#Seth: Wai

[hawberries]

a little game of cat and mouse

[0fps]

"If you would've just agreed to my terms, we could've avoided all of this nonsense!" "I agree to your terms." "But you're just so obsessed with… Hang on. What did you say?"

bonus:

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

[macdenlover]

[samijey]

Monday Night RAW 25/03/2024

[oplishin]

continued from this. genuinely what is their problem

[codename-adler]

BEGGING you for the next socmed au part

- @you-know-i-get-itt

18.

Robin pookie!!! I did it!!! Again!!! The princess that was promised. 👸🏾

don’t worry, Matt took her on a midnight drive for emergency rice crispies. if Andrew’s lot don’t watch out he’s gonna be favorite uncle soon…

[dia-smthidk]

just the Carnival DLC group doin shenanigans. (Carnival AU belongs to @sm-baby)

characters:

Carnival!BuzzBuzz - @awful-little-goose’s oc

Carnival!Narcissus - @freshsans-canonbf’s oc

Carnival!Leisel - @hootbon’s oc

Carnival!Sethe - my oc :)

[mochinon-yah]

This is so different from the art style I usually use, but I like it lol. Btw, don't mind the messy lines or whatever weirdness in the drawing cuz I literally drew this at midnight 😭😭

Anywayyyy this cutie pie right here is Seth, an OC who belongs to lovely @codemiracle <3

[st5lker]

the craziest thing about the way seth mcfarlane was supposed to be on the first plane during 9/11 is that like family guy was already airing. this wasnt a childhood near death experience “we almost didnt have family guy” type deal. in fact family guy had already been renewed after its cancellation and a season was literally in the middle of airing. and like nobody else famous was on the planes really at least not as well known as seth mcfarlane. so like not only would there be a whole remaining season of family guy airing with the knowledge that the creator and also literally half of the voices was in the plane that hit the first tower, seth mcfarlane would forever be remembered as like…. The celebrity that died in 9/11. well unless mark wahlberg was there in that universe too

[sethhuseyin]

i was just doodling gerard and accidentally made this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (sketched from this photo)

[queenielacy]

I’m so tired of them talking about the way Seth dresses. We get it. Seth actually puts thought into how he looks and you “big manly men” think this is inferior because it’s a “feminine” trait and if you could get away with saying a slur on live TV, you would call Seth a slur but you can’t, so you jump around it by calling him everything else. You don’t like it because it makes you uncomfortable with how comfortable Seth is, and you’re probably a little jealous of how comfortable Seth is in his skin and how good he looks. We get it, now insult Seth in some other way please.

[ei-encora]

i needed to draw some non-descript earlier era of pickles with short hair or else i was gonna go fucking crazy

[lucky-slice]

I'm obsessed with Kevin for far too many reasons to reasonably count, but also because he's like crack cocaine for any and all character interactions in aftg.

Like if you really wanna get down and dirty into a characters psyche, just throw them into a jar with Kevin Day and shake it up a bit.

[thetopichot]

just a random idea

Sugarboo is being unusually quiet, staring out a window, and Seth worries that they’re upset about something when in reality they’re just deep in thought and zoning the heck out. Alphonse is used to this so he’s not worried.

Sugarboo is honestly so real for that. I do that shit ALOT & my friends & family look at me like "Hey, Lou? Ya good?" but I can totes imagine that. It would kinda go down like:

Seth looks at you worried as you stare out the window. He turns to Alphonse who's in the kitchen cleaning dishes. "Hey, Al?"

"Yeah?" Alphonse shouted from the kitchen.

"Is Sugar all right? Cuz they been staring at the window for 'bout an hour now. Are they mad?"

Alphonse finished up the dishes & approached Seth. He put a hand on his shoulder. "Nah, they're fine. They're just in deep thought, ya know? In the zone?"

Seth turns to Al & raises a eyebrow at him. "In the what now?"

"They're fine, Seth. They're just thinking."

"Hmm. 'Bout what though?" Alphonse shrugged to the question.

"The world may never know."

[unendingliveblogging]

"inbred porn ape" another of those phrases that has permanently embedded itself in my psyche. like "feral arithmetic-ghoul"