#Saari duniya jala denge

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Rules: Shuffle you on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs!

Tagged by: @pixlerelish

Sher khul gaye - Fighter

Jhoome Jo Pathan - Pathan

Araraari Raaro - Jawan

Va va voom - Archies

Nikle the kabhi hum Ghar se - Dunki

Jab Tum Na Theen - Archies

Saari duniya jala denge - Animal (I need the outro of this song separately)

Waheguru - Dunki

Naa Ready - Leo

Tere Liye - Veer Zaara

I swore I was branching out again. But who am I kidding.

Anyway, tagging some people, share yours if you want to😌

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Alexa play, saari duniya jala denge

Beta thoda sa dhyan dena seekho ab tum adulls ho gaye ho

[amliyatduniya]

Kisi Ko Bhool Jane Ki Dua, “Kisi ki yaado ko boola pana bahut muskil hota hai, kyoki wo humhare dil me ek khas jagah bana leta hai. Jiski yaado aur baato ko dil se nikal pana muskil hai. Lekin kuch qurani dua ki madad se aap us vyakti ko hamesha ke liye bhool jayoge. Aur apko uska khayal sapne me bhi nhi aayega. Agar apka premi ya premika se rishta tut gya hai, to aap kisi ko bhool jane ki dua ko jarur padhe. Isse apko uski yaad aana band ho jayegi.

Aap kisi ko apne dil me itni izzat or jagah de dete hai, ki wo insan apki kadar tak nhi karta hai. Aur aap din raat bas usi ki yaad satati rahti hai. Kuch logo ke break up hone ke baad ladki ladke se door to ho jati hai. Lekin jab uski yaad aati hai, to rona aa jata hai.

Relation me break up hone ki bahut saari wajah hoti hai. Kabhi ladke ki galti hoti hai, to kuch galatiya ladkiya karti hai. Jiski wajah se breakup ho jata hai. Aur puri zindagi ussi ki yaado ke sahare jina padta hai. Kisi ki yaado ko ek dam se khatam nhi kiya ja sakta hai. Usko dheere dheere karke dil or dimag se bhoolya ja sakta hai.

Jab aap kisi se pyar karte hai, to jaise jaise din beetete jate hai waise waise kuch lamhe aise hote hai. Jo dil me apna ghar bana lete hai. Un lamho ko mita pana thoda muskil hai. Halki waqt ke sath usko bhulaya ja sakta hai. Ek allah tallah hi jo uski yaad ko mita sakte hai. Isliye humhari di gai dua ka istemal kare.

Kisi Ko Dil Se Nikalne Ki Dua

Jab koi insan apko dhokha dekar chala jata hai. Wo apni zindagi acche se guzar rha hota hai. Aur aap uski ko yaad me pal pal mar rhe hote hai. Usko bhoola nhi pa rhe ho. Khud ko buzy rakhne ki khoshish karte ho, taki uski yaad na aye. Aap maa baap ke sath waqt guzarte ho, taki uski yaado ko kam kiya ja sake. Lekin zindagi me kuch pal aise aa jate hai. Ya uski koi baat apke samne aa jati to fir se dimag me ussi ka khayal aana fir se shuru ho jata hai.

Pyar bhi kya cheez hoti hai, yeh kisi bhi anzaan vyakti se ho jati hai. Na aap uske bare me kuch jante hai, na hi pachante ho. Aur pyar achanak se ho jata hai. Yeh pyar agar aapse door ho jaye, to bahut taqleef hoti hai. Uske bina rha nhi jata hai. Usko jitna bhoolne ki khoshish karte hai. Wo utna hi aapko yaad aata hai. Isliye hum apko kisi ko dil se nikalne ki dua batayge jise karne ke baad uski yaad aani band ho jayegi. Aap usse puri tarah se bhool jayoge, aur apke dil se hamehsa ke liye nikal jayege.

Dua ko ladka ladki aur shadishuda mard aurat dono kar sakte hai. Bas amal karne se pahle humhari ijajat lena na bhoole.

Is amal me din ka veshesh dhyan rakhna hai. Agar aap shukravaar ki raat ko karna hai.

Sabse pahle apne ek katori pisa hua aata ya kanak leni hai.

Aur ek aak ke pathe par lal pen se ladke ya ladki ka naam uske niche uski maa ya baap ka naam likhna hai.

Kisi ko dil se nikalne ki dua kuch is tarah se hai Ya Quddoos Al khalif Ya Musawwir Al Gaffar

Uske baad us aak ke pathe ko katori me dal dena hai.

