#Spiderfist

[arekayic]

this is no coincidence…

[earthyspruce]

Spidey’s got a crush!

Decided to try something really experimental and different, I really love how it turned out!

[madhare0512]

A Comprehensive List of Spideyfist Interactions (pt.7)

Hello and welcome back to: reasons Spideyfist is canon. A series where I take you through each episode of The Ultimate Spiderman and show you why I believe that Peter Parker and Danny Rand are dating in canon, or at least that they are each other’s favorites- and also give you commentary on the show itself as I do

Warnings for: episode spoilers, season spoilers, action/injury description, unsolicited commentary, probable cussing, violence, caps lock

this part features episodes 14 through 20 of season 2

S2E14 The Incredible Spider-Hulk

- No notable interactions

- Fuck SHIELD and their bullshit Hulkbusters

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S2E15 Ultimate Deadpool

- I'm not gonna lie to you, in the process of making this post, Tumblr glitched and I lost a lot of progress, this episode and the entire episode above. I'm not rewriting it, so the gist of the first 2 minutes is: I don't like that Deadpool just stole the show and the audience from Peter because Peter is "boring." I also don't like how Fury has set up the team against Peter.

- taking deep, calming breaths Shooting your ally/trainee in the back is akin to telling them that you cannot be trusted or relied on. Fuck Coulson.

- "Not impressed." Yeah, well, you shot your trainee in the back with zero warning or previous experience. Fuck you.

- Also, you can only hear Sam and Ava laughing in the laugh track, so honorable spideypowerfist mentions. Also counts to spideyfist

- You're showing your fucking favoritism you asshole. Do fucking better

- You are spraying it RIGHT IN HIS FACE

- "Somone explain. Now." Nova goes to explain "NOT Nova" Reason number whatever why I don't ship them

- If Peter replaced Deadpool in the show does that mean that Deadpool was the leader before Peter?

- Listen, I fucking love Deadpool in the movies and the comics, from what I've heard, are fucking superb. In this iteration? No. No, I hate him. I hate Deadpool and SHIELD in this show

- There is WAY too much emphasis on this alleged agent for me to believe a word Deadpool says.

- Peter is being singled out for training and it's disGUSTING

- There are no snitches among the Ultimates. Not today anyhow

- Deadpool is a liar and master of manipulation

- My poor dumb boy

- Okay, the more I rewatch, the more it becomes clear to me that Deadpool and Peter are supposed to be parallels or mirrors

- "I'll give you 1000 bucks for your brain!"

- "Sleep them with the fishes"

- "Nice of you to finally visit my school" Forshadowing~~~

- Okay I hate him but he's funny

- SEE? SEE???

- Deadpool is scary when he's actually trying

- "How about telling me the truth?"

- Deadpool's origin story is so wack

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S2E16 Venom Bomb

~ Is this the-? looks at the episode number Oh, no. Not yet, I think.

- Saving the teammates like a boss!

- The nightmares Peter must have every time he faces the Goblin

- In the fight, Danny strikes after Peter, which counts

- Danny and Peter are standing RIGHT next to each other after a battle againnnn

- Peter WANTS to be able to take the win, but he knows his adversaries too damn well for that

- Hey, they're standing right next to each other again!

- Peter doing his best with Harry when he's Spiderman

- Ock just gets weirder and weirder looking the more time goes on

- They're gonna study the fucking symbiote but not try to find a cure for Osbourn?

- Infectious Venom disease!

- Goblin being absolutely AWFUL to Venom

- Where's the team in all this??

- One of the worst things you can do to Doc Ock's character is pretend he's evil for fun. This show doesn't do that, but the fact still stands

- And again I say, people forget that Peter is an accomplished chemist just the same as he's a wonderful hero

- Because you're Spiderman and Spiderman is a hero and you're a wonderful, selfless, brave person, Peter Parker

- Peter and Ock working together lmao

- Peter’s a goof, I love him

- At least Peter gets his damn props

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S2E17 Guardians of the Galaxy

- Oh!! This episode indirectly has big evidence!!

- Peter using his abilities to shove garbage into the can

- PETER SEES A TALKING RACCOON AND ASSUMES HE LOST IT OMG

- Okay, so remember how in The Journey of Iron Fist, Peter follows Danny to his home country to find out what's going on and get Danny back? That's not exactly what's happening here. Peter was accidentally abducted in this one

- Peter was so fucking respectful and kind when regarding Danny’s home country and turf, but when it's Sam, he's snarky and complains the whole damn time

- Rocket is just so fucking casual about this

- See, even under attack, Peter is complaining about Sam getting him in trouble!

