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A collage zine I made this summer and never posted whoops. It's an actual zine too - full 8.5x11 scan below!
#Palisade#My art#friends at the table#Baldwin home you will always be famous to ms#F@tt#I'm actually really proud of this one esp considering it's small irl size!#Please excuse the quality my library has a shitty scanner#id in alt text#If you can't tell what something is you can check the alt text!#Whoops tumblr fucked up the formatting let's try again
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I love looking up bug facts to subconsciously apply to my hcs. I'm not sure how it's never come to me but yeah bees don't eat other bugs (intentionally), the image of Hive Knight accompanying Vespa to an important Hallownest diplomatic meeting and worrying about a vegetarian option sounds really funny
#hes been standing for hours completely drained and has been having suck awkward energy with the hollow also being a knight#but like a perfect sanded down idol of a knight#and hes like ''fuck it all when are we gonna eat''#and then pk claps his stupid hands and they bring in trays of meat and hes like ''FUUUUCK !!!!''#Vespa eating it w no issue cuz its a small portion (relative to her size) and Hive knight is sweating and gripping the table cloth#someone get him some fucking pollen#i dont think vespa would ever do hallownest meetings but the idea is funny
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Melotober - Day 31 - Spoopy
Happy LATE Halloween!
[ reminder that this blog follows a 'rf2 Kyle is rf1 Lynette's son' headcanon♥ ]
#Melotober#I will NEVER be over the Halloween Graff Arts. If I ever claim to be kill the imposter immediately#Rune Factory#Rune Factory 2#RF#RF2#Rune Factory Lynette#RF Lynette#RF Kyle#FINISHED. A day late as I give out candy on Halloween but Yesterday was SUCH a good afternoon!! So many good costumes!!#And REALLY polite kids coming to the door too!#I even had my drawing tablet outside on the table with me and some kiddos got to see me starting these lines!#Kudos to the 3 who were SUPER curious who earned themselves extra candy#I'll take 'Prompts Margot's had in her notes since last year' for 1000#You can't tell me that Lynette hasn't discovered Roman Candles of a small size that fit inside the fake flintlock#or just a small sparkling firework. Something stupid bright#but YES I will never be over the Graff art. I love all of the. Am SO happy i have my entire silly HC family in the Halloween style#and I survived!! Finished!! Even if two days got delayed I got through!#Have a good night all!! I'm going to take a few days-a week and throw myself into the Red Dead Redemption [1] PC release to decompress#let's go from one eyepatch wearing reformed antagonist to another- because I clearly have a type#Margot's RF Art#Rune Factory Kyle
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Slooooowly rotating the idea of a Last Dragonborn who is ACTUALLY atmoran (unlike Tiber who just pretended to be/got mythologized as being one), or, well, a Sea Giant born and raised on one of atmoras more survivable satellite islands and just the comedy potential of All That.
#they can wear a belt just hanging all the MANY TINY AXES the jarls give them on it#Theyre just CONSISTENTLY confused AF at how TINY their cousin people the nords got#They talk about it with the plains giants and they are like “yea somehow they just got like that. Stopped eating enough I guess.”#SOOO confused at the civil war and ulfric claiming to be a more true nord when NONE of these heathens are worshipping the old gods right an#who tf is this tiny dead man theyre praying to and he is way way way too small to be atmoran#and so on#OH... and them drinking sanguine under the table just thanks to their SIZE#tes#the elder scrolls
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You ever wake up from a dream so fucked that you have to sit there for 10 minutes after waking to rewrite the ending so that you can move on with your day or are you normal
#messages from knave#i keep having these ongoing dreams about an alternate reality version of my life#mainly about my parents#like right after i lost my job i had a dream that they'd moved to another state on a whim#and just told me to either upend my entire life to move to florida with them or figure it out#and i ended up moving into a much shittier apartment before realizing 'wait i have a whole house' and moving back into my own house in NJ#and then last night i dreamed I'd visited them and spent a day with my nephews then we all went to a wrestling match#and then after almost being run over by my dad cause he started driving while i was getting into the car#we go back to their house and i take a fat nap only to wake up in the dream and discover that I've disturbed this thumbelina sized toddler#that my mom jad apparentky adopted and then completely forgot about. and we wtruggled to getbit comfortable again on its little ved#then it escaped as toddlers do and i went through a comedy of errors trying to find it only to find it seemingly plastic and lifeless#only for it to start going through rapid metamorphosis into an adult and running around my parents house#my dad and i tried to stop it from growing up becuase every transformation opened up a new pocket dimension or something#then the dream changed into something else as my brain slowly booted back up from a migraine back into reality and i woke up#but the visage of a polly pocket sized toddler being left behind in my adult sized bed really shook me for some reason#it was so small and it was on a teeny pink pillow and it had a little purple teddy it kept dropping#but now I'm thinking of the logitstics of actually raising a child you could step on and squash by accident#that must be nerve wracking like how did thumbelina make it to adulthood without being confibed to a single room or even a single table#cause my first instinct is to build a diarama on a table for them and never let them leave until they're old enough to dodge
