#THEY INVENTED LOVE LADIES AND GENTS I DON'T BELIEVE IT

[redhead-reporter]

we interrupt our regularly scheduled starters to say yuri and laura put their WHOLE ASSES into peter and mj this time around and nothing tugs my heart strings more than their i love yous

[xxjewellynwatts]

Good evening ladies and gents. Lemme present to you...

Dandy Academia

You're a dandy: you enjoy being fashionable (those classic suits y'know), you prefer refined language. You're self-made, you become everything you love, you are everything you admire. As Baudelaire put it: 'it's a form of stoicism. These beings have no status but that of cultivating the idea of beauty in their own persons, of satisfying their passions, of feeling and thinking... For the perfect dandy, [clothes and fashion] are no more than the symbol of the aristocratic (let's not get too pretentious haha) superiority of mind." (that's the tea)

Basically dark or light academia but make it healthy annnnd unashamedly genuinely happy

Aka no obsessions

Just a joy for life unmatched

Mantra is: 'a day spent without laughing is a day wasted'

You only have time for things that make you laugh or learn. Periodt

Realistic optimism: you don't doubt yourself, you believe in yourself because you know you'll work hard enough to get where you strive to be, the Gods are on your side baby 😼, you take everything light-heartedly but you're not careless, blindly confident in yourself, you're not scared of failure and bad marks because you'll genuinely want to know why and how you failed and learn

You're basically an academic Arsène Lupin (books by Maurice Leblanc - you should defo check them out). To describe him briefly: he's a gentleman burglar but an honest man who's not afraid of anything because he believes in himself and is so confident and joyful even in the most stressful times that his enemies are afraid of him and his crazy energy.

That's it baby: you've got all the energy you never thought you'd have. It's within you, just let it all out be it physically or academically!

You've got this gentleman attitude (whether you're a girl or boy). Aka you're polite, nice, you enjoy helping others. You're also witty, adventurous and proudly speak in public (if you're shy it's alright. Work on becoming confident because you DESERVE to be confident!!!!)

I have a post on how to see the bigger picture in times of stress and at university in general, check it out: https://xxllewellynwatts.tumblr.com/post/621994313854959616/college-tips-that-come-from-always-viewing-the it's basically how you should feel and think a situation through :)

Written letters to friends / lovers.

Sea lover

White and blue suit (kind of marine style) (not a must tho) (i just like white & dark blue)

Being funny with close friends / family

Knowing the value of each day and not wasting your time

Having so many different interests. From psychology to prestidigitation and illusionism to science to french to literature to drawing to music to writing to reading to dancing to ANYTHING my god just LEARN ANYTHING YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT!!! Discover!!!

Getting excited about little things

A few films: The Great Gatsby, Kingsman 1 & 2, Limitless, Now You See Me 1 & 2, The Addams Family!!, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Doctor Who (tv series), Jim Carrey movies in general, Rowan Atkinson (lives, movies if you want to, and shows why not!), Legally Blonde, With Honors

Think Gomez from the Addams Family

Kinda being a drama queen™️ from time to time

Will add more on this new academia I invented lmfao.