#Sorry if this dont have sense i just wake up and my english doesn't work well at these hours

[kevotsuka]

I need to hear your detailed thoughts on pregnant bezz lol. It's clear it's going to be like a single dad situation bc he has no clue who the dad is. He's a Lil nervous but the academy is very nice about it. Pecco just wordlessly starts accompanying him to every doctor's appointment. Luca is making sure he gets his prenatal vitamins on time and resting his feet and cele is a little distant at first which makes bezz feel a little sad and he doesn't know what to do about it and Luca comes over to cele and tells him to not hurt bezz when he's expecting and cele feels soo guilty he would never do anything to hurt bezz or the baby but he feels insane about the whole situation and also is a little bit obsessed with bezz and his teeny growing bump anyway they make up and cele never leaves his side like they sleep together and he rubs Bezz's feet and let's Bezz hug his cold post shower body because he's burning up due to the baby. Just my silly thoughts I want your preg bezz thoughtsssssssssss

Anon you're sooo smart because all what you say IS TRUE. Cele is so weird about preg!bezz and luca need to talk with him “how you can make our pregbez being sad?” Jail for celin. Personally I am more into bez/pecco for this AU, but bezz has a harem who cares about him and his lil babybug :)

SO THANKS for waiting for my little silly thoughts about preg!bezz, he’s very important to me lmao.

I'm writing a fic (in spanish) about this snip, i don't think i wanna post it, but preg bezz is a 9k gdocs and tried to kill me 

A thing about Bezz is how PRIVATE he wants to be (he fails). Like, he tried to separate his work and his personal life.

So in my timeline bezz was pregnant in Aus, and at first he had a very asymptomatic preg. Maybe he confuses the symptoms with the consequences of his broken collarbone, idk.

anyways, he don't ride out of weekend, don’t go to the ranch, barely training and lives stressed, sad and high in FEELINGS

It's not until before Valencia (Friday maybe) that he realize “oh, I might be pregnant” and then he DON'T CARE because it's the end of the season and all he want to do is go take a nap with his dog.  He will deal with the bug when the tests are over.

He rides on Saturday and he doesn't do too bad but he hates himself because he could be better, but it is Sunday when he FALLS because Marquez HIT HIM and he realizes that with that blow he could have lost the bug and suddenly it is unacceptable. He drinks beers on an empty stomach, goes to yell at Marc at his truck, drinks some more, goes to SKY and says “Did you know Marquez hit US?”  to anyone who wants to listen to him (people think he's talking about him and Martín, so they don't pay much attention to him)

He goes, picks up his prize completely done and thinking about his bug and how maybe he lost it because of Marquez and cries a little because of the alcohol and hormones, but do you remember that he is a private person?  DON'T TELL ANYONE.  Not his family who is there for him.  Not even Valentino.

pass the valence tests (and Bezz is irresponsible and gets back on the motorcycle) and is wednesday and Marco is at home, with his dog and looking for the number of a former schoolmate who he is sure became a gynecologist and deal with his bug that he may have lost (and he touches his belly and silently begins to pray to a god he hasn't believed in a long time).

 the bug is okay :) But beez need to stop riding rn, avoid the levels of stress that he have subjected his body and mind to in recent weeks.  That is if he want to take the baby to term, if not there is also an abortion clinic quite close there.

THEN he have the dilemma of “have the baby or continue your life as if nothing had happened?”  And the answer is that he will have that baby because he is a selfish man who feels lonely.

THEN, only after the first visit to the gynecologist post valencia test he calls Valentino and says “haha boss sorry I need to terminate my contract due to health problems :(“ and “don't you need a sexy pregnant secretary? I really can't stay without a work rn”

Valentino just lost TWO drivers in less than a month and is, of course, mad as shit, but he's also a father and tells Marco (once he hears that apparently he's going to be GRANDPA because bez is also his son) that it's okay, the academy will help you and support you in everything etc etc if you decide to return.

Marco doesn't want to tell to the boys of the academy.  Like, not at all.  He prefers to go hide in the hills before telling his friends that he chose to be a 'father' instead of chasing everyone's dream and becoming a motogp world champion etc etc

So he doesn't tell them anything (yet, he will eventually).

