#SKDAFJSADKF you're an enabler bc I SHOULDN'T HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS

[halspur]

@flashedarrow sadfjksdfj okay i’m thinking team voltron sells culinary supplies & the bom sells home appliances so they merge & zarkon™️©️®️ buys out both businesses so lotor brings in his crew to help run the place:

kolivan & coran are co-managers

sendak & haxus were their old bosses & everyone hated them

this is one of the only things kolivan will genuinely laugh out loud about

coran is the peppy cheerful boss who plans bday parties for everyone obvi

kolivan is silent

...but he brings in donuts every monday so they all love him

antok & allura are their assistants second in commands

they surprisingly get along perfectly and even hang out outside of work

i.e. they get plastered together 

pidge & hunk are in marketing

pidge buys cutlery & pots/pans for both birthday & holiday gifts

colleen & sam have so many plate sets, so many

hunk is addicted to ordering from their own product magazine & lance and pidge have to hold an intervention at least once a year

he has every type of wafflemaker & smoothie machine you can imagine

lance & pidge still plan movie night & sleepovers at his house because they want gourmet food

ulaz & thace are in accounting

they’ve been married for 8 years but nobody knows (until)

shiro sees them holding hands at lunch and tries to act cool but ends up sprinting out of the room to find keith because diD YOU KNOW

anyways they bring lunch they made the night before every day  & eat together

lance & keith are in customer service

lance is naturally great at his job & allura loses a bet to coran that he was going to quit his first year there

jokes on her because he’s the only thing that makes her laugh at work

this was the only position open when keith applied + shiro was already working with allura & coran so could keith complain about an easy job inning??

he could & he does, especially about his coworker across from him

regris & shiro are in sales

regris wears headphones most of the time & shiro hates trying to get his attention

they rarely speak at length to anybody (shiro is better than smalltalk than regris though) but if they do it’s only to keith

this leads to a general confusion about if keith is dating either of them

he’s not but he’s been flirting with shiro for the past 6 months to no avail

matt is the receptionist & he abuses that power daily to pass notes, prank call, & commit general tomfoolery and/or assist in shenanigans

lance & pidge usually claim him (hunk tries to warn them from the sidelines) against keith & shiro

it always ends with allura either scolding them or shiro & keith pulling off a heist back at them under the radar

axca, ezor, narti, zethrid & lotor have no clue what they walked into when assigned to this office

rest assured, they’re integrated almost seamlessly into the office ecosystem