#Ryley doesn't get paid enough for their shit

[searsage]

Ryley: So..What did you do to piss Robin off..?

Al-an: is she still upset? How unfortunate…

"She's been brooding all morning, What happened..?

Al-an: Robin has requested i rearrange her organs multiple times…."

"..w-what?!"

"As worriesome as this request is, I do find my self flattered…"

Ryley: "…huh?"

Al-an: Such a potentially dangerous procedure would only be requested from those you trust. Ryley."

Ryley: Oh, i-I don't think she means-

Al-an: I do believe Robin was quite disappointed when i denied her request, however unlike many alien species human organs are rather fragile, to perform such an unnecessary procedure would be reck- Ryley where are you going?

Ryley: To get more coffee, fuck, It's too early for this shit..

Al-an: Oh.. have I offended you as well..? My appologise Ryley-.

Ryley: I don't need your appologies Al-an, Im not mad..just.

Al-an: "But please be aware I will reject any requests to reorganize your organs as well.

Ryley: Holy hell, how the hell did you two survive..?"