It is made public that he will leave the category to focus on his health and this is how the boys at the academy find out that Marco will not compete in the following season.  and Bezz practically vanished from the face of the earth.

 It is not until January, on Pecco's birthday, that he asks to meet when Bezz sends him a message to congratulate him.

Bezz says “Well, meet me at the hospital” and Pecco is clearly panicking and running to the address Bezz gave him.

 Then he sees Bezz in the parking lot, beaming and wearing those horrible oversized clothes that he likes so much and he can finally breathe easy.  He tries to ask Marco how he's been and why he disappeared, but Bezz asks him about the academy, about his family, about Pecco's grandmother??  as they walk through the hospital, towards the maternity section and Pecco begins to suspect

Then they arrive at reception, the secretary tells them that they are on time and Pecco is panicking while Marco drags him to the gynecologist, who only raises an eyebrow when she sees the MotoGP world champion there but greets him easily.

Then it's a haze for Pecco, Bezz talks about the changes in his body and the gynecologist tells Marco that they are normal things, that he has been very good and that his baby, whom Bezz insists on calling bug, has no health problems visible and developing very well for being 15 weeks old.  She then turns to Pecco and asks him to remind Marco to take his supplements because he tends to get very forgetful sometimes and that he is glad to finally meet the father.  And have him sign some documents that he has overdue :)

Pecco comes out with ink stains on his hands, lots of questions, and a strip of ultrasounds while Marco laughs at him and his expression.  Then bezz explains that he needed a companion who can come sign the papers.  That does not link Pecco to the child, only to Marco in case his family cannot come look for him in an emergency related to his baby.

Pecco: what.

[blxetsi]

modern levi ackerman dating headcanons

lowercase intended !

levi ackerman x gn!reader

- firstly, lets get love language out of the way

- i think his love language would be acts of service

- so like, he'll brew your coffee for you and set out your favourite mug when he goes to the kitchen to make his tea (bc we all know he'd wake up earlier than you 🙄)

- or he'll pick up a muffin from your favourite bakery on his way home

- or if you ask him to remind you to do something later, he's immediately writing it out on a sticky note and sticking it somewhere youd notice

- he notices youre getting low on your favourite moisturizer ? or lipbalm ? he's taking a picture of the packaging and getting it the next time he drives past walmart or smth

- he just does little things that help make your day better

- now i feel like a lot of people say this already, but he is NOT very comfortable with public displays of affection

- its not that he doesnt like it when you touch him, or hold his hand, or kiss his cheek, he just gets flustered and feels like everyone is watching you two

- but one thing he does allow is looping your arms together while you walk, especially in crowded streets

- it doesnt mean he doesnt like being close with you, he just hates doing it public. when youre alone ? hes ALL OVER YOU.

- "will you play with my hair ?"

- "levi im working."

- "okay can you multitask ?" motherfucker 😐

- doesnt matter if hes the big spoon or little spoon, just being close to you is enough.

- also would try and get used to your love language

- if your love language is physical touch hes genuinely surprised by how many times you put his hands on him each day (NOT in a sexual way) like even his mother never touched him as much and he's a momma's boy 😳

- when you wake up your coming out to the kitchen to fill your coffee, but not before kissing the top of his head as you walk past

- then youre guzzling down your coffee like its water before putting it in the sink and walking back, petting his head in the process

- you'll hug him while hes cooking, or brushing his teeth. youre giving him kisses before he leaves and when he comes home, just little small acts of love, but it happens so frequently that levi cant help but notice it

- your love language is verbal affirmations ? youre getting your coffee while saying "goodmorning beautiful"

- "i love yous" are thrown at him a lot, they never fail to make him feel better

- youll compliment this man and he short circuits for a second, quickly gets used to it as time goes on

- also too i think he'd be taller in a modern au, but not very very tall like erwin, im talking 5'7" to 5'9"

- and he's fine with his height, it doesn't bother him that much, he's the average height of a man so what's the big deal ?

