#Some may say nicknaming her Beetle after the horrible transformation is mean but she's always loved my ironic witticisms

[moonshroooms]

"#90% of the time when my bestie calls without warning" for some reason i misread those tags as.... my beetle??? and i was sitting there for like 3 minutes trying to figure out what kind of petname was that 😭

Oh y'know my very normal and casual best friend Beetle. Yeah she got hit by the Kafka beam last year but I DID say I'd love her if she was a worm so this isn't THAT different right 🪲