#Strategy? WHO IS SHE ALL I'M GONNA DO IS LURE THEM CLOSE AND SMACK THEM UNTIL THEY DIE
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OKAY, I MAY BE AN IDIOT, BUT GUYS, TODAY I JUST BEAT ALL 15 TRIALS IN HORIZON ZERO DAWN WITH THE MAX SCORE.
I AM THE SHIT.
PET ME.
#They all are fun now that I look back at it but#/while/ trying to beat them they're so horrible there was nothing i wanted more than to finish#the best part was getting to the trial with the shell things the watchers and the stalkers#because while i was trying to get there i was avoiding all these stalkers and running for life and when i got to the trial grounds i was lik#well this better not be some stalker trial shit#and then the grounds' guardian is like hello this trial consists about stalkers :)#i imagine him standing there wondering what did i say wrong because i'm just. Walking away#no shit i was going to do it...but my passion for sidequests...hnhnghgn#SO THERE I WENT. Stealth? I DON'T KNOW HER#I'M JUST GOING TO BLAST THE WHOLE PLACE BOMB IT AL MAKE IT GO KABOOM FUCK YOU ALL#Strategy? WHO IS SHE ALL I'M GONNA DO IS LURE THEM CLOSE AND SMACK THEM UNTIL THEY DIE#Stalkers are...the goddamn w o rs tn nh fghm fghfg#like i can go beat the thunderjaw up and it's goddamn fun you see me shooting the blaster thing and running around like AYEEEEEEEEEE#but...goddamn st alke r akdsj fgkl jhkldfj i cAN'T WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG#and most importantly. Who the fuck. THought it'd be great to make such dangerous weapon INVINSIBLE#LIKE BRO. WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAH NOPE I'M OUTTA HERE I'M DONE#I think that's not the problem either. I think the problem is they're fast plus they can see you while hidden plus#they give no warning#you can't know if they're already aware of your presence they just. They KNOW#same when i got to a corrupted zone I was like *scans* well this is strange I can't see any mach-#.....fuck you. Fuck you please don't be stalkers i'm going to be so goddamn MAD if th- gods fuck goddamn shit THEY'RE STALKERS#so I'm there like fuck strategy and stealth i'm just going to swing this lance around and FUCK YOU#guys i need rehabilitation please help me i hadn't been this obsessed with a game in so long omg i've. Spent entire days there gaming#please stop me#coontalks
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