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#;windy’s edit#gonkillu#hxh#gon x killua#hunter x hunter#killua#TORADORA IS GONKI THE END#I FOUND THIS OFFICIAL TORADORA ART AND IT WAS SEALED FATE#TORADORA GONKI#THE SIZE DIF AHHHHHHHHHH#SMALL KI AHHHHHHHH#THEY BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AHHHHHHHHHH#NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM#KI IS SO PRETTY AND ALSO AHHHH SO CUTE#HIS LITTLE SMILE#HIS LITTLE HANDS HES SO PRECIOUS#KI DESERVES TO BE HAPPY#AHHHHH CRADLES JUST THIS IN MY ARMS#AHHHHHHHHHH#K-Ki KI AHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭😭😭#HES SO CUTE HE DESERVES THE WORLD#GONKI GONKI GONKI SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE#IF I DONT SEE KI HAPPY 🔫#IF I DONT SEE GON GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE FOR KI WITH A TEDDY BEAR THAT HOLDS A LITTLE RING BOX I DONT WANT IT#THEY ARE MARRIED AHHHHHHHHH#AND KIS THE PRETTIEST LITTLE BRIDE#THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY THATS ALL THAT MATTERS 😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🥺🤲#I KNOW MY TUMBLR IS A FLATLINE RN but I’m posting it here anyway!#Shame? No! Don’t feel it! I JUST LIKE POSTING WHAT I LIKE POSTING ANYTHING ELSE IS A BONUS#LOOOK AT KIS PRECIOUS SMILE AHHHHH
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Slider is that kind of friend who takes Ice in the most strange fucking place in every city they're in, but those places always have two things in common: they're empty and far enough from the city that if he needs to decompress by shouting, nobody would notice. It's nice, makes Ice feel a little more settled in his skin, and leaves him that sense of being seen and loved without having to manage his father, his or the Navy's expectations.
#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner#iceman & slider friendship#iceman screams in the void and decompress all his feelings and he flies feet on the ground and no bound#sometimes they laugh and sometimes the cry#it always ends with a cold beer in his hands and comfort food on their too small table for their size in their navy house#ice is greatful for slider and his friendship every day#your honor their friendship is special to me#top gun (1986)
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I have the app for our store bc I get my meds through work on my phone and they announce every fucking sale like "$8,000 in SAVINGS!" and show every fucking item and every time I get that push notification I go "you shut your whore mouth and stop telling them ab that" gsgsgdgdg
Then I scour the online ad to make sure I don't have a gazillion sale items on there. Got lucky this time 😏 there's like just baby shit listed and it's two items, I don't even think they're on sale, just like "look what you can buy!" But still shut up stop telling people we have sales 😭 go away
#marquilla#i know why they market it the way they do and if i was just a customer i could see being like oh well let me look and see!#but i HATE sales items so so much bc then i run out of popular sizes and people get mad and ask if we have more and it's like shop online#then idk what to fucking tell you the company only sent us like two size 7s per box and other people have size 7 kids go the fuck away 😭#in the pjs they always short me size 7 and it drives me insane bc ill get like 5 size 8s per box that no one wants and a million size 2s but#god forbid they give me enough 4s or 7s 🙄 and they're UGLY whdgdgdggdg like the winter boy ones are in and so so ugly#or like Leevies (i fuck up the brand names to not get corp attention sggdggd im paranoid okay plus its funny like Sharter's) only sends me#a small handful of size 8s and 16s and ofc those are the most popular and a million size 6 and 7s (lol)#like fuckers give me equal amounts per size ya fuck heads#oh and dont get me started on the toddler shit that goes to size 5. they always give like ONE size 5 per goddamn box. ONE! assholes#anyways im just glad i dont have any items on sale bc im in clearance hell rn and ive had enough of 'A SALE?! I MUST DESTROY THIS TABLE!'#fuckers like look with your eyes not with your hands and for the love of fucking god stop opening shit
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im actually floored by how well the girls are getting along. they're all running on the wheel together and just napping. they are literally so chill together rn it's insane
#i was expecting it to go so much worse not even joking#it's why i decided to do it today bc i figured it would take them a while to really settle in and wanted them to be somewhat familiar by th#time the 50 gal came in#but honestly? theyre so chill rn.#mochi and sushi fought like one time since the time i got them despite not really liking each other so it's kinda interesting that they#arent opting to fight as much as some other mice even during the intros.#and they dont really chase like how the 5 p's did during their intro to the curries. the p's were bullying the curries HARDCORE.#pepper still does tbh but pepper does it with everyone bc shes an asshole and hates everyone#i do feel bad tho bc now theyre all in a (for the group size) small tank with no real enrichment for the next few days#potentially even the whole weekend if fedex is shit#but it helps the bonding#some sites (usually just brits) always say 'oh you need to leave tem in the small bonding tank for a week or more!'#and they say you should spend DAYS for each step of introductions. so literally waiting hours before you give back food and water and a hid#sorry not sorry but i have never ever ever needed to do this with any of my introductions.#the fighting is gonna happen regardless. mice who have lived with eachother for years will still fight. if you waited until 'a few days#of peace after a fight' then you'd have them in the small bare bones tank for their whole lives#i never even did intros this elaborate the last two times. i just introduced them on the table and when i was done setting up the tank with#clean stuff i put them back in. they fought but it's just because MOST of my girls are pretty dominant. theyre all related so thats why#the only reason im doing the bare bones small cage method is because its such a big group and it can be very fragile at first.#but honestly hese girlies are so chill coded it's wild#the ladies
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yooo, not that I have money laying around for this, but hypothetically, iiiiif someone was wanting at some point to commission another canvas clong painting... how much do you thing that would (purely hypothetically) run for fhsnsmajs
Id say like $60.
