#She sucks

[floydsg]

i hate her so much guys its not funny

[slocumjoe]

Hooooly shit Piper.

i worry if i bang the "piper wright is kind of a bad person and even worse journalist" drum one more time, all her internet girlfriends will cannibalize me a la Orpheus

[theehorsepusssy]

Let him speak!

[vintageseawitch]

a reminder that Russia is a huge problem still. they want trump back in charge. Michael Flynn was found guilty about his contacts in Russia & trump pardoned him.

jill stein is not a savior. she's a putin puppet. she has never attempted to get any position in local or state level. she's there to incite discord & division especially in key swing states. she's only there to make you feel good about yourselves meanwhile she gets money from Lockheed Martin. wtf.

then this horseshit? look at the nonsense in Georgia, Arizona, & other counties in swing states. they're obvious pro trump shenanigans. it's the GOP who are willing to cheat & will do so publicly & proudly. she's fucking lying here.

look, there are many who support freeing Palestine. it's understandable to want to speak up & hope for change. but to those who aren't voting at all, telling everyone who is truly vulnerable in THIS country that they can fuck off & that they're pro-genocide for preferring to have Kamala Harris as president, you're actually awful. truly. this little tweet collection from stein is a load of bullshit. why aren't you angry about this set of lies? are you gonna use this as some kind of messed up "proof" that you claiming both parties are the same, especially in this election, is true?

you solve nothing by wasting your votes on someone like this who is also a traitor. Project 2025 will make this place hell for everyone, including you, holier-than-thou protestors. mass deportations. no reproductive rights at all. no contraception. no Medicare or social security. NOAA will be disbanded because climate change "isn't real" (are you just as angry about this??? well why the fuck not????). anyone trump doesn't like will be sent to prison or deported like a good dictator would.

you say you don't want trump in office. well, voting for stein will help him get there. but hey, at least your conscience will be clear.

[cloudcountry]

waltz of the flowers

Genre/Tropes: No notable ones.

Summary: After getting rejected by the person that asked you for a slow dance, you leave the school dance to take a breather. That was the best decision you made all night.

Author's Comments: Reader calls Riddle Housewarden but they are the Ramshackle Prefect! It's more of a teasing title than anything. Also, I used a prompt for this one, and the gist was "your prom date stands you up" and it got me thinking about NRC school dances. Also, Riddle looks so pretty in his suitor suit!! The title is a reference to the Nutcracker, if yk yk. Also there's a tiny dash of jealous Riddle which I didn't intend but it's there now!

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You simply adored the theme they chose for this year's annual school dance—Midnight Meadow. The walls were covered with faux flowers, streamers of yellow twirling down from the ceiling, desserts on fancy tea tables with delicate vases filled with even more flowers. You’d picked out the nicest formal wear you could afford with Crowley’s allowance to go to your very first dance. Your friends at Heartslabyul had worked to style your hair and accessorize you on Cater’s request, which was how you ended up with a messy heart and spade drawn on your right cheek. You didn’t mind their additions, though—your outfit being slightly symbolic of the friendships you’ve made at NRC wasn’t embarrassing, even if those two did draw like children.

You’d lost Grim in the crowd a while ago, his pitchfork tail swishing briefly behind him before he disappeared into the crowd, no doubt heading towards the snack table. Deciding to let Grim go, just for one night, you spent your time socializing with the friends you’d made during your time here.

Ace and Deuce were naturally attached to your hips, with Ace making snarky comments about people’s outfits and Deuce leading you through the crowds when they got a little too dense. They roped you into a few dances (even stealing some from students who looked like they wanted to ask you) even though Deuce couldn’t dance and Ace was too confident. It was fun though, and that’s really all you could have asked for.

Then the unthinkable happened.

“Ehhh, Shrimpy?” a tall shadow was cast over you and your friends as a voice cooed out a very familiar nickname.

“Hello Floyd!” you turned around quickly, delighted to have a chance to talk to one of the elusive Octavinelle students.

“You’re so cute, Shrimpy. Say, would you mind giving me your slow dance? You’re the only one I could bear it with.” he said, crossing his arms over his chest in a pout.

You laughed, unaware of Ace and Deuce’s baffled expressions.

“Sure thing. Nobody has asked me yet, so the spot is yours.” you nodded, “Also, I love the seashell details on your suit. They’re very pretty.”

“You’re so cute, I could just squeeze you right here...oh well, see you Prefect. I’m looking forward to it, eh he he.” Floyd giggled, spinning on his heel and walking away.

“He’s so weird—anyways, I think I’m going to go find Grim. The environment is a bit chaotic but if I leave him unsupervised for long—”

“Prefect! You agreed to dance with him?” Ace yelled, his hands outstretched like he didn’t know what to do with them.

“Well...yeah.” you blinked, “He’s not that bad, guys. Floyd likes dancing.”

