#She doesn't have a body persay

[rosielav]

A quick and simple Penny

She's an angel :) a few hundred years ago she popped into this plane to check things out, as she's a curious one.

The first thing she saw was a flier posted outside of a strange building. It said 'Washington State Penitentiary's Annual Field Day', with a date and other pertaining information. She was enamored by this phrase and took is as her own name.

Soon after, while plane-jumping, she happened upon Chu, a planeswalker herself. Chu intruduced herself, and when this beautiful mess of eyes and wings and rings and legwarmers and chunky shoes stated her name was.... A phrase.... She asked if she could refer to the angel as simply Penny.

And boy howdy did Penny's light pink skin turn a deep crimson at that. A nickname? Her *first* nickname? And it was given to her by this incredibly tall, naked, all big hair and big eye, monster..... Oh golly, she couldn't be happier.

They started dating shortly after meeting :)

[sillygreenrat]

Introducing The Smiling Critters!!! This isn't entirely an AU persay but i like to call these guys the 'Better Bigger Bodies'. Toys that are ACTUALLY SENTIENT without the need for child testing and experimentation! Hurray!!! Might draw more of the B3's eventually but for now u get the sillies bc i LOVE them...

more spammy headcanon info under the cut!

DogDay: -he/they (demiboy) -ageless (mentally 21) -cocker spaniel -leader of the group by default due to outgoing personality -people pleaser at heart, loves going along with the group once the ball is rolling -can tend to get lost in his own thoughts, bottles thiings up for the betterment of others Catnap: -he/they/it (nonbinary) -ageless (mentally 23) -russian blue -second in command by default (hates it) -always tired but is also an insomniac, lavender gas has stopped being effective for them -very bad add that doesn't mix well with the insomnia

Hoppy Hopscotch: -she/her (cis) -ageless (mentally 19) -white tailed jackrabbit/hare -motivational backbone of the group -sets high expectations for herself that she does her best to acompish -she hates it when shes told she can't do something

Kickin' Chicken: -he/him (trans ftm) -ageless (mentally 18) -leghorn chicken -youngest of the group (and shows it) -usually the one to innitiate games. loves having fun, very adhd -has really bad abandonment issues, covers it up with entertainment

Bubba Bubbaphant: -he/him (cis) -ageless (mentally 26) -bornean elephant -oldest of the group (and shows it...) -talks a bit too much, but is only try to help and usually only has the best intentions, just a bad way of showing it -remembers too much about things that probably shouldn't matter anymore

Bobby Bearhug: -she/her (trans mtf) -ageless (mentally 21) -black bear -the all forever mighty mom friend -always there to be a shoulder to cry on. she'll be your #1 listener and reassure you as much as you need -she doesn't quite know her own strength sometimes

Craftycorn: -they/them (nonbinary) -ageless (mentally 19) -unicorn -shy, introverted friend who draws on napkins at dinner -loves to express themself through art, whether that be drawing or writing, maybe singing -horrible at reading people, constantly worried for friendships but doesn't outwardly say it

Picky Piggy: -she/they (demigirl) -ageless (mentally 20) -red wattle hog -always inviting people over, loves planning get togethers -loves to cook and bake, always making something that she gets her friends to try -has horrific intrusive thoughts they kind of just spout out sometimes

[onelastskip]

oh joyous day, my our life now and forever mc, Rena Michou!

Just a bunch of doodles for now I'll do a full body ref and make it purettyy later, maybe… ahh side note i need to learn how to draw tam and qiu qwq something just doesn't look quite right.

and now time to ramble about her: (warning very long)

EDIT: WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME IT SAYS 8W3??? she's supposed to be a 8w7 😭😭😭

She was pretty stand-offish and cold to Tam and Qiu when she first met them, she did not like Qiu at all, from her perspective her Ma's moved her to this town in the middle of nowhere, she accidentally goes into someone's backyard (clearly no way for her to know smh) but she's being the better person and apologising only for him to make fun of her??? Terrible manners. Not only that but he's a show off and has an insufferably smug grin. Not to mention he acts like he knows everything (it's okay when she does it, she's not from a random town in the middle of nowhere).

She still lets him tag along when she goes to find the mystery air plane sender because she's nice like that (how hard was that jeez!) And while Tamarack is loud, she looks a hell of a lot better in comparison to Qiu. Anyway this goes on for a bit with her being annoyed at basically everything he does and tolerating his presence because she's nice (it's because of Tamarack and her Ma). She is however very startled when Qiu gives her the welcome note, she definitely thinks it's a prank or disingenuous, but gosh dang it, he looks so happy she's polite so she'll say thank you.

She starts liking him after the park where they race and she wins, and opposite to all her expectations - because this is something he's been most proud of, he doesn't get upset or annoyed he's even more happy somehow… And that's when she has to accept everything she thought about this guy was wrong.

Some more random stuff about her personality and yeah:

She doesn't get most jokes, and she can't tell teasing apart from being genuinely cruel which is- yeah mostly why she doesn't get along with Qiu at first.

She thrives on the challenge, she's always down to do the riskiest thing for the greatest reward, she likes beating the odds (and proving people wrong).

She places a lot of value on following rules and being polite, two things that have been repeated to her basically her whole life (because she struggled with that growing up), so now she's very opinionated/black and white about it.

She likes listening to rock/alternative music mostly, probably tries picking up the guitar in the future- she'd be bad at it.

She likes strategy and puzzle videogames, absolutely terrible at racing, fighting, and rhythm games.

She's got no problem telling someone no respectfully and doesn't like to compromise at all - but even more she hates other people doing her favours, so she takes the path of least inconvenience.

She really wants to be independent and prove she's responsible and can take care of herself, however she still really respects her Ma

She values getting good grades a lot and she's pretty advanced however her Ma didn't want her to move up grades because of her social development. She is not a big fan of this, probably one of their biggest arguments.

She wasn't exactly bullied persay- but she didn't have any friends before Tam, which is probably in part due to her prickly personality but yeah, not a big fan of people her age.

bonus ms paint scribble because she's so cool !

[yurimage]

I had another type 1 diabetic tell me once that she didn't consider herself disabled so therefore there was no need for me to call myself disabled. I didn't say anything at the time but I think about it a lot.

I don't think T1D comes on a spectrum or anything persay, but I think some people's bodies just handle it better somehow.

The past 4 days have been hell. My CGM prescription ran out over 2 weeks ago and my new insurance has been making me jump through hoops to get more; so I've been consistently hyperglycemic since then. I've had a lot of problems with my insulin pump since thursday so this made the problem a lot worse. To the point where I haven't really been able to do much the past two days, I didn't even leave the dorm today because I could barely manage to stand for more than 2 minutes without feeling like I was going to pass out. And this isn't rare for me. Regardless as to technical issues, I have a LOT of days like this. Days where I'm too weak to stand, or so dehydrated I start to develop heart problems. This really isn't out of the norm for me.

