#South Park Ask blog

[gloomingstar]

[choysblog]

[hisbrunetterootsnumberonehater]

CRAIG, QUICK I JUST SAW CARTMAN TAKE STRIPE #94 HOME!!!

(he's just putting a tutu on him)

[southparkisland]

Do any of you guys have riders?

STAN: Eww! Hell no! We don't and we'd never! We're not even big enough to carry a viking, we barely can handle a sheep. KYLE: (Seems offended) ERIC: (Not even surprised)

KENNY: I DO! (The boys seem to not believe what they're hearing)

KENNY: Karen usually asks me for a flight. So, Kevin and I go for an adventure after school to entertain her mostly and explore the islands together. We spend so much time together whenever we can!

KYLE: (whispering) He has no parents... and either way, he's happy. STAN: Ah, well, at least he has a kind sister... unlike others- ERIC: (he seems jealous)

[thegiftedau]

THE ASK BOX IS NOW OPEN!

Got a question for your favorite hero? Drop an ask! They'll reply to the best of their gifted ability!

[robopark]

whenever kyle moves i just imagine hearing "whhrrrrrrrr skkssshhhhhhhhhh wwwbbhhrrrrbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr clllnnkkkk rrwwhhhh"

it's rlly fucking funny

“Can confirm.”

[ask-starlightverse]

Kenny, Stan and Cartman are Open for Questions!

[orionsp]

I first read "Orion" as onion!! That's actually how I remember the name.

Onion=Orion

Orion=Onion

🧅=🧑‍🦳

[ask-gary]

oh man, let's get this thing up and running again!

asks are now open!

[asksuperbestfriends]

ASK BOX IS OPEN !

( We're still getting final touches set up, but feel free to ask these besties some questions in the meantime to get the ball rolling! )

[ask-marj]

Hi marj:) what was it like letting all the others know you wanted to STAY marjorine and that it wasn’t just a costume anymore ?

Well it was... definitely hard. Just cuz I wasn't sure how they'd respond.

I told Kenny first, w-when I was still figurin' everything out, since he's my best friend. And cuz- well, I figured he'd understand the most, with the Princess Kenny stuff.

A-And turns out he did! So me an' Karen an' him all played dress up and it really help set things in stone for me.

Tellin' everyone else came all at once, when after a while he convinced me to get changed at school and show up as... well, myself.

That part was real nerve wracking. But it went over way better than I thought, cuz after the initial shock, no one really seemed to care.

I was mostly worried about tellin' the other guys... especially Eric.

Turns out they didn't really give a shit either. So everythin' has been normal since.

Sooo yeah! Now the only people I haven't told are my parents. Cuz I'm p-pretty sure they'll kick me out...

[gloomingstar]

Day 39...👼🌟

[choysblog]

It's been a while..

[hisbrunetterootsnumberonehater]

Kenny, tutorial on how to chill out the big baby (cartman)

Heh..I'm pretty good at drawing hands.... No need to congratulate me

(Also idk if it's very clear but Eric's on a beanbag)

[southparkisland]

Where are your parents?

ERIC: Mom said she'd be hanging out with Classi... I guess like every normal day. They might be helping the town today and guarding for any needs or help.

KYLE: My parents went out to search some resources, they've told me they won't arrive 'til afternoon. I guess Ike is in the dragon daycare 'cause of that.

STAN: I... I think they've told me... Mom went to get some wood in the forest and dad went to the farm to water the plants... and today Shelley has free day, but tomorrow is her turn in the daycare.

KYLE: I thought your dad would be going alongside your mom like always.

STAN: Yeah but not today, they're pretty busy these days to make sure there are more resources in the island for everyone, plus food for us.

ERIC: Yeah well...

ERIC: Kenny, what about you-

KENNY: . . .

KYLE: You... know perfectly why we don't mention them, Cartman-

STAN: Kenny, are you ok dude?

KENNY: THEY'RE DEAD.