#SQUIGGILY MY LOVE there's always a seat at my table for you

[myreygn]

*rolls in* Did I write these while dancing to Rewrite cause it's the best Brotherhood opening? Absolutely. Anyway- tada! :D Forgive me if they read a little OOC or shallow- it has been a LONG time since I've watched Brotherhood (might genuinely start it up again, no promises but a deep consideration) I hope you like them, Rey! :D <3 <3 <3 *rolls out*

FMA Brotherhood Tickle Headcanons :D

Edward: SHORT KING! (Shh, don’t let him hear you call him that) We love! We adore- is it weird I always assumed he was canonically ticklish? Maybe it was all the fics I read growing up about him- ANYWAY! This man is a walking tickle spot. No matter where you touch him, do it lightly and he’s weakened. And he is ANGRY about it! He’s the king of those “Ehehehe-STAP! >:O” kind of giggles! He gets so grumpy about it you’d think he was being serious, but then if you don’t play with him he’s all pouty (Not that he’d ever admit it). If I had to give him a specific tickle spot I’d say his belly- again, blaming all the fics and art I consumed growing up, that was a common spot- but also he just radiates being ticklish there? Like I said though, he’s a walking tickle spot so go nuts! Just..be prepared. As a ler-he is ruthless. The kind that can push past his own ticklishness to get you good!

Alphonse: My baby! The “Big little brother”! Canonically ticklish (Finally remembered that scene it only took 15 years what-) it’s been SO LONG since someone tickled him? Kind of hard to do so when you’re a suit of armor, admittedly. When he had a body, he was the go-to target for Ed and Winry whenever they hung out. He’s got the CUTEST laugh! It’s bubbly and giggly and endearing to listen to; the kind if Ed heard it again he’d likely tear up because it’s so nostalgic and happy sounding! As a ler, Al is so GENTLE. Hands made of metal, but the most feathery of touch- he mainly pokes and prods at Edward whenever his brother is #stressed (which is admittedly often). Sometimes he’ll poke at Winry whenever she’s about to lose her mind over her workbench. His worst spots were his ribs and belly!

Winry: I had such a crush on her growing up-RIGHT WINRY! Queen- we love our lady mechanics! I’d say she’s just as ticklish as Edward, but just in different spots! Her armpits are really bad- sometimes her hair will get stuck there and she’ll squeal and twist around to throw her  wrench at whomever tickled her. Admittedly Ed likes to sneak up on her and tickle her before running for the hills, so she’s got a 50% hit rate. (No Edwards were harmed in the throwing of her wrenches). Her hips are also ticklish, though you have to use those deep tissue methods if you want to tickle her there. Her laugh is really pretty and fun, the kind that makes Ed-you stop and linger for a while, you know? Like Al, it’s nostalgic and heartwarming! As a ler, she’s dangerous! She knows ALL of Edward’s spots (as his go-to mechanic and childhood friend, naturally) and has a knack for finding them on others! She’s got those metal detector hands!

Roy: Mm, mm, mm- how I love me some Roy Mustang! This man- this MAN, he is the type to be all bravo. “Me? Ticklish? HA! As if I’d be taken down by something so childish!” And then- like immediately gets taken down by something so childish. He’s not nearly as ticklish as Edward or Winry, but like…he’s got no defenses. Especially when Hawkeye tickles him, he’s gone. Dead. Deceased. Sing his praises at his funeral, he is not coming back! His legs are by far his worst spot- squeeze his knees, pinch his thighs, run your fingers along his calves- gone. Thanos snapped. He’s got a hearty laugh- loud and boisterous (kinda sexy) and addicting as hell! He’s not much of a ler himself (cause he can literally be destroyed in five seconds flat) but when he does get the chance, he’s actually rather good at it! Arrogant in his teasing, sure, but very mindful of his lee’s reaction and what’s okay/what’s not. (Also big on aftercare- he’ll get you whatever you want and need). Can you tell I love him???

Hawkeye: I still have a crush on Hawkeye-EHEM! Right- our angel. Our goddess. Our badass queen. Don’t let that quiet, composed personality fool you- this woman is DEADLY on all fronts; including tickling. By far the one who tickles Roy the most when they’re alone, she has that man pinned and screaming for mercy everytime. She’s meticulous-drawing out every last breath of laughter until she’s satisfied (or until her lee calls it quits, whichever comes first). She herself is ticklish, but it depends on who’s tickling her whether or not she’ll give you a laugh. Most people will get a dry, sarcastic “ha ha.” Before she glares at them till they wither. If it’s Roy or someone she loves, you’ll be charmed by her soft breathless giggles and gorgeous smile that can kill a lesser man. She’s just so- AHH!

Envy: (I’m going in cause I know you love them) Does one’s tickle spot change depending on the form you take? And does that even apply to someone like Envy when their entire being is One. Big. Tickle spot? Scientists have yet to find the answer, but I can say with full confidence that Envy CANNOT handle being tickled under any capacity! One touch is all they need before they’re spazzing out like a bug and chewing out whoever dares to tickle them up down left right all the way to hell and back- all while laughing like a hyena and not fighting back cause they actually LIKE it???