I'm really glad that for some type 1 diabetics they can go about their life minimally affected; but it just doesn't work like that for me. I am disabled, and the way in which that affects me sucks so bad but I truly don't mind using that label for myself. It's just how my life is.

[shadykazama]

The official post about Lepus

For anyone that didn't see the previous small post, this is Lepus, my overwatch oc. She was drawn by the lovely Remonmellow on Twitter, IG, and Fiverr!

She's in the Wayfinder Society and I'll be explaining her story, abilities, and even adding some interactions with other hero's under the cut!

Lepus

“A gifted and troubled scientist with a unique perspective on life, Lepus seeks to use her research to bring understanding in the midst of conflict."

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Support

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Texas, USA (formerly), Roaming

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October 6th (24)

Origin

An outstanding student throughout her youth, Autumn Spellman started trouble for herself in college, getting into often violent exchanges during omnic rights rallies. Her overwhelming passion for the lives around her festered into distaste for the society that continued to cast out the innocent; she left her studies, as well as the connections she'd built behind and pursued her research independently. Without a job or a real place in the world, she found her way in the Wayfinder Society as an on site medic. They offered her resources and companionship to fulfill her research, and she gave them support in return, working as not only a medic, but a fighter as well when needed.

Lepus's research involves the movement and use of energy created by living beings. She's always been sensitive to this energy and her research focuses mainly on its uses for healing and creating understanding between humans and other living beings (animals, omnics, plants etc…).

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Gear

-Her gun is a low power shotgun, she wanted a close range option because of the proximity she has to get to sap energy.

-Her armor is protective against the elements and stray rubble, as well as bullets.

-Her helmet serves to help identify wounds or weak points, but it also automates her voice, making her more “intimidating” (or at least that's the purpose of it)

-Her boots have advanced padding in the bottom of them to provide comfort as well as improving her jump height.

(I imagine a lot like this, not my picture btw ^)

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Abilities

-Ability 1 is the energy steal. Lepus touches a target and saps their energy; it doesn't damage the target persay, they're slightly slowed and it makes them physically weaker. It would make them feel sluggish and drained, increasing cooldowns and lowering damage.

-Ability 2 the energy boost, Lepus uses the energy she stole and touches an ally to give it to them. It decreases cooldowns, makes them move faster etc. but only for a bit until the energy wears off. It also heals them, giving them a feeling of warmth and wholeness to their body.

-Ability 3 Use the stolen energy to do extra damage in an AOE. Instead of using the stolen energy to boost an ally, she can concentrate it into a grenade basically which functions like a flash bang, disorienting enemies for a few seconds. (This wouldn't be a stun, would prob just slow and literally disorient your vision)

-Passive, Bunny hop, she jumps higher naturally because of the technology in her shoes.

-Ultimate. I haven't come up with one yet, lemme know if you have any suggestions!

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~Interactions~

Lucio: So I'm trying to ask everyone this, what's your favorite animal?

Lepus: Rabbits, *laughs* shocking I know. I grew up with them, they're hard not to love…

Special if Zarya is the tank

(Alternative) Zarya/Lepus: Rabbits- hey!!

Lucio: Uh yeah, I can see it!

Lepus: I bet I could pull off a hat like that.

Ashe: *scoffs* Well you ain't using mine.

Lepus: Okay but if it just happens to blow off of your head in the midst of a fight and I pick it up…?

Lifeweaver: Not to worry, you have not one but two university drop outs at your sides.

Lepus: *snorts* That's one way to boost team morale…

Lifeweaver: Well it made you laugh, so I'd say it was worth it. 💖

Venture: Stick close Autumn, I know how you are with directions.

Lepus: You get lost one time-

Venture: More like half a dozen!

Lepus: Those tombs are like mazes!!

Venture: Autumn! Autumn! What's the energy feel like here? Oh- are there any ghosts?!

Lepus: I told you, ghosts avoid me.

Venture: Aw that's lame, how come?

Lepus: I always suspected it was the energy thing, buuut maybe they're just scared of rabbits…

Lepus: Hey, you dropped Rosetta again.

Venture: What?! No way!

Lepus: You've seriously gotta get a new jacket, Sloan.

Venture: But this one has so much character!!

Mauga: Miss me, little bunny?

Lepus: Not even a little bit.

Mauga: Aww you're just sour cause I almost caught you last time.

Mauga: Where's your partner?

Lepus: Why do you care?

Mauga: I just hope you're not easier to catch without your little buddy watching out for you.

Lepus: Your model is different than most omnics.

Ramattra: I was made to lead omnics into war.

Lepus: Oh…

Ramattra: Does that frighten you?

Lepus: No. You're much more than what you were made to be.

Ramattra: You claim to care for omnics, why not fight for them?

Lepus: I did, but an eye for an eye and the world goes blind. A war on this scale will only cause harm.

Ramattra: Perhaps a blind world will not forsake my people for merely existing.

Lepus: Or perhaps it'll never learn to truly see them at all.

Lepus: Your energy carries grief within you, what happened?

Illari: What happened doesn't matter anymore, it just matters that I make it right.

(Alternative) Hanzo: I betrayed my brother, as well as my clan. And now, I walk alone.

(Alternative) Mei: I survived an accident… my crew- my friends didn't make it out.

(Alternative) Roadhog: *loud gruff growl.*

Lepus: It weighs heavily on you, sometimes it's okay to share the burden…

Moira: Have you been enjoying the brute?

Lepus: So you're the one sending him after me?

Moira: No, I'm the one that suggested he takes you alive.

Lepus: Sombra, can you hack my helmet and make my voice sound like Reaper's?

Reaper: Don't.

Lepus: *mocking* Don't.

Sombra: Ooo I like her!

Reaper: *sighs*

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Lepus: *sighs*

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Adding this down here, but I ADORE that their jackets match. I headcanon Sloan gifted her the Wayfinder patch on her jacket to make her feel more welcome since she was having trouble acclimating.

Also I was gonna add some kill/map specific voice lines for her but I didn't want to ramble on too much.. Anyway I hope y'all like her. 🫶

[hamsamwich23]

Questoin for the infection au,

Is scout ever used as a body disposable by riley?

For infected and non

I'm gonna focus this one on Unreality for now instead but Riley would never do that to Scout let alone let anyone use Scout as a "decoy" or "bait" or a "disposable body"

The whole reason Riley experimented on Scout when Scout was remade was because Riley was terrified that Scout would be killed again. It doesn't justify her actions or make up for the physical and mental/emotional trauma she caused Scout, but the motive behind the experiments was fear and trauma on Riley's part. Having found her first ever creation, her first ever CHILD, torn to pieces with the same man who used her smarts and inventions/ideas for his own gain and gave her no recognition.

Riley isn't persay, a TERRIBLE person in Unreality. But she needs to work on being a better mother to Scout. She's already very lucky that Scout still wants her in her life despite everything.

