#SORRY I MAKE THE RULES AND HE'S THEIR EMO KID

[itscoffeetime-world]

I think is a good time to say i gave Rosi and jeanne more kidsKFLFKDJK

I'll post about them when i have more time, buy they're twins named Carmelo and Dulcinea!!!

[struwberrii]

bokuto headcanons ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

like the title says, her are my cutesy bokuto kotarou headcanons ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ (mainly relationship stuff)

know so many random niche food spots, like whatever your craving he knows the best spot to pick it up at

he talks to animals like theyre friends (they are)

randomly challenges people to races or arm wrestles to settle any dispute

loves watching cartoons, like hangout sessions with bokuto consist of getting a bunch of junk food that will for sure give you a stomach ache then getting comfy on the couch and watching the amazing world of gum ball

he has the comfiest bed ever, like ik his blanket is the softest thing you've ever felt in your entire life

loves wearing clothes with hoodies so he can just hide in them when he gets sad

loves playing video games but hes so bad at them bc hes too impatient to learn the rules so he just plays and tries to figure it out along the way

ik he gives the BEST hugs ever

i feel like as a kid he had an emotional support box that he just sits in

eats so much food but always shares with you even if that means he goes home still hungry

remembers every little thing you tell him about yourself

would literally just do whatever you ask him to and ask 0 questions 😭

sometimes he accidentally wears his sisters clothes, imagine him picking you up wearing a pink nyan cat shirt

his favorite candy is candy (literally everything)

can’t handle spicy food AT ALL

kisses all over your face

he genuinely loves everything about you <3

he knows how to treat a girl right!! ( yk he has 2 sisters they do NOT play that)

if he’s ever sad or ‘emo’ literally all it takes is you being there for him to lift his spirits again

cries at every movie, happy tears, sad tears, confused tears everything

literally SO LOUD like we already know this but if ur ever embarrassed and whispering something to him he’ll practically yell it back to you

bro cannot whisper

always brags about you and shows you off

i feel like he smells either like sweets and sugar or like literal fire like burnt if he isn’t wearing cologne

he’s not terrible with money but i feel like he just makes really stupid purchases every once in a while, like he has a sponge bob gumball machine in his house that he never uses but spent like $200 on

loves wearing winter hats with animal ears

pets stray animal on the road

butt dials people a questionable amount of times

whenever he’s ‘emo’ his first thought is to call you just to hear your voice

wants a really random pet, like a bird or little pig

whenever people are mean to him on his team he threatens to call you over to handle it 😭 (he can’t be mean for the life of him)

i feel like he’d wear uggs (not like girly uggs but like those men’s uggs with the laces yk??or those ugh house shoes w the red lining idk sorry guys)

loves having at home movie nights he looks forward to them all week

randomly sends the most heartfelt and thoughtful texts ever

literally attacks you with hugs if he hasn’t seen you for a while or after his games

farts and traps you under the covers 😭

[forbiddensonoftheseagod]

࿐"“For once, I didn’t look back.”"࿐

Mun here with the boundaries and rules!

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࿐"I feel a little…"࿐

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“Hello hello to all demigods and mortals out there! I’m Percy Jackson, everyone’s favorite seaweed brain. I think you guys know me already but, no harm in introducing myself again.”

"The whole 'I didnt want to be a half blood' thing, monsters and explosions here and there- Bunch of BUNCH OF monsters, they're obsessed with me. I was a Praetor once, it was okay. Oh, son of Poseidon, by the way. Crazy, I know."

"Uhm I'm just shocked I'm still here- like BREATHING...? Shit man-"

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࿐"A little bit like I failed."࿐

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“Have I introduced you to my friends yet-”

We have:

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࿐"I’m watching all my friends move on with their lives."࿐

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@lightning-boi-is-here - “Hey, buddy, nice to see you again after so long… (my beloved male wife I love him) Son of Jupiter, and going to university too! Good luck man (babe)!”

@gh0st-king-nico - “Ayeee, neeks! He’s just a little silly that’s all, not that scary. Son of Hades, hence the emo look- kidding, kidding… (“not my type” BI-)”

@daughter-of-bell0na - “Reyna! Uhm. Please spare me I beg. She’s a former praetor- and now a huntress! Lovely! (i think she wants me dead help-) Daughter of Bellona! (like the chocolate)”.

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࿐"And they’re all moving forward…"࿐

࿐"And it’s like I am stuck here-"࿐

࿐"Standing still."࿐

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࿐"Fake it ‘til you make it, they said."࿐

࿐"But I’ve been doing that for a little too long, now..."࿐

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Ooc : Hello hello! Pleasure to meet you, Collette is the name <3 don't be afraid to check out my main which is @childofthewargod and all my other blogs which are

・@childoftheagriculturegoddess

・@fallensonofthewineanddramagod

・@daughterofthesunandtheatregod

・@sonofthewargod (especially him because his account has been left dead for so long I'm sorry baby 😭)

[st4rb3rries]

summer activities with the main 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (aged up 18+)

summary; going to the water park/gas station with them

warnings; cussing, mention of drugs

a/n; sorry for being inactive!! i love you guys hope you enjoy<3

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

so i feel like you guys would go to the water park because it's so hot. kyle is the one who suggested it because cartman can't stfu. "what the fuck it's so hot" "then how about we go to the water park tubby" "DON'T CALL ME TUBBY YOU STUPID J- that's actually not a bad idea" "shiii im down it's hot as fuck" "fr" "but not as hot as hot as me😘" "who said you were hot in the first place🤨" so all of you guys walked back to your houses and to go get ready. we all know kyle is the mom friend so he brings extra towels, sunscreen, and floaties and puts it in a suitcase. once you all meet up you guys just decided to walk there. "god kyle did you not get the memo were going to the waterpark not the airport🙄" "WELL CARTMAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELVES YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SINGLE TOWEL" "thanks for bringing us stuff mom ilysm🥰" "yeah yeah whatever let's just start walking" when you guys get there for some reason kenny and cartman BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS SPEAKER??? *random song playing on speaker* "AW DUDE WTH YOUR EMBARRISING US" "BITCHHH TURN THAT SHIT DOWNN😭" *kyle grabs the speaker and throws it into an "empty" pool* (rip to the kid who was in the pool) "come on stan and y/n lets go swim, but first we gotta put on sunscreen" "bro think's he's the main character💀" "im gonna fucking kill him" "bro thinks he's the villain 💀" your guys favorite thing to do at the waterpark is the slides for sure. or should i say it's you and kenny's favorite thing to do. "WOOHOOO WATER SLIDES Y/N LET'S GO" "YYASSS" "god they're so childish, real men make kids fall of slides" "CARTMAN NO-" so after you and kenny were finished with all the slides. you decided to invite stan because he hasn't done anything being the emo bitch he is🙄. "come on stan lets go next" "no" "yes" "no" he's only saying no because he's afraid he's gonna barf on you since. you guys have to hold each other tight on the slide. (it's in the rules😉) bro is not tryna get caught lacking with having a crush on you. yeah you guessed he finally said yes to you. "ARE YOU READDY STAN HOLD ON TIGHT" "oh god" *not even 5 seconds later* "BLEGHHHHH-" "EW DUDE SICK WTF" bro doesn't even say sorry cause he's too embarrassed. good thing kyle only saw you guys. cartman and kenny would've been laughing their asses off💀. "looks like someone threw a love bomb on you guys *wink*" "shut it kyle" anyways good thing kyle had his big ass suitcase prepared with towels and extra bathing suits. at the end of the day kenny is flirting with the life guards and cartman is torturing kids. but you, stan, and kyle always look foreword to the sunset each day and luckily. the water park has a perfect view for that so you guys were excited. (you guys got kicked out before the sunset)

