#THEY TOLD ME IT WAS NORMAL. doctor reading my charge: uhhhh this is not normal

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This survey is literally called Adult Survey so let’s see just how bad I am at being one 👉😎👉 What grocery store do you shop at the most? My mom does most of her shopping in SM supermarkets, but sometimes she’ll stick with Freshto.

Which stovetop burner do you use the most? Uhhhh I haven’t used the stove in a while, especially since it almost exploded in my face the last time I used it – but I used to go with the rightmost one since it was the largest, and it fit the pan that I typically used. Do you use a dishwasher or wash dishes by hand? We wash dishes by hand here. I can’t name you anyone who actually bought themselves a dishwasher here in the Philippines.

What color is your favorite laundry basket? Idk, I don’t have a favorite. What color was your first car? White. If we’re talking about the car bought by my parents.

What was your first job? Never had one yet. What is the best job you've had? What is the best pharmacy near you? Not sure about the best, but we have one right across the village that we head to. Do you use public transportation? NO. Public transport in this country is an embarrassment, a joke, and one of the reasons I’m hell-bent on moving out entirely. If you ever needed a country that has trains regularly break down every week (forcing its passengers to walk to their destinations even when they’re nowhere near), trains with poor air conditioning, smoke-belching jeepneys, buses driven by murderous drivers, and public transportation that all in all will force you to wake up 3 hours earlier and STILL end up late to school/work, the Philippines is for you. Which bank do you use? I don’t have any sort of card yet.

Do you have a credit card? ^ What is your favorite fast food restaurant? As questionable as every branch of theirs smells like, I have to give the crown to KFC. What do you want to name your kids? Olivia and Mia are pretty much locked in for me. Still clueless about boy names. How many tattoos do you have? No tattoos. What year did you graduate high school? 2016. Three years, but it’s felt like forever ago. What chore do you hate the most? I haaaaate washing dishes. Thankfully Gabie loves doing it, so it’ll be easier for me when we move in together haha. What is your favorite shampoo to use? Dove is fine. How do you remove stains from clothes? Water and tissue usually do the trick. Do you carry pepper spray? I don’t. I really should. What highway do you drive on the most? Marcos Highway. I live on it and have to go through it if I want to go anywhere. Do you like driving? It’s convenient and I like being out on my own time without the pressure of tiring out/going overtime on a personal driver; but being stuck in traffic for hours all by yourself can be very draining. What is your favorite radio station? I listen to 93.1 in the morning for my favorite radio program, but for the rest of the day I’d switch between that, 99.5, 94.7, and 87.5. What do you use for an alarm clock (phone, stereo, actual clock, etc.)? I use my phone and I have like 5 alarms set everyday because I’m pretty difficult to wake up. Which department store do you shop at the most? I don’t shop for stuff a lot; most of my money goes to food haha. Which dollar store is your favorite? Do you shop at the dollar store often? We don’t even use dollars, sis. What is your favorite gas station? I don’t have a favorite but I like going to Petron just out of habit. Do you burn candles often? I never burn candles. How do you relax? It depends on what I feel like doing. I can choose to watch YouTube videos, watch Friends, take a survey, take a nap, or binge-eat. What's your favorite app on your phone? Twitter or Reddit. What do you cook the most? I can’t :( When was the last time you relaxed in a hot bath? Over a year ago? I dunno, I don’t get to do this a lot. Do you take showers or baths normally? Showers. What is your favorite candle scent? Whatever smells like food, like a bakery or cinnamon. Floral scents make me gag. How much does it cost for you to laundry (if you use a slot machine)? Do you make your bed every day? Yes. It feels so much nicer coming home to a fixed bed. Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a dog. Do you have kids? Nope. Are you married? Also nope. Do you save receipts? Receipts from important dates, sure. I like keeping the little details. Do you use re-usable bags at the grocery store? I think my mom does. What color is your carpet? We have a big brown carpet in the living room, but other than that the rest of the house isn’t carpeted. Have you ever burnt yourself with the glue gun? No and I am too scared to know what it feels like so I’ve never held a glue gun before. We actually had to use one fairly recently to make props for an org event, but I told my orgmates I wasn’t gonna help in that department and I could work anywhere else I was needed instead. Do you write checks? Nah. I’ve had my parents ask me to pay with one, though. Ever had a garage sale? My parents never held one, but we’ve been to several. What have been some of your best garage sale finds? I don’t think we bought anything from them. What time do you wake up in the morning? Depends if I have something to do that day. Are you a morning person? God no. I hate having to report to school early and I usually need an hour or two to adjust to the surroundings. I have a 7 AM class on Wednesdays and Fridays and my brain just refuses to cooperate every time.