for those going, I was planning on taking a few 4x4 customs at Furpoc at this price so if you want a custom clong painting hmu there.
#i know that seems high for a small painting but it does take a few hours to paint something that size plus materials etc#I was also thinking of just painting more clongs in different colors and having them at the table as premades#asks
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#after getting my ass beat by jobligations 2 weekends straight i finally sat down to properly watch the races and !#seeing the whole picture is like hmmmaybe i was too harsh on mcl they did the best they could with the tools they had at the time#barring a conservative strat call or 2 we maximized the current performance of the car there wasn't much left on the table (🥰 but also 😔)#++relatively small sample size sure but wahh ojp's tyre management has improved so much!!! proud :')#huge step fwd from last year where every race as an oscarfan was WHAT DO U HAVE IN UR M— STOP CHEWING UR TYRES SPIT THEM OUT. SPIT THEM OUT#excited for aus even if it doesn't suit us <3 cos as always w home races it's the offtrack shenanigans i look forward to the most#AND I CAN FINALLY WATCH LIVE!!!!!! THANK FUCK
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y’know how some people have service dogs? fitz deserves a service dragon. if alvar gets to have a pet raptor then fitz should get to have a dragon to help with his echoes. (bonus points if he names them after mr. snuggles)
#i want him to open a bakery and there's this smol lil dragon tailing him everywhere#even if this dragon's service is purely emotional support he deserves it#fitz vacker#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#the fact that fitz is canonically disabled is so fucking special to me ok#i adore him#he is my little guy#i'm picturing a small dragon for convenience that could be a lap dragon but also. huge horse sized dragons (since that's as big as they get#in canon) can be lap dragons too. fitz could literally ride on top of his dragon if he's tired. flappy lil guy could handle it#would probably like flying around too#we have sokeefe w/ alicorns and then we have fitz w/ his horse sized dragon and they fly around together#the image makes me v happy ok#what would probably be funniest would be if fitz THOUGHT he was getting a tiny dragon because the baby dragon he picked out was small#and then it just keeps growing and he realizes he accidentally picked out one of the bigger ones#bonus points if the dragon still thinks it's lap dragon material. fitz sits down to eat lunch on a picnic or smth#and this huge ass dragon lays across him and expects scritches and fitz is like. snuggles jr (or whatever he names them). my arms may be#long but not THAT long. i am losing circulation in my legs. you're an excellent table for my lunch but also. i can't feel anything below my#waist#oh my god i am so attached to this dragon that doesn't even exist. silliest little guy ever to accompany our resident skeptic
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once again upset over that time i accidentally broke bowl and cut myself on it they are such perfect snack bowls and now we're down to two D:
#also there's like a tiny divot next to the scar that kinda drives me crazy#if it were somewhere i had to try to look at i wouldn't give a shit but nope it's my wrist!#scars from dumb little accidents are actually my favorite though#no long term mental trauma just short term physical trauma!#we have a few other little bowls of similar size but they are not as nicely shaped#well i know what i like for the next time i wind up looking at bowls for sale#storm's posts#personal#you can ignore this#there is maybe a bit of mental trauma i still don't understand what happened?#like i musta flinched and accidentally slammed bowl into table#but one moment i'm spitting out cherry seeds and the next moment i'm staring at a small but not insignificant cut#and i gotta go find first aid stuff without dripping blood anywhere
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While touring on the San Diego duck vehicles, we actually caught a glimpse of the navy training dolphins and sea lions. According to the guide, the sea lions were much better at being food motivated and trustworthy, but the dolphins were a bit more agile and quick, so that’s why they use both. They find and ‘tell’ the military where underwater mines are and such
I’m generally against the military, and I’m kind of against using animals in such dangerous jobs. But regardless of my feelings, it’s happening. And I’ve been wondering for a while how ethically involved are these animals. Like, are they domesticated? Are dolphins really that smart, enough that they can consent to this sort of thing? I know they need lots of mental stimulation, like border collies but even more. And I figure this is the right post to ask.
