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Ralph, what’s it like having to look after 2 brats with dirty hair now?
Ralph: Funny you should ask this, because I still technically have 1 brat. Ralph: the other Vanellope which everyone has come to just call Schwartz is actually REALLY responsible, actually to the point that is gives me whiplash just seeing how different she from my own President FartSparkle Ralph: not only is she less energetic than my own Vanellope, she's also more laidback and chill (and less prankish too) Ralph: In other words Schweetz the exact opposite of my Vanellope (well almost) Ralph: Like I mean I don't mind that and it's great that we have at least someone here with they're head screwed on right but it's like I'm looking into a weird fun house mirror with Schweetz! Ralph: Like sure I heard about other versions of us existing in separate arcade cabinets having different personalities but this is Ralph: this is just crazy... Ralph: Makes me wonder... would my kid been like that if Turbo didn't mess her game up? Ralph: ... Ralph: *waves hand around* bahhh whatever doesn't matter Ralph: to put it shortly Schweetz is great, keeps the kids mischievousness in check when I'm not around and I can take that any day
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