrar. Apparently, government scientists have discovered that some sort of dangerous data radiation was detected emanating from below the city, near where their hotel was established. Thinrar offers to send a work crew to have it removed- but the hotel refuses this service and denies him permission to break earth on their property.

The chain is eventually forwarded to DEADLOCK DETECTION, who devises a plan to force a sale of the property by constructing a mall nearby, and volunteers to head up the project. Several followup emails from Thinrar over the years asking for status reports... receive a cavalcade of improbable logistical obstacles blocking this effort, and assurances that the project will be complete any day now. These continue from 2077 until 2092, where they cut off.

LETTERED CORRECTNESS FOUNDATION ENDECOTT FUNERAL DIRECTOR'S NOTES are dated 2092. They describe a private ceremony held at the Solem Deep Hotel, where DEADLOCK DETECTION was put to rest. The junior DEADLOCK DETECTION, along with her young son PAUL BLART MALL COP, were in attendance, and expressed a commitment to carrying on her life's mission. However, the funeral director worries about the sincerity of that commitment, noting a slip-up where she almost said she promised to complete that work, which is of course contrary to the entire idea.

You're about to dig into a few more files, when Walter notices something unusual.

One of the stalagmites you're hiding behind has a row of sharp teeth. Actually, most of them do. Also so do the stalactites on the ceiling above you. You're all but surrounded- and your avenues of escape are limited and dangerous. It would be a terrible time to be distracted by-

One of Walter's teeth- hey, don't you both have beaks? What are you doing with teeth?- suddenly becoming evil. It couldn't be a worse time for a TOOTH-HEEL TURN.

The tooth tells Adea that Walter's the real villain- a lecherous pervert, even! HE GROPED NINE AVIANs, the creep! She should dump him and join Team Tooth!

Adea questions this story- she'd never heard about Walter getting accused of sexual harassment by anyone. The tooth says OH, I LOCKED A BEHIND, so he couldn't grab it. It foiled his evil plan!

DAMN, FATHER OFFENDED! Walter says none of that is true, and that his tooth probably isn't even real! He's only ever groped the one avian, and consensually at that!

A bellhop from the FAMED PYRITE HOTEL, the Solem Deep's nearby competitor, interrupts to say they've got rooms for rent if you're in need of shelter. Five stars! Eminently real!

Continued | 60/70 | 31/31

[outsidereveries]

Do you know why the Guns re important in culture american ?

(They re dangerous for us)

i wonder why too so let's check!

5 of cups, 10 of wands rx, the sun • strength

how i dare to ask this, huh? their reason can be emotionally based (to show they're sad??) but in reality they want to rise the worryness for some reason? it's so confusing tbh

and after this, they're happy? is their way to pour out their repressed emotions?

it looks like people in the usa are so mixed that they all need some psyhological help or something :///

[facetioussoup]

NYT COPE: RFK Jr's Wife Profiled In SHAMEFUL Hit Piece Re: 'DANGEROUS' Candidate: Rising Reacts

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

"oh..that.." Alistair put an arm around Mattie. "I would..I would prefer if neither of you goes there..it´s a part of the forest that only my rats are allowed to go to. it is littered with many, many dangerous, poisonous planflife that assure their safety, but humans would imediately break out with painful hives and other skin conditions before dying within moments.."

Alistair looked away. "I planted this part as a sort of..safe place for rats to go, if and when the people from the village pose some kind of threat for them. you may..you may have noticed the rats you free from traps imediately going there..? well, thats the reason..the little ones can smell that these plants won´t harm them themselves, but they still know that they´re dangerous to others, so it´s the ideal hiding place."

the brit smiled again as he looked out towards that blooming, ironically inviting place. "but..it does look beautiful from afar, doesn´t it?" yes, ironically, these poisonous plants wore such beautiful little flowers, delicate and pretty..deceivingly so..

"the flowers were added by me.." he explained.

It wasn’t long until Ceb had woken up, the freckled brunette being far more timid than his lovely partner.

“Your highness, can we please see you?” Mattie asked while taking Ceb’s hand. Her answer would be a coincidental excited squeal as the two were suddenly rushed by a tiny raven haired blur, accompanied by several more of the large rodent creatures that were cuddling Matilda and Ceb.

Alistair was just about to answer the sweet lady´s question as that little surprise occured.

well, since the brunette had already woken up, there was little need for this telepathic form of communication.

a strong gust of wind rushed through the leaves, sweeping them up and making them dance as it spun around in a circular formation. and, after a flash of bright, magical light, the faery king stood before them.

