#THE WAY SHE SAID ‘OH YOU WANNA SEE A CHIPMUNK ATTACK SOMETHING FROM THE INSIDE OUT??? BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FUCKING WISH FOR��
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#THE WAY SHE SAID ‘OH YOU WANNA SEE A CHIPMUNK ATTACK SOMETHING FROM THE INSIDE OUT??? BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FUCKING WISH FOR’#AND WHERE IS HER EGOT??? HER NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?? HER PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM?????#YES this account is becoming an aabria fan page. and what about it?????#CLAWING MY EYES OUT YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HER GENIUS…. I fear it will never be matched#burrow’s end#misfits and magic#dimension 20#dropout#mismag#erika ishii#aabria iyengar#aabria my beloved#if I worked at dimension 20 I would watch my fucking words because Jesus Christ this woman never forgets a THING#many are saying this
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D&D Quotes Without Context
Ravenloft, Hazlan Arc, part 1
"Killing's not working and murders all we’re good at!" "I’m good at lots of…" "And murders all we’re good at."
"Chipmunk droppings, I just got this nice cloak and my daggers enchanted. This stinks like a badger who hasn't bathed in months."
“I can do horrible. But, sure, whatever.” "I'm sure there are easier ways to get a harem for yourself, that don't come with as many strings attached."
"Wrong head. This one is much more swelled."
"Let's hope if we ignore it then it will do the same and then bugger off." “We def gonna have to kill it by end of day.” "Worse, I'd hate for us to agitate it and it turn out to be some sort of.... delivery head..." “It’s what I’d use for messages if I was a forked up Wizard.”
"You don't intimidate me." He says, clearly intimidated.
“If it makes you feel better, now I only have to roll one body into the ditch.”
"We've no quarrel with you. Stand aside, or barter like...and he ran off..."
"There we go. Nice and non-violent." “You mispronounced 'boring'.”
"I'm going to keep a look out in case someone competent tries to ambush us."
“Besides, I’m like… a free lance peacekeeping agent. For certain definitions of peace. And keeping. And all the other words really.”
"Okay, just what is that, an ogre, a hill giant, or something else?" “Can I kill this one?”
"A silver piece says Tiny is as likely to attack them as us."
"Unfortunately we were testing a modified growth potion one day and I drew the short straw."
"I figured as much. You're ill equipped, your tactics are amateurish, and you don't respond well when things don't go your way. Screams desperate with few options." "You don't have to rub it in man." “You tried to rob us. Twice. And we didn’t kill you. Even though I kinda want to.”
“I dunno, the one with horns is screaming that he’s got some cool shit we can steal.” "I am Nima Galzona, Necromancer, and apprentice to the great Hazlik." “Jonni Humantorch, genie fucker.”
"I'm...not comfortable riding inside a giant mouth. Bad experience with a dire mole once."
"Do necromancers just lose the ability to smell? Or they just get so used to the scent of decay that it doesn't bother them any more?"
"So anyone else get the feeling that 'murders' is going to be a drastic understatement about what's wrong here? I don't get the impression that a crime spree merits wizard attention."
Today however the streets are strangely sparse, as you head to where the caravan usually sets up, you find out why. “Please be fire, please be fire, please…”
Death to all witches and workers of magic, repent and pray the gods show thee mercy, for I have none. --The Witchfinder. “Oh, sweet! Someone they’ll give me money to set on fire!”
“I don’t use magic. The universe just knows I’m awesome.”
"Oh boy... shits about to get political." Jonni stops and puts the torches she was gonna start selling back.
At this point Nima turns around and unleashes a massive skull shaped fireball into the air high above the crowd. “Nice add on. 9/10.”
“Which remind me, if you cast speak with dead, and speak with plants, can you talk to chairs?”
"I threatened to pick you up like an angry poodle once, am not afraid to do it again."
"I'll go along, someone needs to make sure Jonni doesn't set stuff on fire we need intact."
"I wonder what kind of experiment it must have been to have so many people..." "I can guarantee you won't like the answer." OOC: Let's be optimistic. Maybe it was an experiment in self-sustainable farming to improve the local ecosystem. OOC: Narrator: it was not.
"Why can't we ever go anywhere nice? I can vaguely remember nice places used to exist somewhere at some point."
"Okay, who broke the moon?" OOC: Who knows in this savage land of sorcery and super science. "Wait, he can break a moon! Umm, we should avoid him for a long, long time." "This is his domain after all. That or some race of lunatic ratmen who thought it was made of Ruminating Rock."
Just a single row of normal sized bricks, about ankle height. "Its a trap, get an axe."
“Marsh, we can make you a new hand, right?”
“Shove it in.....Are we still saying 'phrasing'?”
"Goggles on, things are weird." “Here weird or 'coke party in the City of Brass' weird?”
"You know how I was wondering about why we never go anywhere nice? Well now we are somewhere nice and I don't trust it at all."
“Hey, so what are you doing after work?” Pause. "I do not have that information." “Well, this is Hell, let’s burn it down. Burn it all down!”
"Hold on, I speak attraction." (POSTER'S NOTE: As in theme park, not sex.)
"That information is classified. Please give administrator passcode." "A Wizard did it." "Passcode accepted." "I can't believe that worked." “My second guess was ‘ruminating powder.’”
"Yeah.. The others seem to be currently living-impaired.." “Let’s check my newest victim first then.”
“Hey, slim! Look alive! I wanna discuss mass burial techniques!”
"Talk! Fast! Or steam loud!”
"It is wrong to murder a defenseless mage in cold blood. It is wrong to murder a defenseless mage in cold blood. It is wrong to..."
OOC: Marshal is of the opinion we don't kill him for a long time.
OOC: So what this session has taught us is like everywhere else in Ravenloft, The Weird Wizard Wasteland SUCKS!
Gorbash: okay… so… how do we finally get out of here? Domain lord: Only the Dark Powers could let you out. Edmund: So we need to talk to them. Domain Lord: Literally no one ever has. You’d have to cause a catastrophic amount of attention to maybe get their attention. Jonni: …. My hour has come at last. "Time to kill a monster. And it is self-defense if he summons a monster intent on murdering us." “Sure. Let’s go with that.” "Hi, if you are watching this. I am dead. I assume you killed me, but that was a mistake..." "It really wasn't." "Must run faster. Must run faster. Not getting caught in another dimensional implosion. Must run faster." Escape collapsing grad thesis, first! “Yeah, let’s let Marsh calm him down while we check to see if that loser left anything interesting out here." You find a very interesting ant. The tiny, angry sun is back in the sky. "Don't make eye contact..." "That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” Jonni somehow kicks the sun in the balls. "Beware! We have fortified waffles! They can concuss at 50 paces." “Crab people. Or more fucked up Wizard experiments. 50/50 odds.” OOC: Doctors without Domain Borders. "We only want the food and clothes." "And we just want shinies.” "Money is no use to us, no one would take it from us." “Oh, you just gotta know how to talk to them. Grab em by the short and hairies first.” "As said, my waffles are well fortified. They can be used as throwing stones." "And as a professional, I would advise not swimming five hours after eating one." "Really Jonni, I don't mind the way you speak.. but it might not hurt to try to limit the goading to people who CAN'T wipe us from existence?" “Killing me only proves I was right.” “Hey, we were bonding over our opinion on casual murder!” OOC: Her two diametrically opposed sides! Her evil side! And her indifferent side! "We never truly die, this will avail you nothing." “Yeah? I bet kinda dying still hurts like a mother forker though.” OOC: Slab of iron with which I have lived, strike now one last heart of dickery… “Sorry not sorry we killed your folks!”
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