#SICK. and TIRED. of 'scout's so “”“”“unmasculine”“”“” he cant grow body hair' jokes. this is my joker moment. this is where I take my stand

[presidentbungus]

all this and that about scout doesnt have body hair because hes a tiny virginal twink boy or whatever but like lets be real i know 6 or 7 people irl who look just like scout and they all have forests growing on their skin. in my opinion scout has an inch-high layer of grassy hair snaking up his legs. his arms generally look like he had a really bad encounter with an extremely tragic porcupine. you guys need to be more inspired about these things. I know that good old baby's ass of a perfectly smooth chest joke gets raucous laughter every time but dont you think it's funnier if he wears a pair of shorts and looks like he's half-sasquatch from the waist down