"I must apologize.." he began. "there is still someone I neglected to introduce to you both.." he reached for the small, raven haired child that rushed by, holding him secure in his arms like a precious treasure. "Ceban, Matilda, this is Felonious." he spoke in a pride filled tone.

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

A nice Bad and Skeppy story would be great mate, I don’t really have much more than that- (Noms preferably xd)

😅

(Have a Big Red for your trouble 🥤)

Ayoo, thanks for the Big Red :D

It took a bit to write it but here it is :]

I also added Sapnap UuU

TW: Safe/soft vore, slight injury, fear of dying, death mention (none happens)

Skeppy groaned softly, pained as he looked at his son, who was kneeling beside him. The boy looked with wide eyes of concern at his father's leg, which was twisted in a strange position.

"Dad? Will you be fine?" the little boy said, tears beginning to form in his eyes. Skeppy smiled sadly at him. “I don't know, Sap. My leg is twisted, so I can't walk."

At those words, Sapnap jumped up and said as tears finally fell down his cheeks. "Then I'll go ask for help!" Skeppy let out a soft sigh. "Sap, we're the only borrowers living in this house..." "I can go ask the human for help then!" he snapped back, making Skeppy's eyes widen in shock.

"What!? No no no! Don't you dare Sapnap, they 're dangerous-!” he started to tell him, but it was in vain since in a few seconds, Sapnap had disappeared from his sight.

//

Sapnap ran as fast as he could, heading through the tunnels in the walls as he searched for the room the human was in. Finally after a 'few' minutes of searching, he found him in the kitchen, probably baking something.

Peeking slightly out of the hole he was in, he took a deep breath before speaking as loudly as he could. “H-Human!” The demon hybrid gave a small jump in surprise at the voice that filled the kitchen, looking around for the source of it.

His eyes finally settled on his small figure and he hid a little, although he was still peeking out, watching the human. "Hello little one, do you need anything? Why are you alone?" he said as he walked over and crouched down slowly so as not to tower over the little boy.

“I- I'm sorry if I bother you by interrupting you…” Sapnap replied softly as he wiped tears from her eyes. "Oh, no,no, it doesn't bother me at all, what's wrong with you little one, why were you crying?" Bad asked softly.

“My dad needs help, his leg is twisted in a very strange position and he cannot move, can you help him please?” Sapnap asked, his tears falling down his cheeks again.

"Okay, calm down a bit, I'll help him, okay?" he answered, trying to calm the boy as he placed his hand at his side, which he reached up without thinking. "Could you tell me where he is?" He continued to look at the little boy who was now leaning against his chest.

Sapnap nodded looking up. “It is under a very large thing that is holding something that sometimes shows moving images.” Bad nodded, starting to head to the living room. "Is it okay if I get your name?" “My name is Sapnap! And you, what is your name Mr.human? he said with a big smile.

Bad giggled a little at the little boy's enthusiasm. "My name is Badboyhalo, but you can call me Bad to make it easier." Sapnap nodded, as Bad continued on his way to the living room.

//

To say that Skeppy was worried was an understatement, he was scared to death that the human might have hurt or even killed Sapnap. He shook his head, he shouldn't think that. He let out a sigh, he hoped that Sapnap was fine...

He put aside his thoughts when he heard footsteps approaching where he was, seeing how the human crouched down to see him. Sapnap must have told him where he was.

Soon, a hand reached out and pulled him out from under the set of furniture, slowly getting up as he watched him. “Where is Sapnap?! What have you done with him?!" he demanded, fearing that the human had hurt his son.

"Woah, woah, calm down, he's fine I promise, he's sleeping on one of the couch cushions." Skeppy took a deep breath, looking at the human to see that he was looking at his injured leg.

“Wow… It looks pretty bad… But I can fix it, just… don't freak out, okay? It may look pretty scary but I promise you will be fine and healed as good as new.” Skeppy frowned at his words, 'what did he mean?'

He didn't have to think long as he was soon lifted up into the human's face. "What are you going to do-?" His question was interrupted when the human opened his mouth and inserted him inside it.

Skeppy let out a terrified scream as the tongue began to lick at him lightly. "H-Hey, l-let me out!" the human ignored what he said and tilted his head back, Skeppy starting to slide towards the back of his mouth. "P-Please don't—!" He couldn't finish speaking, the human had swallowed and Skeppy started to slide down his throat. 

After a few seconds of being squeezed down by the muscles of his throat, he finally entered a more open space. Skeppy looked around hyperventilating, he had been eaten, he was going to die… What was going to happen to Sapnap? Would the human do the same with him or wait for him to grow up to eat him after that? His mind became a blur, passing out in a few seconds, unaware of the fluids that began to heal his injured leg.

