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[moodymisty]

Honestly cringefail space marines are more fun sometimes. Since they just completely destroy any expectations you could have about a Brave And Noble space marine, this isn’t a hero who cares about humanity this is a guy from the imperium’s most toxic family who could not give two shits about you (except in the situations where he has to. and of course it angers to no end). “He’s the Emperors grandson!” Oh so the apple really didn’t fall too far from the tree in this instance.

And while sweet and kind space marines do make me giggle and twirl my hair. Space marines who are losers (or are mean, or uncaring, or insufferable, or stubborn, or even possibly heretical) make the perfect type of guy to annoy. And he can’t get visibly mad at you for it because why is he, an astartes, beefing with some mortal? Impeccable really

Oh I totally agree with you, fucking loser™ Astartes are the best boys to poke at and try and make them all angry. They simultaneously hate baseline humans and act like they're 'above' all of this garbage but also why aren't you paying attention to him???? Why are you laughing with that other marine? How dare you make fun of him!!!!

On a less serious note