after getting escorted out the water park you decide to go your local gas station for slushies and snacks. "you guys you guys w-wait up" "come on cartman walk faster" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING STAN WE JUST CAME FROM THE WATER PARK" "yeah like 2 mintues ago" "LAST ONE WHO GETS THERE HAS TO PAY FOR ALL OUR STUFF" all of you guys start zooming just to piss off cartman. "GODAMMIT WAIT UP" when you guys finally arrive (yes you guys waited for cartman) the cashier always has a look of terror on his face because he knows that you guys. might end up buying the whole store, or accidently set it on fire. "LOOK Y/N SOUR CANDY OUR FAVORITE" "BY THE WHOLE ROW RN" "oh no no no you guys we aren't doing this again." he's only saying this because one time you and kyle ate so much sour candy that you guys passed out. when stan saw you guys he thought y'all did c0k3 because there was white powder everywhere. in reality it was sour dust💀. so he's still traumatized from sour candy because he thought his best bud and future gf died. "stan relax we won't even eat this much this time, right kyle?" "righttt" meanwhile kenny and cartman are fucking up the slushie machine. "kenny i'll give you $5 if you pour slushie into your shoes" "alr bet"*puts slushie in shoes* "BAHAHA KENNY YK I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $5 FOR THAT" "ik that's why im gonna drink it nothing ain't going to waste😈" "look kenny real men drink out of the slushie machine not their shoes🤓" "you guys are you ready to go🙄" "nah hold up dude lemme get my razzberry slush real quick" as stan tries to get his slush the machine literally explodes everywhere😭. "AH SHIT" "HAHA STAN YOU DUMB BITCH" "ah hell nah smurf nut exploded everywhere" "HAHAH SMURF NUT" "fuck it i say we make a run for it and never come back we can't this shit in time" "at this point yeah😭" "and you guys know damn well none of us brought cash" "NO WAY KYLE BEING A MAN FOR ONCE AND TRYNA STEAL WOAHHH😮" "SHUT IT F@T@SS THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US" "LETS GO THE CASHIER IS SLEEPING" "HELL YEAH FREE STUFF" "PURR LET'S GO😜" you guys ran out with all your snacks and never came back😭. but we all know kyle is gonna come back and repay for the damages and stealing. until he see's photos of himself and you guys on the door saying your banned. "oh fuck"

[deadguywalkin]

MORE sebsamalex hcs because i am GAY and EVIL + music taste and bodies hcs

in a relationship together

sam bursts into song at any trigger word. alex joins in. sebastian gets annoyed. (affectionately)

sebastian likes his personal space. sam also likes sebastian’s personal space. 

sam shoves his hands up their shirts while they’re just talking. about anything. he’s clingy and needs skin contact 

‘i don’t feel like talking to anyone right now, but i guess i’m not opposed to silently being held.’

sebalex always do ‘the hand thing tm’ for sam when he’s overwhelmed or nervous.

“Alex save me alex” “WHO NEEDS SAVING?????!!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️”

“i’m out of facepaint! gimme your eyeliner” “..no?”

tucking seb’s hair behind his ear before they kiss him

hands definitely go through sams hair when they kiss him

hands go to alex’s neck, shoulders, chest,… this guy gets violated compared to the cute hair touching honestly. 

kidding they also just hold his face gently. alex my love grbrbrgrnrbbrbfnf

alex has to take everything verryyy very slowly to adjust to actually dating a guy for the first time. 

he’s also very very surprised to be actually loved and known for the first time, ‘what do you mean you recorded the game for me because i forgot to…? bro, i’ll cry’

sambastian just constantly making out. any time. any where. gay emo boys who don’t care about their reputation sighs

sambastian also love giving each other a shit ton of prominent and visible hickeys to the neck, collar, shoulders and jaws.

general stuff 

seb unintentionally has very flirty body language. he’s just naturally a man whore. the way he moves physically is stiff but he still looks up at taller guys with half-lidded eyes while talking in a low voice. looking down at shorter girls with a soft smirk with his dimples.

samalex are unintentionally flirty vocally. “i wouldn’t want you to go hungry. i care about you. you should be eating well. we could grab some breakfast. you and me. alone.” “why don’t you come to my next gig..? i’ll save you a special spot. just for you.” which they mean as friends but they just don’t hear the underlying tones.

alex would have a good voice if he wasn’t constantly straining it, unfortunately he loves belting passionately and straining his voice for whatever reason

sam is actually GOOD at singing. he’s also a natural when it comes to anything that’s artistic (painting, sketching, music, etc)

alex snores LOUDLY sometimes

sam drools in his sleep also sometimes

sebastian does not sleep. or is never awake. what the fuck is going on with him

all 3 of them got something going on. autism+dyslexia, depression+some sleep disorder, adhd. soorgy :( i don’t make the rules it’s canon :(

sam has a little nose bump like this :3

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sam: [insert sam talking way too much]

seb: *throws a ball* go fetch, boy

sam: *does it no questions asked, happily*

alternately he would also just feed him any chewy candy he has on hand.

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sam: i can’t wait to see you again. i love you, alex.

alex: dued 😆 like in a bro way? 😆 i bro you too bro 😆

sam: alex, please be my boyfriend.

alex: boyfreind? like a boy and a friend? i already am! 😆

sam: alex, i want to make out with you.

alex: dude? takeout with me?! one step ahead of you, foods on the way! 😆

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seb: i wanna grab a midnight snack

alex: you’re the midnight snack.

seb: …?ew

alex: sorry. i mean. um. sorry. i mean. dude. you are. um.

music:

alex: listens to ‘whatever comes on the radio while i’m working out’. hype songs that get him in the mood. also kebby implanted abba into my brain. he just doesn’t listen to music that much.

he’s also somewhat into the strokes, the only band he likes/is consistent with. (reptilia, someday, ode to the mets)

sam: high energy rock, experimental rock, and pretty much anything honestly. 2000s/2010s rock mostly. he listens to everything. anything that sounds good no matter what genre immediately goes into his playlist. he just has an ear for good music.

weezer

blink 182

sublime

the white stripes

wheatus

the frights

and probably every single music artist to ever exist

also sambastian listen to csh together. you’ll have to fight me on this and lose if you disagree

sebastian: grunge, rock, nu metal, general metal, emo, and punk. dabbles in some goth. mostly stuff from the 80s/2000s. he listens to ‘that one time your dad’s friend picked you up from school and played music in the car’

the smashing pumpkins

green day

siouxsie and the banshees

soundgarden

alice in chains

pearl jam

and probably a shit ton of underground stuff i can’t think of 

bodys /ref

alex: not much to imagine here since he’s very confirmed LOL god bless that 6’1 beefcake. dude’s a statue

sam: pretty tall. good looking legs because he was a skater boy (she said see you later, boy) perfect ass. some scars from skating incidents because he’s clumsy

not too much muscle but has that little vertical line down his stomach that indicates he’s growing some abs (not sure what the english word for it is) 

his arms are also pretty thick ? big ? idk

broad shoulders, nice legs and okay arms. he has some bandaids on him aswell because this guy cannot catch a break. he’s not boney nor meaty, a good inbetween.