Are you more of a morning person now than you used to be? Haha I don’t think I ever was a morning person. Do you like to read? I used to. Nowadays I’ll read something every now and then, but it’s not my favorite hobby anymore. What was the first election you voted in? 2016. Who is on speed dial in your phone? We don’t have speed dial. Do you play games on your phone? Sure. I used to have no games at all cos I thought it was a waste of storage, but now I have like 10 games on my phone because of all the advertisements I see hahaha. What phone do you have? I have an iPhone 8. What was your first phone? I keep forgetting the exact model, but it was the iconic Nokia one that had a green screen and early versions of Snake and Space Impact. What kind of computer do you have? I was too young to ever pay attention to the brand and the model, tbh. I did reach the era where connecting to the internet meant weird sounds and not being able to use the landline, so there’s that. Wall calendar or desk calendar? Phone and laptop calendar. If you read a daily devotional, which one are you using currently? I don’t. What is your favorite book? I’ve read a lot of books but I don’t think I’ve encountered my favorite yet. What is the strangest food you've had? I absolutely love Indian food and would do anything for it, but gulab jamun was pretty horrid. The taste confused me so much and the wet, sticky texture didn’t help either. What do you do when the power goes out? Curse out Meralco on social media, especially if it was an unannounced outage. Then I’d stay with my dog so that he doesn’t get scared. Does your home have a basement? Nope. How often do you clean? My mom likes to be in charge of general cleaning, and she does so once in a few months. How often do you go grocery shopping? An hour or so seems like it. Ever bought a lottery ticket? Nah, I don’t want to grow obsessed with it hahaha. Do you gamble? Nope. What does your purse look like? My *wallet has several essential cards/IDs, my savings, and old receipts and papers I never got around to throwing away. Do you ever sleep on the floor? No. I slept on the floor a lot as a kid and I hated it, so I stay away from the possibility completely now. Which room do you stay in the most? Mine? What is your bedtime? I don’t have one, but I always strive to be in bed by 10 or 11 PM. Ever worked two jobs or more at once? This hasn’t happened to me. Do you live in an apartment, condo, house, or dorm? I live in my parents’ house. What does your dream house look like? Modern, minimalist, square-shaped, lots of glass, white. Describe your dream wedding. I haven’t figured out what location I want, but I wouldn’t want it to be in church, at the beach, or in a barn. I want an all-white (or at least almost all-white) motif, a laaaaarge guest list (I’ll only get one wedding so I’m making it huge lmao), free flowing drinks, cupcake racks, and I wouldn’t want it to be too formal nor too casual. That’s like 6 elements out of the hundred I’ll probably end up thinking of, but it’s a start. How often do you go on vacation? As often as my dad is home, so like a few times every 4 months. What is your favorite type of weather? Rainy/stormy, dark, and bleak. What do you do when you have a sore throat? Hate myself. And continue eating whatever because a sore throat isn’t gonna stop me from eating delicious food. How often do you go see a doctor? When it’s required lol Do you have acid reflux? I don’t. Do you snore? I snore only when I’m ridiculously exhausted after a day. And when I do it’s only like once then I stop. Are you on birth control? I’m not. I don’t need it currently. What kind of toothpaste do you use? A normal one? Idk, I just use Colgate. Do you wear glasses or contacts? I have glasses. How often do you wear make-up? Only when I go to parties, which isn’t often. Do you put on make-up in the bathroom or the bedroom? Gabie usually puts makeup on me in her room. Do you have a swimming pool? Nope. What is the first site you go to when you turn on your computer? It differs, based on what I feel like doing/have to do. Typically, though, it’s Twitter. Which email service do you use? Gmail. How often do you check your email? Everyday, because I guess I’M AN ADULT NOW AND I HAVE TO SUCK IT UP. How old were you when you got your first phone? I was 7. I’m pretty sure my parents didn’t want to get it for me, but I was 7 in a private school, everyone was getting their own phones (and this was when phones was starting to get big among kids), and I was feeling pressured to get my own. What was your favorite boy band back in the 90's? I wasn’t conscious for most of the 90s. Did you own a Britney Spears album? Nope.

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Cartoon-Force/My Hero Academia Story:Ed’s New Monster

(Starting off as a normal day-our story begins at a station-whose occupants are regular everyday citizens.........and the friends and family of Ed the Cartoon-Enforcer,his sister Sarah and her Best Friend Jimmy)

Jimmy:(In awe of the MHA Japan)Can you believe it Sarah-a city full of heroes?”