[grimalkinmessor]

Hello! I am very intrigued by your headcanons towards Death Note characters since I read your post about your Light's ones. So I wanted to ask what are your headcanons about L and Ryuk??

Ooo I haven't thought much about those two in terms of headcanons.

I'll start with Ryuk because I have a few more on hand for him, just because they tie into my Shinigami lore hcs :3

☠️ -Ryuk used to be human once! All Shinigami save for Nu and the King used to be human. Now my personal headcanon for that is that you have to kill a certain amount of people before you can become a Shinigami, and the Shinigami realm is rotten and dying because they just don't make killers like they used to :/ Ryuk is the youngest of them, and he made the cut because he was an arsonist! :D As a human Ryuk was a punk, a highly insane anarchist with a taste for gunpowder and blood. He blew up so many buildings with people inside that he made the cut for Shinigami-dom.

☠️ -An add-on to the above and a slight spoiler for Cosmic Entities, Ryuk the Human was killer on the guitar. His riffs were fucking amazing, and he rocked with a lot of underground artists before he overdosed and died. Of course when he became a Shinigami he forgot about all of that, but if he ever, say, regained a human body, he might remember a bit of it :3

☠️ -Ryuk's highly addictive personality is half a leave over from his human life, and half because of how young of a Shinigami he is. The older a Shinigami is the more apathetic they get—which is why I headcanon Kinddara as fairly young too, because she has a LOT of bloodlust rattling around in her. A lot. Gelus and Rem aren't young, persay, but they're definitely not as old as they others given that they both fell for Misa. Whiiich brings me to my next headcanon!

☠️ - Ryuk is asexual! :D And aromantic. He was ace when he was human too, but they didn't really have a name for it back when he was alive so he never labelled it. And as a Shinigami, he just assumed that other Shinigami ALSO didn't feel those urges because, you know, they're Shinigami. Ryuk still gets attached to people even as a Shinigami (I headcanon his relationship with Light as queerplatonic in every universe and you will pry that from my cold dead hands) and he's not really sex-repulsed, he would just honestly rather have an apple.

☠️ -Case in point: Ryuk gets depressed after Light dies. He gets the reputation as a storyteller because...well, that's kind of all he does after that whole Kira mess ends. (That Shinigami from the relight is NOT Light I will fight you on that—) He reminisces about it like a war veteran and tells anyone that asks anything they want to know about the various Kiras and Light. Especially Light. He's very proud of Light. Ryuk doesn't seem to even be interested in the human world afterward, nor in playing or gambling with his fellow Shinigami. He seems more resigned to his boredom than before. Almost like he's grieving someone. Huh...

🍰 -L'S TURN: I have multiple contradictory headcanons for how L ended up with Watari, but my most realistic one is that his mother died directly after giving birth, but she was a bit of Jane Doe. The only thing she had with her was a messenger bag with a worn French book and a map of the area in it. Since she died before she could name her child, the hospital staff looked through her stuff and found the initials L.L. written on the inside of the book, so one of the nurses just wrote that down on the birth certificate, along with the first word she found on one of the pages. It was in the woman's bag, so it was obviously important to her, right? Maybe she'd like her child named after her favorite novel. Buuut half of the first name smudged and left the kid with a singular letter L instead of actual initials. Oops. The matrons at the orphanage don't have time to worry about shit like that so the singular letter stuck. Congrats kid, that L no longer stands for anything, you're a part of the alphabet now 🫡

🍰 -L definitely pulled a Tom Riddle in his first orphanage and stole literally everything he could get his hands on. If a kid argued with him or tried to tell on him he would beat them up. He was that quiet kid in the corner of the room, eating everyone's candy from that generous man that passed by the day before because they didn't defend it or hide it well enough. And L was definitely a biter as a kid, so get to close to his little thief corner and you'll walk away with teeth marks in your fucking arm or leg or face. Around the matrons, however, L was—well, not normal, but he definitely didn't bully the other kids around them because they'd grab him and drag him around and crack his hands with a ruler, and even at a young age he knew that he couldn't win in a fight with someone that much bigger than him.

🍰 -L also knows plenty of foraging hacks from his time as an orphan. His original orphanage was on the outskirts of the city, so he got very good at learning which plants were edible by watching the forest animals and identifying them on his own. So when winter came along and food got scarce, L had little pouches and cups of dried flowers and berries and roots hidden in his room to eat. Like hell this little glutton is going to stick to his assigned rations—are you nuts? It's survival of the fittest out there 😤

🍰 -As a consequence of the above, L grew to really like rabbits. He watched them a lot to learn which plants he could eat and eventually got really hyperfixated on the idea of the idea of trying to catch one. He'd go out and hide and wait for the rabbits to show up, and then chase them. He had to get more creative when they proved to be faster than him, and eventually he set up a trap and caught one. L managed to keep it as a pet for about a week before the caretakers found out and made him get rid of it. Which was honestly just as well; L was nearing his limit with his rabbit fixation and eventually he would've started to neglect it.

🍰 -The book L's mother brought into the hospital was one of his only non-stolen possessions growing up, but because it was written in French, L had to learn French in order to read it. And he did. By the time L was seven years old he was pretty much bilingual—one of the reasons he caught Quillish's attention as a little prodigy. L learns languages quickly, but only when he's interested, so he might learn five languages in rapid succession or he might procrastinate learning another language for two years. By the time he hits sixteen he's fluent in nine different languages. He stalls at around thirteen when he's twenty and doesn't really see the need to pick up anymore.

🍰 -At one point, Quillish attempted to force L into healthier eating habits by only giving him healthy foods, but this backfired spectacularly because L threw a fit and refused to eat any of it. Quillish didn't want to back down though, so he told L that if he didn't want to eat what was in front of him then he could go hungry. And because is L is a petty bastard and runs on quick fuel sugar, it didn't take him long to pass the fuck out after a day of refusing to eat the bullshit Quillish locked him in with. Quillish tries this three more times before giving up and just sneaking vegetables into his sweets. When L is older, they have a long conversation (argument) about it and eventually L begrudgingly agrees to replace at least a quarter of his sweets with fruit—sweet enough for him to tolerate but healthy enough to appease Quillish. Hence the banana scene that everyone loves :)

[trenchcoatsbi]

Yippee time to do my favorite thing in thr world: Infodump /silly

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Share your kin memories!

Honestly the amount of memories I've shared on this blog already are quite a lot lol

But I guess I'll share a small one for each of my main kintypes

Etho: I had a habit of literally curling myself around Skizz when I wanted to hug time. Like my wings and tail were fully wrapped around him. I also did this while sleeping apparently

Shadow Bonnie: the souls liked to play games in the secret backroom during the day! This lead to many silly moments :3

Sparrow: I actually didn't like water very much. Poor Spot and Racer had to force me to drink enough every day

Is there any foods from your kins that you can’t have anymore/miss? (Big Q asks for your favourite ice cream flavors)

Etho: You all do not understand how good watered down potions & campfire cooked meat tastes. Like sweet potions and good savory meat and you're chilling with your family. 100/10

Shadow Bonnie: I couldn't exactly eat, but Chi's cupcakes and Chica's pizza smelled good enough to count :3

Sparrow: I don't miss the food persay, but the experience of eating with the newsies!! Any food was the best food with those dumbasses /affectionate

... I can't really eat ice cream (milk doesn't like me :( ), but vanilla custard with warm caramel is always a first pick for me!!!