- Peter demands answers from Sam, he didn't do that with Danny, he was very calm and respectful when asking for answers with Danny

- Peter doesn't listen to a WORD Sam says ever, he's oblivious and not a good listener, reason number whatever why I ship what I ship

- It's literally only after he figures out Earth is a target that Peter decides to work with the Guardians

- Peter gives these "Ki-ya!" shouts that sound almost exactly like Danny’s

- This episode and The Jouney to K'un L'un are literally parallels

- Even if he doesn't LIKE Sam, Peter still considers Sam a friend, still loves Sam as a brother

- Peter didn't accept Danny going back to K'un L'un for a single second, but when Nova says he wants to stay with the Guardians, Peter accepts it without hesitation

- And then once Sam's back on Earth, Peter's right back to fucking with him like nothing ever happened

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S2E18 The Parent Trap

- No notable interactions

-One of my favorite things that Luke does is he just fucking throws people for funzies. That's his whole thing, he THROWS people when he's fighting and needs to team up

- We're going through the team's backstories this season, which I think it's fun, and it's actually kinda funny

-Yes, Peter, 'parents' parents

-They're so fucking biased against Peter and it pisses me off

-I love the way these guys protect and look after each other, it's super cute and lovely

-See this is what happens when you start harping on your teenage heroes. They start ignoring you and don't listen when you try to offer important information

-Luke wanting a perfect reunion is so fucking relatable

-Spiderman only calls his friends by name on missions when it's important or in an emergency, the team members who know his identity don't call Peter by name unless off mission

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S2E19 Stan By Me

-No notable interactions

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S2E20 Game Over

-Danny talks about how fun the LMDs are and Peter immediately starts going into detail.

-I love that the team gets to go all out here

-Danny wants to retreat, Peter says "looks like we're gonna have to 'assess' with our fists" which I count because Peter's not the kind of guy to retreat even if it's deadly and he talks like he was going to agree

-Annd we're in a slow zoom (in the ready room lol) and Peter and Danny are sitting right next to each other

[king-starkrogers]

Peter is A Mess (when is he not?)

+ short drabble +

“He’s so hot!” Peter groaned miserably, burying his face in his hands while he flopped down on the couch next to Ava. Ava, who was reading one of her sappy romance novels had to close her book but not before marking the page.

“Lemme guess? Danny again?” Ava sighed, shaking her head at her team leader.. well team leader slash friend.

“Who else makes me so miserable…” Peter replied, eyes closed in agony.

“I-“ Ava was about to answer with a few villain names but Peter held up his hand to stop her.

“I know i knowww” He mumbled, another heavy sigh leaving his lips.

As if on cue, the blonde came into the rec room, wearing a green sleeveless shirt and laughing with his hair stuck to his forehead from the sparring session he had with Luke.

Ava threw Peter a knowing smirk when Danny came in, Luke close behind. Now she understood what he was groaning and moaning about.

“You owe me a milkshake Luke, it was promised if i win” Danny grinned in victory at his two friends on the couch.

“Yeah yeah, we’ll get one after dinner”’Luke assured him, heading towards the vending machine to get a drink.

“How was your session boys?” Ava asked as Peter looked up from the pillow he was hiding his face in. When his eyes saw Danny grinning at them both, his eyes widened comically and Ava swears he choked on nothing.

“Victory happened, I'm not one to to brag but taking down Power Man felt great” Danny replied.

“Stop hanging out with Webs so much man, he’s rubbing off on you” Luke mused.

That statement alone made Ava burst into laughter and Peter groan in exasperation again.

“What’s this i hear about rubbing?” Sam asked, walking in with a swing in his step and a burrito in hand.

“Eww, don’t even go there” Luke made a face.

Danny just laughed in earnest, surprisingly not even disturbed in any way.

“I think I hang out with Peter a considerable amount” Danny said, sitting right next to the brunette which made him smile goofily at iron fist.

“You only say that cause I taught you how to play Mario Kart”

“It’s a crime they didn’t have Mario Kart at K'un-Lun“ Danny tsked, shaking his head.

“We’ll set it up if you have to go back for a visit, fortune cookie!” Peter smiled reassuringly.

Danny gave him a soft smile in return which made Peter’s insides melt. Curse him and his teenage boy feelings, he felt like a middle schooler.

“Oh they’re disgusting” Sam gagged and Ava elbowed him with a shush.