Sarah:Basically like at home?”

Jimmy:Teehee,no silly,unlike Ed and his......’friends’ these are legal heroes”

Double D:I agree Jimmy-the fact that since this world’s individuals gained their powers or quirks as they’re called-seemed an appropriate move to create licensed heroes to better use their powers”

Eddy:Geez Double D-not all of us speak egg-head”

Kevin:Nice one(Fist bumps Eddy)”

Rolf:This son of a Shepard does not need fancy powers to kick butt”

Johnny:Still I like my ‘Zilla’ powers any day of the week”

Nazz:Does come in handy”

Johnny:Oh yes it do.......”

(But in the next mere seconds an explosion is made......but who made it????)

Shigaraki:Hello foreigners from different ‘universe’ we are the League of Villains and we’re here to snuff out those of you who are ‘phony’ heroes-Toga,Dabi,Muscular,Mustard,Spinner,Magne,Moonfish,Compress,go have fun”

Toga:(Smiling)YAAAAAY”

Muscular:Finally a chance to finally kill

Dabi:Kill any civilians and I’ll burn your ass”

Mustard:Who cares(bringing out his revolver)they’re not our civilians”

(As the villains attack the Cul-De-Sac Crew hide)

Jimmy:Are those.....?”

Johnny:Yep-Ed warned us about them-Kevin,Jimmy can you protect the girls while they call Ed and the C-Force for help?”

Kevin:Well yeah?”

Nazz:But wait what are you,Eddy,Double D and Rolf gonna do?”

Johnny:What heroes always do(transforms into Johnny-Zilla)BEAT THE BAD GUYS!!!!!!”

Shigaraki:Who are these guys?”

Muscular:Who cares-I call the freak,the rest of you can take the shrimps”

Rolf:(Going toe-to-toe with Spinner and Magne)Rolf is no shrimp-Rolf is Rolf”

Double D:(Helping Eddy fight Compress)Besides”

Eddy:We got experience taking down crap-sacks like you lot.....”

Double D:Language Eddy”

Eddy:NOT NOW SOCK-HEAD!!!!!”

Sarah:(Calling Ed)Come on you big Lummox come on.....”

(Elsewhere the Cartoon-force just took down a drug smuggling operation)

Charles:Well that’s the last of the ‘Trigger’ sellers”

Midoriya:Glad you guys can help”

Kirishima:Yeah,but why did you help us anyway-got bored with those animals in the suits?”

Artemis:The GSD are good allies,but it does feel to be here”

Ed:Hmm(feels his phone vibrating)Hey it’s my.......and it’s from my baby sister......”

Aizawa:He has a sister??”

Ed:Hey Baby Sister-sorry I’m not.......what......where?????”

(Back at the Station)

Sarah:At the Toshikaiwa Inter-dimensional Train Station-we’re........(feels woozy from some kind of gas)we’re getting sleepy.....”

Ed:Sarah?........SARAH????????”

Mustard:Uh Uh Uh-can’t have you brats ruin our fun........(disappears into the smoke)”

Jimmy:Sarah.......I got too......”

Mustard:Scratch one twerp(points his revolver to Jimmy)”

Sarah:(Sees the villain about to shoot Jimmy)Jimmy.....NOOOO(pushes Jimmy out of the way.......only to be the one the bullets hits)GAAAAAH”

Mustard:Ha-dumb kid”

Jimmy:SARAH!!!!!........”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

(The Cartoon-Force arrive but they arrived too late as Ed sees his baby sister bleeding on her side from the bullet)

Ed:(Looking at Mustard and growing more angry)YOU!!!!!!”

Mustard:Oh Crap.....”

Dabi:The CFs are here Shigaraki......”

Shigaraki:I see-TIME TO RETREAT......NOW NOMU(And a Nomu with teleportation powers helps them escape)”

Muscular:(After his fight with Johnny)You’re lucky punk”

(The League escapes but Sarah’s attacker leaves among them-leaving Ed to cradle his sister-now at the Hospital)

Ed:How is she?”

Doctor:She’s alive but......”

Ed:But?”

Doctor:.....(shows an x-ray of her spine)the bullet she was hit with caught her spine-she’ll live but there’s a chance she may never walk again....”

Ed:No........”

Jimmy:(Crying)It’s my fault”

Ed:No it’s not.......it’s those ‘League of Monsters’ fault......”

Johnny:I know that look Ed....”