a few stick and pokes ? i think thats what people call them like a diy tattoo

also his hips don’t lie 🤫

sebastian: lanky, slightly visible ribcage. he’d have broad shoulders if they weren’t slightly curved inwards from having shit posture all his life. upsidown triangle build. contrary to popular belief, he has some muscle in his arms. to work under a motorcycle on your back has to give you some strength. maybe a sleeper build.

cis seb has a very very defined addam’s apple

i can also see a different version of him where he could be stubby looking and have some chub to him.

i also think he’d have some tattoos on him. t-scars and a more defined waist if we’re also mixing in the trans hc. maybe bat tattoos or some kind of fantasy themed tattoos covering over his t scars?

bonus: 

them as kitty breeds

alex: bengal

sam: classic orange cat

sebastian: one of those rustic black cats with the orange patches

+ this image of soogyu is engraved into my head i think this is very them with seb.. the jacket sharing and sleepy head drooping sobs it’s them

shorter dump today aswell bleg

[beatrice1979a]

Shadyverse Re-verse fic list

Miraculous World Paris dark themed fanfics

Original post here: Compliance

Decided to create a separate post for this list. These are re-verse fics dealing with angst, bullying, abuse, war, death and co-dependency; themes that were (surprisingly) introduced in the Paris special. These are not the fluffy lovely ones. I should make a separate list because I love them too.

**trigger warning** read at your own discretion.

==== I am finally back to catching up with my fic-reading in 2025 so... list will be updated ====

Complete:

2025 update

@hamsteriffic MUST READ Requiem for a Dream Hugely popular. I don't want to spoil much but this fic is like 3 different genres in one humongous volume (yes these numbers are correct Words:141,110 Chapters:35/35). The art is gorgeous, characters are complex and the story runs well wrapped up arcs. Plus it comes with a soundtrack. Not for the faint of heart because it's a deep dive to the world of the Supreme (guess what, Supreme included as a character). Go read with an open mind because this fic is R rated (Explicit) for a reason. But you will not regret reading it. And after you read it go and take a look at the comment section... you'll have fun.

@ladynoirfanao3 Dawning Light paired with the mirrored spinoff "Sideways" *still ongoing* this series will go down history the most popular Shadyverse/Reverse Miraculous series in this angsty category (correct me if I'm wrong). And it is Why have the cool reverse kids if you can have them mingle with the normie versions. Hello!!! This is Shadybug paired with our lovely sunshine boy. She brings enough emo emotion to the story... I'm shipping them so HARD!

@monpetitchattriste Dying on the Inside one shot. Explores the very steamy toxic relationship between pre-special Claw and Shadybug. Touches on their personal struggles and how they are using each other to escape reality. Beautiful and emotional. There's a sequel in the works. Check below.

@xiueryn You can call me villain Complete multichapter re-verse Shadyverse fic about parent abuse, bullying, death, crime and two young teenagers navigating it all. Just read it. Thank me later.

@tanzle 's Caring Fleabag don't let the cute title fool you. this is gritty, action packed and heavily emotional. Multichapter and complete.

@dreamer-from-yuggoth @artemonh has many ficlets You know my name (Shady and Claw post-special realize their new purpose), I would let you win (The supreme bloody games) Blood on his hands (Claw's haunting memories), Shadybug tattoo (this is actually a sweet romantic one. Love it <3)

@toxinellebug Extensive and detailed Alt world ruled by the Supreme. Too many fav posts to count. It's like a re-verse AU encyclopedia. I think this is complete but you never know... an update might be around the corner. Update: Yeah! New posts

Frisky69's To a World of Absolution was the first fic i read that explores the final moments of Shadybug and Clawnoir. *awestruck*

AelitaYoru's La Chute du Double Maléfique I'm still obsessed with the veins/disease effect of the miraculous. They better refer to it in S6

@aanabear2803 surprised me with this tiny ficlet You don't belong here Lila got what she deserved from the evil pair *trigger warning*

Ongoing:

@ladynoirfanao3 Sideways **ongoing audiobook** sequel to Dawning Light and featuring my favorite Adrien version. (sorry chat... i'm a Claw fan thru and thru) so OF COURSE this is my favorite between the two. I'm partial to it and I am still reading it. PLUS there's a PODFIC. Not AI. This is the real deal. Adds so much to listen Claws inner struggles and nonchallant attitude and how he is balanced with Ladybug's energy. Drama.

@revolutionary-thoy 's ML Paris Reverse AU * Felix/Kagami/Luka vs the Supreme release ** project in hiatus for now** Still love it.

The Project Reverse AU X. <-love this! Where u can see feat. the big/evil sword. That is the one Shady is handling on the fanart above.

This has grown into EPIC levels. Fav of mine: @justmywritingstuff Speechless Changes AO3 Full of emotions. I think there's only 1/2 chapter left to turn to a complete fic. ALMOST there ... PLEASE FINISH THIS if you can. no pressure but yes please.

@monpetitchattriste @Skin and Bones sequel to dying on the inside. Who knows, might be continued one day. First chapter opens with a lot of promise. Love their dynamics in this fic.

Purple_doom's Dead set against (ongoing) might be abandoned but the three chapters are worth a read. Post special. Reformed Shady and Claw try to survive without being discovered by The Supreme!!

I hope there are more... I am fascinated by the gritty side of this re-verse world.

[justanotherrandomdud]

MAX GODSPEED CHARACTER SHEET.

The Other World Presents to You.. The Knight/Max Godspeed Character Sheet.

NAME; Max Blossom Godspeed Nicknames; Maxwell (by gabriel.), Child, Son, Starlight, Knight, Creature, Stubborn, that guy Age; (Beginning of the story 14) (After the story 16+) Preference weapon Short Distance; Sword, mainly his Sword “The Hero's Sword”. Long Distance; A Shotgun. Birthday; 1th July Gender: Male Pronouns: He/him Sexuality:Heterosexual Species: Human Occupancy: “Hero” text Color: Purple. Status: Un-Affected Voice Claim: Steven Universe (Steven Universe Future) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8W-G3c1oGk Design/normal:

Fakeout Design:

Affected Design:

Roleplay Account; @maxgodspeed RELATIONSHIP CHART;

Lore Characters.

* Thiago Mertens:(100%)”He´s been there for me since we were kids, we grew together, he´s my Brother." * Ret “Paco” Eggz:(100%)”One of my best friends in the whole world.” * Focaso Mertens Godspeed Eggz:(100%)”My little brother, i wish he didnt had to see what happened before, but im proud of how strong he has became, despite being a child, he deservers better.” Panzas Morgan:(95%) “oh my GOD HES A KIND OF DICK, but hes cool.. yeah no, hes a dick most of times.” * Tiagito Morgan:(60%) ”thank god he isnt like his brother, yet im sorry hes gone and became one of those things.” * Alias Ramplingo:(60%)”Hes chill, so im chill too” * Heinerl Legox:(20%)”What a dick he is.” * Kiri Lynn:(99%)”Despite being my first love.,. im glad shes doing fine with the others.” * Redaxn Heeler:(99%) “one of my best friends too!” * Sport Danteh(95%): “Hes cool, i like him, hes kind of you know, going to the other side of liking, but yeah!” * Puki Danteh:(96%) “Jeez he makes me laugh, im glad he got saved back then.,” * Quepa Danteh:(97%)”i think he and foca has a little thing in commun, like a liking thing, but hey! They're just childrens.” * Camilo Trooper(73%): “i dont like him being near Kiri, but hes cool, i guess.” * Roy West:(105%) “a father figure to almost all of us.” * Austin Lindell:(49%) “i don't know much about him, but hes cool with Quepa and his brothers!" * Brian Theodore griffen/The Vessel:(45%)”Despite working with [GUARDIAN] hes just another victim after all. * The Guardian(0%) “ i want him GONE.”