“I’m not talking about the dancing skills of this guy! I’m talking about how dangerous he is!” Ace protested, eyebrows furrowed with worry.

“I don’t think it’s a good idea either. Floyd’s unpredictable.” Deuce said thoughtfully, exuding far more care than Ace was.

“I promise I’ll be alright. I know how to handle myself.” you laughed, turning away from them to head to the snack table.

Song after song played after you found Grim, choosing to talk with your classmates instead of dance. You hadn’t gotten to do that much since the start of the event, your mind caught up with the bass of the music and the stellar playlist they had. Your classmates all seemed excited to see you, and you received many compliments on your formal wear and food recommendations (mostly from Kalim.)

You hoped there would be more events like this.

It was only until the slow dance that you decided to find your partner, ditching Grim once again and declining Kalim’s invitation to dance (and a short while later, Rook’s as well.) You found Floyd standing in the corner, staring off into space.

“Floyd? Do you want to dance?” you asked, gesturing to the people dancing, either solo or paired up on the floor.

“Eh? No, I don’t feel like it anymore. Go find another partner.” he huffed, turning away from you adamantly.

You blinked, feeling your heart breaking a little. You had really been looking forward to the slow dance, and you would have been happy with anyone. But of course, Floyd’s mood swings were unpredictable, and your luck had been historically bad.

“Okay. Thank you for offering though!” you waved and left him alone.

Deciding to clear your head instead of dance, you made the decision to step outside. The night air was refreshing against your cheeks as your gaze shifted towards the sky.

Staying out here for a few more minutes wouldn’t be so bad.

Five minutes into your impromptu stargazing session, you felt a tap on your shoulder.

You jumped, expecting to see Ace or Deuce asking you what you were doing outside, but when you turned around you saw Riddle.

“Prefect, what are you doing outside?” he cleared his throat, his posture as straight as ever.

“I didn’t have a partner for the slow dance and honestly...I was getting a little tired.” you laughed, patting the patch of grass next to you, “Come on, Housewarden. Sit down.”

He cleared his throat, pink dusting his cheeks. Well, at least it wasn’t an angry shade of red. You didn’t want Riddle mad at you right now...or ever.

“May I have this dance?” he held his hand out, bowing his head to you.

You inhaled sharply as the breath was simultaneously sucked from your chest. He’d asked you in such a serious and regal way—not only did it make you feel special, it made you feel like royalty.

“Well...I suppose my dance partner did ditch me tonight.” you mused, placing your hand in his.

Riddle didn’t miss a beat, resting his hand on your waist as the muted song from the school drifted out into the courtyard. He held you gently, his grip firm but tender. You let him lead you through the first few steps on the dance, staring into the big gray eyes.

“Who would pass up a chance to dance with you?” Riddle murmured, completely engrossed in you already.

“You won’t like the answer!” you hummed, drawing out the last syllable of answer.

“I’m the one that asked. I swear I won’t collar them, if that's what you’re worried about.” Riddle winces, but it looks like he’s trying to smile.

Ah, the Housewarden is trying to joke with you. Cute.

“Floyd Leech.”

“What?! You were going to dance with him?” Riddle nearly yelled, his face turning that bright shade of red you were sure Ace was used to by now.

“He asked before anyone else did!” you protested, choosing to not comment on Riddle’s stumble after you revealed who you would have danced with to him.

“You could have asked someone.” he huffed, and you swore he pulled you just a little bit closer.

“Oh yeah? Do you want me to dance with Ace or Deuce instead? Because Ace would do something weird and embarrass me. I love Deuce to bits but he’d step on my feet and-”

“Prefect, do I have to spell it out for you? You should have asked me!” Riddle blurted out, his face slowly turning red.

Okay, Riddle was definitely holding you closer. It was not your imagination.

“I’m the only one in this school you can trust to actually know how to dance. I’m well versed in every form of waltz.” he murmured, brow furrowed, “And...well, I won’t step on your feet or do anything weird.”

“I know Riddle.” you hummed, tilting your head so it rested against him, “Isn’t that why I’m dancing with you and not them?”

He sucked in a breath but said nothing more. You laughed, squeezing his shoulder gently.

“You’re adorable, Housewarden.”

Just when you thought Riddle couldn’t get any redder, he proved you wrong.

[mikeellee]

Izuku getting cuck is really trending? ouch. it didn't even stop there, some have him getting cucked in exchange for a suit and let someone have his mom for the suit. sheesh

Hi @mega321boom

Actually, if you think about it Izu is shrouder in NRT feelings. For example, Ochako suddenly is Toga´s girl and will do anything for her, while YES, they never kissed or make out, its a stark contrast on how she treats Izu.

Then we get the ending where, yes, she is not making out with Bk but she has time and money for anything else...but Izu...there´s a mem about how Bk is grabbing her butt and she didn´t mind at all. There´s no confirmation they are a couple.