Eddy:And whatever you’re doing-we’re in”

Nazz:No Ed-you’re not about to do something stupid”

Double D:Nazz is right-Sarah needs you Ed”

Eric:His sister was shot by an adolescent ass-hole,I say Ed needs this”

Jimmy:(Sniffling his nose)I’m in too....”

“You’re not doing anything”

(Everyone looks to see All-Might,Endeavor,Aizawa and Midnight enter the hospital)

Ed:What did you say????”

All-Might:What Endeavor means is the League is our jurisdiction and.....”

Ed:(Angrily)ONE OF THEM SHOT MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!”

Aizawa:We understand Ed but you’re too angry to be thinking straight”

Eric:Honestly I thought you stopped your League problem years ago”

Endeavor:Things have come up-”

Midnight:We promise the villain who shot her will be put to justice”

(Ed without saying a word walks outside to the roof of the building-accompanying him is his fellow CFs)

Ed:I want to be alone(without looking at them)”

Charles:Ed you know I above all people know your pain-though I won’t condone your actions I want you to know.....”

Jerome:We’re gonna help you track the bastards down”

Ed:What about the heroes?”

Jar Jar:Mesa and Artemis will handle themza”

Ed:Really you’d do that for me?”

Eric:I lost my sister too-I failed to put her murderer to justice but I’ll be damned if I can’t help you”

Ed:You guys.......(tearing up)let’s do it.....”

(For 4 weeks Ed and the Cartoon-Force members as well as the Vigilantes have took down every street punk who have or had ever been a part of the League of Villains-they reached dead ends until one chatty thug told them about the guy who formed them to begin with........a villain named Grain)

Grain:(Waking up to darkness and something wet on his face)Uh whuh......where am I.....what’s on my face...?”

Ed:I’m gonna ask you some questions-and you’re gonna answer them”

Grain:Please-I deal with villains-how would you people prove different?”

Ed:Because of this(Opens Grain’s eyes to show him on top of the biggest building in Japan)”

Grain:OH GOD(sees his blood across his head)is...is that my BLOOD????”

Ed:I want the names and powers of the monsters who attacked the Toshikawa Inter-Dimensional Train Station”

Grain:You.....you won’t hurt me you’re a hero”

Ed:A hero who at this very moment doesn’t give damn if you live or die-but will let you go if you give me the names and powers of the Monsters who attacked the station-and my arm is getting really tired”

(So scared for his life Grain told Ed about the League’s members and Ed let him go......before slugging him in the face and leaving him for the cops)

(At the Leagues base)

Mustard:There’s a group of guys taking down any villain whose been associated with us...”

Muscular:Who cares we can take them.....”

(Dabi appears with some news)

Dabi:Compress is back from Patrol-turns out one of the CFs at the station is taking us down-just beat up Grain and sent him to jail”

Compress:I think it was the one whose sister was shot by Mustard”

Magne:Great-thanks a lot Mustard now some psycho is going to take us out”

Muscular:Hey he only wants Mustard I say let them have the worthless bastard”

Mustard:What did you say you muscle bound moron???”

Muscular:What you called me shorty?”

Shigaraki:Enough-if anything Grain told him about our base-so we need to escape fast.....”

(Just then the lights go off then smoke appears)

Ed:The League of Villains......a group of freaks and outcasts......whose only purpose is to spread chaos and hurt or kill people........like my baby sister.......I have no reason to fight the rest of you so I’m gonna let you go........I just want Mustard.........”

Shigaraki:Too bad....that’s not gonna happen”

(The lights turn on and Ed shows himself)

Magne:Oh please he’s just one guy.....”

Toga:We can take him......”

(Ed attacks the villains and gains the upper hand beating them down as fast and as hard as he can-only to be sucker punched by Muscular)

Muscular:HA.........you think you can handle us all by your own,are you that confident or just too stupid??”

Ed:(Furious)SHUT UP!!!!!!(but before landing a punch on Muscular he is stabbed by Toga)Uhhhh”

Magne:Hang on big boy-you’re going on a ride(uses his magnet quirk to shove the bleeding hero into a glass case of syringes.......each poking him in the back)”

Dabi:Time for some real ‘fire power’(uses his cremation blast to hurl Ed into Moonfish’s teeth knives-only to throw Ed out the window hurling him into a vat of an unknown liquid........only to have it electrocuted by loose wires)”

Ed:(Feeling the pain)GRAAAAAAAAAAAH”

Muscular:Huh wasn’t so tough.....”

Spinner:That was easier than I thought”

Toga:Should’ve got a bigger piece of him......”