Aagle din yani shanivar ki subah 11:25 par us aate ya kanak ko ghar ki chhat par dal deni hai.

Insha allah aapko us ladke ya ladki ka khayal aana bilkul band ho jayega.

Wo bahut muskil waqt hota hai, jab aap kisi ko apne dil se nikal rhe hote hai. Beeta hua kal bhool kar aap nai zindagi jeena chahte ho. Apne maa baap ko kuch ban kar dikhana chahte ho. Duniya me bahut kam log hote hai, jab wo apne aapko sambhal lete hai. Dusri tarah bahut saare log to kisi ki yaad me tanav me chale jate hai.

Sabse pahle apko usse sampark todne hoge. Jaha jaha bhi wo apke sampark me apko dheer dheer dooriya paida karni hogi. Usse jitni li huye gift aur cheez ko tod de ya jala de. Purani baato ko bhool kar aane wale kal ke bare me soche. Taki wo apke nazro ke samne na aa paye. Khush rakhne ke liye naye naye dost banana shuru kar de.

Duniya me sabse jyada dukh uni logo ko hota hai. Jo apni zindagi se purani yaado ko bhoola nhi pate hai. Baar baar rah rahkar man uni yaado me chala jata hai. Do logo ko man baar baar yaad karta hai. Pahla wo jinse apke man ka bahut jyada prem ho jaye. Aur dusre wo jinno apko bahut jyada dukh aur dard diya ho. Aapko aise logo ko apne dil se bahar nikalna hai. Uske liye aap islamic wazifa bhi kar sakte hai.

Jab aap kisi insan se itna jyada pyar karte hai, ki baki jitne bhi log hai apki zindagi me un sabka mol uske aage kam ho jata hai. To aisa rishta nishchit hi dukh ka karan banta hai. Koi bhi cheez had se jyada achhi nhi hoti hai. Zindagi me had ek speed ki tarah hoti hai. Had jitni jyada badhti hai. Durgatna ki sambhavna bhi utni hi jyada ho jati hai. Aise hi zindagi me kisi se bahut jyada man ka judav ho jata. Aur fir apki musibat ki wajah bankar apke samne aati hai.

Kisi Ki Yaad Na Aane Ka Wazifa

Aksar dekha jata hai, ki bahut jyda pyar bhi ladai or jaghdo ka karan ban jata hai. Jab aap apne maa baap ko bhi bhoolkar apne premi ya premika ke piche pagal ho jate hai. Ek hi insan ko apne har sukh dukh ki wajah bana lete hai. Jab aap kisi ek vayakti par nibar kar dete hai, to apko usse bahut saari umeedye ho jati hai. Aur jab wo umeed aur sapne pure nhi hote hai, to apka dil tut jata hai. Apko kal tak jis insan se pyar hota hai. Achanak se usse nafrat ho jati hai.

Aap sochte hai, ki kash koi aisa batan hota. Jise band karne ke baad apne man ke vicharo ko rok pate. Bahut saare aise log hote hai. Jo pura din kisi ko yaad karte rahte hai, aap kisi ki yaad na aane ka wazifa padhe,  Jin logo ko hamesha sochne ki aadat hoti hai. Wo zindagi me kabhi khush nhi rah pate hai. Aur wo rishto se alag hone ke baad bhi log purani yaado ko bhool nhi pate hai.

Dil kabhi na kabhi kisi na kisi se pyar kar hi leta hai. Agar aapke dil me bhi koi aisa insan hai. Jiski wajah se aap bahut preshan hai. Wo apki kadar nhi karta hai. Neend aur yaad ka aisa milan hai, ki jab yeh dono mil jate hai, to achhe acche insano ka jeena haram ho jata hai.

Jab tak aapne bada sochna nhi sikha tab tak aap kuch bada nhi kar payege. Apni soch ko bada kariye. Tabhi aap zindagi me bada kar payege. Yadi aap chahte hai, ki aap un purani bhavano aur purani yaado se bahar nikal paye, to apko panch kaam jarur shuru karne hoge. Jisse insha allah apko kisi ki yaad nhi aayegi.

Khud Ki Kadar Karna sikhe: Jis din aap khud ki izzat karna sikh jayege, to puri duniya aapki muthhi me ho jayegi. Hamesha aapne aap ko positive rakhna hai. Apko hamesha yeh yaad rakhna hai, ki main un bhavano aur vayakti ke piche nhi jayega. Jo dukh aur taqleef dete hai. Chahe apke man ka kitna bhi pyar kyo na ho. Par apko apne liye jeena hoga.