What was/is your favorite thing about Minecraft?

Etho: how fucking easy it was to build things. I think I would've screamed if I actually had to build a bunch of things from my mems ;-;

Who do you miss the most?

Etho: My husband. Phil has read through more then enough of me missing him lol. (Skizz come back where are you-). But I'd honestly have to say pretty much everybody that I was close to. I miss them for all different reasons!

Bo: Mari & Springy. Lefty and Molten are also up there! I think it's more so the memory of our deaths :/

Sparrow: Racer. The only person in any of my timelines that I had romantic feelings for and he's not beside me :(

What’s the best thing about being kin for you?

The people I've met along the way. And in my memories.

Sure, the bad memories hurt. They hurt a lot, but there's always the good ones to balance it out.

If I remember anything about the death games, I can just hold on to when I married Skizz, or hanging out with the Helsmits, or raising my kids.

If I can't get Henry's speech out of my head, I can instead think back to Mari needing to have his needles taken so he wouldn't stab Afton, or Springy getting crowned the 'King of Capitalist Checkers'

Or when I can't get Racer's cold body out of my vision, I think back to the secret kisses with him, or times in the lodging house when everybody was happy.

So I guess I can say the friends I've made, and the happy memories I would've otherwise never known about.

If you could swap your kins/kintypes, would you?

Nah. They're me, for better or worse.

I will say there's a character from a cartoon I've seen bits and pieces of that feels like she should be a kintype, but she isn't. It's kinda funny actually

What’s your favorite music? Additionally, do any songs help you get into shift?

I really like upbeat and fast paced songs :D My music tastes are a weird venn diagram of Pop, indie stuff, Rock, Musicals, & Vocoloid/simular stuff :3

Music 100% helps me shift. sometimes unintentally. some examples are:

Etho - Will I Find My Home, King of the World, Paper Rings, & Brother

Shadow Bonnie - The Kids Aren't Alright (Mari used it to pratisc guitar), Make This Puppet Proud, The Puppet Song, & the music box from fnaf 2

Sparrow - Almost anything from the Newsies soundtrack, Abandon Ship, Ribs, & Lost Boy

(hey btw, if you like vocoloid stuff check out the album Diary of Underage Observation! It's got some darker topics but the songs slap (shout out to another friend and me getting one song stuck in our heads for three days stright lol))

—Or use this ask game as an opportunity to share anything else you want!

send help I can't tell if I'm just hyperfixationing and projecting on certain characters or if they're me ;-; (my reaction to stress is apparently very simluar to depersonalization/derealization disorder which is. annoying. because I can not longer tell if my body feels wrong because gender, or kinshift, or that.)

If any of those that I'm questioning end up actually being kins, I'll do this again with them because I love excuses to infodump are my lives :3 Voidling Not!Anon

LETS GOOOO I LOVE INFODUMPS

the thing about memories is really super wholesome :)

[boltslutters]

The giant cell ppl no dbz (sorry lame joke)? Who are they?

You're lucky i have no clue what Dbz is.

Big gore warning under the cut! It's alien gore with alien colored blood but gore is gore and it's a little hard to explain these guys because they're just inherently pretty gorey

So the giant cell people are another one of my species I kinda forgor in my original posts. They're basically a weird version of cyborg where they're made up of large but few cells, like, each cell is around close to tissue box size and they can be more easily removed and placed. (You can kind of see it on this image)

This character is one I've got a bit of story for and I've been trying to draw for years: her name is Moondoc and she's a virologist turned field medic during a long and horrible war. Virology is a bit different in this world; as individual's cells are larger and need more control to operate correctly, they work closer to computers than regular cells. Virology in this instance means that they work closer to computer viruses than regular viruses: they infect and hijack a cell to spread malicious "code".

Moondoc's work as a virologist actually comes with a couple unique quirks: this species has the ability to take apart their bodies and put them back together: like a robot, but more organic. They have a much more mechanical control over their own bodies. See the ring on Moondoc's neck? That's actually a protective measure against viruses: It's a one-way information band. If a part of her arm were to become infected persay, then it can't spread to her brain. However, this does mean she's more detached from her own body, and she's got to manually upkeep and clean her own organs so they don't decay for other reasons.

(you can actually see the panels that make up her skin in the bucket).

Moondoc's slowly suffering from a terminal illness that started since childhood and has hollowed out their right eye. She doesn't like to be close to others because she knows she's going to die pretty soon. Doesn't stop her from making friends with two other guys and trying to stop a Particularly Strange Virus from getting to the capitol and causing mass destruction.

[marinerainbow]

Hello hello I'm on anon today, you definitely don't know what this is. :D

Shiny and Poppy question! 💚 ^^ So we know Poppy has a thing for the Evil Queen 😏 Do Shiny or Poppy like any other classic Disney Villains? XD

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Red pumps, a croc emoji, and the color green? Hmmmm I wonder who this can be??? XD

This is definitely a fun question! Especially since I've already thought of villains for Shiny to like already XD Also, I know you specified classic Disney villains, but since these gals are still alive in the modern era, I'm gonna throw in the more modern villains they'd like.

Before I get into what you asked, Shiny would definitely tease Poppy about her toon celebrity crush, regardless if they're dating or not XD not in a mean way! Shiny sees why Poppy would crush on the OG queen (and she agrees 100%). But she uses this knowledge to her advantage.

Poppy: *doing her own thing, not noticing the presence sneaking up behind her*

Shiny, doing her best Grimhilde impression: ahem. Who is the fairest of them all~?

Poppy: *shrieks in combined surprise and embarrassment*

Shiny: *kisses her cheek* You are~

Poppy: *dies*

(Actually, I guess Shiny is mean about it a little XD)

But yeah, Shiny does like the Evil Queen like Poppy does. She also likes the weasel gang and Mr. Winky from The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad. In fact, I'm thinking maybe she has poker nights with them on occasion.

Another clasic that I can see Poppy and Shiny liking is Maleficient, actually. Poppy really likes her design, and Shiny is intrigued by the magic Mal possesses... And she may or may not want to snatch her staff. If only for a few minutes to see if she can use it XD "What? No! I ain't got bad intentions for it! I just want to see if I could use it... Oh c'mon, like you wouldn't take the chance to harness that power if you could!"