DoctorWhoFan (58.9%) “I like this girl, its kind of silly but its a good type of silly, shes my friend!!” * Bakon_surviver:(93%) “hes a good kid in all, im sad that he drinks his problemas away, but its just a matter of time that he sees the damage.. right.?” * Mr_Rimoman:(26%) “i don't understand what this guy sees in House, but he better not mess up my gang, i hate him for what he has done to Bakon.” * Unus:(90%) “he's my friend! But kind of freaky.” * Seth:(100%) “Shes my cousin and i love her like that!!” (platonic.) * Star;(100%)”We may had our difference in the beginning, but shes my Step-Brother!” * Enereloof:(100%) “i love their art!!” * DaisyBell:(80%)”She´s cool!! but kind of scary.. but mostly cool!” * ZailynBell:(100%)”Shes like super cool!! Mother figure.” * RadioBell;(50%)”I dont trust him at all..” * Cultivator:(30%)”Uhm. i dont feel comfortable around him.” * Grat:(96%)”SILLY!!!” * EbroFive:(50%)”hes kind of emo edgy gay guy.. but hes cool” * Midnight:(98%)”HES SUPER COOL!!! ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!” * Ell;(0%)”Fuck her.” * Shirou:(70%)”He´s cool!” * Jaws;(80%) “wonder whats been up to her after.. those incidents.” * Artemis;(50%)”Shes kind of scary..” Gabriel:(100%) “I love my friends!!" Trampolinefan:(55%) "he´s kind of freaky, and that smile is kind of unsetting, but hes cool , i like trampolines too!"

Story;

Long time ago, in a distant land where peace rules, there was a guy, this guy's name was Jack Godspeed. Jack always loved Planets and stars, he wanted to explore the waste lands of the universe, and feel free from this place. He managed to do so, he was an astronaut, a member of the famous StarGazers,Not much time later. Jack found himself trapped in a mission, a woman who he thought he could change, her name was Cherryl Blossom. not much later the both of them fell in love, the conclusion of that love was a small child, his Name was Max. Jack loved Max like nothing else, he wanted to see his child to be something big, He had many hopes in him, meanwhile his mother didn't. After the birth of Max she always hated him, until one day she left him and his father. Jack did a great job with taking care of Max and showed him that any life matters no matter what. Max was inspired by his father's heroism along the years, Max wanted to be like his father, a Hero. Not much time later , Jack got called by the StarGazers to do one mission, the mission took place in space, between a weird looking Structure, a Castle which held a weird object in the center of it. Jack alongside his companion, Xhartus went to investigate the Castle, the spacecraft had a malfunction reaching to the castle itself, Xhartus made it out while Jack had a sad ending; his death. Max was alone in the world. Not many time later his mother came back, Cherryl still hated Max, but not many time later she left again, leaving max alone. One day, when he was 13 years old he met a funny looking guy with a wizard hat named Thiago Mertens. They both became Best friends he started meeting new people that shortly became his family, Panzas, Foca, Ret, Quepa and his brothers, they all became like his Family, one day Xhartus returned and wasn't the same, he was all changed, but for the worst, he took over the StarGazers to give some new directions, he became a dictator, destroying every village they came across to become richer with the resources the villages had, until they reached Sunshine Valley, Something they didn't thought of was Max, that still remembered his father and decided to take a step in, alongside his group; Foca, ret, Thiago And Quepa, took a step in and defeated Xhartus, Max Sadly lost his right arm in the way of it. After peace was again in Sunshine Valley they finally had some time to rest, didnt they?

Capuchino Forest. one day. a Strange Looking Guy was spotted in there, starting a massacre between the monkeys that lived inside the forest, a genocide was seen, Panzas and Tiagito, wich lived there decided to leave to warn Max about the situation, Max with his new robotic arm went to investigate and found the horrible scene of the multiple bodies dead, all of them covered with some type of Black Ink. he saw it, he saw the guy, blood in hands and finished murdering the rest of villagers, they had a face to face, Max with his Sword. He sadly lost to him and had to face an end. The Bodies that were laying around the village started to get up, all of them with one same characteristic The Ink inside their eyes in form of tears. The Affecteds begin to rise between the fallen. Max of course was one of them, and like that, The beginning of the end of time began. The Apocalypse set up after 3 months, Max broke free when he saw Panzas, he knew he had something to fight for; His Family. not many after he saw how Panzas fall to the “Freedom” That was set between in his mind. he met familiar faces, wich once was good to see, now a danger they were, he reunited with his Friends, Foca Ret and Thiago and went to seek help from the military; A Bus came to the rescue, Not shortly an Affected broke in and affected Thiago along the way, making the bus to crash in the middle of the beach, not so far from the entrance of Wolsom Siti. his friends those who he loved with all his heart, now mindless killing machine they became, trying to make him one of them once again.Panzas came back, turned out Thiago set him free before the bus crash. Sadly it didn't help much- They ripped Max arms off, opened his chest, ripped his eyes off, his skin, all to end up slashing him in half, they all mutated into one being; Synothol Papu. Time later, Panzas saw how his world was crumbling, the lands were shattering, those living places he once knew are now being destroyed. he saw a light ,it was Synothol Papu wich came for round two, Panzas with a new high quality weapon shot at them fusion, making the 4 of them to unfuse, After the Implosion made by his god it made the 4 of them to get separated, one of them ending in one place, Wolsom siti, Where Sport Quepa Poker and Panzas had to face in chance to save them , wich they succeed but in cost of 2 souls; Sport and Puki. The Group decided to give one last try, to save everyone, they managed to save his friends Back but in exchange of one, simple soul. Max´s. He got separated from the group, and the god wich caused all of this, The Suffering, The Pain, all those poor lives lost. “House” Appeared to give one last attack, he knew what was going to happen after, so he did´nt waste any time and decided to KILL Max for once and make him his puppet, wich succeed in a way. But thanks to 2 individuals, many years later. “Thorn The Seraphim” And “Zailyn The Seraphim” Managed to set him free.Now all alone, but in a new place he tries to find a cure for those who need it, but also facing new challenges in this funny, Pink House.

[akaeyamain]

I've gotten a comment telling me to unleash my holy yap about kaeya since the guy is more misterious than i ever was during my 2018 emo phase. And you're right @ngc--224 .Absolutely. Kaeya is the king he thinks he is, and we have to talk about him more because litterally wtf.

So buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the Alberich family drama like it’s a Teyvat telenovela—complete with cursed immortality, questionable parenting, and Kaeya’s glorious plot armor.

Let’s meet the cast of this tragic soap opera:

CHLOTAR ALBERICH - ARE YOU PLANTING MAGIC MUSHROOMS ON YOUR LATE WIFE'S BODY AGAIN?

• Chlothar Alberich – The OG Abyss Order founder, cursed to immortality (but somehow died anyway).

• Key Actions:

• Conducted heretical experiments to reverse the Hilichurl curse on his son, Caribert.

• His notes imply he partially succeeded—but then dipped into the afterlife like "my work here is done."

• Plot Hole: HOW DID HE DIE?

ANFORTAS - PLEASE PAY YOUR OVERDUE CHILD SUPPORT!

• Anfortas, the Knight Marshal and the leader of the Schwanenritter. He declared himself the Marshal Regent after King Irmin became "indisposed," and led an effort to take Khaenri'ahn survivors aboveground and into Sumeru. Like alright dude, chill. My legs are opening-

• He's presumed to be from the Alberich clan,given that Kaeya's childhood lessons on the clan's history emphasized how "it was the Alberich Clan, who did not have royal blood, who stepped in as regents when the strength of the one-eyed king Irmin failed."

