#Snakeeeeeee

[brutalitybunny]

so we know about jin tohma cigarette scene but what if tohma just does that with all of his boytoys

[bumble-the-sun-bee]

🐍get snaked🐍

:0

Snakeeeeeee

[cloudcountry]

YESSSSSS!!!!! LET'SSSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I DID ITTTT I KICKED JAMIL'S ASSSSSS!!!!

I LEVELED UP A FLOYD CARD AND HE SQUEEZED THAT STUPID SNAKEEEEEEE!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHSHSHSGAGAHAGSHSJCYKZMHXHTZGJZHRAJYSHTAYJZHRAKY

I LOVE THAT YOU CAN READ THE AMOUNT FO EXCITEMENT YOURE FEELING RN AWWW IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

*They then see Kazuichi walk into the kitchen to get a drink.*

Awh jeez, today was so tiresome, first I had to fight a load of guys, then fix a bunch of crap. I need a break.

*Kazuichi opens his cupboard and..*

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SNAKE!!! SNAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

That was amazing!!

Yeah, wasnt half bad.

Hahahahaha! His reaction was priceless!

[taylor-all-intents-and-purposes]

SNAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAAKE FUCKING SNAKEEEEEEE

[smellycatswiftbrat]

I was out on my morning run (listening to Reputation, of course) and I almost stepped on a (very alive) snake. @taylorswift YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME

[tanakavox]

If Summer lived in the Fanaus Zwei au

Taiyang sat in the living room drinking his coffee, casually strolling through channels when his wife burst into the room with a panicked look on her face. She starts to look around the room frantically, lifting the table up, alongside the t.v itself. Her tail was stiff and unmoving. She turns to Tai and rushes up to him and grabs his shoulder and stares deep into his soul, freaking him out a bit.

Summer:(panic)Have you seen Zwei?!

Taiyang:Last time I checked he was in his room, what's the big deal?

Summer:It's quiet!

Taiyang:Yes, and? The girls left with Qrow, so it's just the three of us here. 

Summer groans ar his oblivious and punches his arm lightly.

Summer:You dumb fucking blonde! If a child is quiet, that means they're doing something they aren't supposed to! And we have a feral 5 year old that's been quiet for a freaking HOUR?!  Zwei can barely stand still for a minute, much less be quiet for an hour! I'm going up stairs right now. He could be eating a roach! Or he found something from our room he shouldn't be touching!

Summer then moves the fastest Tai has ever seen  her gone before as she dashes past him and up the stairs, managing to knock down and break a lamp. Tai sighed and stood up and followed his wife up the stairs.

Taiyang:I think your overreacting a bit ba-

Tai was interrupted by a loud scream from Summer.

Summer:ZWEI! LET GO! GIVE THAT TO MOMMY!

Taiyang speeds up a bit and pokes his head into his youngest room to a sight he wasn't ready for. Summer was playing tug of war with their child. What was in his hands nearly made Taiyang panicked as well.  It was a huge snake that nearly dwarfed Zwei. Zwei struggled to keep his gripe on the snake a combination of the snake trying to wiggle of his grasp and his mother's strength made it a challenge for him. Taiyang rushes forward and grab zwei's hands , prying his fingers off the snake. Summer holds the snake by the neck walking to the nearest window thst was open and chuck it into the forest, it whipping through the air out of sight. Zwei stare blankly at the window for a few seconds before he started to scream.

Zwei:MY SNAKEEEEEEE! Give it back!

He tried to force his way out of Tai'a grasp but his small child body didn't even move his father an inch. As Tai held on to the screaming toddler, he avoided eye contact with Summer. He knew what was gonna happen 

Summer:Tai.

Taiyang sigh and turns to look at his wife's smug face, her tail moving back and forward. It irritate him but 

Summer:Who was right? Hmm? Who overreacting? HMMMMM?!

Taiyang:Shouldn't we focus on the fact our child found a snake that was bigger then our son? And the fact he's screaming his head off.

Summer: Oh of course. But afterwards, who was still right there will be much gloating later! As well as a Chrous of, "I fu-freaking told you so!"

Taiyang:You nearly cursed.

Summer:Don't change the subject.

Zwei:Still screaming.

[agathario]

mom is a snakeeeeeee

[axel109714m]

THERE'S A sNAKEEEEEEE IN DAS IN BOOOT YEAHHHHHH

[malloryswiftie13]

I can’t believe I was scared of snakes, and every time I see one now I’m like “SNAKEEEEEEE”... Taylors impact.. damn.

[amsellen]

Snakeeeeeee. May I ask why being a snake Is such a recent trend????

[blueberrypancakepotbellygirl]

*peeling PVA glue off hand* i am snAKEEEEEEE

[capitan--gamer]

Responde snake... ¿snake? Snakeeeeeee :'v . . . #metalgear #metalgearsolid #videojuegos #bigboss #konami #videosgamer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_yL5ikgG72/?igshid=1icgaltcvo48y

[yourenottaylorsorry-blog]

IT'S A SNAKEEEEEEE, WE'VE BEEN KNEWWWWW @taylorswift

[youre-the-sun-flower]

I WANT A SNAKE SO BAAAAAAAAD WHY CANT I HAVE A SNAKEEEEEEE

[tonibernal]

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