[noras2]

When Peter tried to flirt with Danny for the first time

Peter : hey

Danny : hi

Peter : sorry what's your name again?

Danny : ... What?

Peter : can i call you mine? ;)

Danny : 😳

Peter : oh no wait your name must be Google. Cuz you got everything I'm searching for ;3

Danny : * just as red as a tomato

Danny : stuttering* I- wait -i what ??

Peter : winks and casually walks away*

Danny : just standing in the middle of the hallway confused and embarrassed asf*

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Angbang Family Portrait

bc I really liked @feanoriansappreciation post about Melkor and Mairon raising baby Shelob in the aftermath of Spiderfisting (Melkor/ungoliant)

they let Shelob get dressed up in any jewelry that fit her legs bc she’s like a toddler and she’s a daddy’s girl.  I can’t believe these are real sentences I’m typing

I have never drawn either of these two before so

also this is based on some stock images of couples with their toddlers.   (spider anatomy is not my forte)

[morgause1]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Sauron | Mairon, Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Ungoliant, Dark Webs, Angbang - Relationship Characters: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor, Ungoliant (Tolkien), Sauron | Mairon Additional Tags: dark webs - Freeform, void sex, Smut, Gore, eldritch-horror smut, Soul Bond, Valar - Freeform, Ainur - Freeform, angbang, Unhealthy Relationships, mental sickness, Cannibalism, Melkor is young and naive, Ungoliant - Freeform - Freeform, ungoliant the psycho ex, marriage problems, general grossness, Bodily Fluids Summary:

It is said that before descending into Arda, the young Melkor wandered the Void, searching for the Flame Imperishable. He did not find that Light, but he did find the Unlight of his long-lost wife, Ungoliant. With her he gained some uneasy truths, and lost his virginity in quite an awful way.

[cerulean-shark]

me preparing to hit the Silm fandom with another horrible shitpost

[gaolcrowofmandos]

Me, craving sweet release from the Little Blue Trashfire of the Silmarillion fandom: imma listen to some quality First Age jams

*puts on Nightfall in Middle-earth*

'War of Wrath': But I also carried ruin with me: she, the Mistress of her own Lust...

Me: oh no

'Into the Storm': Give it to me! I must have it!

Me: Oh No

SilmShitPosting2K17: ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[lanzhn]

me: opens Tumblr

yall heathens: spiderfisting

me: slowly logs off in fear

[pemfrost]

Can you do a Spider Devil (Spideydevil?) Matt/Peter hurt-comfort using the prompt “I didn’t know where else to go.” or “Are you afraid to die?” in TASM 2 after gwen dies. Or just a spideydevil/Spiderdevil story in general. I loved your other one and I love your spiderfist stories.

I'm always down for spideydevil, but my mind always wants to smoosh different universes together (well, for most marvel stuff my brain does that). Anyway, sorry for the wait :) and I apologize for the angst (no I don't).

Matt knew long before he walked into his flat that someone -no, Peter- was on his couch. As he opened the door he amended it to Peter is curled up on my couch. It wasn't totally unusual for a fellow masked hero to show up unannounced, but Peter usually shot him a text first. 

And Peter never showed up in his costume. 

"Pete?" Matt cautiously approached, taking in the way his friend's arms held his legs to his chest. He smelled like sweat and adrenaline, a mix of dirt and a blood- and salt. Tears. 

He was awake, his breathing coming in shallow rasps and his heart rate was erratic. But he didn't answer Matt's cautious call. 

"Hey," Matt tried again as he stood awkwardly in front of Peter. 

Peter drew a few shaky breaths and lifted his head from his knees. "I didn't know where else to go."

The words were thick with emotion, Peter sounded so lost, so utterly broke, and Matt didn't know how to respond. He wanted to pull his friend into his arms and whisper sweet nothings, tell him everything would be okay, that he was safe- and loved. 

Instead, he sat a safe distance away, resisting the constant urge he had to touch. 

Not that his self restraint mattered; the moment Matt’s back hit the cushion Peter was across the couch and wrapped around his side. He could feel the wetness where Peter's head rested on his shoulder and Matt snaked an arm around to hold him close, to make him feel safe. 

Still in the dark about what had Peter so distraught, Matt could only hold him and wait. His heart constricted as he felt another tremor against his side. How long had he been in love with this man? In love and hopeless to do anything about it, doomed to only be friends, colleagues, watching from the sidelines as Peter fell in love with a beautiful woman. How long?