Their preferred tickle spot changes on the day to day. Sometimes they crave belly tickles, others good ol’ neck tickles. Sometimes they want to get ribbed, but I’d say their thighs are consistently favored. Accidental brushing against them will get Envy giggling, but be very, VERY careful. They take any and all tickles as a challenge and will immediately seek revenge, even if it was a genuine accident. Did I mention they like tickles? More on the receiving side, sure, but they get SUCH a power rush when they can take someone down as a ler! Can tease with the best of them, but can’t handle teases in return- the enigma of Envy!

Oh also they get jealous if they witness tickle fights and don't get tickled too. Super pouty but also quick to cheer up when they finally get tickled back <3

Thank you, goodnight! (It's 5pm where I am)

i am SHRIEKING over these i love you you're amazing 😭😭🛐🛐 i'm super happy you're considering it, no pressure tho ofc!!

alas, the hcs - everything under the cut for length!

nah nah i gotcha- ed gives MAJOR canonically ticklish vibes, all of the scenes of winry fixing his arm alone like come on 😭 i agree, he'd pretend to get so mad about it too, he would never admit that getting tickled actually reminds him of some of his happiest childhood memories. and i looove his stomach being his death spot, i gotta throw in his underarm tho; but only on one side, right where the metal meets the skin. that's basically a spot exclusive to winry, but just let her trace it reeeaaal lightly and he'll be giggling and stuttering out cusses while absolutely melting into her they're my babies i'm sorry- 💗💗😭😭 (also yk his ler instincts kick into high gear the second someone dares to utter the l-word, and if only to tell him what a "cute little giggle" that was)

ALPHONSE MY SON i'm ready to cry about him at any given time 😭😭 ed would be so miffed that he can't tickle al back while he's in the armor, but he would totally tell him in great detail how exactly he's going to do it once al gets his body back. like al would tickle ed to calm him down or get him to stop working and then once ed lies down he's like "i can't wait to pin your arm over your head and scribble your armpit with all five fingers at once" and when al's like HUH?? ed would just go "goodnight :)" and zonk off to al's armor clanking as he shakes with fear (but also he's really excited about it okay can you blame him)

METAL DETECTOR HANDS IS PERFECTION STOPPIT 😭💀 winry is definitely the one who starts every single of her and ed's tickle fights (because ed is too cool and too adult for this bullshit, obviously.) and they give each other NOTHING, it's always an all out war with them and sometimes al even has to step in and pull them apart by the scruff of their necks like little kitty cats. also the aim of her throwing her wrenches gets better the more deadly the tickle attack, as crazy as it sounds, so if ed wants to get her really good chances are he's absolutely gonna end up with a concussion 💀

squiggily i must say you conceal your love for roy mustang so well i really couldn't tell 😌😌 i honestly didn't think he was that attractive until he got turned into a pathetic little guy by some rain and then i was like oh yeah i get it shfgdsxkj- no fr tho he's so cool, his fight scenes go crazy hard if he doesn't get nerfed by the weather and he's such an amazing character too - AND YES mans is weak, that is the face of a man who CANNOT resist when someone so much as grazes against the back of his knee. hawkeye likes casually putting her leg over his lap like a seatbelt and then tickle his legs so all he can do is kinda flop around and grasp onto her arms without actually doing anything to push her off 💗💗 and imagine roy as a ler to ed tho, can you imagine- he'd lecture him about obeying your superiors while poking his stomach urgh he's such a dad 😭😭

riza hawkeye the woman of my dreams 🛐🛐 girl is a mean ler, the eye of a sniper sees all weak points immediately - if her and winry teamed up they'd be unstoppable, everyone fears the day they might get the idea 💀💀 she also sometimes tickles her friends and/or comrades very briefly when she feels like they need to shut up, she'll notice someone nearly dozing off during an assembly and pinch their side before giving them the blank stare of silent judgement which, unsurprisingly, always works. also- "if it's roy or someone she loves" oh that's weird you just said roy twi- *gunshot*

ENVY 😭😭 MY BELOVED PATHETIC CREATURE 😭😭 MY DEAREST DETESTED DELINQUENT 😭😭 MY MASS MURDERING ICON OF BITTERNESS AND HATRED 😭😭 you have no idea how much i actually love this asshole, they're like one of the few characters who actually gets me into ler mode?? like i usually never sit there watching a show and think "oh i wanna wreck you" but bro is walking around with their waist out i mean come on slut sorry i couldn't resist

i know the homunculi are technically like. not capable of love or whatever but i like to see them as dysfunctional siblings in my head, just for me to enjoy, personally, and i just. envy was getting the annoying younger sibling treatment i feel it in my soul. lust especially, she loved just pinning them face down, sitting on their thighs and raking her nails up and down their sides and envy's just screaming but also they're having fun psht don't tell anyone- and them being jealous when others get tickled but they don't STOP that's so funny, envy you don't have to live up to the name all the time 😭😭

THANK YOU SM FOR THIS I LOVE YOU- this is exactly what i needed, i've been starved for someone to talk to 💗💗 good night to you too (it's midnight here so that checks out lol)