• Vibes: "The monarchy is over, but I’ll wear this fancy coat anyway."

• Kaeya's iconic sexy pirate grandpa, allegedly.

(Sorry gang, i don't make the rules).

CARIBERT – MY SHAYLAAA

• Life: Clothar's son with a monstadian baddie. Turned into a Hilichurl child, later died.

• Heartbreak Level: 💔 Worse than Qiqi’s memory.

• Name a hotter npc then him. I'll wait.

PIERRO – THE HOT COURT MAGE WHOSE DRIP DEFIED DECAY (ya know what else's drippin- NO PLEASE HEAR ME OUT-)

• Position: Former Khaenri’ahn royal mage, now Fatui Harbinger.

• Curse Anomaly: Shows no physical erosion (unlike Dain/Capitano). (his skincare routine involves bathing in Celestia’s tears.)

• Possible Alberich?  His design similarities to Kaeya are��suspicious.

(PIERRO GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE, JUST ONE-)

KAEYA - THE GUY WHOSE LIVER IS AS TRAUMATISED AS HE IS

• Kaeya – The walking paradox.

• Descendant of Chlothar? Dainsleif says yes, but how? (remember: "Kaeya Alberich, descendznt of the abyss order's founder." = Chlotar.)

• Not a Hilichurl, Not Immortal: Broke the curse by vibing too hard. Because yeah, the rules so far were :

Full-blooded Khaenri’ahn = Big star pupil, immortal but rotting, so suffering from erosion (Dain, normally Pierro,Capitano).

Half-blooded = Small star pupil, turns into Abyss monster (Hilichurls, abyss mages, heralds..).

In which case, with Kaeya, doesn't make sense since he has :

• Small star pupil (should be half-blood).

• No immortality (aged normally in Mondstadt).

• No monster transformation (still pretty).

THE PROBLEM:

Dainsleif says Kaeya is Chlothar’s descendant, but:

• Chlothar had no known partner (unless he pulled a Zeus and birthed a child via sheer willpower).

• Caribert died as a child (no kids).

• SOLUTION? Well it's possible that Kaeya is Anfortas' lineal descendant and Chlothar's collateral descendant, so he s not directly clothar's descendant, but they're related, basically.

• Even if clothar had a partner, chances are she wouldn't have been kaenriahn since if she was a half-blood, she would be an abyssal creature and if she was pure-blooded, well their kid would also be pure-blooded. And that hypothesis stands for every generation of the Alberich lineage that led to our glorious one eyed king Kaeya. And so if she wasn't kaenriahn, then their kid would've just simply ended out being halfblooded and turned into a hillichurl too. Joy.

BUT SO WHY IS KAEYA STILL A HOT DUDE AND NOT SOME ROTTING 5 STAR MEAL OR A SILLY BILLY HILLICHURL??

On the same topic, we also know a few other poeple who hijacked the curses.

THE CURSE-BREAKERS: CLOTHAR & HALFDAN’S SUS DEATHS

• Clothar was immortal… but died anyway.

• Halfdan was an Abyss creature… but sacrificed himself to destroy the curse machine in the chasm.

• Kaeya: "LOL, curses don’t apply to me."

• Caribert died at 8 years old while the abyss sibling and the sinner were building the loom of fate. At that time, he was already a hilichurl...so what kind of power could've broken Ronova's rule when she clearly told Capitano there were no exceptions??

WHAT THIS MEANS, IN A NUTSHELL:

• The curse has loopholes—sacrifice, alchemy (khemia?), wierd abyss powers, or sheer nonchalance can break it.

• Clothar’s death might’ve passed immunity to Kaeya’s lineage. Since he must have found some way to off himself, it's probable he shared his discoveries . Now why the abyss order hasn't been cured if that was the case...well ughhh we don't know. Maybe they're just that thirsty for revenge.

So yeah. There's a LOT to unpack. The Alberich family is a mess, we ADORE them for it, and we are slaves to the hoyo lore machine and only the Khaenri'ah update release shall set us free.. I need coffee.

Your favourite delulu maiden~

[cer-rata]

Excerpt from "Unknown Brother"

Kon didn’t hate Gotham exactly. Hate was a strong word, and it would have been unfair to say that he hated an entire city. They’re just too complicated to really make that kind of judgment about.

But he didn’t like Gotham. It was depressing, hard to listen to, and maybe even cursed? Because what were the odds that the same exact city was always a nightmare in every alternate reality he’d visited? Hell, by whatever logic Earth-3 seemed to work on, it should have been so nice there, and it managed to be worse. Plus with everything else that had changed about his Earth--or the closest thing to his Earth anyway--when he was on Gemworld, it was even more disheartening.

Still, he couldn’t complain, he was thankful that Tim let him crash on his boat while he figured out what he wanted to do about his ‘family’ situation. He wasn’t upset with Clark for not remembering him, that wouldn’t have been fair, but it was still painful to have Clark look in his direction and just…not see him anymore. They’d gone from something like brothers to something like strangers in the blink of an eye. To Lois’ credit she was able to digest all of the new information fairly quickly and managed to almost treat him like she used to. Almost. And they had different kid! Another little boy who thankfully looked a lot like Lois, because Kon honestly didn’t know if he could have handled looking at a small Clark, or worse--

“Hey, sooo,” Tim’s playful but tired voice cut through his thoughts. Kon’s eyes focused and he realized that Tim was watching him from his spot on the couch, a bowl of pasta held firmly in his pale, subtly scarred hands. “I know I’m not good at cooking, but you could at least like…pretend and use your superspeed to fling it into the water. I’ve been pointedly looking away to give you the time, you gotta work with me man.”

Kon smiled guiltily. “Oh, sorry, no the food is fine.”

“Mmm. Liar.” Tim mumbled through an agonizing bite of food.

“...I can eat it. I will eat it. I was just thinking.”

“About the existential nightmare of your existence?”

Kon channeled his tactile telekinesis over the surface of the couch and up Tim’s body, earning a surprised “Eep” from his friend, before focusing it to completely mess up what was left of his hairstyling for the day.

Kon laughed. “You look like an emo sonic the hedgehog oc.”

Tim sighed and shook some hair out of his face. “Newsflash, Spaceboy, that’s our bit here in Gotham: We all secretly wish we were multicolored cartoon hedgehogs with no rules for what clothing we have to wear. Imagine the freedom of wearing shoes that big!”

“Bart clearly understands something we don’t. He’s evolved.”

Tim put his still half-full bowl on the coffee table and stretched. “You know, I was serious about the existential nightmare thing.”

“Which means you want me to TTK you again, right?”

“Kon--”

“We don’t have to talk about this.” Kon laced his fingers and rubbed his thumbs together. “It’s fine. I can…figure it out.”

“It’s… a lot to figure out, man. You don’t need to do it alone, I mean I thought that’s why you were here and not in Smallville. You know, to use my big meaty brain to help plan your next steps.”

That was…part of the reason he wasn’t in Smallville, yes. “I bet your brain tastes better than your food.”

“Honestly? Probably.”

Kon leaned back against the couch and looked up and through the ceiling with his x-ray vision so he could see the stars. “I just…I thought it was all worth something? In the end.”

“What was?”

“All of the crazy shit that happened to me. Like it was so terrible, in so many ways at so many different points, but at least I was Superboy, you know? It’s not like…It’s not about being famous, but more that like…I’d done good stuff. I'd helped a lot of people. And technically none of that matters anymore.”