- also he really doesnt care about height either. youre shorter than him ? cool, that means he can bend down to give you little forehead kisses. around the same height as him ? awesome, that makes it easier for him to give you a peck on the lips. taller than him ? mf he'll climb you like a tree if he has to. really doesn't care.

- also doesn't have a preferences for body type or anything. he thinks that character is way more important than looks 100% and he'll always find different things about you beautiful. your laugh is weird ? k now he's making you two watch a john mulaney special to so youll laugh. hate your belly and wanna lose weight, he's holding you and telling you to only lose weight if you genuinely want to be "healthier" and not so you get skinny. your acne scars bother you ? he's kissing your cheeks a lot more than usual, but you can't complain. literally Loves Every Part of You

- also i think his family would absolutely ADORE YOU and his friends for that matter

- miss kuchel is pulling you into a hug the first time she sees you, and is so accomodating and sweet. shes genuinely interested in your interests and what you do for a living, and will NOT hesitate to get levi's baby pictures out if you ask.

- his uncle ? he probably wont be there for the family dinner, but then kuchel's gonna call him up like "levi's s/o ?? absolutely spectacular !!" and then hes like "huh maybe i gotta come visit to see the runt and his lover"

- also i think in a modern au, kuchel wouldve gotten really sick when levi is a boy, so kenny would have came home to take care of his sister and try and take care of levi. in the end she got better, and he went back to his own home, but now she requests that he come for at least one family holidy so they can all spend it together

- BUT back to mr. ackerman

- idk what he'd do in modern times, i used to think he'd be a good english professor for a university, but then i saw a headcanon that he'd go into law school and become a lawyer, and honestly ?? it makes sense

- after a long day at work he just wants to come home to you, he'll find you on the couch reading or doing some of your own work, so he'll just slip off his coat and blazer and undo his tie while slipping off his shoes by the door. before plopping his head in your lap and requesting you to play with his hair.

- if you don't live with him hes taking a shower and then immediately calling you asking to come over. if you can ?? great he'll be in bed waiting to be spooned. if not, thats fine, but levi would like to facetime and rant.

- also has the absolute WORST road rage

- "that little prick cut me off !"

- "levi he's taking his driver's test !"

- "so ? i hope that instructor doesn't give the idiot a pass 🙄" and then will immediately honk his horn at the poor kid.

- also wouldnt be a clean freak like in canonverse. his whole "everything has to be spotless" stuff stems from trauma, specifically being left in an apartment with his decaying mother for weeks on end, but since kuchel is alive that never happens

- were things a little hectic during the time she was sick ? sure ! but kenny always tried to tidy up a bit when he saw it was getting to levi.

- levi just likes things to be neat and tidy, he doesnt do a deep clean of his apartment every two weeks, but always makes sure to clean up his messes as soon as they happen

- also doesnt like to fight

- his mom raised him with the idea that communication is key, and always encouraged him to "explain why hes upset" so they could work together to come up with a solution

- its something hes taken with him to adulthood, and even though sometimes he sounds like hes talking to a child when hes trying to get you to "use your words" he really doesnt mean to

- if youre yelling at him he'll stand there like 😐 and wait until youre out of breath so he can say "okay lets talk about this"

- is also very handy

- have a hole in your wall ? hes coming over to fix it

- need a lightbulb changed ? hes got u dont worry

- you need to assemble a piece of furniture ? he glances at the step by step guide once before hes putting it together

- hes so great at that stuff, and you only have kenny to thank

- literally when kenny first came to stay with levi and kuchel when she was sick, the kitchen light went out and he asked levi to screw another lightbulb in, the poor kid stood there like 🤨 and when kenny said "what ? you don't know how to change a fucking lightbulb ?" levi shook his head and said "uncle kenny im seven 😐"

- kenny was APPALLED. and immediately made it his mission to make levi as handy as himself.

- also, dates with him are rlly lowkey.

- he likes being in your company, so staying home and ordering take out is AWESOME in his opinion. sometimes he'll dress up and make a fancy meal with you.

- if you like going to carnivals and stuff, he's reluctant but eventually caves. wins you a lot of the prizes.

