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BP Auditions

i'll put it out there. gonna rely heavily on my girl https://boysplanetrecaps.tumblr.com/post/710263726735048704/its-time-for-another-giant-mnet-show-are-you for these recaps.

So now that I've learned everything about ZB1, I'm going to watch Boys Planet Again with new eyes and see if I still agree with what I said before...

EVNNE - Keita, Park Hanbin, Lee Jeonghyeon, Yoo Seungeon, Ji Yunseo, Mun Junghyun and Park Jihoo

"to reflect their skills?" Oh 100% JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P is taking 4. AT LEAST 3.

Seven Star ass bitches; none of them passed the intro imo

TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F is adorable

JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P is 100% gonna sit in the top 9, no?

look at all these kids putting 200 stickers on

oh CHEN KUAN JUI (23, 5'9")/F is SUPER flexible, huh?

MUN JUNG HYUN (19, 6'0") - oh he's a cutie. (in Evnne).

SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7") - I've warmed up to him 100

ew, PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P he STILL being dramatic

PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0") - yeah, I understand why they all thought he was scary! But bby was only trying to be "determined"

Naurrrrrr, JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P 3 stars?? - they're actually giving him alot of screentime <3

KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") - this kid is so dramatic. He's everythinnnng. I adore him.

ewwwww, they made HUI (31, 5'7")/P come out all by himself, grosssssss. oh this just makes me sad. He deserves so much better.

omfg, the way OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P stares at HUI (31, 5'7")/P when he walks past. SO CUTE.

awwwww PARK JI HOO (18, 5'9")/F 's little dimples! cueeeeee-tahhh.

JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P fucking squinting at the screen. classic.

ZHANG SHUAI BO (22, 6'0")/P - oh, how cute is he?

Alright, I'm team TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F now.

They sure are hyping PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P up like craaaazy huh?

omfg - LEE HWAN HEE (26, 5'9")/F "our arms will break if we dance like that! hahaha!

OMFG, I love how ppl think JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P is extra and doing too much, but nah man. That's a kid with ADHD right there. He can't help that shit.

HAAAAAA! BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F "I'm falling for him a little" BRO, SAME!

wait, just realized OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P sat in the front row cause he wants that screen time. smarty greedy baby.

Okay, that was hilarious that they made BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F/F and JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F/F do the thing together.

Why are they painting HUI (31, 5'7")/P as like a has-been? He didn't need to do all these shows, but he has a solid career in singing/composing if he wants to keep it.

HUI (31, 5'7") - still 100% salty he's even on this show.

KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11")/F/P - HAaaaa, they said his pants too low

OMG, the height difference really is funny!

Those MNet bitches cut it out when TAKUTO (16, 5'5") fell on his back tuck!!

KEITA (23, 5'5") - so wait, what was Ciipher? (wtffff, Tag was in that group?)

RICKY (20, 6'0") - oof, that hair color bro TT

SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10") - No. he still bugs me. I can't even look at him as a bitchy gay, cause I just dont like him.

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Jellyfish Group - sure, they all pass. KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0")/F/P PARK HYUN BEEN (19, 5'10")/F/P JANG YEO JUN (19, 5'10")/F/P PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0")/P/P WakeOne - they checking too much shiz (fucking Jay's head during this). but yeah, they practiced that and it shows! ANTHONNY (20, 5'8")/F/P MIN (24, 5'9")/P/P HARUTO (19, 5'7")/F/P

Taipei CHEN KUAN JUI (23, 5'9")/F/F - oh his modern dance is stunning tho QIU SHENG YANG (23, 5'10")/F/F DONG DONG (23, 5'9")/F/F CHEN REN YOU (20, 6'0")/F/F 

USA - watched the youtube version and Kamden danced hard while rapping, so pass! JAY CHANG (23, 5'9")/P/P - "Jay, man, you can sing bro!" YUPPP! NA KAMDEN (23, 6'0")/F/P

Yuehua - Global ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11")/F/P RICKY (20, 6'0")/F/F OLLIE (18, 6'0")/F/F BRIAN (22, 6'1")/F/F

Yuehua - Korean JI YUN SEO (19, 6'0")/F/P YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10")/F/P - his high note was better than the other homies HAN YU JIN (17, 5'10")/F/P - um, ain't nothing special about that choreo tho?? KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0")/F/P -he's getting a pass cause he mean mugged the camera like that

Cube BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F/F - oh bless his little heart

Cabin74 JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F/F - i mean he was the better out of the two

China Sichuan WANG YAN HONG (25, 5'10")/F/F YANG JUN (25, 5'9")/F/F

?? LEE DONG GUN (19, 5'10")/F/F - Jay's face for this was EVERYTHING.

Canada - the squeaky shoe sound effects, omfg SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7")/P/P - I mean, i didn't really like it, but there is potential, so pass.

Studio Glide SUNG HAN BIN (23, 5'10")/P /P - He did good! I would have passed him alone for the cunty whacking.