Tim settled back into his corner like a roosting hen. “Okay, but I remember everything, so does Cass and Bart and Cissie and the Kents--like you still did those things. It still matters, and so do you. You are still Superboy. We just need to figure out how to get you settled in here, that’s all.”

Kon groaned and rubbed his forehead. “It scares me when you’re this nice.”

“It’s self preservation: I don’t need you sinking my boat.” Tim smiled.

“Ugh. Fine. Fine! I’m just in my head about it, but you’re right, it’s not that bad.”

“Correction: It is that bad, but I think it will get better.”

Kon put his bowl on the table next to Tim's, then used his powers to pull the startled vigilante across the couch and into a hug.

Tim cleared his throat before awkwardly reciprocating the embrace. “Yeah, yeah It’ll be alright…if you want to cry I won’t tell anyone--”

“I’ll crush you.”

“Hot.”

Kon sighed and he felt Tim’s chest heave in a silent laugh. “I’m supposed to spend the day with the other Superboy tomorrow.”

“Oh yeah? He’s a good kid.”

“Of course he is.”

“Do you want to let go or--”

“No.”

Tim sighed. “Sure. So through my intense powers of deduction and mastery of detective work--ow! Kon, those are my ribs--”

“Skip to the end please.”

“--You’re not excited about tomorrow.”

“That sounds bad.”

“It sounds like the truth. Why though?”

“It was his idea.”

“Jon’s?”

“Yeah. He has the need to make sure I feel welcome apparently, so he told Clark that he wanted to show me his favorite places and get me up to date.”

“...That’s…sweet? Right? Damian would never offer something like that, you remember that when we met, he tried to kill me--”

“I think I’d prefer that actually.”

“What!?”

“Okay so. I know that also sounded bad--”

“So bad.”

“--But I feel bad that he’s putting all this effort in. He doesn’t know me, and he didn’t even exist in the last world, so I don’t know him either. I just showed up out of the blue and now he assumes we have to be family. It doesn’t feel right to accept that.”

“Kon.”

“Yes?”

“Let me go, please.”

Kon sighed and released his friend, only to immediately be slapped across the face. Like, it didn’t hurt, but it was certainly a statement.

“...Tim?”

“You’re being dumb! You’re not a criminal, and even if you were it’s still not wrong for someone to be nice to you! You can’t just mope and assume people should agree with how you feel about yourself, who are you, Batman?”

“Woooow. Low blow.”

“I will blow lower if you don’t get this stick out of your ass, you are encroaching on my emotional territory here! Weepy emo boy is my bit, Kon.”

Kon decided to not point out how terrible the first half of that sounded. “No it’s not.”

“I can’t just be the invasive nerd, alright? That gets you uninvited to things.”

“I think that’s more the privacy and biological autonomy thing--”

Tim groaned and wiped a hand across his face. “You’re still mad about that?”

“No, not really, it’s just funny watching you squirm.” Kon grinned.

Tim threw a nearby paper cup at him. “That’s it, you’re on the couch tonight.”

“...I always take the couch?”

“Yeah, well…take it harder.”

Alright, that was two in a row. Kon hesitated, but decided to ask his question anyway. “...Are you gay now?”

Tim blanched. “What?”

“I mean…I dunno you’ve been saying things that almost sound flirty, and I mean that’s cool, I just didn’t remember that being a thing.” Kon tried not to pay attention to how Tim’s pulse got weird for a second before he used his freaky bat-training to fix it.

“What! C’mon man, Steph and I are a thing again, remember? We're pretty happy, so that’s…yeah. Not…not gay.”

“You’re sure? Not even just a little…?”

Tim squinted at him. “Are you trying to fill out the bingo sheet?”

“Huh?”

“You know, make it so that the four of us have all been with each other at some point?”

Kon flattened himself back against the couch like Tim had just whipped out a piece of green K. “What! No! I just--”

“Cause we’ve both dated Cassie (sorry again), so progress has already been made. All we’d have to do is have you and I go on a couple dates, and then convince Cassie to hold Bart’s hand for a few minutes--basically hours for him you know. And then on the topic of Bart--”

“OKAY! OKAY I’M SORRY! YOU CAN STOP!”

Tim was grinning like a maniac by that point. “--I think Bart would just do it for the bit. But you know…now that I’m picturing it, the two of you might actually--”

That was not the scenario he pictured when thinking about what would make him kill Tim, but it would do.

[ghostkingdiangelo429]

**Warning: Character break**

So, I forgot to mention what his account is about. Mb.

So, I'm running this account as a Nico di Angelo rp/slice of life account (If you want to do a rp, submit a question in the "Ask Me Anything" blue button at the top of the blog). For people who don't know, Nico di Angelo is a book character from the Percy Jackson book series (who had his own book (The Sun and The Star)) and is my favorite character in the whole series (Leo and Will fighting for second, and Mrs. O'leary, Tyson, and Ella having a place in my heart for First and a half place, then Hazel, then Percy and Annabeth in fourth place). But anyways, I like writing and poetry with occasional side of photography, I also LOVE art (and fanart) and am writing my own story about my own characters inspired by the Percy Jackson series and Steven Universe show. I gave a rough draft of the first few chapters of it to my friends in middle school and they absolutely loved it, so I might upload occasional anecdotes of rough drafts I have. That or the occasional character analysis of my characters.

Anyways! Thank you for reading this if you did, it means a lot to me :)

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[ideas-4-stories]

NOOOOOOOO I LOST THE AU I WROTE FOR YOU 😭😭😭 I LITERALLY SENT IT AND TUMBLR SAID "NETWORK ERROR". L FOR THE WIFI. L. Not cool I'm literally crying I thought that AU was genius. It was a Teacher!Buggy AU with Crocomom and Dadhawk. + Shanks co-parenting Luffy with Crocodile. That note was so long I literally spent like 45 mins writing it here on your ask and it was just. Gone. Or I think it did. Why does life hate me. I'm just gonna be brief with this cuz I still think it's golden lmao. Croco and Mihawk work long hours so their kids (Luffy, Zoro, Perona) have to wait for a few hours until they're picked up by their parents. The school doesn't have school buses bc I said so (no I am not cruel it's just out of my budget /j). So Buggy takes the responsibility to keep them comfortable and entertained while they wait. Croco and Mihawk meeting this charming (and clown looking) blue-haired guy and they start courting him. Shanks gets dragged in on the courting bc of Luffy. Also he was already courting Buggy. I didn't write their process of courting I basically skipped and went,, their wedding will take part in a Goth castle. And the design are all sunshine and rainbows (literally). Sanji, Usopp, Nami, Vivi, Zoro and Luffy being in a class along with other kids. Franky, Robin, Jinbei and Brook are in higher classes. Chopper is atom. Not here in the world yet. Perona is like, 2-3yrs older than her brothers so. Yeah *awkwardly shuffles* (I love perona I swear-). Implied Zosan. Some rando: but you didn't imply shi— Me: Shhh I did. *gaslighting*. Law is also there in the classroom with lower grade strawhats. He's suffering. He only attends 3 days a week tho, he's mostly homeschooled bc of his sickness. He's homeschooled by Cora. (You can pry Law and Cora from my cold dead hands. You can separate them when I dissolve into ashes). Don't worry as he gets older his sickness is cured. Ofc he's cured by Cora. He's saved by Cora in every universe. In every AU. Every Era. Every life they will ever live. I will die on that hill– *applies the nobody dies/everyone lives tag on this AU* let my babies be happy pls. Let my man Cora live and travel the world with this emo boy (Law). Doffy isn't real, he can't hurt anyone. Ace is there. Sabo is there. Every One Piece character is out there somewhere. They're like hidden stones and you have 0.02% of finding them. I thought I was just making a Teacher!Buggy AU but then it turns into a Modern!AU for everyone. Let's gooooo. Sora divorces with Judge and remarry with Zeff so now Sanji lives with all his brothers and his sister. They get separate classrooms tho, and reiju is perona's age so she's besties with her. (I do not play by canon's rules with ages bc i live in my own world) They both tease their brothers (Sanji and Zoro) about their crushes on each other. The heart crew is there. Bepo is a dog, a very fluffy one. Kuina is alive. Kaya is there, same classroom with Usopp. I have no idea how to continue this lmao, but I do hope you find this interesting bc Buggy is 100% great with kids and probably teaches well bc he is a big nerd and makes lessons interesting. (Also, the whole reason why I wrote this instead of letting the idea slip through my mind like the others is bc the image of two goth men courting a clown looking mf was funny to me. So here we are lmao. The way I wrote this makes Shanks look like he's the person they let into their open relationship twice lol I'm so sorry 😭😭)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's really sad, I really like this idea (though I see Shanks and Buggy more as siblings, but I understand the idea of Shuggy) It's fine that this became about so many people, I really like this.