How long, indeed. Was it the moment Peter walked into his Econ class, radiating the type of brightness only a freshman could? And how he never lost his eagerness, even surrounded by jaded students like Matt? Maybe that was the beginning of his downfall. Was it the day Peter showed up to his dorm with coffee and pizza at midnight when Foggy and Matt were both sick and studying for an exam? It could have been the first time he fought side by side with Spider-Man since meeting Peter and recognized Peter's heartbeat when he held him close as they swung  over the city. That had been a friendship changing revelation, afterall. 

Looking back, he couldn't pick out a single moment which made him fall in love, but he did know the moment he had actually realized it. It was the last final of Matt’s spring semester and he was feeling good as he walked out of the exam room. Foggy was in exams the rest of the afternoon, so he made his way to Peter's dorm- and his own doom. 

He'd met Gwen before, seen her around the campus, so he recognized her easily enough as the person standing in front of Peter as he approached. She'd been introduced to him as Peter's friend from highschool, but, judging by the way her lips were pressed against his, she now seemed to be more. 

How embarrassing that it took the dark tendril of jealousy to realize his feelings for Peter. No one ever accused Matt of being good at self reflection. 

Peter shifted and sniffled, pulling Matt back to the present. His hair was soft in his fingers- just when had he moved his hand to Peter's head? Matt continued to softly card his fingers through Peter's hair, feeling guilty for taking such a liberty even if it seemed to help Peter relax. 

"Are you afraid to die?" Was not what Matt was expecting Peter to say. But the hoarse words hovered between them, demanding a response Matt wasn't sure how to give. Was that what had Peter upset? A close call? They had those daily. 

He wanted to ask, demand, yell and curse, until he got an answer from Peter. But, his friend, his love, seemed so fragile, ready to break completely, into so many peices he may never be put back together completely. 

So, instead, Matt was honest. "Yes." He hesitated before continuing, "But I'm more afraid of losing those close to me."

He meant for it to make Peter feel better, loved, and safe. Instead, Peter pressed his head harder into Matt’s shoulder and openly wept, a heartwrenching sound echoing through the quiet apartment. 

Matt held Peter until his breathing evened out and his body relaxed as sleep claimed him. 

_______

He made coffee at 9am, hoping the smell would rouse Peter. His back was a little stiff from the few hours of sleep he managed on the couch, but he paid it no mind, his thoughts too focused on Peter. 

He felt Peter get up before he heard him, and pressed a mug into his hands as he entered the kitchen. 

"I'm glad you can't see how shit I look." Peter held the mug with both hands and leaned against the counter. "Sorry for… this. For last night."

Matt shook his head, he didn't have the heart to tell Peter that he could feel the moisture on his cheeks. "I'm always here for you, Pete. Do you want any breakfast? I think I still have some eggs."

He pushed down the urge to demand answers, ask who he should direct his rage toward for Peter's state the night before. 

"I… no." Peter turned towards him, his heart rate spiking. As words began to tumble out, so did fresh tears. Peter haltingly told Matt the events of the previous night, and as his story continued, began to include Gwen, Matt could only listen as a cold pit formed in his stomach. 

It took all of Matt’s willpower to remain where he was, to not close the distance and pull Peter against him, hold him so tight he couldn't ever leave, couldn't continue to tell him this horrible story. He didn't, couldn't. Peter wanted to, needed to, tell him. And by the end of his retelling, reliving Gwen's death, Peter was a blubbering mess, and Matt’s willpower broke. 

He couldn't fix it, couldn't turn back time or raise the dead. He could only hold Peter close, his heart heavy as he sobbed into his chest. There was nothing Matt could say or do to heal Peter's pain, and he briefly wondered if even time could. Peter lost the woman he loved, and clearly blamed himself more than the villain- and Matt couldn't say he would feel any different if their positions were flipped, if it had been Peter falling and Matt hadn't been enough. 

All he could do was helplessly rub circles on Peter's back, hold him close, and whisper nothings into the top of his head. 

[astraldepths]

I’m using AI Dungeon to roleplay Leverage nonsense, and it’s not bad??

like, it is bad, but it’s also very good

the AI has an opinion about 2am 7-11 slurpee machine lines?

and it thinks texts can go directly to voicemail?

I love it.

the “*WINK*” kills me

I’m apparently very bad at grifting

“Well, short hair isn’t a crime in and of itself...”

I can’t

“for the purposes of the Spiderfists, yes”

I’m losing my mind. I love this.

