#Songbird is silly

[edenthebat]

sorry op but you can't hide those tags

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[edenthebat]

I wonder if I should make ones of those "if this gets to x notes I'll do this thing" posts but also I feel like I wouldn't be able to hold up my end of the bargain lol

[edenthebat]

"I knew you were tall!" -Mumbo Jumbo, when Martyn tried to steal the sub one club's enchanter.

I love this already and it's only session one.

[edenthebat]

WAIT THERE’S A NEW SEASON OF THE LIFE SERIES??????? YESSSSSSS NEW THING TO WATCH 10 DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES OF HELL YEAH

[edenthebat]

stawberry

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[edenthebat]

A-ha? Like Taaaaaaake Ooooooon Meeeeee A-ha? Is that the kind of joke you want?

Please respond in a timely manner, as I'll beeee gooooone in a day or twooooooooooooooooooooooooo

omg this is amazing. this is not the aha jokes that post is talking about but it's amazing nonetheless ty <333

(for context: in Last Life (aka Season 2 of the Life Series) one of the groups (The Southlands) had a joke where they kept fitting 'aha' into anything they could. Here's a clip courtesy of Martyn ITLW, part of said group: https://youtube.com/shorts/WEFTYIS3z5s?feature=shared warning for loud laughter lmao)

[edenthebat]

getting called old by my friends on my birthday is. certainly a feeling lmao

not even a legal adult yet. also the youngest humanoid in my irl family

[edenthebat]

"I spy with my little Eye.. literally everything."

[edenthebat]

@faaarawayyy is this abel coded?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette

[edenthebat]

oh my god i forgot to post a pic of izzy lol remind me to do that in like 20 mins pls

about this (link) post

[ma-ie]

live photos of me from tonight after working a 9 hr shift at the movie theater and hearing “president snow is hot” at least 14 times

[binarisunset]

An actual deleted scene from the movie trust me you guys

[edenthebat]

I HEREBY INITIATE BOOP WAR

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I am free for the next hour and a half

G e t r e a d y

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

when i tell u i laughed out loud when i read this

[maysrinn]

And with that the 2024 season comes to an end~

Happy new year everyone ✨🎆

[binarisunset]

something I think a lot of people forget when talking about snowjanus’s dynamic is the fact that they genuinely get along. When I finally read the book, I was surprised to see how well they bounce off of each other. And Sejanus is constantly making Coriolanus laugh and smile!!!

Even when they’re in the arena, they’re still laughing at their silly little joke 😭

Mind you they’re literally in a death trap? They quite literally could die right there and they still got time to laugh and tease each other. That’s chemistry, baby!

Also these interactions from when they’re still in the Capitol…alright.

“And he was about to return it” they’re just two silly boy friends.

And Sejanus is such a tease when it comes to Coriolanus:

like yes they’re toxic and tragic and unhealthy but they were also just two boys who used to smile and laugh and tease each other. Not everything about them is as bleak as a lot of people make it up to be.