(Ed’s screaming stops......)

Dabi:Typical wannabes-thinking he can take down large groups of villains....”

Shigaraki:It is sad-let’s return to our plans......”

(Just then they hear a loud ‘THUNK’ on the vat.....)

Shigaraki:What the.......(sees the syringes)Compress.......what exactly was in those syringes?”

Compress:(Reading the syringe and quivering)it says.........Nomu Blood”

(And just like that a large chunk of the vat is ripped open to reveal Ed.........but no longer human but as........A NOMU!!!!!!)

Ed:GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW”

Mustard:I’m screwed”

Shigaraki:No......he is a Nomu after all so he’s is my unwilling pawn(he walks up to the new Nomu Ed)stay......(and Ed does just that)sees-he knows who his master is......(and in the next second Nomu Ed punches Shigaraki in the back of his head knocking him out)”

Magne:He’s not in Shigaraki’s control......”

Muscular:I got this(Charges to punch Ed only to have him catch the punch and slash the right side of Muscular’s face)GAAAAAH I‘M BLIND....... “

(Nomu Ed then throws him into the other vats causing smoke to come everywhere)

Magne:This is bad(Ed sneaks up behind Magne and punches him square across the face)”

Compress:Magne........(feels his leg being grabbed and is flung against the wall)”

MoonFish:Die....(uses his teeth to attack Ed only to have no affect on him-giving Ed the chance to bash the weirdo’s face into the ground breaking every tooth in his body)”

Spinner:We’re dropping like flies......”

Toga:This is all your fault Mustard.......you just had to shoot his baby sister”

Mustard:SHUT UP AND KEEP YOUR EYES(Ed’s Nomu hand grabs Mustard’s head and a loud bone cracking sound can be heard)AAAAAAAAAH”

Dabi:Dammit(blasts him with his blast only to have it absorbed by Ed......)shi......”

(Ed punches Dabi right out the building sending him off to who knows where)

Toga:(Freaking out)You wouldn’t hit a little girl would you.......?”

Ed:(Moving his mouth around trying to say something.......)You........(shocking Shigaraki and Toga)you......help bad guys hurt Sarah..........I’LL SMASH YOU.......(grabs Toga throws her against the debris)and you HAND MAN........”

Shigaraki:No.nonononononononono-(loud crack sound)NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

(Hours later the CF and the Heroes-pro and in training-looking everywhere for Ed)

Charles:We checked his favorite noodle place”

Kaminari:The Manga store”

Jar Jar:And theza Gravy store.....”

Midoriya:His gravy obsession seems really unhealthy?”

Double D/Eddy:It is.....”

All-Might:So where is he?”

“Here.....”

(Everyone looks to see a Nomu carrying something.......The battered and beaten members of the League of Villains)

Endeavor:A NOMU-EVERYONE......”

Charles:WAIT...........Ed is that you?”

Ed:Yes........I became Nomu......after fighting all the League members.......all here except........”

Midoriya:Dabi?.....yeah he landed in our dorm rooms mumbling about a ‘monster’.....”

Kirishima:Guess we know what he meant huh?”

Todoroki:But can you control this form Ed?”

Ed:I can........is Sarah okay?????”

Artemis:She is but.....can you be.......de-nomued?”

Ed:Tried......I don’t think I can......”

(They give worried expressions as they bring him to the Hospital’s rehabilitation ward)

Nazz:Doing good Sarah-just one more leg lift”

Sarah:(In pain)Uuuuuuuuh.....10″

(Then the Cul-De-Sac boys enter)

Double D:Sarah......they found Ed.......”

Sarah:Really?”

Nazz:That’s great,where was he?”

Eddy:He went AWOL trying to find your shooter-he did but.....”

Sarah:Oh no......is...is he.......?”

Johnny:Oh no no no-he’s not dead”

Kevin:But he is kinda.......”

Rolf:Best let the Ed-Boy’s sister see for herself”

Jimmy:Come in Ed........”

(Ed the Nomu enters-and Sarah and Nazz are immediately gasping)

Ed:Hey Sarah.........are you....(Sarah rolls her chair to Ed giving him a big hug)-you.........you no scared of me??”

Sarah:I wasn’t scared of Ed-Zilla-so why should I be scared of......whatever this is.......but I am surprised you have a brain”

Ed:Me too hahahahaha”

(Ed,Sarah and their friends join in the laughter as they’re all glad everyone will be fine-as well as new adventures for the new Nomu Ed,but for now I’ll let this be...........)

THE END