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#Susnsusnedh not Stanley having a doomsday h Cyrus moment where they're left to explain when they aren't exactly suited to it
chaosmultiverse · 1 year
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A man who looks like a fashion disaster truck ran him over comes strolling right up to Stanley, looking more than a bit panicked, really more than out of sorts, and really more than out place.
He has pale skin, long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, and mismatched eyes - one is brown, the other is green. His attire is just as mismatched as his eyes, if not more so. He wears a white shirt with black polka dots; a black and white checkered vest over it; black and white striped pants; and one white shoe alongside one black shoe. He rather looks like Beetlejuice had a child with a chess board, who then had a child with a dalmatian.
Without wasting any time, he says, "Excuse me, I beg your pardon, but I'm looking for a man named Stanley. He's- Well, he's about your height, light skin, messy black hair, dark eyes, wears glasses, looks like your stereotypical office nerd, sort of like- well, like you, actually. Might you have seen him about? It's urgent that I find him straight away."
Stanley may recognize this man's voice, if he has the same British Narrator that most other offices have.
@the-haunted-office
Stanley juat stares, a little stunned as this... Trainwreck walked towards him. While he had been... Adjusting to the idea that people, actual real people were... Around, that he could bump into them in his or slimmer to hia office. It was an adjustment that still hadn't left him prepared for this.
Stanley was left even more dumbfounded as the man began his monolog, Stanley blinking a few times as he relized just how alike must have looked to... This other Stanley, that exists, somewhere... Not here, not right now anyways.
Stanley hesitantly raised his hands and started signing, hand movement janky, like he wasn't really sure what to say or if he'd be understood.
"I am a different Stanley, I think you are in the wrong office, do you know Doomsday or Cyrus?" Maybe if this guy knew them he'd be firmiler with the multiverse thing and Stanley could skip trying to explain that.
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