- "fuck. this shit is rigged y/n"

- "sorry levi, lets go do something else !"

- "what ? no. give me another dollar im getting you that fucking turtle"

- hange always wants to see you. levi makes it his life mission to keep you away from them as much as possible. not because he doesnt want you to get along with his friends, just because he knows that hange will spill some embarassing secrets from his college days.

- erwin ? hes okay but hes on thin fucking ice.

- also is very gentlemanly. will not only hold the door for you but for everyone. hes waiting in line for his order and someone comes up behind him and asks him to scootch so they can get some napkins ? mf its grabbing a handful himself and handing it to the person, wishing them a nice day with a small smile. hes just like,, a genuinely good person

- his singing voice ? immaculate. will he sing for you ? no.

- he also loves playing board games with you. like chess or checkers. you love playing board games with him and his friends, specifically monopoly. hange makes moblit form an alliance with them. mike is a lone wolf, and erwin and levi are always helping each other out until erwin betrays him. lots of trust is ruined between these game nights, but you literally cant bring yourself to care because its so fun to watch it unfold

this is my first headcanon thingy !! im v excited !! hope u all enjoyed 🤩✨ should i do more headcanons like these ???

- all in all, levi is a cool guy, and a cool bf.

[onewomancitadel]

I went to bed early last night so I missed that Chapter 14 came out. I've been reading it morning, on the edge of my seat.

This Chapter was a lot. In a good way. Like, a lot happened. Tyrian was killed. Salem came back. Ruby being weird finally paid off being a vision from the God of Light in adverse to Cinder seeing the God of Darkness. Ruby seeing Summer. Ruby then going with Salem? A bit questionable, but I think there is more going on with that scene, I'll catch it on a reread.

Cinder waking up in Jaune's arms was just, great. The mentioning of the dream, ah. I loved all of Jaune and Cinder's moments. And the way the Chapter ended, awww. A lot has happened, and I can't wait to see what happens next.

A few after thoughts, what was with Nora giving Cinder a matronly look? Wish I could see from another's perspective, not that this isn't fine. This is totally fine, making your readers curious for more insight is good stuff. Really makes me wonder about the behind the scenes that Cinder hasn't seen/ doesn't know.

The Gillian/Carmine thing was surprising, I had assumed she was dead. Ah well, tragic Romeo and Juliet vibes big time. I hate Romeo and Juliet, how much I liked the two lovers from enemy families,, to a simple misunderstanding causing great tragedy in the end, I much prefer happy endings, less sad feelings that way. In highschool we had an English teacher, she got most of us to watch a Gangster version of Romeo and Juliet with wonderful and young Leonardo. It was silly, a retelling of Romeo and Juliet except they were from rival mob families, a more modern telling. I can't forget that ending scene, and to sum up what I'm trying to say, basically Romeo and Juliet vibes all over these two girls who thought they could trick and beat Salem.

The scene with Emerald and Mercury finding Cinder was great. Also, yay. All three have finally been collected, I dont remember who said it but in the Chapter where Mercury joined the group, I swear, someone made a joke about collecting them, and Jaune laughed to himself because unbeknownst to everyone at the time, Cinder was up in his room. Ah, the good ole days.

And lastly, Jaune. Oh Jaune. I remember an earlier Chapter where Jaune was thinking if redemption was possible for Tyrian. Even if it was just for a moment, and now this. From trying to kill Cinder, to killing Penny, and now Tyrian. I like how Cinder got upset. Character Development on both sides of the same aura bonded coin.

I love this story. Every single one of your Chapters has brought a smile to my face, even the terrible separation between our two fated characters. I don't know what life is like for you, but I know that life can be hard for me, most of my friends, some of them in particular. Make sure you prioritize yourself over this story and over us. Even if it takes months for us to get another Chapter maybe even years, maybe the story will never be finished. I'm not saying it won't, I'm not saying that it will take years for another Chapter. All that I am trying to say is, Thank You for everything so far, Thank You for putting your time and effort into this story, it really, honestly shows and I'm proud to have found this, just like I hope that you're proud for writing it. One last time because I can't say it enough, Thank You.

