#SDM's underground tank regiment

[fairiesofgensokyo]

"Revolution? Tanks? DID I MISS SOMETHING? Ahem.... What's this about a revolution? Did the fairies finally rebel over Remilia's miss treatment? Or is this a rebelion against Reimu's iron fisted rule of Gensokyo by the Scarlet Devil Mansion? Are you all foot soldiers in a war beyond your ken? What are the storm fairies? Is that like the radio fairies that worship that tower thing?"

"You are not capitalist spy, da?"

"Ignore her. There is no revolution... for now."

"It's just a character trait involving the Soviet Union, don't worry about it."

"The tanks are from the Scarlet Devil Armoured Fairies."

"Our tanks are old Soviet hardware."

"Hence the revolution jokes."

"The storm fairies are our rivals."

"They live on the Yamawaro's mountain."

"They use old German hardware."

"Enough blabbering! Shoot down that capitalist reporter!"

*BLAM*