[albino-whumpee]

In the bbu is common to see owners that are sadistic to their pets, the program itself is pretty much in the same line about it, so I wonder what the treatment outside of their home´s would be like. 

I don´t often see fics where pets can walk out their owner´s house, usually possesive whumpers have them after all, but in a world where pet´s are that common, I wonder if it´s not normal to get them out for walks and errands. Of course leashes exist, but would they be used as much, or would having to use one be seen as someone´s dog wearing a muzzle? A bit of a sign that they´re dangerous if you move wrong around them, or that the owners are not to be trusted and do a bad job of educating their pet.

How functional and much of humanity is left in pets to not only look pretty but be practical and not end up with a pet that the only thing it does is apologize like crazy, sink to their knees and beg for forgiveness at the smallest mistake? I don´t think having to constantly reassure a pet to do their job right looks good as a company´s luxury product even if the people getting them can be sadists. Maybe some just have them to do some of the annoying, disgusting or common work and can´t spare a tool that won´t work right at once.

would there be jokes and outrage about roof pets in this world too?

[from-books-with-love]

In the county, there is nothing more dangerous than a woman who speaks her mind. That's what happened to Eve, you know, why we were cast out from heaven. We're dangerous creatures. Full of devil charms. If given the opportunity, we will use our magic to lure men to sin, to evil, to destruction.

Kim Liggett, The Grace Year.

[booksandwords]

In the county, there's nothing more dangerous than a woman who speaks her mind. That's what happened to Eve, you know, why we were all cast out for heaven. We're dangerous creatures. Full of devil charms. If given the opportunity, we will use our magic to lure men to sin, to evil, to destruction

Tierney James, The Grace Year (Kim Liggett)

[mermaidinthecity]

Darling, you oh, you taste so bittersweet. Can't get you off of my lips. You're dangerous. Wanna take me like a thief. Oh, and I, I should let this go. I try and I try, I try. But why, why won't you leave me alone? Tell me it's over if it's really over. 'Cause it don't feel like it's over whenever you're closing the door, no. So tell me it's over if it's really over. 'Cause every time you come over, it doesn't feel over no more. So tell me it's over.

Tell Me It’s Over by Avril Lavigne

[yafpot]

Hi! Re: dangerous photos - if you don't usually post pictures on tumblr you can go to your settings and deny the app access to you files and photos. That's what I did and now I can't accidentally post something! I have to specifically approve tumblr access first.

thANK YOU

[didanawisgi]

The existence of nuclear weapons has created comparative peace. Obviously, it would be better if we didn't need nuclear weapons to do that; they're dangerous and the probability that there'll be an accident at some point seems to be 100%. But for now, nuclear weapons are like a judgemental god.

Jordan B. Peterson

[undeific]

You might say that someone who is incapable of cruelty is a higher moral being than someone who is capable of cruelty. And I would say [...] that's incorrect, and it's dangerously incorrect, because if you are not capable of cruelty, you are absolutely a victim to anyone who is. And so part of the reason that people go watch antiheroes and villains is because there's a part of them crying out for the incorporation of the monster within them, which is what gives them strength of character and self-respect, because it's impossible to respect yourself until you grow teeth. And if you grow teeth, then you realize that you're somewhat dangerous, and then you might be more willing to demand that you treat yourself with respect and other people do the same thing. And so that doesn't mean that being cruel is better than not being cruel; what it means is that being able to be cruel, and then not being cruel, is better than not being able to be cruel. Because in the first case, you're nothing but weak and naive, and in the second case, you're dangerous, but you have it under control. [...] And so the strength that you develop in your monstrousness is actually the best guarantee of peace.

Jordan Peterson, Don’t be a Nice Guy

[thoughtsforthem]

You're dangerous, but I'm the one looking for danger.

[hilaryduffs]

I'm smarter than this. And know better than this. 'Cause there's something really missin' in your kiss. I'm smarter than this. And know better than this. But there's something that you got that is tough to resist. It's tough to resist. ‘Cause I see danger, danger, danger in your eyes. ‘Cause danger, danger, danger, you disguise. So baby lift your head up to the light. There’s danger in those eyes. There’s danger in your eyes. There's danger in your eyes. Dangerous. You're dangerous. You're dangerous.

Danger by Hilary Duff

[unsenttextsuggestion]

I want to tell you I'm happy for you both, but it's hard to truly feel that way knowing that what happened with us is exactly what happened before me. I just lasted longer, somehow. You're dangerous and I hope that if what you do isn't intentional, that you figure it out and stop hurting people.