Teacher!Buggy sounds so cool, you know that he's the flashiest and maybe one of the craziness of the things he'll do to get his students good things that will boost their learning. He knows that every kid might not have the same learning paths as others.

How many classes does this man teach? Who knows, too many for how much he gets paid. All teachers needs to get paid more.

I would think Jinbei and Brook being other fun teachers in the school, like Tom could be as well!

I really like this idea, and the imagine of two gothic men trying to court a clown-looking mf is really funny to me as well.

[radioisntdead]

Hazbin hotel headcanons with a clown reader!

First things first, you have confetti in your pockets at all times, this is non negotiable, sorry folks I make the rules and I want you to have confetti pockets!

Whenever Charlie has good news she makes sure you're nearby so you can throw the pocket confetti.

I imagine you have the classical flower that squirts water and the ever unending string of ribbons.

I feel like the hotel folks would be divided, especially depending on WHAT type of clown you are, super colorful rainbow clown? Maybe some pastels? Charlie ADORES your little clown shenanigans [just don't kill anybody pLEASE]

Little emo clown? Little black and white vintage vibes clown? Like 1930's cartoon vibes? Honestly I think Keekee would LOVE you!

There are more type of clowns like funky kid core clowns, proper jesters, mimes, Pierrot, etc etc

Alastor isn't the fondest of your whole little circus getup, he thinks it's tacky [The level of tacky goes up or down depending on what type of clown, I feel like he'd have more of a tolerance towards mimes]

If you're more on the killer clown side, please stay the hell away from Husk, he wouldn't show it much but BRO IS TERRIFIED, like Pennywise? Get away from the bar please.

On the opposite side you should totally put alcohol in your water flower and spray him.

Assuming you're flexible much like Angel you could probably convince him to do a little clown routine with you.

I feel like you'd be a pretty good friend to Vaggie, like she'd definitely have a funky lil' clown friend.

FOLLOW UP CLOWN EXORCIST?? I'm gonna do headcanons on that later.

You could probably convince Sir Pentious to build you a canon to shoot yourself out of, or maybe a clown car.

He'd make little clown gadgets for you, [you'd treasure them extra carefully after his death]

I'm a strong believer in Niffty would 100% get along with a FERAL clown reader, like hunt down roaches with her, clown!

Your hotel room is circus themed.

You've kidnapped the Egg Bois and dressed them up as little clowns, and taught them clown tricks, put them in little clown egg cars.

Good evening folks! This is the starter for national clown week! As some of you may know, I ADORE clowns, and obviously for clown week I had to do clown readers! Anywho I hope you enjoyed and tune on in soon for more silly little clown related stories!

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How I DoL Love Interests!! (With some extras!)

my post where I said Eden looks like Leshy to me has been doing well. Not sure if it's because people really like it or if it's just because the DoL fandom is googles bigger than the TKDB fandom.... anyways here we go

Kylar - My Kylar is emo latino M!Kylar. Sorry, I don't make the rules (I do). I wish I loved F!Kylar more because I love fem yanderes but I just... see him as a guy. an emo guy. Not the fashionable Pinterest kind though- the kind that only ever wears black band tees with black jeans and that's his outfit to everything.

Whitney - My Whitney is a cunty transfem gyaru gal. Gyarus are some of the sweetest folks ever but anime has conditioned my brain to correlate them with bullies. Everytime I try and imagine Whitney, I just see Musume Ronshaku. Which I hate. I wanna atleast change that cognitive connection to Shiipon from Akiba Maid Wars.

Sydney - My Sydney is nothing special. He's... Sydney. Refined-looking tall white boy with a strawberry blonde ponytail and glasses. However... my corrupt Sydney..... she's a goth girl. Simple trad goth though. Like Allison Reynolds from The Breakfast Club.

Robin - My Robin doesn't really have anything visually distinct about them like a stylish style or something. To me, Robin is genderfluid. And... that's really it. Robin is one of the more dynamic characters when it comes to how I see them- my Robin is different every playthrough unlike my Kylar who is ALWAYS a stinky little emo.

Alex - Physically, my Alex looks like most folks' M!Alex. Reddish-orange short hair, tan skin, a little bit of hay sticking out his mouth. And that's fine. He's a simple guy. a simple.... trans guy..... mwahahahaha!! Okay that's it for the trans headcannons I promise

Eden - There's nothing more to be said that I haven't already with this post.

Avery - I would love to imagine F!Avrey. I would love for her to be my PC's hot sugar mommy. But no. Avery is a creepy old business man who can't get bitches so he buys the love of the youngest possible adults he can find. Avery is the guy on main street New York who cat calls you for wearing a skirt. Avery is your dad's creepy friend who's known you since you were "just a kid" and tells you "You've aged so well!". I do not like Avery and Avery fans I am sorry.

Great Hawk - GREAT HAWK <3 I fucking love Great Hawk. My Great Hawk is a big great monster boy with the biggest wingspan and the longest feathered tail. He has feathery arms legs fit with talons but aside from that and his wings + tail, he looks like a regular human. If a regular human was 8 feet tall with yellow pinning eyes.

Black Wolf - I don't really interact with black wolf or the wolf pack often but to me, Black wolf is just... just a black werewolf. The anthro kind- not the "human with ears and tail" kind. I could see BW as male or fem but I think I prefer the idea of a tough fem werewolf.

Is that all the LI's? I think so... I hope so.... now for some extras

Bailey - Although I'm pretty sure Bailey is around the same age as the other older named NPCs, I see him as the youngest- probably in his early 40's. My Bailey is a guy because this isn't fucking Annie life may be tough but it's not a hard-knock life.

Briar - Briar. Briar is that 50 yr old lady you see while on a blind date drinking an entire bottle of wine by herself. Briar is the kind of lady you DON'T go up to at a gas station if you feel unsafe because being with her would make you feel even unsafer. Briar is the lady on the street who approaches young school kids asking them if they want an "adult" job. But God dammit she does pay me good money for the vending machine and shows....

I had a few other characters planned but it kinda just boiled down to if they were m or f and if they were creepy or not. I guess I could do the other named NPCs if I'm asked nicely. Or rudely. Or asked at all.

