#SIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T JOKE ABOUT EATING PEOPLE. MUCH LESS THEM HAVING TO BE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bougiebutchbinch · 4 days ago

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I know it was bad and I know it was child abuse but it's still so funny to me that Yondu stole a child, experienced Cuteness Aggression, and told Peter he was so adorable he was gonna eat him. Only Peter (a traumatised and terrified eight-year-old, freshly abducted by aliens) thought he meant it. And Yondu thought that was fucking hilarious so he kept up the 'joke' for thirty years -

#SIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T JOKE ABOUT EATING PEOPLE. MUCH LESS THEM HAVING TO BE #GRATEFUL FOR IT #absolutely iconic line right there sdflgdsfgfdsg #gotg #yondu udonta #peter quill #space family my beloved #galaxy's okayest dad #D+ parenting at its finest #when you genuinely love a kid but a) have NO reference for how to be a good caregiver #b) are surrounded by people who threaten you and your loved ones with violence if you ever show them overt kindness #and c) are just generally a shitty person /affectionate slkdfkjdsfgdsg

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