Good, bc Izu doesn´t deserve this superficial bitch;

To clean the mind...Izumei is the best ship.

An Adult looking Izu (srsly, saw a Brazilian Youtuber talking about the ending, giving good takes as usual, and even dhow fanarts of adult Izu that are superior to what Hori did) with adult Mei? Superior couple.

Ochako? Has no one...she is weeping forever for Toga.

[blackbackedjackal]

I normally do not wanna bring age into it, but that person is 42? Hello? That is frankly embarrassing, good god.

I approached her about my studio project because I had assumed someone over 10 years older than me would have some decent incite/input but instead I was tasked with managing a grown ass woman's mental health while being told that my mental health was causing her problems. Age doesn't always equate to maturity, that's for fucking sure.

[cherrychiplip]

Character Profile Tag!

i just took this from an open tag but thank you @mysticstarlightduck

Full Name: Princess Thaladra Kyvernitis Heir to The Throne of Seirpíti

Kind of Being: Siren

Age: 193 in siren years, about 16 human years

Sex: Female

Appearance: When a siren she has an opal-like white tail, blue-hued skin and white eyes with an intensity not dissimilar to a falcon, she has hair is white as well down to her waist, where human ears might be she instead has gills, in her siren form she is ghostly and haunting. In her human form she is still frighteningly pale and has her white hair, she dresses in ill fitting clothes she stole when she first came on land

Occupation: Princess/ cashier 

Family members:

Nerou Kyvernitis - mother of Thaladra and queen of Seirpiti

Gillios Kyvernitis - younger brother, golden child

Igetis Kyvernitis - dead father and former king

Pets: A prized racing shortfin mako shark named Scylla

Best friend: Sona Pandit partly because she’s the only person she knows mostly because Sona rules

Describe his/her room: As the heir she has a pretty decadent room, made from the shiny insides of seashells and every material thing she could ever desire practically at her fingertips.

Way of speaking: A sing-songy lilt with an indistinguishable accent yet her voice is utterly entrancing

People skills:

Towards strangers: Quiet, reserved, mysterious, alluring, stone-faced, impossible to read, kinda rude

Towards Riley & their closest friends: Loving and very caring and compassionate but difficulty showing it, acts of service, protective 

Items in his/her back pocket/ purse: like 3 cents and a cool shell

Hobbies: Shark racing, sparing, general rebellion, shell collecting, her girlfriend

Favourite sports: Shark racing

Abilities/Talents/Powers: Shapeshifting into a human, siren song, 

Fears: Growing up to be like her mother

Faults: Distrusting, reserved, aggressive, shellfish (more self-preserving but shellfish was funnier), self-isolating

Good points: Independent, strong morals, just and fair, highly protective, intelligent

What he/she wants more than anything else: Independence and love 

gently tagging @ray-writes-n-shit @illarian-rambling @mydarlingdearestdead and open tag for anyone!

[sp3ctacles400]

I still think that Will’s mother fucking SUCKS especially with the added context that she KNEW who he was before he was born, and not only kept him (and only him) with her whilst on the run but ALSO TIED HIM TO BEDPOSTS AT NIGHT??? HELLO???

like don’t get me wrong obviously if you know you’re about to birth the anti christ you’re gonna want it dead but like, ma’am. You didn’t even try to fight fate???? you just went “well this one sucks let me have two more and use this one as human bait.”

Glad her ass is dead I hate that bitch.

[betweendisorders]

reading dungeon meshi for the first time during work. she's my favorite so far

[r0semaryt3a]

“I can fix him” she can traumatise him to the point he fixes himself

Valarie ‘Valentine’ A’more the absolute lunatic who can’t seem to find a design that doesn’t either look like Grelle or Avangelin’s mother (I love her regardless and am not changing her one bit <3)

[crypticcozycorner]

I think it says a lot that the funniest joke I’ve seen from vivziepop is a joke about her not being funny

[ellezem]

GUYS guess who we didn’t think could get any worse but DID!! JK Rowling. So now she’s denying parts of Holocaust information! Some one was basically talking about that day the Nazi’s burned all the books that were deemed “un-German” and a large majority of those books included talk on trans history and healthcare that COULDVE been so useful today but all of that history is gone due to them. And this old hag replied that all of that information was delusion and that they should check their facts before posting something so outlandish. LIKE WHAT?????

[skullshoal]

I'm supposed to talk to my mother tomorrow about how I'm trans and want my parents to either address me as such or stop inviting me to stuff anyone got music that makes you feel like you can kill people

[filthyfundie]

reviewing my 2023 tumblr archive for a post and wowza Anneliese was extra annoying at the start of the year

[talkingteardrop]

tfw you’re sick and your mom screams at you for having like 2 missing assignments