#SLAsH J GARFIELD SLASH J /J//J

[liquidstar]

im still sick

[robobee]

you ever dry your hair half naked with just a towel around your waist and think my god i would eat as a village girl bathing in the river #heritage #havelicore #cunt

[princeblue]

Every time someone draws humanoid shadow with short hair an angel loses its wings

[lesbianfanfictionenthusiast]

i love tone indicators i wish they existed in irl conversations

[averagegrianfan]

Goal reached, Times ticking Ranboo /j

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

[ohmytiredheart]

Self-UNdiagnosing. I don't have autism—it's just my natal chart.

[liathgray]

Also wasnt gendering you, i remember you by your ao3 handle im sorry if it came off that way 😔

OH oh nah you’re fine i dont mind!!

[aspecriddler]

ooh I want to be overmedicated please overmedicate me this is not a cry for help just gimme more klonopin

[starlightswordfight]

IT'S CANON????

How we feel about GoatxShamura being canon now peeps

[candy-fae]

send me your favorite guy and I'll draw them a funny little outfit

Garfield are you srs or slash j /gen

I don’t simply FUCK AROUND as they say

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

I think Linc quotes the “GARFIELD ARE YOU SLASH SRS OR SLASH J” thing like, twice a day.

[grgie]

chat is this man flirting with me for real or is it just bantz (real input appreciated) (im a dumbass ace with literally zero dating experience) (as far as im aware no one has ever flirted with me before so idk what that even looks like)

i play valorant with this italian guy and have done for a few months now and he can be flirtttyyyy and i cannot for the life of me tell if he is oh god he literally sent this as im typing hold up

like ?!?!

GARFIELD ARE YOU SLASH SRS OR SLASH J

context for the below was we were talking about someone we played a few games with earlier in the day

okay yes maybe i encouraged that with asking if he had a type but i was curious! this guy mentioned liking goth girls ages ago but i also couldnt tell if it was a joke or not

im not exactly against the idea of him for real flirting but like. i wanna know if im reading the room and dont wanna accidentally lead him on or smth???? idkkkkkkkk

@grgie

[deepseaatrocity]

kill yourself in the good way or the bad way im like sitting here twiddling my fingers like. wdym. garfield are you slash j or srs

[yoursminehourss]

GARFIELD ARE YOU SLASH SRS OR SLASH J.

[cosmic-chronologer]

I love having mutuals that are really into Minecraft roleplays

You guys will reblog paragraphs casually talking about the most unhinged atrocious acts known to man with zero tags and i have to stare at the screen like “GARFIELD ARE YOU SLASH J OR SLASH SRS”

[zooterchet]

The Rotary Lodge (American Intelligence)

The Rotary Lodge, was James Madison's concept, of the American countryside.

Whereas some countries are run by police, military, or common word, America is run by crime.

The intelligence apparatus.

Upon being elected United States President, your Lodge is created. Your form of criminal act, as a secret society, a common practice of intelligence service, federal, supported by the State Police, through United States Army Intelligence.

Garfield Lodge, marijuana smuggling services, at your high services, sir.

If you want to deal with aliens, mountains, swirling roads, or deep forests, you must be a kid that was on contract slave labor as a kid, or even impressed slavery, and you are now a police officer's family, of high regard.

That's me, James Garfield, the Transylvanian.

Goering, Thorne, Suleiscu, U'Niall, Boudica, Stoker, Seamus, those are all me.

Even poor Daemona, the wife of Shane, taken too soon, from her husband Shane, forefather of Clan Washington, with Boelyn's daughter, Elizabeth I.

Only two Lodges removed; Kennedy, the Gypsies, those police and churchmen affiliated with criminal services, and Dubya, Alcoholics Anonymous, the Shriners' Jewish hand, of Turkey.

But Dubya wanted it.

That's why my children, are in the Black Parliament, Washington's arm, the assassins, and why I had to consort with your friend "Crux", Fillmore Lodge; CRASH, the assassins.

It was fun to be "Chet", Lee Harvey Oswald, with my good and beautiful friend, FOX, Leiveine Harvey.

I had pretty bad slashed up arms for a while, from your friend in KGB/ONI.

The Queen's Blunder, was the most legendary move in chess, as a game opener, on her own programmed software.

It never goes well after this, says "Chet".

Remember, Dr. Leo, Mossadegh Shah, Copy Chet is still out there.

He's in jail, with you, isn't he.

As for Machiavelli, he's received his lethal injection.

I'm also a Madison, a Pasha, come twice.

Enjoy Obama Lodge, the right for police to be civil, in court.

Enjoy Blockbuster Video, and Donald J. Trump.

Watch out for the Capone Police Squad, Doji's Dozen.

He's out there right now, good ol' Alphonse Gaetano, Joe Biden, watching.

A steak for a stockbroker, not too much to ask for.