(Ok this has nothing to do with your ask, but I need to vent this since we're on the topic of Sleeping Beauty. Could you imagine Poppy wearing Aurora's dress? Specifically the one she wore while living in the forest? Idk, I think Poppy could pull it off. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking of mine XD)

Though I don't think Shiny would like Ratigan very much like Poppy does. She doesn't dislike him persay. He's just not her favorite. But while Poppy would love to have a conversation with Ratigan, Shiny wouldn't be able to help herself with teasing him. Especially if Ratigan was the size of an actual rat. It's just too easy to rile that rodent up! And no, she would not play into his delusions of being a mouse. Hopefully Poppy is there to be the mediator XD

Going into the modern era, Shiny would LOVE Yzma and Dr. Facilier. Yzma has a killer closet, a secret lab, the best lines and scenes any villain could have, and she was originally going to be a full-blown witch??? Shiny would absolutely love an autograph from Yzma. And Dr. Facilier, she also loves his magic, even if it's a kind of magic she isn't quite familiar with. And she'd find him charming.

(Speaking of Yzma, I've lately been imagining Shiny with the song Snuff out the Light. Not important, i just wanted to mention it XD though maybe Shiny could be a witch in the monster AU? Despite witches technically not being monsters? I still gotta think about that)

I'm still debating it, but I'm thinking Jafar might be a guilty favorite of Poppy's. Like, she feels like she shouldn't like this creepy sorcerer. But she can't help it! (Not to mention Jafar has a really nice voice)

Ursula and Hades would be two other villains Shiny would love! Ursula is the whole package in Shiny's opinion (beauty, sass, and a whole lotta magic. Also, that body language is on point). And she thinks Hades is the funniest one out of them all, next to Yzma.

Though another villain they both like is Oogie Boogie. Poppy is more curious about his anatomy and all the insects inside him. Shiny however, wants to actually play a game with Oogie. Yeah, she knows he's a big fat cheater. But guess what? She can do that too. Let's pin two cheaters against each other and see what happens XD

Not a favorite for either of them. But I want to see what would happen if you put Shiny and Gaston in the same room together. Assuming Gaston would be the same off camera as he was in the movie. Shiny would love to give him a reality check if he tried anything with her (can you imagine how insulting she'd be to Gaston? For one, she's an animal. A creature he should be hunting and mounting on his wall. Secondly, she's a woman, and we all know his opinion on women. And thirdly, she doesn't trip over herself just to please him like everyone else does. If anything, she does whatever she can to inconvenience him! I don't think he'd like her very much XD it'd get so much worse though if he targeted Poppy)

That's all I can think of right now. Though with all the villains there are, no doubt I missed a few XD thank you so much for sending this ask in! It was so fun! ^^

[magmacannon]

11-20, 21-30 for bothul and romanman? :D

OKAY I answered 13-20 and 28-30 for Roman in other asks but I'm gonna Lightning Round this... these two will be fun to compare (<- polar opposite character types)

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Bothul: A regular doppleganger cannot transform into a fuckoff huge dragon now can it??? Radiation Blast for your impudence

Roman: Ask the doppleganger about 1. his history with Vince (if there isn't an hour long story at least that's Not Him), 2. ask him about how he feels about John (if you get a regular answer that's probably also not him) Physically if the impersonator can't spellshape a lightning bolt that's also a solid tell!

12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

Bothul: Their little bard-servant whining and making a fool of themselves to the point that they straight up fall over for attention <3

Roman: Getting attacked by his husband moob-first (tbf a lot of the things Vince does - to make him laugh tbf - get him every time)

13. When do they fake a smile? How often?

B: If Bothul fakes a smile it's because she's Plotting someone's demise in a relatively short timespan (this could be within minutes) - she doesn't feign emotions or smile readily unless it's a game. It's not too often that he does this - probably to the relief of the surrounding towns.

14. How do they put out a candle?

B: However the hell he wants (giant dragon). Might even get their servants to do it or just use a spell to get Every Candle at Once.

15. What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

B: Bothul alone is eerily quiet, preferring to keep her thoughts to herself (in case there's something listening). With friends (servants/supplicants) he's extremely showy and loud, and when working there's an unerring intensity in her actions that goes for weeks on end sometimes.

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

B: Larger, objectively more powerful dragons that Bothul hopes to defeat/subjugate. More and more thru his plot though it's also himself as his thoughts start to get scattered by outside forces.

17. What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

B: Bothul notices the Majesty of Their Huge Body first, and I think that's probably what most other people notice first too (dragon or humanoid form they're Biglarge pff)

18. Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

B: She loves herself 100% and that is IT. Everything else has contracts and conditions.

19. What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

B: Bothul would fucking kill them!!! They would either have to grovel Immediately or they would no longer exist. (I don't think Bothul really... avoids anyone, tbf. Too direct for that one.)

20. Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

B: About to be mean but her bard.... she likes that little weirdo but their work is only Sometimes Excellent (it's not bad persay but he demands Perfection and is loudly disappointed when it falls flat). Bothul also likes/admires (begrudgingly) the work of other successful dragons but hates them all So Much.

21. What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

B: Turning the Other Cheek - Bothul NEVER does this much to the detriment of anyone who is perceived as stepping against her.

R: Minding your own business is probably his biggest one. Roman does it sometimes but loves to stick his nose in things when he can (to try and fix/help with them or perhaps, sometimes, just to be nosy).

22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

B: Fit in small spaces :( (I think he might be mildly claustrophobic but this isn't usually an issue bc. digging power)

R: Calm down <:( (in actuality it's like. jfhdj attend school parties, he was genuinely terrified of them in school)

23. What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

B: This one's really hard bc Bothul is pretty remorseless but. Maybe eating a sibling's egg as a baby???? MAYBE

R: I know Roman's carrying 18 different off-hand comments he made over the last decade to Vince that could be interpreted in a slightly mean fashion in his mind like small bells... I do Not think Vince remembers those.

24. Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

B: Ate the cookie jar to impress her bard (hippo jaw attack)

R: Yeah absolutely and it was oatmeal raisin!!! He took another one for whoever confronts him abt it tho

25. What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

B: The specific temperature fluctuations on her birth swamp over the last two centuries and its effects on methane production and health of the local flora/fauna

R: SO FAR his incredible knowledge of DRAGONS has been useless to the direct plot which wtf!!!! He also knows a whole lot about the ins and outs of the child gangs(???) in Willowring bc he's talked to his kid about it a lot (I should have him use young teen slang to annoy Warren, actually)

26. How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

B: They would Never have a boss above them

R: If there was ANY possibility of being rehired he'd try for it bc that'd just be sad!!! But he'd ultimately try to talk about how to improve and ask for a recommendation letter for his next job if his relationship with said boss was okay uu

27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

B: Curse of the Depths (became extremely paranoid) is only slightly worse than the first Song of Praise his bard wrote for him (laughed at it and then commanded another try)

R: I rolled a 4 on a d20 to see how bad this'd be. Worst 'gift' is when Vulture gave him a spider directly onto his hand (he's scared of them), worst actual gift was a coupon for an Official Tzeraz Military Uniform from his family when he graduated. For Vulture he screamed and died Forever - for the gift from his family he thanked them and let the pit in his stomach get cold before probably burning that coupon a year later.