[sashkapi]

Hello fellow kbsd artist, you don’t have to answer to this ask, i just want you to read it :). Anyways I just wanted to say thank you so much for keeping this fandom alive including ShaniArtss (was it shaniartss? I forgot :() you guys are my inspiration to make arts about kbsd. Your headcanons are very interesting and inspirational.

Gosh i remember watching to this show every morning and was vibing to the theme song. It still sucks that it ended with just only 2 seasons without us getting to know the other side characters like emo kid. It kinda would be nice if we get episodes starring a side character but in the matter, kick buttowski is literally the title of the show so it make sense that he’s the main character but still-

Anyways about kendall, i like the idea that she and pantsy are frenemies. we’ve known pantsy makes strict rules at the mellowbrook megaplex that absolutely made no sense. He even wants people to say “please” before giving tickets?! Like bro, so it just goes like “you didn’t say please! No ticket for you!” And kendall getting annoyed and told him how immature he is just because he’s an assistant manager so after a few seconds of arguing, kendall had managed to get a ticket to watch her movie and also like the idea that pantsy gave her the whistle so she just use it to call him for something djfnfkfsr

And yeah! Again i love your arts and I’d appreciate it very much if you will never stop liking kbsd and i rlly love you (not romantically i’m sorry :,)) god bless!! :DDD

I AM DYING /pos

(ALSO YES, SHANIA IS COOL, ABSOLUTE TRUTH, MORE LOVE FOR HER) The theme song is a banger! An yewah, Disney did Kick so dirty, Sandro Corsaro himself was kinda salty about it Why all good things must be taken away from us :( Also yea, while Kick is a main character, I do wish there was more episodes about other characters (Hey, the world of Gumball literally named after Gumball but there are a lot of characters, besides him and his family that got limelight, so it's absolutely possible) (Plus hey, I do think that Kick dynamic with Emo kid could be interesting esp when you remember that in the show Kick kinda bullied him - both the potential to learn more about E.K and for Kick to grow, yk) I do headcanon Mouth and Kendall as frenemies but Pantsy? You got something there, anon. I think Kendall being frenemies with him would be so funny when you also remember that Brad was so easily bossed by her. The whole idea of "yeah Brads" being easily bossed by her kinda makes me chuckle now - Brad bullies Kick, Pantsy bullies Mouth, Horace is there (sorry bby, the show didn't gave you much of a character but you will be blasted with headcanons soon, don't worry) and then there is one little miss perfect and her not so little miss perfect temper and authority. (But hey, Pantsy giving her a whistle is kinda sweet tho) God, there's so much potential there, thank you for the food for thought! And don't you worry. I've loved kbsd for almost a decade now - I ain't stopping anytime soon >:) ALSO ANON PLEASE LETS BE FRIENDS PLEASE

Okay, yeah, i disappeared again but bear with me, the full time job is kicking my ass daily :( But I still doodle occasionally and have plans so here we go

[pardonmydelays]

Hahaha, I don't think he's a fan, sorry!! That's a fair rule. I'm pretty sure ACDC is coming but, of course, it sold out 😭 I love classic songs and bands, especially the 60s-80s. Actually... I might be going next Friday to one if I have enough left over after I pay rent.

"however my introverted ass usually wants to stay home or just go for a walk with my music. i don't like meeting new people because it makes me feel uncomfortable..." I am both an introvert and an extrovert and I don't know how that can be. That's honestly understandable, though. I love going on walks while listening to music (Bonus: I jog and then eventually run)! It's just so therapeutic and calming to me. Lol.. anytime I see someone walk or run past me, I always wonder what song they're listening to. A song from a musical? Emo music? Disney? My taste in music is chaotic. One minute I'm listening to an 80s song and the next I'm listening crying to "For Good"... WHILE I AM WORKING OUT.

That's great you were able to get out of the old job. It was that bad?! Wow! Is the new one clothing or a different "part" of retail?? Thank you!! I applied to two jobs that were entry-level and had pretty decent, livable salary, but I have yet to hear back from them. I most definitely more than qualified!

I've been making mock-up itineraries since my friend and I spoke of the trip in December lol. I swear I'm normal... I went to see my parents a few days ago and it was such a great time! My mom and I were talking about vacation plans and I was like, 'Oh, speaking of that... [My friend's name] and I were talking about going to New York in May or June or July.' She responded 'That's a bit expensive' so I told her we're figuring out the budgeting plan and overall she seemed pretty chill about it. I have yet to tell her about possibly going by myself, but I don't think she (and my dad) will be too dramatically upset. 😬 Lol, that is so true about bringing someone, though! I'll keep ya posted!

"i don't think he's a fan, sorry!!" <- 😦😦😦 (lmao i'm kidding of course, i just love being dramatic). woah, ACDC would be so cool actually. i think next friday is THIS friday, so, are you going???

"it's just so therapeutic and calming to me." <- it truly is!!! i always say that i'm going for my mental health walk. as for the music, i have the exact same thing. sometimes it's an entire musical, sometimes disney songs... then five minutes later i play the most depressing shit ever or my favourite "rappers" (basically tyler joseph and lin-manuel miranda cause i don't know any other rappers) and i'm pretending i'm a gangster. so yeah. chaotic. but "for good" while working out is pretty intense, omg 😭

yes, my old job was actually terrible, i mean my boss was. like for example i still didn't get my salary for FEBRUARY and i don't think that's ever going to end lmao i'm just fucking tired. if i wasn't as responsible as i am and didn't have any savings i wouldn't be even able to pay rent just because my boss is a fucking asshole but whatever i don't even wanna talk about it anymore. keeping my fingers crossed for you, as usual! you're gonna get a new job eventually. it might take a while but i'm sure it's gonna be worth the wait!

"i've been making mock-up itineraries since my friend and i spoke of the trip in december lol" <- what this is actually amazing omfg 😭 sometimes i feel like planning gives you even more serotonin than actually going on that trip lmao. but anyway. i'm glad you talked to your parents. just maybe don't tell them about the possibility of going alone yet 😂 my mom is always so upset when i do that. it's not like i can't because obviously i'm an adult but i just don't like it when she's worried.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

hi 🐸 I see your sax Virgil and I raise you (as someone who was in band for two years, played saxophone, horribly sucked at it, became a choir kid, has a brother that's played sax in bands for like 10 years) that he's also a flute player. Flute feels mild and inconvenient which is what I can see him picking — HOWEVER I do like sax Virgil. I will add to it.

Virgil showing up in concert black but with visible piercings. Bro did not listen to his band teacher about the piercing rule (maybe that's just my school's band teacher) (also sorry I have to base this on middle/high school band it's all I know). He has a solo. He fucking kills his solo. Got that solo that makes the three white dudes cry on the edge of the stage (please tell me anyone gets what I'm referencing).

And now.

And now.

Percussion Remus. Or trumpet. Picture the most annoying ass instrument /jjjjjjjj I want this man to make noise and go :[D !! over it. Go BRBRBRBRRR into his instrument and it makes a horrible screeching noise and he just :[DDDD so happy over it.

Anyway this wasn't me disagreeing I just like mentioning my band headcanons too :3 it's funny to imagine Virgil riffing on a fucking flute and Remus like "damn what else can that mouth do :[0" before promptly being smacked by the nearest person

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OOOOH!!! I L O V E Vee absolutely shredding it on the Flute!!! Ree would be annoying as shit with a Trumpet or Tuba and be happy about it and y'know what as he S H O U L D if he's trying to get with the Emo Flute player XD /light hearted