(Also for the record I am 99% sure the duck vehicle company respected the animals well, and asked us not to feed them at all. It’s been about 2 years since I went so I may not remember everything but they seemed good to me)
I think it's a common misconception that domesticating animals is somewhat like enslaving them. It really is more of a symbiotic relationship. No wild animal would have willingly put up with early humans if they didn't get something out of it. Wolves wouldn't have stayed with us and become dogs if they weren't getting food and safety out of it. Many large herbivores that are now domesticated could and would have easily trampled their early human captors or broken their enclosures open if they didn't have a reason to stay. Sometimes individual animals still do if we don't give them what they need.
The animals that have stayed with us for thousands of years have evolved to cooperate with us better. Dogs have additional facial muscles around their eyes that wolves lack in order to mimic human facial expressions. Sheep grow their wool perpetually while their wild counterparts don't because a bigger fleece means they're more likely to be allowed to breed and be kept around. Domestic dairy cows produce much more milk than wild bovine species and domestic hens lay more eggs. Do you know how energy costly producing eggs or milk is for an animal? It's pretty intense! They wouldn't be able to do that if we hadn't given them the food and safety from predators and the elements to.
And we really need to show these animals respect and gratitude for what they give us by taking excellent care of them. They gave up a lot to be with us, often including the means to take care of themselves in the wild. That's a huge reason why I'm not against using animal products, but I hate factory farming. They are still living, breathing creatures with needs and feelings. They deserve a comfortable life and, when the time comes, a humane death.
#also for the record cows are actually very smart and have senses of humor similar but not the same as goats#I have yet to detect personality from a sheep#I’m a farm worker during college breaks so I come from that perspective#bomb sniffing rats are another one I’m curious about#like it’s great that they’re light enough that they don’t set off mines or can go visiting in building collapses and such#but idk like is the risk an acceptable risk?#I guess it comes back to the partnership and safety of the animal and the human#like the farm’s eldest pet steer (he’s 7!) was a difficult birth due to his large size and he had to be pulled out#and his mother was AI impregnated so there was a snowball’s chance in hell she would have ever#met the bull big enough to father such a bull calf#so arguably that was a risk her (previous we bought her pregnant) owners exposed her to#but frankly wild bovines can also have difficult births and while bovines are NOT gifted pumpkins with people to pre-crack them for her#so I think she thought it was a win-win (she adored her baby) and enjoyed her last few years before her old age made further treatment cruel#and we made sure it was quick & easy you know?#anyways further cow notes: big animals like cows and horses are careful not to step on unsteady surfaces#because if they injure a foot or leg then that’s usually a death sentence#and despite the steers’ adoration for roughing things up with their horns and tussling with wheelbarrows#I’ve never seen one pick up his pumpkin with his horns and fling it?#so when we give the cows pumpkins they’ll never step on it and break it#if they know what it is (babies never know) then they will spend hours rolling it around hopefully with their noses or occasionally their#horns just hoping it spontaneously breaks#so we always have to break it for them <3#the cows would eat the entire thing ofc but the goats usually sneak in and eat the guts and seeds that are attached to the guts#so the cows usually eat the shell. in any case our manure pile usually has a few pumpkins every summer it’s pretty great#usually I pick it up over my head and throw it to the ground to break it#even the small pumpkins (besides the tiny table top fuckers) will break by the third throw#but one year a local produce farm donated such a huge pumpkin#that if I had sliced off the top and cleaned it out#my two Nigerian dwarves who love to sleep cuddled in empty water tubs would have totally climbed into and been snug#it was super heavy so I couldn’t lift it over my head. so I cleaned my boot and stamped a hole in it
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having to buy furniture annoys me so much because everything is basically the same mdf shit all the stores buy from the same places, it's very poor quality and they make monstruous margins on it but we don't have any other choice because the nicer better quality stuff costs even more
#yes i could buy stuff off french craig's list or facebook marketplace but there isn't anything in my area#im not driving 50 km to pick up a coffee table that will only be like 10€ cheaper#“what about thrift stores” we don't all live in the middle of paris or some kind of huge place#where i live#which isn't small or in a desertic area#the few thrift stores only have stuff from people's emptying their dead great aunt's closet#or the very hipster stuff in size 00#for furniture it'd be antiquaire meaning it's gonna be EXPENSIVE AS FUCK
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