28. What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

B: He wants More Power and for his plans to succeed (in truth his plans are far more complex and long-winded, and have built in failsafes for if things go wrong. Also MAYBE there's a want to retreat and take things easier/enjoy life more but he can't possibly SHOW that one)

29. How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

B: Kill their ass!!!! Or make them pay for their insolence, somehow.

30. When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

B: Again Bothul doesn't really feel guilt - in either case it would be extremely superficial and her apology would feel shallow, even if the act of apologizing itself was a big thing for her.

[cindersnows]

Is there more info 'bout the jsab au?

It's so good I want to know more

I CANNOT BELIEVE I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS (JAN 2)

okay since i doubt i'm ever going to make the comic i might as well drop all the plot i remember

just a note i'm not sure how much you know about ava/m because i have gotten my fair share of reblogs from people only in the jsab fandom; but i'm going to assume you know the characters at least the story was going to be: red, green, yellow and blue are the "players" (which in this story are just regular guys). they live on this super sci-fi moon world with androids and stuff. the Giant Life Tree, called yggdrasil (inspo from an old friend) is like yk. the thing that gives all shapes life. shapes would still be born without it, and they could live without it, it's just sort of the "electricity" that keeps the entire moon running and alive. without yggdrasil, all the plant matter n stuff would die. of course the shapes are advanced enough that they've developed ways for everyone to live even without any plant matter, but it's still a bit awkward. their society has no actual 'Rulers' persay, but used to have a royal family. the second coming and the chosen one are brothers who are descended from that royal family.

the actual story's plot; the prologue of Ad Lumen would start off with rgyb exploring and stuff because they like to spend time just fuckin around and looking for cool things. they go into this cave, and hear second calling for help. they free second, who has lost all his memory, and promise to help him regain it. suddenly the dark lord bursts into the cave and starts attacking rgyb, and the four run away with second. (he was actually here to find and save second, and attacked rgyb because he thought they were hurting second) chapter 1 would have a year or so timeskip. and then something about dark and chosen taking yggdrasil because they believe chosen has like, the rightful heritage to the throne and that society needs to be united under one rulership again or something. idk rgyb and second get split up (and from here it gets super vague bc i didnt plan out a ton); rgyb have to go and find second because he was taken into the castle by dark. they follow chosen into the volcano (chosen is there to find one of the pieces of yggdrasil because it broke apart). rgyb fights chosen and mentions second. chosen is like oh shit wait second is there??? and just zooms off to go to the castle rgyb turn around and go to the castle too, albeit through a different entrance. they find out dark is doing smth smth with yggdrasil idk --- which turns shapes pink/red and kind of aggressive but also stronger. (dark did this to himself too) second is being forced into the line of people that are going to be turned pink because dark doesn't yet realise second is in the castle --- if he knew that, then he'd get second out. rgyb find second, who's about to be pinkified or wtv, and red jumps in the way. now he's Actually red (and not just orange). brief fight because red's body cannot handle the process and she goes a little bit beserk but green, yellow, blue and second manage to calm them down. then the five go up to stop dark once and for all (peacefully). but once they get up there they see chosen and dark arguing which turns into a fight that catches color gang in the crossfire. dark uses a piece of yggdrasil, and stabs it into herself to gain more power to stop chosen. this goes horribly wrong, annihilate happens, dark goes insane and just destroys everything in vir path: aka red, green, yellow and blue die second gets really angry, and chosen and dark panic and stop fighting. but second has superpowers (re: descended from the royal family) and just goes absolutely apeshit and beats the shit out of dark. he also gets his memories back. he manages to revive rgyb before passing out and then the gang make up with chosen and dark once second explains what he's remembered. all of shape society comes together to agree that actually they do kind of need some sort of rulership (because prior to this everything was anarchy and it Wasn't Working) but we don't see that because the comic ends

i was also thinking about making a second part of the comic, Ad Astra, smth about king/mango tango and purple and victim. i didnt get super far with the idea tho: ik that king would be elected the new ruler, and purple his vice president (??) and they would be doing something bad with yggdrasil. color gang would be trying to convince everyone that king is doing something weird but no one except chosen and dark would believe them. purple would be an android (modeled by pink/orchid after the actual purple, who died as a kid fighting with navy). mango would be a shape. victim would be an android that mango found within the castle's old computer room, who hasn't been turned on in years and gives mango advice on stuff.

sadly i dont have any of the wip panels since theyre all on my old laptop, which broke :((

sorry for the super late response!!!! but here ya go. giant compilation of The Horrors, avjsab flavor

[camelliagwerm]

couple development questions! for val/cami: 3, 4, 11, 18, 35

3. By contrast, what was the moment that first made their ~heart~ Soft for the other person? Not necessarily a conscious realization of “I love this person,” but a moment that had them like “Oh…I adore them…”

For Camellia, it came at the end of her act 5 quest. Coming clean to him, finally, felt like a weight off her chest. It felt like freedom. Her old life is dead, and standing in front of her, surrounded by the bodies of the Gwerm household staff, was a man who accepted her truth so readily. Both as a friend, and as something more. He'd barely blinked, only smiling and saying I know. The way her heart ached then frightened her a little.

For Valerius, that softness came in act 4. Finding the bone amulet in his pack, realising there was only one person who'd give him such a thing, her evasiveness. Her brushing off her concern for his wellbeing. It was that first moment of oh...she cares and that made him feel a little soft for her. Unfortunately, it happened to come not long before Zacharius finally communicated with him - and the combination of the two sent him into a downwards spiral of guilt and confusion.

4. Does this change over time? What will always reliably make them melt with how much they adore the other character?

It does. Over time, Camellia begins to find herself melting at the whole chivalric act he's prone to, even if it's something of a dark mirror of that devotion between a lady and her knight. It's an indulgence she'll allow, if only because she fancies him her knight who'd come to her aid at a moment's notice, and enjoys indulging that dynamic.

I think seeing Camellia become a little flustered over more tender gestures is what makes Vali's heart melt for her. It's endearing.

11. What fears, past traumas, etc. would be hardest for them to talk about with their partner?

Valerius finds it difficult to talk about the Battlebliss with Camellia — very rarely does he feel like she might not understand something that's troubling him, or vice versa, but that's one of them. He nearly lost himself in the Bliss, his faith, what humanity he had. The demons had kept him near bestial, to make it a fight worth spectating in the hope he'd put those fangs of his to good use. Chopping off his hair and selling it off as 'luck charms' to demons who wanted a little bit of piece of proof that the Battlebliss now had the dishonourably discharged Knight-Commander in their collars. It's not that he doesn't think she'd understand, persay, but she only ever saw the fights, and the raw, primal violence of it all had aroused her.

