@jegulus-microfic april 25, headlights, 217 words, nsfw
“Ow,” James whines.
“Stop being a baby,” Regulus teases, continuing to try to untangle James’ glasses from his hair, which has worked itself into a knot around one of the nose pads.
James sighs, stepping closer into the gap between Regulus’ legs where he’s sitting on the edge of the bathroom counter, hands settling on Regulus’ hips. He presses a kiss to James’ forehead before continuing, humming under his breath.
“What are you doing?”
Regulus looks up over James’ shoulder to find Sirius leant against the bathroom door, smirk on his lips.
“James’ glasses are tangled in his hair.”
“How the hell did you manage that, mate?” Sirius says with a laugh, and James’ head immediately snaps up and meets Regulus’ eyes like a deer caught in headlights.
He can feel the heat in cheeks but struggles to hold back his smile as he thinks back to the sight of James between his thighs, glasses pushed up onto his head as he licked through his folds. So maybe Regulus had something to do with this predicament they’re in now, with the way his hands grasped desperately at James’ hair as he fell over the edge.
His face must give something away because Regulus is brought back to reality by Sirius groaning, “Oh god, please forget I asked.”
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imagine if Armand and Daniel did have a relationship in the past and when they inevitably went through one of those “why won’t you turn me?” fights Daniel said something about how Louis was gonna leave him anyway because their marriage is shit and Armand was like “alright then WHEN Louis leaves me like you say he will I’ll turn you!” and Daniel took that shit so so seriously
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What kind of facial expression do you think this is. It doesn’t read as disgust to me
My guy appears confused and perhaps bewildered by elf clothes
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PLANCHA!!!!
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ID: Low shot, full body of Nandor in season 3 episode 10 laying on his back on the floor of his crypt next to the coffin after being thrown there by Guillermo during their fight. The background is all in red. He looks straight up in shock, arms twitching uselessly upwards, as Guillermo leaps from the top of the coffin and dives toward Nandor in a perfectly executed elbow drop. Big bubble text at the top says "Plancha!"/end ID
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Glass onion script team really said "we've hidden the meaning of the film under several layers of plot, but yes. the message is just as obvious as the title indicates. all you really need to see is that powerful billionnaires don't deserve shit and CAN be taken down by force" and it's very direct action of them
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Fantasy Minecraft SMP Oli!!! 🍄
I'm gonna be doing a poster like this for each member :3
one thing led to another and now he has some sort of shelf mushrooms for ears and is simply but a creecher
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