#Seth: Wai

[hawberries]

a little game of cat and mouse

[divorcedtom]

SEVERANCE 2.04 - "Woe's Hollow"

[0fps]

"If you would've just agreed to my terms, we could've avoided all of this nonsense!" "I agree to your terms." "But you're just so obsessed with… Hang on. What did you say?"

bonus:

[falafels]

pt.25!! <pt.24 pt.26>

french translation (please correct me if you know better as my french has got holes in it):

-can we do it again soon?

-get a grip, kevin. yes.

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[mcknotanniegrey]

okay, y'all know hot priest

let me introduce you to

hot rabbi

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

[macdenlover]

[theoraeeken]

roman's face when he was just trying to have a nice day at work and his thirteen year long situationship turned up SENT me

[softambrollins]

[samijey]

Jey's favorite way of motivating Sami? Telling him to simply be himself (because that's all he needs)

[codename-adler]

35.

*incoherent mumbling*

[r-truth]

[oplishin]

continued from this. genuinely what is their problem

[dia-smthidk]

just the Carnival DLC group doin shenanigans. (Carnival AU belongs to @sm-baby)

characters:

Carnival!BuzzBuzz - @awful-little-goose’s oc

Carnival!Narcissus - @freshsans-canonbf’s oc

Carnival!Leisel - @hootbon’s oc

Carnival!Sethe - my oc :)

[mochinon-yah]

This is so different from the art style I usually use, but I like it lol. Btw, don't mind the messy lines or whatever weirdness in the drawing cuz I literally drew this at midnight 😭😭

Anywayyyy this cutie pie right here is Seth, an OC who belongs to lovely @codemiracle <3

[sisterofficerlucychen]

i think i've seen this film before ...