Camellia in general finds it difficult to talk about her true feelings, deflecting and being a little too sharp when it's unnecessary. It makes certain types of talks difficult or even a little overwhelming for her at times. A big portion why is because she still fears that she is either not good enough for him or that one day she might feel the desire to kill him - and she's concerned if she brings them up, they'll spoil the happiness they do have. It's one of the reasons why she just left without a word one night, because she was too terrified of seeing him with those very real fears pressing down on her chest (the other being because she felt like she couldn't be with him in a normal manner -- and he deserved to have the opportunity to have a 'normal' relationship.)

18. They’re going through something incredibly difficult—perhaps they’re very sick, have lost a loved one, or have gone through a traumatic event. Do they ask for or accept support and care from their partner, or try to isolate themselves?

I think it depends on what it is - a death, for example, doesn't exactly bother either of them. Camellia is glad her parents are dead, and Valerius' family don't exactly see death as the end as they're Urgathoans and primarily undead anyway. But in the case of illness, at least, they're willing to accept support and care from one another. Camellia especially can get a bit dramatic over something as minor as a cold, and thus wants all the attention from her partner; and while Valerius might try to shrug off the attention if he somehow manages to fall sick (where his approach is to let it run its course, since part of Urgathoa's portfolio is disease), he won't say no to the fuss.

A really good example, actually, would be when Camellia is pregnant with the twins; it's a difficult one, due to the children having a significant amount of Moroi in them. One dhampir child can be difficult enough, but two? Combined with the fact both parents have mythic power in them? It's a whole Situation, where Valerius gets especially nervous. His support and care is not so much as it's a request from her as much as it is a demand -- something he would've given regardless, but she was very explicit about what she expected in exchange for carrying the twins to term. And while at some times the attention can be a little too overwhelming to the point she gets extremely snappy with him, she would prefer that to any other option in that situation.

35. Would they get a pet? What kind? Who brings up the idea, and who takes a little longer to convince?

So they do have a pet, but it's Valerius', rather than it belonging to both of them. He has a dog, a Chelaxian mastiff with a little bit of Hellhound mixed in, called Simu; it was a gift from Leonelle, a gesture of friendship when Drezen and the Stolen Lands became official allies. Camellia likes it fine enough, she supposes, but she doesn't consider it her responsibility or her pet.

[c1tyhaunts]

Vanilla NSFW Headcanons. @the27percent: Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure? (Ivy & Terrah)

TERRAH ISN'T INSECURE ABOUT HER BODY PERSAY, but she had received a lot of... interesting comments about her body growing up. She's a thicker woman, (See: 1, 2, & 3) and she grew up in a puritan catholic background that did shame her for developing sooner than most. The standard, accusatory beats, you know? Assuming she's promiscuous because she's a shapely woman, etc. And while she had grown out of most of that old-school rhetoric, she does hides her curves out of habit. She is still a bad bitch though and loves every curve of herself.

IVY'S INCREDIBLY PROUD OF THEIR BODY; with how active they are, they take a lot of pride in the muscle they've built up throughout the years, especially given they've been a string bean for most of her life. Also, they have bomb tits, abs, AND ass! Wh wouldn't be proud of the work they've made (See: 1, 2, 3).

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

TERRAH FALLS IN LOVE WITH EYE CONTACT; although she has a very intense gaze herself, she doesn't look others in the eye that often. Mostly, when she talks to others, she's often doing something else or actively avoids looking towards them UNLESS she has a friendship/relationship with them. Beautiful eyes, sleepy gazes, people who talk mostly with their eyes, that's attractive to her. She also loves strong hands... there's nothing more erotic than feeling the cold bands of rings against her skin during the act.

IVY IS A STRICTLY PHYSICAL PERSON; she loves strong to plush bodies that she can feel herself against. Ivy can be superficial and has dated people strictly on their physical appearance at first, but eventually... she lets the emotions follow. Sometimes.

[archivalwrite]

"I am unseemly."

She walks in with no further explanation, no other indication of what else is going through her mind. She doesn't pause by Joy, she doesn't even look her way. She marches along like death to a corner and curls up there, tail curling over her eyes, over her face. It makes her jingle, necklaces and jewelry moving against themselves, and surely is kicking up dirt onto the rest of her outfit. She has to have something to cover the bottom of her tail, and she hasn't removed it.

Somewhere beneath the scales of her tail, the broad side of it, her eyes are wide open still. Her teeth chatter against each other, an infectious shiver that cascades over her body and leaves her trembling there. It makes her knock against the wall, repeated, like buzzing, like something going wrong beneath.

She does not explain to Joy what's wrong. She does not explain, and somewhere beneath tail and beneath scales, one of her hands goes to her throat, pressing down in a soft spot that hurts with a reassuring comfort.

It's not silencing herself, persay, she could still speak if she willed herself to. But it is helping to keep her lips tight. Reminding herself not to do so, not to make any noise, that noise would be the death of her.

green eyes follow miranda as she moved past, trailing her as the other moves to the darkest corner, the one most out of sight as the witch glanced up from the book she'd been invested in. minding her work business first and foremost, though concern was quick to come to her.

witnessing the other in such a state, miranda calling herself unseemly, and looking the part to match, had joy paying closer attention to the other than normal. well manicured fingers traced down the page of the book she'd given up reading in order to read the mannerisms and movements of the other. nails rested slightly by the body before slowly she abandoned it, closed without marking the page she had been on.

joy did not touch miranda.

gentle steps came closer to the princess, miranda would be able to feel the warmth of someone coming next to her as joy knelt down before her, though no hand reached out to touch her. not out of fear, the thought of that hadn't crossed the coven member's mind, but simply out of respect.

❝miranda- what is wrong? what happened?❞

an invitation, should the other take it, for help. for the hope of the peace of mind.

[mysillylittleseerblog]

Asked so I shall answer. How gay is Norse mythology?

Before I begin, it's important to keep in mind that most norse myths are lost to time, and of those that exist, the most complete source for the most famous myths was scribed by a Christian. Even still, a lot of downright John Waters-style filth still managed to survive.

The norsemen had some very complicated feelings about sexuality and gender. "Ergi" (unmanliness) seemed to be shamed (and possibly punished) in some communities and accepted under specific circumstances in others. AFAB queerness was not considered a big deal, though their are mild old norse insults that vaguely allude to the idea being strange or even funny. AMAB queer people, whether they be trans woman or gay man seemed to be more socially acceptable to most norsemen if they socially transitioned to a more womanly role, especially if they were Seidr or Galdr workers (Norse witches.) It's complicated though, and it probably varied from community to community.

For anyone not familiar with Norse mythology, it's a little unique in that it's 40% poetic, deep lore, 60% dirty dick jokes made up by sailors and farmers trying to get their buddies to laugh.

