#Smash Hits

[gazehoundz]

bro i could fuck up a perfectly good thing right now

[witchrealms]

smash hits magazine, december 1984

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[lisamarie-vee]

[lcdsoundsystem]

[eternallydamnedjay]

Strawberry Switchblade in Smash Hits 8, May 21, 1985

[80sheaven]

"Slave To Love" - Bryan Ferry. Full-page advert from Smash Hits, April 1985.

[judesbway]

BREATHLESS!!😮‍💨🫡

[lafflanes]

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

Smash Hits (January 7-20, 1982)

Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (lyrics)

[heartbeatkitty]

Courtesy of the Smash Hits Yearbook (1988), here are some tips if you're inviting Freddie Mercury over for dinner!

TRANSCRIPTION:

Simple Tips If You're Having Lord Frederick Lucan of Mercury Round For Dinner (courtesy of his personal assistant Joe Fanelli)

Exotic food is a winner - try North African food, curries or good French cooking.

Don't try veal - he might go all queasy.

Carrots are off too.

Lamb is decidedly "iffy" - don't risk it.

Remember, if he brings Brian May, meat is off altogether - nothing but vegetables and fish, matey.

Remember, if he brings John Deacon, to have something simple and traditional in reserve - try pie and mash.

Remember that, if he brings Roger Taylor with him, lamb is no longer just "iffy" - it's a recipe (geddit?) for disaster.

Avoid all jovial mid-meal ripostes like "if you don't eat meat you won't get no pudding" or "I'll wash, you dry."

Happy cooking!

[rottingapplecore]

Robert Smith this is your life - May 1986 Smash Hits

[witchrealms]

smash hits magazine, april/may 1985

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[lisamarie-vee]

[lcdsoundsystem]

Rihanna and Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump photographed by David LaChapelle for MTV’s Video Music Awards (2007)

[world-of-celebs]

Billie Piper at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party held at the London Docklands Arena on December 9, 2001 in London. 

[80sheaven]

Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" lyrics poster from Smash Hits (August 1985).