[madhare0512]

hi idk if you're still in the usm fandom or not, but i read a few of your spideyfist analysis thingies where you watched the episode them commented on them and pointed out spideyfist or other ships and i wanted to know if you had any spideyfist headcanons or fic recs bc im desperately attached to them :>

Hello! Little bit of context, if I have ever posted about a fandom and am not currently posting about it, I'm still in the fandom or into the show, I'm just not focusing on it at the time. Since you asked about the Spideyfist list, this is as good a time as ever to give an update. I'm still working on them, I'm just not focusing on the fandom/show right now. The hyperfixation will come back around, I'm positive! I'm just not sure when. I'll get to the remaining episodes, though, so hang in there!

Secondly, I have all kinds of headcanons, but my fic recs are sparse 'cause there's not many spideyfist fics out there. I'll dig through my list and see what I find!

Now, as for headcanons!

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- Peter can sing and sing well, sometimes he convinces Danny to join him, they duet love songs

- Peter’s favorite hero is Iron Fist, Danny’s is Spiderman

- Danny is always the first to react when Peter’s in trouble, the first to have him back, the first to ask what's needed, the first to be there when Peter needs someone

- Because other heroes are constantly underestimating him, Danny has come up with a Spiderman fanclub and will not hesitate to set people straight on what Spiderman can do, but no one knows how he knows half the things he knows

- Peter taught Danny to loosen up and make the most of the time given, Danny taught Peter about duty and honor

- If given half a chance, Danny and Peter will not hesitate to sacrifice for the other, the Ultimates and the Warriors really wish they'd FUCKING STOP

- Peter complains constantly about the smell of smoke and how it makes him sneeze, but if Danny asks if he wants him to move his meditation elsewhere, Peter refuses to let him

- Danny has chronic pain in his hands from where he's broken fingers, knuckles, and wrists so often, so Peter helps him treat it by buying him hot packs and Tylenol with what little money he has

- Peter gets migraines because of his heightened sensed, he can only stand to be around Danny when he gets them, but not because he's Peter’s boyfriend, but because Danny’s the quietest person of his friends and family

- Danny isn't a trouble maker, but villains always seems to know to go after him first and foremost and if he gets hurt on patrol ONE MORE TIME then Peter will not be held responsible for his actions

- Deadpool once dropped by Peter’s house to annoy him for a while, but noticed almost immediately that the Kung Fu boy was with him, they where napping at the time, Deadpool left with resolve to come back another time

- Heroing is a dangerous business to anyone, but if you hang around Peter long enough, you begin to notice that he's the most dangerous hero in the business

- Danny can cook if so desired, but Peter does most of the cooking for them

- Danny and Peter got together after the season 1 episode 'Freaky' in which Wolverine gave Peter a little push in the right direction

- Danny and Peter are soulmates, regardless of romantic or not

- Danny went back to K'un L'un when his time was up, but he seriously didn't want to. He very much considered giving up the throne to someone else, letting someone else take his place as leader and ruler, but Peter convinced him that they could do long-distance. It worked shockingly well for them

- Peter is bisexual, Danny is demisexual

- EVERYONE knew that they'd end up together, even Fury, it's impossible to miss those puppy-dog eyes

- Danny and Peter never underestimate or overestimate each other, they know each other's limits and abilities as well as they know their own

- Peter has a standing invite back to K'un L'un, but the elders strong suggest he doesn't take it. Ever.

- Peter is Danny’s first real relationship, but he had a small fling with Scorpion when they were growing up. It didn't last long and Danny got his heart broken

- When Peter gets mad, he tends to forget himself. When he starts blacking out is when it gets dangerous. Danny is the only one who's been able to pull him back from this state without the use of powers

- Danny gets angry, but not like seeing-red angry, more like "I'm going to grind you into paste with my teeth" angry and Peter is the only one able to stop him

- In some universes, Danny (and the other Ultimates) are abused by SHIELD and Fury, Peter is always furious when this happens, but most notably because Danny’s usually the one who gets the brunt of it

- Danny is in complete control of himself at all times, it takes a lot to distract or deter him. There are very few things that can manage

- Danny and Peter are in love, this much has always been clear, even when they fight. It takes a lot for them to be upset with each other and a lot for them to actually fight over something, but no matter what they're always in love

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Fic recs!:

Mostly pre-slash but I love it a lot-

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Major character death-

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This one's really cute-

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Thank you much, friend!! If you have more asks, feel free to send them my way!

@thatonescorpion

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

tolkien is rolling in his grave

[morgause1]

And now I’m writing eldritch-horror Melkor/Ungoliant gory smut. Thanks a lot, Silm fandom.

[cerulean-shark]

oh my god