Hi anon, it's great to hear from you (: Yeah, sorry about the posting time, I don't know how I still haven't figured it out.

Thank you so much for reading and sending this feedback.

Regarding Ruby and Salem, I'm sorry if parts of the story don't work for you, that's ok if it doesn't. It's just fanfic I put out after all. If you give it a reread I hope you find things that make it make more sense. It was my intention to foreshadow it as well, and I do also take the attitude that Ruby and Cinder are twinned... I'm not sure how successful it is after all.

Cinder waking up in Jaune's arms was just, great. The mentioning of the dream, ah. I loved all of Jaune and Cinder's moments. And the way the Chapter ended, awww. A lot has happened, and I can't wait to see what happens next.

I'm glad you did. (: I realise that this fic is spectacularly self-indulgent, I apologise in advance.

A few after thoughts, what was with Nora giving Cinder a matronly look? Wish I could see from another's perspective, not that this isn't fine. This is totally fine, making your readers curious for more insight is good stuff. Really makes me wonder about the behind the scenes that Cinder hasn't seen/ doesn't know.

Again it's completely fine if things don't work for you. I'm just not really sure how to address criticism like this because I don't want to tell you what to think, but I'll try to explain. My intention was to indicate the relationship changing and some of Nora's more kind of protective/caring characteristics demonstrated in V7/8 and sort of playing with the idea Nora is sort of judging/chastising her in a non-antagonistic way, especially with Cinder's step-mother/mother issues lol. I don't know, I thought it was funny. And yes, there is intentional perspective limitation and I'm not writing other perspectives than Jaune and Cinder. I hope that the coming chapters have some more dynamic interactions though, we're getting out of the bottleneck.

The Gillian/Carmine thing was surprising, I had assumed she was dead.

So did Carmine. And yeah, the Baz Luhrmann adaptation is interesting, I only have distant recall of it but it's very dreamy and electric. I'm not really big on Shakespeare since I prefer Greek tragedy. But yes, there are tragic romance elements compared to the comedy romance of Jaune/Cinder. I was concerned that I handled Gillian/Carmine poorly but I hope with an ensemble cast large enough with lesbian and bisexual characters etc. it would not come off in poor taste, but I can see how it might. (For context, Gillian and Carmine are actually canon characteres from the books I noticed which both respectively foil Jaune and Cinder...)

Also, yay. All three have finally been collected, I dont remember who said it but in the Chapter where Mercury joined the group, I swear, someone made a joke about collecting them, and Jaune laughed to himself because unbeknownst to everyone at the time, Cinder was up in his room. Ah, the good ole days.

That was Yang. (: Yes, I really committed to the idea didn't I.

And lastly, Jaune. Oh Jaune. I remember an earlier Chapter where Jaune was thinking if redemption was possible for Tyrian. Even if it was just for a moment, and now this. From trying to kill Cinder, to killing Penny, and now Tyrian. I like how Cinder got upset. Character Development on both sides of the same aura bonded coin.

Yes, I think it's a given that in a story where you're interested in redemption you have to wonder about what the motivation of your villains vs. redeemed villains are and what are the precipitating conditions. I think there are even stories to be told about characters like Tyrian (with a major focus on them) that if not redeem but at least humanise or inject pathos into them, but that's not really appropriate to R/WBY and not especially with the ensemble cast. A character like Tyrian is doing broader character work beyond the scope of his own path. I'm glad you liked that element with Cinder, I think it's a more interesting path (especially when it's coming from a place of self-concern and like, the foundation of their relationship) than her goading him on.

Regarding the ending of your message, I really appreciate it, thank you. I hope life is easier for you and your friends and I can contribute something light.

And I'm really sorry for the disappointing elements honestly. I'm not really sure how to mitigate it.

Regarding the completion of the fic, I have every intention of completing it and have been going at a fairly steady and regular pace. I do appreciate the patience though and that means a lot because I am afraid of disappointing readers. I hope to update more regularly in the coming chapters.

I really appreciate hearing back from readers and it's very vulnerable so thank you for getting in touch and following the story. It means a lot to me. I hope you have a great day. <3

[monstrous-beauty]

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