2. Apni Zindagi Ka Koi Laksh Banaye: Zindagi rukne aur baitne ka naam nhi hai. Jeevan to chalne ka naam hai. Jab aap chaloge hi nhi to apki yatra puri kaise hogi. Har ek insan ka zidagi me kuch karne ya banane ka lakshya hota hai. Aap bhi ek lakshya banaye. Us lakshy tak puchane ke liye din raat mehnat kare. Aur aapko us insan ki yaad kabhi aayegi.

3. Aap Khali Baitna Chod De: Jis din aap khali baitna chod denge. Us din se apko har wo cheez milna shuru ho jayegi. Jo aapne kabhi sapne me nhi sochi hogi. Khud ko achhe kaamo me vayst rakhe. Apne kimati samay ko behtar bhavishya banane me lagye.

4. Maaf Karna Sikhe: Jin logo ne apka dil dukhaya hai une maaf kar dijiye. Uske baad usko khud hi apni galatiyo ka aahsas hona shuru ho jayega. Aur wo thode hi samay me apke paas aakar apse mafi managega. Maaf karne ka matlab yeh nhi ki aap unse fir rishta rakhe. Kisi ko maaf karna ka itna arth hai, ki apka uss vyakti se koi sambandh nhi hai.

5. Dhyan Lagna Shuru Kare: Aap har roz subah 10 minat dhyan lagaye. Jab aap dhyan karege, to apki aatma ko shakti hasil hogi. Apka man jyada shant aur sthir rahega. Aap apni zindagi ko jyada behtar samajh payege. Jo pursni aur buri yaado se apko kuch hi dino me chutkara mil jayega.

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Fuck it, we ball.

So the story is about our resident, psychopath/sociopath, (I don't know the difference, apologies). Rannvijay Singh Balbir, who is the son of the rich man, Balbir Singh. They are business people. 🫡🫡

Dad was busy running business throughout so didn't love him much, didn't spend that much time with him, beat him up on a few occasions. Hence there is a lot of resentment, pent up anger, desperation to prove himself, and yada yada yada. So the guy ends up developing severe anger issues, and loses all sense of morality for some fucking reason, and has no qualms about committing mass murder. YAY. He shoots a gun in his sister's college, because she gets ragged, and drives a few guys off the road to protect her, you know how it is.

His father sends him away, he comes back and convinces resident dumb woman Gitanjali to break off her engagement to nice NRI educated man, because he is an alpha and weak men invented poetry so that they could fuck women. Also, you know the pelvis line, it works, she leaves the NRI. His father throws him out again, he leaves, goes to America. 8 years later, his dad is shot by business rivals, so he comes back to protect his family.

Here it revealed that the guys attacking his family are his second cousins, whose grandfather was kicked out of family business by the Vijay's grandfather. So the evil branch of the family converted to Islam as all evil people do. And they are more vicious, and dangerous and evil and more misogynists than our Hindu Sher here. It is evident in the introduction scene with Bobby Deol, who kills a man on his wedding, more graphically than any other killing in the movie, and then has sex with his third wife while covered in blood and then invites his two wives into the room and strips them naked. Because muslims you know. Tripti Dimri (why are you in this movie, woman, why) is sent as a honeypot, but Ranbir bhai rizzes her and makes her fall in love with him, she reveals the Ekta Kapooresque plan to impersonate him and kill his family.

Ranbir Bhai tells his wife that she should forgive him for cheating on her as he did it for his father, and she forgave him for mass murders, what even is cheating compared to that. (ACTUAL LINE NO JOKE)

So Ranbir bhai goes to fight the evil muslims at an airstrip in Scotland. Where the final fight takes place to the background of, "Papa tujhe ho gaya kuch, saari duniya jala denge hum". Being the nice Hindu Sher that he is, he gives the evil muslim man a chance to make amends and part ways, but the evil muslim man muslims all over the place, and tell him to suck his dick, so Ranbir bhai kills him.

He comes home to find that his wife is leaving him and that his dad is dying of cancer, lol, this whole movie is pointless.

Post Credit Scene - Evil Muslim Man's younger brother, goes through plastic surgery to look like Hindu Ranbir, so Muslim Ranbir kills two of Hindu Ranbir's friends. And he marries his older brother's wife who just gave birth, because that's what muslims do. OH, btw, he is accompanied by mujra music, because you know muslims.

Guys I watched Animal, review chahiye