Loki:

Loki is probably the most famously queer Norse god since they confirmed him as genderqueer in the MCU then shipped him with himself, as you do. Loki has six named children, and he's confirmed to have given birth to at least one, possibly three, depending on the version of the myth. From a source I cannot confirm the legitimacy of so take this with a grain of salt, he's said to have given birth to a bunch of other monstrous shit. This is not in the prose Edda, but if you choose to believe it so, every horrible non-humanoid monster in Norse mythology has come from Loki's vagina. He's always disguising himself as a woman, just constantly. He's also guilty of the for mentioned Ergi, since he can do Seidr.

Thor:

Quite literally the most well-known story of Thor from norse mythology is him cross dressing. The TL;DR is that Loki (probably) gives mlojnir to a jotune who says he'll give it back if they give him Freya to marry, Freya says hell no (she's technically already married to a man who went missing but is secretly Odin who's already married to Frigga and that's actually part of what causes ragnorok, lol) and somehow the only other solution is Thor in drag pretending to be Freya, with loki disguised as a bridesmaid. The giant's super happy, marries bearded queen thor/freya, is then weirded out by thor eating an insane amount of food, drinking an insane amount of mead, and being so angry his eyes are glowing red. Loki bullshits their way through it until Thor gets mlojrnir and violently beats every jotune there to death. The end.

This gets funnier when you consider Thor doesn't look anything like Chris Hemsworth in the mythos--- he's got one of those strong man bodies where he's so muscular he looks fat, a very grizzled face, and a long red beard.

Side note: not that this is really queer persay, but mlojnir has a short handle, is typically depicted with the hammer part at the bottom and is considered a symbol of fertility because it's a small dick appreciation joke. Small but mighty. Thor loves his tiny member.

Odin:

Odin is a contradictory god in many ways. He's a sage loving father and a violent berserker. He created humanity but is also a god of death. To be able to see more, he cut out his own eye. He's wise and all-knowing and will play silly pranks and be goofy. It's his whole shtick. No surprise then even though he's pinnacle masculine partiarch, he's one of the most powerful users of Seidr magic second only to Freya. I have a post on my blog explaining Seidr, but the short version is it's time-based pussy magic. Which means Odin is also extremely guilty of committing ergi. Knowledge is far more important to Odin than those pesky gender roles though, a shockingly progressive hot take from the most powerful god in a pantheon. I'd call him a feminist icon if he didn't constantly cheat on his wife, though she may actually just be cool with it since, unlike Hera, we have not a single myth of Frigga showing the slightest bit of jealousy her husband's a whore. Dick move what he did to Freya though. Odin's bff is another poetry goddess he drinks with and has slam poetry nights with--- I imagine anyway.

Freya:

Her chariot is pulled by cats. She's a slut and is proud of it. If that's not high femme Sapphic I don't know what is.

Freyr:

Local twink falls in love with the first giant stone butch mega milk mommy he sees and contributes to the makings of the end of the world.

Heimdall:

He's the son of nine or eight-strong lesbian polycule of women who are also sentient waves.

Kvasir:

Okay, so, this God is already the product of every single Vanir and Aesir spitting into a bucket, m'kay? Already, John Waters shit is afoot. All the gods wanted to fuck him, he was just hella likable and hot. Skipping over some stuff, he gets killed and made into mead. Just go with it. He's stolen by either jotune or dwarves and I can't be bothered to look it up. Odin isn't having it. He disguises himself as an eagle and drinks his former-spit-bucket-former-hot-boy-crush-current-alcoholic-berverage so everyone can taste the hotness that was Kvasir. So he's flying around, sprinkling hot boy juice on all the nine realms, and everyone who gets hit with it gets ten times more creative/artistic/poetic depending on the translation. But the mead also gives Odin diarrhea. Anyone who gets hit with the literal shitty diarrhea creativity/poetic juice also gets super inspired, but only to make really really bad stuff only they think is good. Which is the most hardcore camp fairytale I have ever fucking read and sums up pretty well why I became a practicing heathan.

Valhalla is not heaven, and other reasons fascists are dumb dumbs.

The utterly, bewildering, so funny it's depressing thing about neo n@z1s and blanc enthusiasts being so fucking quick to appropriate Norse iconography as a symbol of their "proud heritage" is that they consistently demonstrate a grasp on Norse Mythology as deep as the Marvel Cinematic Universe does. Not a dig on the MCU, but, let's just say creative liberties is an understatement when it comes to representing Norse Mythology.

The primary point of interest boils down basically to the concept of the "exhalted warrior death." As fascism is the ideology of hero worship, on a surface level, this makes sense. Old Norse Culture was one largely defined by conflict and vikinging as a trade.

Many Norse beliefs are shaped by, designed to inspire and exhalt the warrior who fights without fear. Their society in part relied on "the hero warrior."

Couple things though:

1. Not all Norsemen were vikings, and you REALLY aren't one.

You think the Norse belief system was so heavily lazer focused on a single profession in what needed to be an entire functioning community everyone that wasn't a viking was poopooed to damnation and/or a dishonorable life? No bitch. "Hel" in Norse mythology is just where the dead ARE. It's a very morally neutral place to be. Hel be vibin'. Odin, Freya, and possibly Njord were collecting souls for a very specific reason. That being . . .

2. The souls of warriors were being brought to Valhalla (among other places) to train for a final battle THEY WERE DESTINED TO LOSE.

Y'all fucking forgot about Ragnorok didn't you? The souls in Valhalla are being conscripted to a suicide mission. It's a place of honor to be chosen, but it's not a reward.

The training is apparently honestly a bitch in a half in it of itself supposedly. I guess you get god mead, though. Sit next to Odin at the big boy table, maybe. An afterlife of pain and awaiting doom for beer and for daddy to notice you.

That's the thing, though. Valhalla isn't supposed to be Heaven. It aligns with many other Norse Myths in that it exhalts to bravery in the face of certain annihilation. Valhalla as a function of beleif designed to psychologically break past the human instinct to prioritize self-preservation. The quality in which it exhalts is not the hero's death, but embracing doom. THAT'S WHY Odin chose warriors who died WITH WEAPON IN HAND, as in, they already faced one destruction, they can face another.

The army of Valhalla weren't even the only deaths of honor Odin recognized one could achieve. The Volva were all very much in Hel once they died, and they are all distinguished as Odin's special little future-seeing squad in the mythos too. And that's JUST Odin, ignoring the other gods who chose souls for their armies.

Norse mythology, ironically to the point of head-exploading farce, spits in the face of the concept of the Hero's Death as defined by fascism. "Dying for the cause" is a Christian/Abrahamic value that they are retroactively interjecting into Norse belief because historical self-insert fanfiction that is the Arian Mythos. There's no fucking point in training and fighting in Ragnorok, everyone is destined to fail, everyone knows it, and that's the fucking point.

The concept of Ragnorok and Valhalla was not even universal among the Norsemen. The inevitability of death and rebirth is just kind of a given as a natural truth in most pagan beliefs. Everyone you know and love is going to die, and then something else will come from the ashes. Literally "chill bro it be like that sometimes."

And if that's not enough to convince you fascists don't actually know shit about Norse mythology, I can tell you all about how fucking gay it is.