#THAT'S ONE OF NY WEAK NAMES ����😭

[minty-bubblegum]

evrye time someon e calls me honey I die

[doueverwonder]

Do you have any Calilliyork HCs?? :]

anon the way I started vibrating when I saw this ask:

they’re the only ones allowed to use ‘city nicknames’ with each other. Particularly NY calling Illi “Chi” (said shy) and Cali “Angel”

u know the “are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??” incorrect quote? Yeah that’s Illi & Cali at NY literally everyday.

California: who needs ac when u can sandwich yourself between your cold bfs

Illinois & New York: who needs heating when u can cuddle your hot (in both ways) partner

idk why but I think when they go on dates they purposefully avoid going to NYC, LA or Chicago.

IlliYork was together for a long time before they started dating Cali too, and sometimes they'll talk about dates they had before and whenever California thinks one sounds particularly cool or romantic they're both like "write that down, write that down-" and will do their darndest to recreate them in the name of "all the times you should have been there"

very headcanony but i'm a transfem nb Cali truther (she/it/they bc projecting), and they were already dating when it had her Great Gender Panic(TM).

The way Illi & York found out is one of them said smth along the lines of "love you forever" just like in passing and California randomly broke into tears like "really??? you'll love me forever?? no matter what??? you're sure?????" and they both obviously were like "?? yes ofc??? is something wrong??? wtf???"

bc NY is decently older than California and Illinois there are running jokes that he's their sugar daddy and it isn't completely* untrue.

(*only not completely true bc California is technically the richest of the three lmao)

speaking of tho; everyone assumes NY is like the least affectionate/committed to their relationship bc he's so cold and 'i don't like anyone' around everyone else. but they just miss that this man spends every waking moment not fighting with the rest of the Northeast making heart eyes at them <3

& he just loves to spoil them both rotten, like genuinely they both have to be so careful about mentioning wanting anything around him bc he WILL get it for them.

also for example they're all theatre nerds but he'll take them to any play, musical, ballet, or opera they express even mild interest in. Best seats in the house, and we might as well go to dinner beforehand, and NY just loves seeing them both all dressed up so we need to go somewhere nice for dinner. It just snowballs and he is not beating the sugar daddy allegations.

He's not doing it on purpose he just likes seeing them both happy and buying them things and taking them places is the best way he can figure it out 😭

NY: I'm this close to fighting Gov so he'll let me marry both of you. Illi & Cali: ? your fingers are touching. NY: I know.

90% of their communication problems can actually be traced back to Illinois. this man is a Midwesterner at heart and thus will never speak his mind on the fear that it might upset them even if its over like.... what pizza toppings they should get. They're working on it but oh boy.

(whole lot of "Illi what do you want," "oh y'know I'm fine with whatever--" "No, we can tell you're not. What do you want?")

Illinois speaks French, and California speaks Spanish, and NY is weak.

this got long so i'll leave it there. if anyone wants elaboration on any of these feel free to ask 👀

[dream-gardener]

(felt 😭)

OO sakusa icic

also u guys are very cute heheheh >:)) its been a hot minute since i watched haikyuu but am curious, what kind of tropes would u say u two have? :0 /gen

or are there any like other nicknames u have for one another :> (aside from omi)

-kisa

this has me kicking my feet n shit i’m gonna go a little crazy on discord after this i fear

the troupes it’s giving are like. deranged wingman atsumu setting up his friend with a gender bent version of themselves. strangers to friends (platonic) to friends (yearning. tension. the fear of vulnerability but the desire for closeness) to lovers. mutual “their autism and mean aura have enchanted me”. extremely health-conscious boy vs chronically ill girl.

it’s pretty like. bland. in a story sense. but that’s bc it’s my domestic fantasy with the added bonus of having characters that i can project my real life found family on djjfldjfkfj

for nicknames, i would def stick to like. kiyo or omi and eventually call him mimi outloud. he’d think it’s ridiculous but cute bc im the only person in the world who’d give a 6’2 mr grumpy pants professional athlete a nickname that sounds like it belongs to a small animal

theres really no way to shorten my name. my friends call me “lawen” but thats said in like. a baby voice. and i physically cannot imagine him using one djdhdjhd but i think he’d pet names on occasion bc they make me weak in the knees. most common rotation involves angel/sweet/pretty girl, in that order methinks. if he wants to make me pass out on the spot (from all my bloods rushing to my dick), “[bun]ny”