#Sorry if I’m excluding any other shoe-bearing nations out there you’re still crazy though
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if you wear shoes in the house
EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN TO MY FOREIGN FACE WHY YOU WEAR YOUR FILTHY DIRTY PREPPY LITTLE VANS ON THE CARPET I JUST WASHED
#Please explain yourself if you do#Why do people keep their shoes on??#As a child I’d watch shows like Jessie or movies like home alone and they just WALK RIGHT IN. ON THE BED.#And child me would stare in horror#raised in a Russian home I cannot understand. Even in an Americanized house I still can’t grasp the idea#Do all Americans keep their shoes on in the house? All my neighbors did#Sorry if I’m excluding any other shoe-bearing nations out there you’re still crazy though
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