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givemeuniversalcrossovers · 2 years ago

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OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT

I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be

BUT WHAT IF

Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.

So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.

#RAARAHRAA #Bowuigi #Pirahna plants #Bowser #Luigi #Bowser is a romantic specially creating plants to not harm bf #But then the plants love Luigi too much because Bowser loves him so much #And now bowser is pouty XD #Think like the dragon snappers from coraline that's kind of an inspiration how they're alive on the vase eating food scraps #But kissy kissy Luigi #I think Luigi should have a pirahna plant pet #Luigi just collecting dogs #Polterpup pirhanna dogplant ect #Starts hopping around in its plant pot going thunk thunk thunk if left alone tryna find Luigi #Bowser like did too good a job XD #Luigi thinks it's adorable probably #Especially cause oh they're...harmless? And realising they're kind of really cute up close #But also for the fun's pirahna puplant (yes that's their name now) actually has a mouth full of fucking teeth #Just so if Luigi is out with his plant and he's threatened by an enemy maybe a wild pirhanna plant pirahna puplant just goes feral #Just Hissing snarling screeching screaming roaring in a terrifying manner it's mouth opening shockingly wide and outwards #Showing rows of teeth that it threats with openly with enough hostility and sound it probably scares off any threat #I just love the harmless thing has a giant fuck off proportionally wrong too big for itself sharp mouth of death #It's a fun trope

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