Japan Tokyo - ohhhhhhh, poor HUI (31, 5'7")/P. They trashed his baby. ICHIKA (31, 6'0")/F/F ITSUKI (18 5'7")/F/F OUJU (20, 5'7")/F/F

Cube ----ew, wtf didn't they show it? I'm gonna go watch the rest on youtube. HUI (31, 5'7")/P/P - pass, ofc.

Thailand NICE (24, 5'11")/F/F WINNIE (25 5'7")/F/F

Canton China - damg, that was rough CHEN LIANG (24, 6'1")/F/F FENG JUN LAN (25, 5'10")/P/F LIN SHI YUAN (25, 6'0")/F/F XUAN HAO (28, 5'11")/F/F

Vietnam DANG HONG HAI (20, 5'11")/F/F CONG (23, 5'8")/P/P - he did awful, but I still find him endearing sooooo Pass!

Aichi Japan - oooof. bro. If I watched this on mute, then I'd pass them. I can't decide. OSUKE (21, 5'4")/F/F YUKI (22, 5'8")/P/F

Wollim JUNG SE YUN (16, 5'8")/F/F - omg, he looks 12 JANG MIN SEO (18, 5'8")/P/F - oh this kid got injured and left

?? CHOI JI HO (20, 6'0")/F/P - he struggled. hard. but i'mma pass him.

??  JEON WOO SEOK (21, 5'8")/F/F - the dance was fine i guess, but i can't get past his voice

RedStart KIM MIN SEOUNG (20, 5'8")/P/P - wait, why didn't he sing at all?? KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11")/F/P HONG KEON HEE (19, 6'2")/P/P CHOI WOO JIN (19, 5'7")/P/P

Japan Osaka - the energy wasn't right for this song bro KEITA (23, 5'5")/F/F HIROTO (22, 5'9")/F/F YUTO (19 5'7")/F/F KEI (18 5'7")/F/F

Shanghai China MA JING XIANG (20, 6'2")/F/F ZHANG SHUAI BO (22, 6'0")/P/F - he's pretty CAI JIN XIN (20, 6'2")/F/F TAO YAUN (24, 6'0") /F - oh, this one leaves??

Clump o' Trainees KIM JI WOONG (25, 5'10)/P/P - sure, I'm here for it YOON JONG WOO (24, 5'9")/F/P - he got a flair for the dramatics. I'm in. LEE SEUNG HWAN (24, 5'10")/P/P - he's done some modern dance before JEONG I CHAN (23, 5'10")/P/F - oof, baby, that note is too big for you JUNG HWAN ROK (22, 5'9")/F/P - - I mean he did what he was supposed to

?? TAKUTO (16, 5'5")/F/F - naur

143 Entertainment LIM JUN SEO (19, 5'10")/F/F LEE DA EUL (20 5'7")/F/F

WakeOne - Seven Star Bitches KIM TAE RAE (22, 5'8")/F/P - this bitch smiling sold me MUN JUNG HYUN (19, 6'0")/F/P PARK MIN SEOK (22, 6'0")/F/P - not quite there PARK HAN BIN (22, 5'9")/F/P - oh, he's got charisma LEE JEONG HYEON (22, 6'1")/F/P - i mean, he's borderline too

First One - I did like the choreo. Is it there? JANG JI HO (20, 5'8")/P/F SEO WON (23 5'7")/F/F

More Randos JUNG HO JIN (21, 6'0")/F/F KIM MIN HYUK (25, 5'11")/P/F JO EUN WOO (19, 5'8") /F - homie left the competition PARK GWAN YOUNG (23, 5'7")/P/P - he wasn't good, but I liked watching him.

HYOGO HARU (18, 5'6")/F/P - he did fine, he has energy and charisma RIKU (19, 5'11")/F/F - no noi no no

OUI ENT CHOI SEUNG HUN (16, 5'7")/F/F JEON HO YOUNG (19, 5'10")/F/P - he wasn't good. But he has potential. pass

H1GHER MUSIC - I mean, I gotta make a cut somewhere... PARK JI HOO (18, 5'9")/F/F HAN SEO BIN (18, 5'8")/P/F

TOP Media - bad song LEE DONG YEOL (25, 5'9")/F/F LEE HWAN HEE (26, 5'9")/F/P - why's this one so familiar looking?

?? WUMUTI (25, 5'9")/P/F - i already know i'm gonna pass him w/o even seeing it. OH! those vocals were horrible

?? WANG ZI HAO (23, 5'10)/F/P - i'mma pass him. but like, not cause he was good, and not for his ghost white makeup.

?? LEE YE DAM (21, 5'5")/F/P - he looks about Woozi size. I'mma pass him.

WakeOne - naurrrr naur naur OH SUNG MIN (23, 5'11")/P/F CHA WOONG KI (22, 5'8")/F/F

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Sumni watching the episode with them.... She's a real one. I like her.

look how WUMUTI (25, 5'9")/P sitting like that how he sits.

That was really cute with BAK DO HA (21, 5'11")/F/F and JUNG MIN GYU (24, 6'1")/F/F covering each others ears