#Sorry if this doesnt sound jigsaw-y enough I've only seen 1 saw movie
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talbot-larry · 1 month ago
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Jigsaw voice: "Mr Whannell, Leigh, by now you are probably panicking. As you've noticed you are chained in an exact replica of the Saw 2004 bathroom, a movie you wrote and starred in, movies you should have stuck with. See, Mr. Whannel, you have a gift for killings monsters, or their legacies at least. In front of you is a sketch pad. Both your hands and the pencil are covered in heavy strength lube (VERY difficult to wipe off). I want you to draw a werewolf. An honest to god, werewolf. And write a small bio about it under it that is original and compelling with an appreciation of the original legend. Monitoring your progress (cameras have been placed above and around the sketchpad) are a panel of furry artists and werewolf fans. You have 60 minutes. If you disatisfy the panel by not drawing it with fur or go past the timer, VERY convincing photos of you at the infamous Rainfurrest 2015 convention will systematically be released on your twitter, every social media platform, and the busiest subreddits. Why are you chained? The eraser is 1 foot out of your reach. Are you confident enough to draw 1 draft? Good luck.
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